The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #644 – “Cajun Mardi Gras – Drunk Chicken Chase” – Petrified Wood

It’s Cajun Mardi Gras! Instead of hares and hounds, you’ll be drunkenly chasing a chicken. Catch me if you can, losers.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, February 21, 2019

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: Drunk Chicken Chase

Start Address: Pirogue’s Whiskey Bayou, 6940 St. Claude Ave., Arabi

Hare & Co-hares: Petrified Wood

Beer hare: TBD

Pre-Lube: Pirogue’s Whiskey Bayou

On-After: Same fucking place

Dog Friendly: Trail sure, bar has been.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nah

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 miles

Trail is A to A

Trail #643 – “Valentine’s Day” – In The Kitchen

Love is in the air (or is that just the beer goggles?)! Grab your sweetheart or find one for the day and run this sweet lil’ trail through the most romantic places City Park has to offer- looking for a wedding venue, a date night, a hook up spot with ambiance? We’ve got you, fam. 

Also- handmade Valentines will be available by donation at trail! If you want a custom Valentine for your special someone (even if that’s yourself), just contact Kitchen on Facebook. All money raised will be donated to Crescent Care/NO AIDS Task Force, because everyone deserves to love their partner safely in every sense of the word.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, February 14, 2019

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: Valentine’s Day 

Start Address: City Park Festival Ground parking, Friedrichs Ave, NOLA 70124

Hare & Co-hares: In the Kitchen

Beer hare: Atomic Dyke

Pre-Lube: Jockey’s Pub, 1841 Gentilly Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70119

On-After: Jockey’s Pub, 1842 Gentilly Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70119

Dog Friendly: Trail yes, on-after no

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? The belief that romance isn’t dead

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3-3.5 miles

Trail is A to A

Trail #642 – “Third Anal Voodoo Eats Out” – The Iceman Thumbeth, What’s Warm, In the Kitchen, & Scooba Steve

The New Orleans Voodoo Hash House Harriers request the honor of your presence at the Third Anal Voodoo Eats Out trail, a progressive four-course meal with apertifs and after-dinner cordials to be held under the ancient oaks of Mid City. Trail will be laid in stone-ground organic bread flour and vegetarian options will be available. Formal attire requested; RSVP not required.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, February 7, 2019

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: 3rd Anal Voodoo Eats Out

Start Address: 3532 Toulouse St, New Orleans, LA 70119

Hare & Co-hares: The Iceman Thumbeth, What’s Warm, In the Kitchen, Scooba Steve

Beer hare: ¿Quesa-did-her?

Pre-Lube: Seven Three Distillery (301 N Claiborne Avenue, New Orleans, LA 70112) Charity Happy Hour starting at 4:00 PM for a benefit supporting students at Einstein Charter High School. If you are joining us closer to the start of trail, pre-lube will be at Wrong Iron (3532 Toulouse St, New Orleans, LA 70119).

On-After: Wrong Iron on the Greenway (3532 Toulouse St, New Orleans, LA 70119)

Dog Friendly: Yes. Patio only at Wrong Iron.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Your finest dining/running attire

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: Diners will be treated to two luxurious halves of trail. Both walkers and runners will indulge for approximately 3.5 miles.

Trail #641 – “Fun Run & Beer! Back to Hash Basics” – Cockness Monster & Just DJ

Hashing has its roots in the old English game called “Hare and Hounds” where members chased after one another while on a cross-country run that had a trail designated with paper. With the spread of the British Empire, the game eventually found itself played by colonial officers and expatriates around the world. On a Monday night in 1938, a group of approximately five men met in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia to help rid themselves of the excesses of the previous weekend and to share a few beers with friends.

The Constitution of the Hash House Harriers has four tenants:

  1. To promote physical fitness among our members.
  2. To get rid of weekend hangovers.
  3. To acquire a good thirst and satisfy it with beer.
  4. To persuade the older members that they are not as old as they feel

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, January 31, 2019

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: Fun Run & Beer!  Back to Hash Basics.

 Start Address: Across the street from Rivershack Tavern

Hare & Co-hares: Cock Ness Monster and Just DJ

Beer hare: Through the Looking Ass

Pre-Lube: Rivershack Tavern

On-After: RiverShack Tavern 

Dog Friendly: Trail is, the bar is not.  Not sure how cold it will be so plan accordingly

 Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nah

 Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 miles

 Trail is A to A or A+

Trail #640 – ” Sub Krewes” – Scuba Steve & Tranny Jack

No pussyfooting around about the subkrewes, they disco like true amigos stomping up and down 610 to keep Elvis rolling in his grave. So get off your Laissez and grind your organ in appreciation for the ones who make us cum.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, January 24th, 2019
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Mardi Gras Sub Krewes
Start Address: Kennedy Place (3100 Ursulines Ave.)
Hare & Co-hares: Scuba Steve and Tranny Jack
Beer hare: Quesa-Did-Her
Pre-Lube: Pal’s Lounge (494 N Rendon St)
On-After: Pal’s Lounge (494 N Rendon St)
Dog Friendly: Trail yes, On-after no.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail?

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4ish Miles.

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc. A to A