It’s October! Halloween is just one thing on the list

Thanks for a great hash last Thursday. All the north shore virgins are going back to their soccer mom lives forever changed. They have already figured out a rotating carpool schedule, and posted it on their refridgerators. A special shout out goes out to Atomic Dyke from Baton Rouge, for letting us see her goods and letting our visitors from the North Atlantic demonstrate a number 62 on her. One thing I noticed is Voodoo doesn’t have a walking trail, but multiple over achievers showed up in walking cast. Apparently, one too many people are strapping themselves into the sex … Continue ReadingIt’s October! Halloween is just one thing on the list

#198 – Le Tour De Hash (followed by a pool party)

Seems like I’ve been talking to hashers all over the world lately. Everywhere from Boston to California, stories of the Voodoo H3 have been sung around hash circles. Currently, we have Good Will Cunting whoring all over Europe. The Voodoo Founders are in Okinawa. Now we have over 80 hashers from all over the gulf coast signed up for the first Voodoo Monkey Hash at the end of the July. In order to celebrate all this multi-locational bullshit going about we’re meeting up in front of the Bulldog on Canal for Le Tour De Hash! Wear hash attire. If you … Continue Reading#198 – Le Tour De Hash (followed by a pool party)

Cum One, Cum All to the FIRST ANAL VOODOO MONKEY!

UPDATE: CAP IS REMOVED. We’ll keep it open until June 20th! Sign up now!!! The Brass Monkey H3 and the Voodoo H3 proudly bring you the first in what will no doubt be a yearly event full of awesomeness! If you are all about the running and no so much the drinking and debauchery, this is sooooooooo not the event for you. WHEN: July 29-31, 2011 WHERE: New Orleans, LA WHY: Really? Do you care? PRICE: $20.00 – FIRST 75 PEOPLE ONLY! We;re excepting regos until June 20th. What will that include? You will get an AMAZING T-Shirt (Men’s sizes … Continue ReadingCum One, Cum All to the FIRST ANAL VOODOO MONKEY!

#184 – Toga! Toga! Toga!

I’m keeping this week’s write-up in lined with the theme. Short and skimpy. Get ready to run downtown in a toga bitches! Butt sex is popping Just Allison’s cherry, and we start off wearing nothing but bed sheets! Hares: Everything Butt Sex, Just Allison (Virgin Lay) Theme: Togas! Time: THURSDAY, MARCH 31st 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Where: Lafayette Square Bring $1 and a six pack, or Butt Sex will make it hard for you sit down for a week! View Larger Map

No Cunt Troll put it in my mouth, and it was awesome.

Last night summed up New Orleans perfectly. We were in Clay Square Park, about to circle up when a cop shows. Cop: “Ya’ll can’t have beer in the park. The noise is fine. Can ya’ll just move out to the corner or the street, and drink?” I fucking love this city. We took the cop’s advice and hashed 13 extra blocks, moving us from 11th crappy ass Ward to the 10th. What we found out is that the 10th Ward (i.e. district for you foreigners) is rather a good spot to host a bunch of overgrown children who likes to … Continue ReadingNo Cunt Troll put it in my mouth, and it was awesome.