Posted June 20th, 2017 by hareraiser
Twenty-five years ago, Sir Yacksalot stepped foot on those yellow footprints at a wonderful island resort in South Carolina. To celebrate, he’s taking you maggots on a nice little hike. This won’t be your run of the mill trail, as y’all will have to carry extra weight, work as a team, and navigate to the checkpoints to find beer near. And to top it all off, looks like it’s gonna be a little wet.
Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, 22 June. 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go
Theme: Welcome to Boot Camp!!
Start: Peristyle at City Park Dreyfous Dr, New Orleans, LA 70124
Hare and Co-Hares: Sir Yacksalot
Beer Hare: Fucked By Mapquest
Pre-Lube Location: Mick’s Irish Pub (4801 Bienville St, New Orleans, LA 70119)
On-After Location: Mick’s Irish Pub (4801 Bienville St, New Orleans, LA 70119)
Dog Friendly?: Trail, yes. On after…… Not sure.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Supposed to pour down rain Tuesday – Thursday, your call on a dry bag…….. Might recommend a boat.
Any specific info the pack may need? Flashlight, shiggy socks, positive attitude (hey, it’s boot camp!!)
Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) 2-3 miles (yes a short trail)
Trail is A to A
Separate Walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split: No (short trail)
Hash Announcements:
Crescent Shiggy Grand Isle Trail – June 25th $5 extra for food fixins and beer for the beach after party
Baton Rouge H3 Trail: July 8th 2 pm. More details to cum
NOH3 Red Dress Run – August 12 – Rego Here!
Tags: Boot Camp, City Park, Mick's Irish Pub, Sir Yacksalot
Posted June 12th, 2017 by hareraiser
Join team zissou! Bring your interns and sense of underwater adventure on the 5th anal Life Aquatic Pussy Whisker Hash. We hunt the leopard shark, elusive and deadly in its beauty. We will work through our daddy issues. Attire is Team Zissou blue jump suits and red caps, unless your a intern(virgin) or you can go topless! Just watch out for pirates…
Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6-Pak (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, TOWEL
Start: Maison de Macarty 3820 Burgundy St, New Orleans, LA 70117
Hare and Co-Hares: Pussy Whisker, KW3, Cummuter, Scouts On Her
Beer Hare: I’m a Delicate Fucking Flower
Pre-Lube Location: Bar Redux 801 Poland Ave, New Orleans, LA 70117
On-After Location: Maison de Macarty for Pool Party 3820 Burgundy St, New Orleans, LA 70117
Dog Friendly?: Absolutely not.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Dry bag will be needed and a swim suit, if you’re modest.
!!Special Note!!**** – On after pool party at Maison de Macarty is clothing optional, however, no glitter or weird shit. Bed and Breakfast is close personal friends of Pussy Whisker. Be respectful of noise levels, be respectful of the space. Pussy Whisker, Scouts on Her, and the owners of the B&B will ask problem hashers to leave.
There is an honor bar. I recommend bringing a bottle of liqour to enjoy and potentially leave with the B & B owners if you anticipate imbibing in the honor bar. Otherwise feel free to bring more than the prerequisite six pack of beer.
Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) 4 miles
Trail is A to A, A to B, etc: A to A
Separate Walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split: Runner trail, walker trail, esteban trail.
Hash Announcements
Crescent Shiggy Grand Isle Trail – June 25th $5 extra for food fixins and beer for the beach after party
NOH3 Red Dress Run – August 12 – Rego Here!
Tags: Cum Muter, Kiwi Wiwi, Life Aquatic, Pussy Whisker, Scouts on Her
Posted June 5th, 2017 by hareraiser
It is time once again to strut your stuff at the 5th Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion show! Young, old, fat, skinny, man, woman, doesn’t matter. We want to see you in lingerie. So dust off your wings and own that catwalk!
Bring: $1 (no coins), Vessel – WE PROVIDE THE BEER THIS WEEK! Flashlight, Whistle
Date: Thursday, June 8th 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go
Theme: 5th Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show
Start: Duncan Plaza (corner of Perdido and Loyola) 331 Loyola Ave, New Orleans, LA 70112
Hare and Co-Hares: Clitoria’s Secret, Scouts On Her, KW3
Beer Hare: Ur(in)e Circle
Pre-Lube Location: Walk Ons 1009 Poydras St, New Orleans, LA 70112
On-After Location: Cajun Mikes 116 Baronne St, New Orleans, LA 70112
Dog Friendly?: If they’re wearing something sexy
Trail is A to A ~ 4 miles – Walkers follow trail
Hash Announcements
Mismangement Erections are this week!
