The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 507 – The ButtHurt Report – IHOV and Dead Cell

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Prepare to get your whine on…it’s the butt hurt trail…no costume, no theme, glass encouraged..(snicker), no meat in the snack kitty, shiggy (urban and real), water ..lots of mosquitoes ……..and shocker, no walker’s trail……Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight and a bad attitude

Date: Thursday, Sept. 29  6:30 Show, 7 pm Go!

Theme: If you ain’t butt hurt, you ain’t been on trail

Start: Stallings Playground, Lapeyrouse St side  1600 Gentilly Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70119

Hare and Co-Hares: IHOV and Dead Cell

Beer Hare: Pussy Whisker

Pre-Lube Location: Seahorse Saloon,1648 Gentilly Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70119

On-After Location: Jockey Pub,1841 Gentilly Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70119

Dog Friendly?: If they like skeeters, shiggy and water

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Bug spray…..most definitely. head lamp or torch,….shiggy socks..yeah, bug spray..yes Slam you too, butt hurt report

Any specific info the pack may need? BUG SPRAY

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) : 4 ish miles

Trail is A to A*

Separate Walkers trail? Turkey/Eagle split: Nope and nope..there will be water.. there will be some blood suckin’ bugs…..for all! Walkers may be cut a break in the end…but probably not 😊

Hash Announcements:

Awards will be October 6th

Mobile Red Dress Run October 7-9th Rego Here!

2nd Anal Pink Dress Run is October 13th!  Bring a $5 for this year’s charity patch
 – $$ goes to American Cancer Society for Breast Cancer.

Crescent Shiggy Jazz Funeral – October 21 -23rd  Rego Here! Price goes  up Oct 1!

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Trail # 506 – Fucking Tourists – Petrified Wood and Shitler’s List

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Since nobody wanted to pick up trail this week, get ready for another awesome trail on the parish line! Join your guides Petrified Wood and Shitler’s List for a scenic tour of New Orleans and Arabi. Be sure to bring your selfie sticks, you won’t want to miss a photo during this trail, packed with (mild) shiggy and two opportunities to stop with your friends on trail.

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, September 22, 2016, 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme: Fucking Tourists

Start: Gearald’s Donut & Burger  6901 St Claude Ave, Arabi, LA 70032 (Actually right behind on Aycock St.)

Hare and Co-Hares: Petrified Wood, Shitler’s List

Beer Hare: Shitty Titties

Pre-Lube Location: Pirogues Whiskey Bayou, 6940 Saint Claude Ave, Arabi, LA 70032

On-After Location: Pirogues Whiskey Bayou, 6940 Saint Claude Ave, Arabi, LA 70032

Dog Friendly?: Nope

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Cover those legs

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc) 2 BN,  so bring extra beer

Approximate Length of True Trail: 4.6 miles

 Hash Announcements:

Mobile Red Dress Run October 7-9th Rego Here!

2nd Anal Pink Dress Run is October 13th!  Bring a $5 for this year’s charity patch
 – $$ goes to American Cancer Society for Breast Cancer.

Crescent Shiggy Jazz Funeral – October 21 -23rd  Rego Here!

 

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Trail # 505 – Hunt for the Zombie Queens – Just Jesse and CUM muter

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Two hashers have been infected by a virus (was it in the blood in the casket from last trail that wounded some unlucky hasher? Maybe, we will never know). Can you track down these hashers turned zombie queens in order to secure the city? Wear your best zombie hunting gear and bring your survival skills as you hunt through cemeteries and over bayous. Along the way, make sure to search for special immunity potions and antidotes. Attire: Boy Scout or soldier attire, anything you might hunt zombies in…

Pre hunt meal: Homedale offers $15 steak plate from 5 to 9 (or until meat lasts) filet, baked potato, and corn, so come early to get your meat before the hunt.

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, September 15, 2016. 6:30 show, 7 pm go.

Theme: Hunt for the Zombie Queens

Start:  Homedale Inn Bar, 618 Homedale St, New Orleans, LA 70124

Hare and Co-Hares: Just Jesse (Virgin lay) and CUM muter

Beer Hare:  Cock a Booty Boo

Pre-Lube Location: Homedale Inn Bar   618 Homedale St, New Orleans, LA 70124

On-After Location: Homedale Inn Bar 618 Homedale St, New Orleans, LA 70124

Dog Friendly?: no

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc): Bring enough beer for two beer stops, it’s gonna be a long night hunting those zombies

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) 5.2 miles

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc: A to A

Separate Walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split: Walkers follow trail

 

 

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Trail # 504 – th3 504 and all things NOLA – Boudreaux’s Butt Paste

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Now won’t you wobble wobble
Let me see you shake it, shake it
Now won’t you drop it, drop it
Ohh, take it, take it
We them 504 Boyz, huh, we them 504 Boyz

Dial it up wankers.  Five Oh Four in dah house.  Cum, run, and drink with your Voodoo in any New Orleans themed outfit.

Bring: $1 (no coins), 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, 8 September 2016 – 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme: 504 and All Things NOLA

Start: Duncan Plaza 331 Loyola Ave, New Orleans, LA 70112

Hare and Co-Hares: Boudreaux’s Butt Paste

Beer Hare: Fisty Cunt

Pre-Lube Location: Handsome Willy’s 218 S Robertson St, New Orleans, LA 70112

On-After Location: TBD

Dog Friendly?: yes

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail?

Any specific info the pack may need?

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc)

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc: A to A

Hash Announcements:

Mobile Red Dress Run October 7-9th Rego Here!

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Trail # 503 – Scouts’ Guide to Hurricane Preparedness – Scouts On Her

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You guessed it folks! September is here, and if going back to school wasn’t enough, here is a month of worrying about your house flooding to go with it! But fear not, Scouts on Her will show you how to float down canal with out a care, and how to stay wet in all the right ways! So put on you best “oh shit where is the family dog” outfit and come learn how to make it through this years most fun month!

Bring: $1 (no coins), 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight, a platoon of Texas national guard

Date: Thursday, 1 September 2016 – 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme: Scouts’ Guide to Hurricane Preparedness

Start: C-anal and Jeff Davis 3340 Canal St, New Orleans, LA 70119 (ish)

Hare and Co-Hares: Scouts On Her

Beer Hare: Ur(in)e Circle

Pre-Lube Location: Holy Ground 3340 Canal St, New Orleans, LA 70119

On-After Location: Bayou Beer Garden 326 N Jefferson Davis Pkwy, New Orleans, LA 70119

Dog Friendly?: just as much as a hurricane can be

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail?

Any specific info the pack may need?

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc)

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc: A to A

Hash Announcements:

Awards are this week

Mobile Red Dress Run October 7-9th Rego Here!

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