The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #560 – “Revenge of the Nerds” – Womb Raider

Celebrate having tons of drunk (re: easy) college kids and overworked (re:desperate) teachers back in town (and the end of my first week in law school!) by donning the minimal amount of clothing needed to put together a mildly offensive nerd costume!

Bonus (but not actually cause this will probably suck for you guys – just like high school): There will be actual problems for you to solve on trail and they’ll require knowledge of hash trivia, songs, and backgrounds on your fellow hashers.

Most of y’all haven’t seen me lay before, but I promise, this is going to be my best orgy yet.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: August 24, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Revenge of the Nerds!
Start Address: Audubon Zoo Parking Lot – Look for Hashers (6500 Magazine St., New Orleans, LA 70118)
Hare & Co-hares: Womb Raider
Beer hare: Just Byron
Pre-Lube: Monkey Hill (6100 Magazine St.)
On-After: Monkey Gill (6100 Magazine St.)
Dog Friendly: Sure
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No
Approx. -l-l-l–> length:  3.5 miles (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks).
Trail is A to A
HASH ANNOUNCEMENTS:
GCH3 has extended the rego cutoff for Mobile RDR! Click here to be part of the fun. You have until 9/1 to reserve a hotel in the hash area. RDR is Sept. 22-24, 2017

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Trail #559 – “Asian Persuasian” – Just Julie & Jackropheliac

Herro! Cum to my virgin ray! Your rittle Asian is stepping up to ray twail for the first time! It is Asian themed, so wear anything Herro Kitty, Anime, Pokemon, etc. I hope we all get happy ending.

 

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, & flashlight

Date: August 17, 2017

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: Asian Persuasian

Start Address: Whitney Bank Parking lot in the back (1324 S Carrollton Ave. New Orleans, LA 70118)

 

 

Hare & Co-hares: Just Julie and Jackropheliac

Beer hare: Just Bryon

Pre-Lube: Carrollton Station (8140 Willow St, New Orleans, LA 70118)

On-After: Little Tokyo Restaurant (1340 S Carrollton Ave New Orleans, LA 70118)

Dog Friendly: Yes and I promise we will NOT eat them.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.0 Miles (does not include YBFs, actually solving checks, check backs and fish hooks).

Trail is A to A

 

HASH ANNOUNCEMENTS

GCH3 has graciously EXTENDED Mobile Red Dress rego for all of you hungover NOLA RDR fux until 9.1! Check out the website here to be a part of the fun. RDR dates 9.22-9.24

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Trail #558 – Red Skirt Run 2017!! “Choose Your Own Adventure” – ¿Quesa-did-her?, What’s Warm, & The Voodoo Dolls

It’s that time of the year again when we infiltrate the city donning red dresses in the name of hashing and charity! Each year, the Voodoo likes to pregame RDR with a Red Skirt Run. If you were here last year, then you know we mean business.

This years’ theme is Choose Your Own Adventure. Expect lots of splits and turns while you choose your hashing fate. I’ve heard rumors of Jell-O Shots, Confetti Eggs, and something called Total Glitter Annihilation…

On After will be at the Dragon’s Den where the Big Easy Brawlers are playing! If you haven’t heard the Brawlers play, you’re in luck. They’re a badass brass band that does NOLA music right. The Dragon’s Den isn’t going to know what hit them.

It’s going to be epic, y’all.

Date: August 10, 2017
Time: 6:30 pm Show, 7:00 pm GO!
Theme: Voodoo Red Skirt 2017: Choose Your Own Adventure
Cost: $5 and a 6-pack (glass discouraged)
Start: Spain Street and N. Peters Street (There is a huge field. You can’t miss it) There is also a parking lot on N. Peters right before the field if you need a place to put your car, but, let’s be clear: this is an uber kind of night. It’s also in walking distance of the hash hotel. Safety First, lovelies.

Hares: ¿Quesa-did-her? , What’s Warm and the Voodoo Dolls.
Beer Hare: BJ Tenderpussy
Prelube: Dragon’s Den (435 Esplanade Ave, New Orleans, LA 70116)
On After: Dragon’s Den (435 Esplanade Ave, New Orleans, LA 70116)
Approximate length of trail: 3.0 for walkers, 5.0 for runners. This will be an A to A trail
Dog Friendly?: No.
Make sure to bring your whistle! Nothing extra is needed for trail.

Red Dress Run is the reason for the season. If you haven’t already Regoed, get on it! NOLA RED DRESS 2017 REGO

Trail #557 – “The Dirty Bird Strikes Back” – Q.E. Oui Oui, Whorebraham Lincoln, & Quesa-did-her

A little birdy told me, that the NFL training camps started this week. Whether they be the mighty Seahawks, the sweet as apple pie Eagles, the unbeaten by Drew Brees Baltimore Ravens or the always loved, last year’s first in second place, Atlanta Falcons.  That’s right all the dirty birds are back!

So quit raven on, you dodo, and swan on down to Cooter Browns to wet your beak before you take flight on a free for owl (but $1 for you) that is bound to emus and is most definitely for the birds.  For those of you that are feeling a little peckish they also have a kitchen.  You would have to be cuckoo to miss this migration, and if you don’t like it you can always cry fowl.

Come on, what are ya, chicken? 

 

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: 3rd of August 2017

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: The Dirty Bird Strikes Back

Start Address: Cooter Browns (509 S Carrollton Ave, New Orleans, LA 70118)

 

Hare & Co-hares: Q.E. Oui Oui, Whorebraham Lincoln.

Beer hare: ¿Quesa-did-her?

Pre-Lube: Cooter Browns

On-After: TBA

Dog Friendly: No

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No

 

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3 Miles (does not include YBFs, actually solving checks, check backs and fish hooks).

 

Trail is A to A

 

Hash Announcements:

VDH3 RED SKIRT RUNNNNNNN 2017!!!!

Check out the post for how to enjoy NOLA Voodoo style

the Thurs. before 

NOH3 Red Dress Run 2017

(don’t forget to check in at Fair Grounds expo. before VDH3 trail)

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Trail #556 – “Shark Week or Better Late Than Never” – Scouts On Her

 
That’s right y’all it’s time to celebrate the greatest race you’ve ever won in your life.  Be that escaping the apex predator of the wide ocean or wriggling out of a fishing net narrowly avoiding losing your appendages to fin soup.  So grab your 6 pack and whistle, and come on out.  One things for sure. we’re gonna need a bigger boat.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: July 27, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Shark Week or Better Late Than Never
Start Address: Goodwill on the corner of Jeff. Davis & Tulane Ave. (3400 Tulane Ave., New Orleans, LA 70119)
 
Hare and Co-Hares: Scouts On Her
Beer Hare: Under Cummer
Pre-Lube Location: Rendon Inn (4501 Eve St., New Orleans, LA 70125)
On-After Location: The Drifter Hotel (3522 Tulane Ave., New Orleans, LA 70119)
Dog Friendly?: Negative
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? A bigger boat … dry bag for on after, maybe trail if you have what my 5th grade running coach called “Stupid Feet.”
Approx. -l-l-l–>: 4 miles (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks)

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