Nola Full Moon Trail is June 9th 7 SHOW/ 7:30 GO!!! Start: 1001 Harrison Avenue NOT DOG FRIENDLY! $5 hash!
Crescent Shiggy Grand Isle Trail – June 25th $5 extra for food fixins and beer for the beach after party
NOH3 Red Dress Run – August 12 – Rego Here!
Tags: CBD, Clitoria's Secret, Clitoria's Secret Fashion Show, Duncan Plaza, Kiwi Wiwi, Scouts on Her
Posted May 30th, 2017 by hareraiser
Luchador Championship Challenge – Think you’re tough? Hablas Espanol? Think you can beat the best? Then come to the Voodoo Hash and test your wrestling mettle against 6, that’s right! 6 Luchadors. Each Luchador has their own special challenge. You must win 5 matches to qualify for the final Battle for the Belt! Yes, the grand prize is a championship wrestling belt. Come out in mask and tights to give your all and prove your worthiness.
Challenge Rules:
*First and foremost only runners can challenge a luchador, or if you’re in theme aka a mask and/or wrestling outfit. However if you walk you may miss a challenge.
*Can’t zen to win. The luchadores can deny your challenge if you zen, IME!
*Each Luchador will have a token to be earned by completing a challenge.
*Each luchador will have their own challenge and rules.
*You must receive 5 tokens before you qualify for the final Match, earned by any means necessary.
*Any person with a token can also use them to sub any walker or none themed hasher for drinking and punishment in circle.
*Final match will be at circle.
*Lastly, its man drama wrestling so bending the rules are acceptable behavior, as long as it is overly dramatic. Master Of Ceremonies has final say in all matches.
Bring: $1 (no coins), Vessel – WE PROVIDE THE BEER THIS WEEK! Flashlight, Whistle
Start and End: Field at Toulouse and N Jefferson Davis parkway 3534 Toulouse St, New Orleans, LA 70119
Pre-lube and On After: Bayou Beer Garden/Wine Garden 326 N Jefferson Davis Pkwy, New Orleans, LA 70119
(Hares) Luchador liebres – Monstruo de Pollo Ness, K. Piqueñito Piqueñito, Sexo Oso, Meirda Hitler, y Quesa-hizo ella.
(Beer Hare) Luchadora liebres Cerveza – Coño Bigote
(Master of Ceremonies) Luchador Locutor – Que Calentar
Bring a change of clothes for true challengers!
Dog Friendly enough
Trail is A-A, 3 mile TT with 5 challenges
Prepare for weather
Hash Announcements
Mismangement Nominations are OPEN! Email your Nominations to UnderCummer@gmail.com by Friday!
Erections will be at the June 8th Trail
Nola Full Moon Trail is June 9th
NOH3 Red Dress Run – August 12 – Rego Here!
Tags: Bayou Beer Garden, Cockness Monster, fuck a bear, Kiwi Wiwi, Luchador Championship Challenge, Mid-City, Quesa-did her, Shitler's List
Posted May 23rd, 2017 by hareraiser
This week’s trail delves into the deepest, darkest dungeons in New Orleans! No, not the tomb of the lich king, the other-other type of dungeon. Dare ye be brave enough to escape the bondage of these ancients establishments? Strap on your +4 kilt of protection, venture forth with your fellow nerds and demonstrate epic feats of hashing for glorious trail treasures!
Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, 5/25/17 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go
Theme: BDSM Dungeons and Dragons
Start: Duncan Plaza 331 Loyola Ave, New Orleans, LA 70112 (Gravier Street Side)
Hare and Co-Hares: Scuba Steve, Just Natalie, No-Cuntrol
Beer Hare: Just Steve
Pre-Lube Location: Handsome Willy’s 218 S Robertson St, New Orleans, LA 70112
On-After Location: Handsome Willy’s 218 S Robertson St, New Orleans, LA 70112
Dog Friendly?: Yes
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? no
Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc) DO NOT Park in the lot across from Handsome Willie’s without paying!!! You WILL get booted!
Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) 3.5 miles
Trail is A to A, A to B, etc: A to A
Separate Walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split: Walkers Trail
Hash Announcements
Mismangement Nominations are OPEN! Email your Nominations to UnderCummer@gmail.com
Erections will be at the June 8th Trail
Voodoo Camp out is this weekend!!!! May 26 – 28th. Rego Here!
Nola Full Moon Trail is June 9th
NOH3 Red Dress Run – August 12 – Rego Here!
Tags: BDSM Dugeons and Dragons, CBD, Duncan Plaza, Handsome Willy's, Just Natalie, No Cuntrol, Scuba Steve
