The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #631 – “Voodoo’s Analversary – Hash-Giving for Wayward & Orphaned Hashers” – Cock Ness Monster, Daniel Poonel, & Whordini

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight,

Date: Thursday, Nov. 22th, 2018
Time: 5:00pm show, 5:30pm GO!

Hares: Cock Ness Monster, Whoredini, and Just Alex
Beer Hare: Cock Ness Monster’s House
Prelube/On After: Cock Ness Monster’s House
Start: 334 Deckbar Ave Jefferson La 70121
On-In: Cock Ness Monster’s House
Pups: House Trained, non-destructive and non-beggars types, that will not run out an open gate
any chance it gets.
Theme: Hashgiving: Cum as colonizers, Indians, turkeys, food, or just plain old hashing attire.
Doors are open for those who need to cook at 11 am the earliest. We will be starting early so we
can eat and watch the game. 5:30 GO!

Code: use the side door – 8675309
True trail: Runners – Approx 2.8 miles, A-A
Walkers – Approx 1.5 miles

Trail #630 – “Top Gun:The Sequel” – Whordini (Goose) & QE Oui Oui (Maverick)

Trail #630
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, flightsuit, body oils for homoerotic volleyball, aviators
Date: Thursday, Nov. 15th, 2018
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Hares: Whordini (Goose) & QE Oui Oui (Maverick)
Beer Hare: ¿Quesa-Did-Her? (Iceman)
Prelube/On After: Avenue Pub
Start: Coliseum Square Park 1708 Coliseum St, New Orleans, LA 70130
Pups?: Trail? Yes. In front of Avenue Pub? Yes (*but inside the pub NO)
Theme: Top Gun is getting a sequel, SO WE‘RE GOING BACK TO THE DANGER ZONE ONE. LAST. TIME.!

(To the tune of Danger Zone)
Picking up your 6 pack,
You know that bottles aren’t preferred.
Get yourself a dollar,
Bringing coins would be absurd

Hash-ing into Hangover
Down-down right into a Hangover

Heading through the shiggy,
I see an arrow on my right
Got you running from a check back,
Hoping beer near is in sight

Hashing into Hangover
The hares have got you hash-ing into hangover

You gotta blow that trail whistle,
When you’ve got 3 blobs for an on-on
Never know what’s up ahead
Are you going which-y right or which-y wroooong?

You’ve hit a YBF
And that’s a GD travesty
Head back to the check,
Find out where you’re supposed to be

Hash-ing into to hangover
The hares have got you hash-ing into hangover

Hash-ing into hangover
Down-down right into a hangover…..

True trail: Approx 3.69 miles, A-A

Trail #629 -“Hashers of the Galaxy ” –  Shits Fucks Leaves, Through the Looking Ass, Everybody’s Twerkin for the Weekend, and Ghey Bondage

In a Galaxy  many down downs away, a crew of wandering half minds assembled. They have planned their invasion  for months and have finally come here to voodoo to take a harriette sacrifice. Who will save the bimbo? Who will find the trail that leads to the circle of down downs, and anal probing ( with consent of course). The voodoo needs its hounds to send these invaders back to where they came from full of beer and good memories. Are you  that hound?  Will you help us vanquish the invaders thirst for beer  and debauchery?

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, November 8, 2018

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: Hashers of The Galaxy nomads are invading NOLA and we’ve captured one of your local bilmbos come out to save her from our space invasion 

Start Address:  6500 press drive – Ponchartrain Park

Hare & Co-hares: Shits Fucks Leaves, Through the Looking Ass, Everybody’s Twerkin for the Weekend, and Ghey Bondage

Beer hare: tbd

Pre-Lube: tbd

On-After: tbd

Dog Friendly: Yes all the doggies

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nah

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.69 hares lie

Trail is A to A, you bet your ass it is!

Trail #628 – Anal Black Dress Run – Patrick Gayze

 

Halloween is over,  time to get back to reality and mourn your mid week  hangover or lack thereof.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Fecha: Thursday, November 1, 2018
Hora: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Anal Black Dress Run
Start Address: 300 N. Front Street (interseciton of N.Front and BIenville St.)
Hare & Co-hares: Patrick Gayze
Beer hare: TBD
Pre-Lube: Saint Lawrence
On-After: It’s the quarter.. You figure it out
Dog Friendly: *Shrugs*
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? You will want a flashlight. If you’re playing to win you might want a change of clothes.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.5 miles
Trail is A to A

Trail #627 – “2nd Anal Luchador Trail!” – Iceman Thumbeth & Cockness Monster, Pussy Whisker, FuckAbear, Q.E. Oui Oui

The Luchador Championship Challenge is back! Last year The Iceman Thumbeth truly lived up to her name, winning the belt by besting all others in a sudden death thumb war. Battle to take it from her as you test yourself against challenges posed by the baddest hombres Los Voodoos have to offer. Come out in mask and tights to give your all and prove your worthiness.
 
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Fecha: Thursday, October 24, 2018
Hora: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: ¡Luchador Trail: Segunda Parte!
Start Address: In the park across from Bayou Beer Garden (326 N. Jefferson Davis Parkway, 70119)
Hare & Co-hares: Reigning Champion The Iceman Thumbeth, Cockness Monster, Pussy Whisker, Fuck A Bear, QE Oui Oui (final challenge announcer-hare)
Cerveza hare: ¿Quesa-did-her?
Pre-Lube: Bayou Beer/Wine Garden (326 N. Jefferson Davis Parkway, 70119)
On-After: Bayou Beer/Wine Garden (326 N. Jefferson Davis Parkway, 70119)
Perro Friendly: Yes, but it will be easier to compete for the championship if you do not have a dog.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? You will want a flashlight. If you’re playing to win you might want a change of clothes.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.5 miles
Trail iA to A