The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 503 – Scouts’ Guide to Hurricane Preparedness – Scouts On Her

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You guessed it folks! September is here, and if going back to school wasn’t enough, here is a month of worrying about your house flooding to go with it! But fear not, Scouts on Her will show you how to float down canal with out a care, and how to stay wet in all the right ways! So put on you best “oh shit where is the family dog” outfit and come learn how to make it through this years most fun month!

Bring: $1 (no coins), 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight, a platoon of Texas national guard

Date: Thursday, 1 September 2016 – 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme: Scouts’ Guide to Hurricane Preparedness

Start: C-anal and Jeff Davis 3340 Canal St, New Orleans, LA 70119 (ish)

Hare and Co-Hares: Scouts On Her

Beer Hare: TBD

Pre-Lube Location: Holy Ground 3340 Canal St, New Orleans, LA 70119

On-After Location: TBD

Dog Friendly?: just as much as a hurricane can be

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail?

Any specific info the pack may need?

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc)

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc:

Hash Announcements:

Awards are this week

Mobile Red Dress Run October 7-9th Rego Here!

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Trail # 502 – The Hunt for Cryptids and other Mythical Creatures – Cockness Monster, Doofus White Boy

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Come travel deep into the murky, stagnant swamps in search of a legendary creature the mythical Monster of Cock Ness.  The Monster of Cock Ness was born in a place hotter than hell, South Louisiana in the summer, its Father was a Rougaroo and its Mother a Grunch, its only friend growing up was a Kraken who took it to the great depths to cool off and eat carcasses on the ocean floor.  Now, 35 years later it has returned to enjoy the muggy heat of summer and recharge in the decaying, filthy bogs in and around the ancient city of New Orleans.

 Adventure is guaranteed, but safety is not.  The Search will be led by Captain Doofus of the SS Shitanic on an epic last voodoo voyage before Doofus departs for the blue waters of the Straits of Florida.  Join us as we explore and try to capture this and many other majestic cryptids.  There are tales that the fabled beast can be lured out with tree fiddy of currency and the sacrifices of Virgins.  Your tree fiddy will go towards the swamp people presently affected by torrential rains in the birth marshes of the Legendary Monster of Cock Ness.  The Virgins will be tributes to the Monster. 

Walkers beware – sirens will haunt your path.  They have attracted many sailors to their deaths with their beautiful, melodic voices.  Do not be overcome by these devils of the sea.

Be prepared to Tell Tall Tales of these two hashers, Cock Ness and Doofus, at circle. Both of these hashers are already legends in their own shrinking, alcohol drenched, and delusional, craniums. Only because of KW3 do these two not seem egotistical, only because of IME do these two not seem so creepy, and only because of all of you do these two seem intelligent.

If you can donate please bring about $3.50 or whatever you can for the people that got flooded out from the recent storms.  Anything beyond the $1 dollar cost of the hash will go towards a charity (charity suggestions welcome) directly helping those affected.  Special gifts go to the top donators.   It does not have to be exactly $3.50, more or less is acceptable, that’s just about what the Monster of Cock Ness needs.  Also bring Virgins, lots of them, we have been short on those lately and the monster, like all hashers and hashes, has an appetite for new meat. 

There will be cryptids on trail, one per hasher. 

The On-After will be at Casa Doofus, which will have crappy food, alcohol and a COSTUME SALE!

Bring: $1 (no coins), $3.50 suggested donation for flood victims (coins are ok, more is ok, less is also ok) there will be a donation bucket, 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight, VIRGINS!!

Date: Thursday, 25 Aug 2016 – 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme: The hunt for Cryptids and other mythical creatures, Wear any of the following: Explorer Gear, Sailor Gear (Naughty-cool gear), CockNess and other Monster outfits, or plaid.

Start: Corner of Sycamore St and Audubon St 2200 Audubon St, New Orleans, LA 70125

Hare and Co-Hares: Cock Ness Monster, Doofus White Boy, and mystery hares!!

Beer Hare: Just Janna

Pre-Lube Location: The Boot: 1039 Broadway St, New Orleans, LA 70118

On-After Location: Casa Doofus, on Broadway – Costume Sale! and likely some free shit.

Dog Friendly?: Yes, bring water for them

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? The weather’s been sloppy so a change of clothes is a good idea. Minor Shiggy.

Any specific info the pack may need? Capture Cryptids along the way. One per hasher.

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc)  Runners trail = 4.0, walkers trail = 2.3

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc: A to A

Hash Announcements:

Awards are next week – Sept 1

Mobile Red Dress Run October 7-9th Rego Here!

 

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Trail # 501 – Full Moon and Moochin’s 25th Analversary Hash – Enough Already and Moochin’ Wench

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Oh what a most auspicious night indeed! A Full Moon is Brewin’. Those Lunar Winds are Blowing a Special Treat our way
Moochin Wench will be crashing our port to celebrate her Silver Hashaversary with Voodoo. Adventures abound! 
You never know what a Full Moon has in store! 

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight

Date: August 18th 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme:
Full Moon & Moochin’s 25th Analversary! Silver Moon

Start:
Sophie Wright Park 1900 Block of Magazine St. New Orleans, LA 70130

Hare and Co-Hares:
Enough Already & Moochin Wench

Beer Hare:
Ur(in)e Circle

Pre-Lube Location: Down the Hatch 1921 Sophie Wright Pl, New Orleans, LA 70130

On-After Location: Evangeline 2 1753 St Charles Ave, New Orleans, LA 70130

Dog Friendly?: Trail is, on-after, not quite. 
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Don’t be afraid to dress like a moon princess, sailor, goddess, wench, or pagan, for this night we bathe in moonlight!   
 Any specific info the pack may need? Cash for Surprise happenings and Extra beer for an extra BN!

