Posted December 11th, 2018 by hareraiser
This week, we are celebrating the 50th anniversary of Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood. There’s no one else in this world like you, and we like you just the way you are. Throw on your best cardigan/sweater and join us on a trail to the Land of Make Believe! Won’t you be our neighbor?!
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, December 13, 2018
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Won’t You Be My Neighbor? (Mister Rogers)
Start Address: N Pierce and Iberville
Hare & Co-hares: Toyota Rollova and What’s Warm
Beer hare: TBD
Pre-Lube: Red Door (206 N Carrollton Ave)
On-After: Finn’s
Dog Friendly: Trail is dog friendly, circle is NOT
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nah
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: True trail is approx 4 miles
Trail is A to A
Posted December 4th, 2018 by hareraiser
Happy Holidays & Gruss vom Krampus! Not sure if you’ve been Naughty or Nice in 2018? Find out Thursday when VD celebrates the Original Bad Santa, KRAMPUS! Haven’t heard of Krampus? He’s the Holiday Demon who enjoys punishing St Nick’s Problem Children! Wir sehen uns beim/See you there!
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, December 6, 2018
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Krampus! A Night of Naughty Children, Beasts & Discipline!
Start Address: 1700 Moss Street, New Orleans, La 70119, Deutsches Haus (across from City Park & streetcar line)
Hare & Co-hares: Just a Little Prick & Fucked by Mapquest
Beer hare: TBD
Pre-Lube: 1700 Moss Street – Deutsches Haus
On-After: 1700 Moss Street – Deutsches Haus
Dog Friendly: Sure
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nah
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.5-4 miles
Trail is A to A,
Posted November 26th, 2018 by hareraiser
ATTENTION HASHERS!
It’s time for the THIRD ANAL FAT CAMP HASH. We were under new management and didn’t have camp last year, so this year- our work is cut out for us, and we are going to whip you into shape before you literally just stop caring about your health for the holidays. Camp counselors Kitchen, Petrified Wood, and Jackrophiliac are keeping their eye on the Chipmunk Bunk, but just know that contraband abounds. You will find treats on trail (Oreos? Deli Meat?) (NOTE: EVERYTHING WILL BE IN A WRAPPER. IT WILL NOT BE HALF A SANDWICH IN A TAKE OUT BOX. THIS WAS AN ISSUE IN A PAST YEAR. WE WILL REITERATE THIS TO THE RA.), so come on out, jump on the Blob, and remember that trail is evaluation day. The key word here is value. Do you have any? Not yet. But by the time camp is over, you will all be a bunch of skinny winners.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, November 29, 2018
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! This is SHARP, as there is a SAINTS game this night and we are trying to catch the second half!
Theme: 3rd ANAL HEAVYWEIGHTS FAT CAMP
Start Address: Evans Playground (2109 Soniat St, NOLA, 70115)
Camp Counselors: In the Kitchen, Petrified Wood, Jackrophiliac
Beer hare: TBD
Pre-Lube: Dat Dog (5030 Freret St, NOLA, 70115)
On-After: Dat Dog (5030 Freret St, NOLA, 70115)
Dog Friendly: Yup, dogs are welcome at camp
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Perkis System uniforms (your parents will be billed automatically), hustle
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: ~3.5 miles
Trail is A to A, on after will be for watching the SAINTS GAME
Posted November 20th, 2018 by hareraiser
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight,
Date: Thursday, Nov. 22th, 2018
Time: 5:00pm show, 5:30pm GO!
Hares: Cock Ness Monster, Whoredini, and Just Alex
Beer Hare: Cock Ness Monster’s House
Prelube/On After: Cock Ness Monster’s House
Start: 334 Deckbar Ave Jefferson La 70121
On-In: Cock Ness Monster’s House
Pups: House Trained, non-destructive and non-beggars types, that will not run out an open gate
any chance it gets.
Theme: Hashgiving: Cum as colonizers, Indians, turkeys, food, or just plain old hashing attire.
Doors are open for those who need to cook at 11 am the earliest. We will be starting early so we
can eat and watch the game. 5:30 GO!
Code: use the side door – 8675309
True trail: Runners – Approx 2.8 miles, A-A
Walkers – Approx 1.5 miles
Posted November 11th, 2018 by hareraiser
Trail #630
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, flightsuit, body oils for homoerotic volleyball, aviators
Date: Thursday, Nov. 15th, 2018
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Hares: Whordini (Goose) & QE Oui Oui (Maverick)
Beer Hare: ¿Quesa-Did-Her? (Iceman)
Prelube/On After: Avenue Pub
Start: Coliseum Square Park 1708 Coliseum St, New Orleans, LA 70130
Pups?: Trail? Yes. In front of Avenue Pub? Yes (*but inside the pub NO)
Theme: Top Gun is getting a sequel, SO WE‘RE GOING BACK TO THE DANGER ZONE ONE. LAST. TIME.!
(To the tune of Danger Zone)
Picking up your 6 pack,
You know that bottles aren’t preferred.
Get yourself a dollar,
Bringing coins would be absurd
Hash-ing into Hangover
Down-down right into a Hangover
Heading through the shiggy,
I see an arrow on my right
Got you running from a check back,
Hoping beer near is in sight
Hashing into Hangover
The hares have got you hash-ing into hangover
You gotta blow that trail whistle,
When you’ve got 3 blobs for an on-on
Never know what’s up ahead
Are you going which-y right or which-y wroooong?
You’ve hit a YBF
And that’s a GD travesty
Head back to the check,
Find out where you’re supposed to be
Hash-ing into to hangover
The hares have got you hash-ing into hangover
Hash-ing into hangover
Down-down right into a hangover…..
True trail: Approx 3.69 miles, A-A
