Posted June 23rd, 2018 by hareraiserBring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, June 28, 2017
Theme: 6th Anal Clitorias Secret Fashion Show
Start Address: Duncan Plaza (343 Loyola Ave., New Orleans, LA 70112)
Hare & Co-hares: Clitorias Secret, Scouts On Her, Q.E. Oui Oui, Crack Inside Her
Beer hare: Urine Circle
Pre-Lube: Cajun Mike’s (116 Baronne St., New Orleans, LA 70112)
On-After: Cajun Mike’s
Dog Friendly: If they’re cat (walk) friendly
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Hare didn’t say. I’m guessing legal genital covers, possibly shoes & shirt required for on-after, but this is NOLA so…
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 Miles
Trail is A to A
Posted June 18th, 2018 by hareraiser
What is art? Was the guy who painted Blue Dog a genius or a hack? Get as existential as you want while we tour some galleries, create pop-up art and provide you with an expression of the soul after a few shot checks.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, June 21, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Art for Art’s Mistake
Start Address: Mickey Markey Playground (3301 Royal St., New Orleans, LA 70117)
Hare & Co-hares: Scuba Steve and Pop-her Smurf
Beer hare: BJ Tenderpussy
Pre-Lube: Markey’s Bar (640 Louisa St., New Orleans, LA 70117)
On-After: Markey’s Bar or The Country Club
Dog Friendly: Bring on the Blue Dog.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Art materials will be provided for those who wish to become art. Whistle and flashlight for everyone else.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 Miles of derivative trail.
Trail is A to A
Posted June 12th, 2018 by hareraiser
Do you like to pah-ty pah-ty? Do you have your rubber boots and pah-ty pants? Jah?! Zen get ready! It’s dat time of year again! Spah-kle Pah-ty, Spah-kle Pah-ty!
AS ALWAYS: BY SHOWING UP TO THIS TRAIL YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU WILL BE GLITTER BOMBED.
Seriously, it’s not just a possibility, that is a guarantee.
Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday 6/14/18 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go
Theme: 7th Anal German Sparkle Party
Start: Finn McCools (3701 Banks St., New Orleans, LA 70119)
Hare and Co-Hares: ReTARDIS, Conjugal Visitor, and Q.E. Oui Oui
Beer Hare: Assault & Batteries
Pre-Lube Location: Finn McCool’s (3701 Banks St., NOLA 70119)
On-After Location: Bayou Beer/Wine Garden (326 N Jefferson Davis Pkwy, NOLA 70119)
Dog Friendly?: Not Really
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Just your Pah-ty Pants
Any specific info the pack may need? You will be glittered- dress as you see fit.
Approximate Length of True Trail: 3-4 miles, walkers take trail
Trail is A to A-prime
Posted June 4th, 2018 by hareraiser
WE WANT YOU to join team zissou! Bring your interns and sense of underwater adventure on the 6th anal Life Aquatic Pussy Whisker Hash. Pussy Whisker is going on an overnight drunk. Anyone who would care to join me is welcome. We will hunt the elusive leopard shark.. but we won’t kill it. We will work through our daddy issues. Attire is Team Zissou blue jump suits and red caps, unless your an intern(virgin) or you can go topless! Don’t leave go out dog.. watch out for pirates.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight (HOWEVER!! The entrance to the private pool at the B&B is $10 BYOB. POOL available as early as 5pm and GTFO by 11PM. – We reserve the right to refuse shit show hashers – Caveat, IF everyone pays the pool cover, circle can be in the private area!
Date:Thursday, June 7, 2017
Theme: 6th Anal Life Aquatic Hash
Start Address: 3820 Burgundy St., New Orleans, LA 70117
Hare & Co-hares: Pussy whisked as Steve Zissou, Q.E. Oui oui as Kinsley Zissou, Cockiness Monster as Claus, Cummuters the Navigator, Petrified Wood, and Shitler’s List as interns
Beer hare: Urine Circle
Pre-Lube: Maison de Macarty (3820 Burgundy St., New Orleans, LA 70117)
On-After: Pool party immediately, potential karoake after after.
Dog Friendly: Absolutely not.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Yes.. and swimwear
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: Long enough to run, short enough to maximize pool time.
Trail is A to A.
Posted May 24th, 2018 by hareraiser
I am SO sick of f*ckers bein’ like, oh did you move back? That’s so great… no? But you were gone for so long. But I thought you bought a house in Atlanta? Don’t you live with your boyfriend in GA? I heard the tax incentives left Louisiana. Where do you stay when you’re in town?
BITCHES I LIVE HERE.
To prove it to you all that I’m not a fickle ho that will take your nut and text you tomorrow “who dis?”, I have invested in a home property all my own (or possibly not by the time you’re reading this, that’s a whole other story).
Come break bread with me! Pop Bottles! Pop Pop!
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, May 31, 2017
Theme: I live here now! Feel free to wear NOLA themed attire or TDF attire aka pasties & face paint or other things that remind you of our love. Making out with strangers on trail is also pre-approved LIKE MY HOME LOAN.
Start Address: Pirogues (2565 Bayou Rd. New Orleans, LA 70119)
Hare & Co-hares: Tits Don’t Fit (I’m an independent woman, I do it all on my own)
Beer hare: TBD – takers?
Pre-Lube: Pirogues
On-After: Pirogues
Dog Friendly: Yes! The on-after no, but they have small outside tables.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Flashlight for sure!
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: ~5 miles, suck it.
Trail is A to A+ (Circle will be at my house/in the driveway but in the interest of a reveal, I don’t want to post the address, and the bar is roughly a 5 block walk back to your car.)
HASH ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Next hareraising will be in June sometime and will cover July, August, and September 2018.
