The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #652 – ” MID-CITY BUNNARCHY BAR HOP MADNESS” – Q.E. Oui Oui – Et. Al.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, April 18, 2019
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: Mid-City BUNARCHY Bar Hop

 Start Address: 3501 Banks St.
Hare & Co-hares: Q.E. Oui Oui – Et. Al.
Beer hare: maybe/tbd
Pre-Lube: Finn McCool’s Irish Pub
On-After: Finn McCool’s Irish Pub,
Dog Friendly: Finns allows dogs outside. mid-city is pretty flat, so, sure, bring your fuzzy pal.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Bring some extra cash/card for pub stops.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 miles
 Trail is A to A,

Trail #651 – “My Pussy is Dead” – Tits Don’t Fit & Urine Asian

I haven’t yet let the social media-verse know that unfortunately, I had to put down one of my kittens recently. Thursday I would like to honor her life along with any other furry friends the hash has lost. Obituary below:

ATL/NOLA ~ Memorial services will be held Thursday, April 11, 2019 at 6:30 p.m. Stallings Playground for Gamora Foster-Drew, age 8 months, who passed away Thursday, March 28, 2019 in Avondale Estates, Atlanta, Ga.

Tits Don’t Fit will officiate services.

Gamora was a rescue in the greater Atlanta area having been adopted from Second Life Upscale Resale. A resident of Avondale Estates with duel residency in New Orleans, LA, 7th Ward. Gamora enjoyed most spooning with her adopted sister, Nebula, and sleeping in the nooks of her parents legs at night.

Survivors include her loving parents of two months, Tits Don’t Fit and Too Limp Clover of New Orleans and Avondale Estates, GA; adopted sister, Nebula.

She was preceded in death by an adopted brother, Odin.

The family requests that visitation be observed from 6:30 p.m Thursday until Beer Near on Thursday at Stallings Park, New Orleans. Vigil to follow.

Hares will be Tits Don’t Fit and (Nina Ganhdi Hash Name?)

Voodoo Hash House Harriers is in charge of arrangements.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, April 11, 2019
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: “My Pussy Is Dead”
Start Address: Stallings Playground (1608 Gentilly Blvd., NOLA 70119)
Hare & Co-hares: Tits Don’t Fit
Beer hare: Nina Ganhdi (does she even have a hash name, do we know?)
Pre-Lube: Jockey’s Pub & Sports Bar
On-After: Jockey’s Pub & Sports Bar
Dog Friendly: My pussy loved bone (trail yes, on-after outdoor only)
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Funeral attire recommended. There will be a vigil for all lost furry companions at BN. Please bring small mementos or photo/s that you would like to offer to the fire in honor of your fallen friend! Mementos will be gathered by the Beer Hare at start and transported so you don’t have to worry about running with them. Please don’t bring something ridiculous, small items only.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 6 or 7 miles (walkers trail will be provided)
Trail is A to A

Trail #650 -“Girls Gone Wild” – Enough Already, ReTardis, In The Kitchen, FistyCunt

Woohoo! It’s ladies night! Women’s History Month may be over but that doesn’t mean much for these ladies. We’re celebrating all the lovely ladies of the hash! Will we be classy, klassy, sassy, or brassy?! You’ll have to show up to find out!

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, April 4, 2019

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: Girls Gone Wild

Start Address: 100 South Jefferson Davis Pkwy (in front of Holy Ground)

Hare & Co-hares: Enough Already, ReTardis, In The Kitchen, FistyCunt

Beer hare: Through the Looking Ass

Pre-Lube: Holy Ground

On-After: Agave House

Dog Friendly: Yes but not the bars

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Money honey, and maybe ID

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 2.5miles

Trail is A to B( On In to Start is less than 1000 steps)

Trail #649 – “March Blows” – Hitachi Topic

The last three days of March have a reputation for being stormy. Scottish folklore proposes that these three days were borrowed from April so that March might extend his power. March borrowit from April Three days, and they were ill: The first was frost, the second was snaw, The third was cauld as ever’t could blaw. — Scottish proverb
Come celebrate March in hopes to curb his wrath of the unpcoming borrowing days. We will drink shitty beer, run a terrible trail, drink even more shitty beer, and then sing joyous songs to appease the mighty March.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, March 28, 2019

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: March Blows

Start Address:
Casa De Hitachi
4725 New Orleans St
New Orleans, La. 70122
Hare & Co-hares: Hitachi Topic
Beer hare: Incompeetent
Pre-Lube: Daiquiri & Co (~1 mile storm start) 6301 Elysian Fields Ave, New Orleans, LA 70122
On-After: Daiquiri & Co (~1 mile storm start) 6301 Elysian Fields Ave, New Orleans, LA 70122
Dog Friendly: Yes
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nah
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.5 miles
Trail is A to A

Trail# 648 – “Its a Hash for Bloody Hell” = CUM muter

Let Me Look is leaving us to go back to her motherland! Let’s send her off properly with a shitty trail,  camaraderie & cake (a real cake) after circle! 

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, March 21, 2019
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: It’s a Hash for Bloody Hell
 Start Address: corner of Oak & Cambronne Street
Hares: CUM muter
Beer hare: Roman Showers
Pre-Lube: Maple Leaf Bar 8316 Oak St, New Orleans, LA 70118
On-After: Maple Leaf Bar ($10 cover charge to see Johnny Vidacovich Trio)
Dog Friendly: Trail, Yes.
 Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No
 Trail is A to A Approximately 3.2 Miles