Approximate Length of True Trail: 4 miles

 Trail is A to A, A to B, etc: A to A+
 
Separate Walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split: NO, Moon Quests will happen. 

Hash Announcements:

Mobile Red Dress Run October 7-9th Rego Here!

 

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Trail # 500 – Red Skirt Run: Voodoo FINALLY Gets the D – What’s Warm and the Voodoo Gladiators

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The Voodoo Hash House Harriers proudly present its 500th trail – Voodoo finally gets the D (If you don’t get it, and we feel very sorry for you, brush up on your Roman Numerals)!   If you find yourself in town for Red Dress Run weekend in Nola, you don’t want to miss this one.  What’s Warm and his team of Voodoo Gladiators have some special, epic shit planned for you wankers; and this is certainly one for the history books.  Trail details are posted below, and that’s about all the information we can give you without ruining any of the many surprises we have in store for you.  Just show up, and we can assure you that this will be the greatest tour of New Orleans in the history of ever. On On!
DATE: Thursday, August 11, 2016

TIME: 6:15pm – Show. 6:45pm – Hares away. 7:00pm – GO! All times are SHARP!!!!!

THEME: Red Skirt Run: Voodoo FINALLY Gets the D

BRING: $5 for the Hash and a 6 pack of beer. Multiple Beer Stops, so you might want to bring more! We’ll give you a patch and a great time!

START: Duncan Plaza on Gravier St. GPS address: 331 Loyola Ave, New Orleans, LA 70112

HARES: What’s Warm and The Voodoo Gladiators

BEER HARE: Fucked by Mapquest – Beer Hare. Sir Yaks-a-Lot – Shag Wagon.

PRE-LUBE LOCATION: Handsome Willy’s 218 S Robertson St, New Orleans, LA 70112

ON-AFTER LOCATION: Handsome Willy’s 218 S Robertson St, New Orleans, LA 70112 . SPECIALS: $3 PBR tall boys, $3 Margaritas, $3 Handsome Juice, $1.50 Tacos, $2 Banditos.

DOG FRIENDLY? Service Animals Only please

ANY SPECIFIC INFO THE PACK MAY NEED?: BRING A DRY BAG FOR YOUR VALUABLES or leave at “home”! There are no water crossings on trail, but everyone knows a good time makes you wet. Definitely put your valuables in a dry bag as the forecast calls for a 100% chance of large, plastic-covered rain drops. There’s also a couple of EC (Extra Credit) marks along trail. Bring your ID and $5-$10 in small, unmarked bills for some optional, added fun you may not expect. Cameras, video cameras, Go Pros, etc. are more than welcome, get consent before posting on FB! We’d love to see some of the documentation from trail posted to the event page. Oh yeah, there will also be glitter, so bring a body condom if you don’t want to get hit with the slut dust.

APPROXIMATE LENGTH OF TRUE TRAIL: Walkers – 3.9 miles. Runners – 5.7 miles

TRAIL is A to A’: My suggestion is to park near on after and walk to start (3 blocks apart). Make sure you pay for parking if you’re in one of the lots around there. If you park in a metered spot on the street, pay until 7:00pm.  or just Uber/Lyft, you will be too drunk to drive after anyway!

SPLITS: There are 2 T/E splits. Walkers follow trail.

Hash Announcements:

Visitor Awards are slated to happen.  Check the Attendance!

NOH 3 Red Dress Run Rego is Now OPEN. Rego Here! – How have you gotten this far and NOT Rego’d yet.  What is wrong with you?!?

Louisiana Interhash (New Orleans, LA) September 16 – 18,  Rego Here!

Mobile Red Dress Run October 7-9th Rego Here!

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Trail # 499 – Let your Freak Flag Fly! – Woody Poke Her, Dead Cell

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This Thursday, leave inhibitions at home! Let your freak flag fly! Knock the dust off of your favorite strap-on, my little pony butt plug, gimp suit, or traffic cop uniform. wear whatever you like; but wear your shiggy socks and wear bug spray! There may be more that one beer stop, so bring more to drink than normal (including water). There may be a shot check or two, so bring your designated driver. You may want some dry shoes at the end, but that’s your business. 

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight

Date: August 4 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme: Let your freak flag fly!

Start:  Tandy Leather, 5610 Jefferson Hwy, New Orleans, LA 70123

Hare and Co-Hares: Woody Poke Her, Dead Cell

Beer Hare: Cock A Booty Boo

Pre-Lube Location: The Mill, 5808 River Oaks Rd S, Harahan, LA 70123

On-After Location: Rivershack, 3449 River Rd, Jefferson, LA 70121

Dog Friendly?: no

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? whistle, flashlight, bug spray, shiggy socks, dry shoes, designated driver. 

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc) bring extra beer for 2 beer checks, a designated driver, and a gag ball

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) 4-5 mi (walkers follow trail)

 Trail is: A – A+

Hash Announcements:

Awards are this week!!!

Alabama Interhash (Cleveland, AL) August 5 – 7, 2016  The ultimate NOLA RDR Prelube event! Rego Here!

NOH 3 Red Dress Run Rego is Now OPEN. Rego Here!

Louisiana Interhash (New Orleans, LA) September 16 – 18,  Rego Here!

Mobile Red Dress Run October 7-9th Rego Here!

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