The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!
Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.
Join Voodoo H3 in your choice of not one, not two, but three different trail options for your hashing pleasure! Thursday’s trails will be pre-laid and will vary by length & difficulty with an Eagle Trail, a Turkey Trail, and a Shiggy Trail (sponsored by Crescent Shiggy, double trail credit opportunity!). All proceeds from trail will be donated to GEEKs, a New Orleans non-profit that is dedicated to providing support to kids with special needs https://geeksforkids.org/. Hashers who donate at least $10 & complete a trail by August 9th will earn a patch, over-achievers that complete all three trails will receive a super secret special honor in addition to a patch.
Rego/HashCash: send a minimum donation of $10 along with your Hash Name to Voodoo’s PayPal at email@example.com. Once rego’d, you will be added to a private event page where we will post trail details and hashers will upload their down-down photos at On-In. Information for the Zoom Circle starting at 9pm will also be posted here.
Start Address & Time: TBA! At 9am trail details will be sent to paid participants via private event page. Trails will be pre-laid so Hashers have through August 9th to complete 1-3 trails.
Hare & Co-hares: Mr. hEd – Eagle Trail, Quesa Did Her? – Turkey Trail, Tits Don’t Fit – Shiggy Trail
Bring: Drinks for trail, personal cooler, whistle, & a mask
Cooter Webs has emerged after years of waiting and wondering: Who are these strange creatures that now dwell within our land? Magical and Mythical creatures that existed within our imiaginations now roam free to frolic with the Voodoo. Surprises await as we cheer with ambrosia, or maybe prosecco.
Bring: a 6-pack (glass discouraged), personal cooler, whistle, flashlight, and a mask
Date: Thursday, July 30, 2020
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Magical, Mythical Creatures
Start Address: Behind the Walgreens on Robert E Lee. (101 Robert E Lee)
Hare & Co-hares: Cooter Webs, Mr. hEd, Quesa Did Her?
Beer hare: Urine Asian
Pre-Lube: At your own damn house
On-After: Get thee back from whence you came
Dog Friendly: ? Probably Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? It’s Lakeview, water crossings may pop up. Change of shoes /socks may be prudent.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks). Eagle ~ 6 miles, Turkey ~ 3.5
oah, it be hot – and we be sweaty – so sweaty that our limbs (and our chub) do not rub, but rather slide, and slip. And WOAH, we cannot even rub our bodies together like sloppy eels 🐍 because COVID19 has cum 💦 all over our faces and in our ear 👂canals and city canals…….I digress. In these uncertain times, let me ferry 🚣 you to the edge of where you never knew you wanted to be, and may actually not want to go – GENTILLY! To the edge of our great city we shall travail, into neighborhoods unknown, shiny as newborns from the embryonic sack. 🐣 We shall cross France to meet Pocahontas! We will cower at the almighty feet of Odin and Mithra, before they make peace with Hiawatha in the great nation of Chickasaw.
Bring: BYOB – Iced 6-pack which can be transported in the beer car, a whistle, flashlight, and MASK or face covering.
Date: Thursday, July 23, 2020
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! (sharp, trail is long so we want to start promptly)
Theme: Friction Free on the Fringes
Start Address: Schabel Playground, 2915 Hiawatha St., New Orleans, LA 70126
Hare & Co-hares: Tits Don’t Fit
Beer hare: Banana Slit 🍌
Pre-Lube: Choose your own adventure.
On-After: Choose your own adventure.
Dog Friendly: Yes, beware they may fall off the edge of the earth if not leashed. Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Shiggy socks would be advisable, but not mandatory. Dat grass be long out on da edge of the earf, yeah.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: ~7miles r*nners / 3 miles walkers (map provided for lead walker, there will be parts where you follow trail, but I don’t have time to go dead lay the inbetweeny bits. I will print spare maps for anyone who feels more comfortable running with one).
Feeling a little antsy in your pantsy? Lookin’ at other hashers a little, ya know, sideways? It’s probably (definitely) all those chemicals Obama put in our water. It’s okay, though: you’re in good company. Succumb to the beauty of Pride as your queer hares (and one ally, shout out to Cooch for keepin’ it real and resisting the gay persuasion, ya heard) guide you through some of the most iconic queer and trans locations in our city. During this trail you will walk or run past 20 important moments in the fight for LGBTQ+ liberation in New Orleans. From memorials to gay bars, former rally sites to the birthplace of the NO/AIDS Taskforce, we promise to make your conversion to perversion as sweet as possible.
Additionally, to commemorate Pride, we’ve made Voodoo Pride stickers! They’re $2 a piece and all proceeds go towards House of Tulip, a nonprofit organization providing stable housing for trans/gnc individuals currently experiencing homelessness. (If you can’t make it to trail but still want to support our efforts, please venmo Mr. hEd $2.50 and she’ll mail your sticker to you!)
Bring: $0 (or $2 to buy a dope ass Voodoo Pride Sticker!); 6-pack and a cooler with ice (unless you like hot beer then you nasty), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, July 16, 2020
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Gay Frogs / Embrace the Rainbow (Aka belated Pride!)
Start Address: Chartres and Elysian Fields Ave (neutral ground on Elysian)
Hare & Co-hares: Mr. hEd, Whordini, Atomic Dyke, Cooch Potato
Beer hare: Just Jenn
Pre-Lube: Yo mama’s house
On-After: Yo other mama’s house (giggity)
Dog Friendly: Only if they’re queer, trans/GNC, wearing a rainbow tutu, fierce allies for LGBTQ+ rights, or perpetuators of the gay agenda.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Whistles because you mother fuckers don’t know how to shout on-on. Also, wear your finest Pride clothes– you know you’ve been dying to wear that rainbow jockstrap, Can I Watch.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks). Runners – 5.8 milesWalkers – 3 miles Trail is A to Aish– We will not be finishing where we started so don’t even try to zen trail you impervious little boogers
You wanna hear somethin’ crazy? Patrick Gayze has a new baby! His (alleged) wife carried a watermelon for nine months and now (Just) Reese Eva is here. So, this week’s trail is a hashy baby shower honoring one of our favorite hashers (and her dad). If you’d like to get a gift to celebrate, the registry is linked below. Gifts can be shipped directly through the registry or brought to trail where we will quarantine them for a few days before delivering to Gayze (#covidsafety). If registries aren’t for you, we will also have some fun things planned on trail.
And for those of us feeling a little self-conscious about running after a few months in quarantine, remember the wise words of Penny the Rockette: “God wouldn’t have given you maracas if he didn’t want you to shake them!”
Bring: 6-pack in a personal cooler, whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, July 9
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner!
Start Address: Marconi Fishing Pier at 6500 Marconi Dr, New Orleans, LA 70124. If the lot is full, there is more parking around Marconi and Harrison.
Hare & Co-hares: Whordini and The Iceman Thumbeth (and special guest!)
Beer hare: Mr. hEd
Pre-Lube: Show up early and drink at the pier.
On-After: Stay late and drink at the pier.
Dog Friendly: Yes
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Shiggy socks and your best Dirty Dancing outfit.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks). 4 miles