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Trail #1032: Memememe (youyouyouyou)

Are you tired of singing the same songs every week? Do you try not to make eye contact with the RA because you don’t know any? Do you wish there were hash songs that spoke to your particular shade of the rainbow? Now’s your chance to write your own! Pick any tune you want (existing or new) and write a new hash song to perform in Circle. Because hashers are simple people, simple melodies tend to have more staying power than a 10-minute freestyle rap, but hey, you do you. If you can’t make trail, send your song to a … Continue ReadingTrail #1032: Memememe (youyouyouyou)

Trail #1031: Suburban Jungle

Trail #1031: Suburban Jungle The suburban jungle (Bywater) is toxic, dress or add flair that’s TOXIC JUNGLE inspired. Poisonous plants, toxic waste, mutated animals and humans IDK; well start in the Empty field across from the Joint and we’ll end up wherever our adventures take us. Bring: $1 (no coins); Beverages of choice (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, March 5, 2026 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Address: The field across to the Joint. Map to 4114 Royal St. New Orleans, LA 70119. Hare & Co-Hares: Just a Lil’ PP Beer Hare: TBD Pre-Lube: Parleaux Beer Lab (634 Lesseps St … Continue ReadingTrail #1031: Suburban Jungle

Trail #1030: BLM Day

Hello. It’s YMBJ. Your friendly neighborhood Black hasher. Apparently February 26 is Black Lives Matter Day. I didn’t know that either. Wild that we need a calendar reminder for something that should be baseline human decency, but here we are. I figured we could do what we do best: move our bodies through the city with intention. This Thursday’s trail starts around Congo Square inside Louis Armstrong Park, one of the only places in early America where enslaved Africans were allowed to gather, drum, trade, and preserve culture. From there we’ll run through Tremé, the oldest continuously Black neighborhood in … Continue ReadingTrail #1030: BLM Day

Trail #1029: Adult Ailments

Idk about you, but my fvcking knee hurts, my tax accountant has already texted me twice this morning, and an insurance company left me a voicemail on Fat Tuesday about a fender bender that happened at work in October 2025. Y’all need to collectively leave me alone. In honor of these mundane, never ceasing, pains join me at the hash! Where every week we gather to pretend like we’re 22 again, we can still hang, and a third thing I can’t think of… Wear your knee braces, ankle braces, KT tape, arm slings, orthopedic shoes, wrist guards, neck supports…whatever strange, … Continue ReadingTrail #1029: Adult Ailments

Trail #1028: Muses Parade

**PLEASE NOTE THE TIME CHANGE! HOUNDS ARE AWAY AT 6:00 PM SHARP! THIS IS SO WE DON’T MISS THE PARADES. Come join the Voodoo for the Anal Muses Trail! Muses rolls early this year, so instead of a traditional trail, we’re doing a shoe scramble in Coliseum Square Park. Here is how it works: our shoe hares are hand-crafting special shoes for hounds to find. Shoes can sometimes be tough to get at the actual Muses parade, so this is your chance to take one home! Hounds will hunt the park for tokens that can be traded in for shoes. … Continue ReadingTrail #1028: Muses Parade