The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #582 – “Steven King’s: IT’s a Shitty Trail” – 7 Scuba Steve, Miss Jizzle, & IME

Do you have a fear of being lost forever on trail?  A trail so shitty it inspired by the master of terror, Steven King, to write IT SUCKS, Salem’s Lost, and The Green 6″.  Experience the horror of this trail yourself and show your appreciation for one of America’s best writers. (Except for that time he wrote Maximum Overdrive… Sleepwalkers… Tommy Knockers…)
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, Jan. 18, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Steven King’s IT’s a Shitty Trail
Start Address: Pink Street Pub, 201 Aris Ave, Metairie, LA 70005
Hare & Co-hares:  7 Scuba Steve, Miss Jizzle, and IME
Beer hare: Cock-abooty-Boo
Pre-Lube: Pink Street Pub, 201 Aris Ave, Metairie, LA 70005
On-After: Pink Street Pub, 201 Aris Ave, Metairie, LA 70005
Dog Friendly: Cujo can come.
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail?  Bring a FLASHLIGHT
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: Approximately 5.0 with T/E split
 
Trail is A-A

Trail #581 “BI-nary” – Woody Poke Her

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, Jan. 11, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme:   BI-nary hash, 1’s &0’s
Start Address: 3125 Calhoun St., New Orleans, LA 70125 (on the side street – it’s actually s. miro)
Hare & Co-hares: woody poke her
Beer hare: cap’t snitchy pants
Pre-Lube: robert’s bar, 3125 calhoun st., 70125
On-After: robert’s bar
Dog Friendly: trail, sure. bar, not really
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? FLASHLIGHT & WHISTLE!
 
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: a little longer than usual; but not that long. walker’s may get separate directions
 
Trail is A-A+++
HASH ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Check out NOH3’s calendar – http://noh3.com/calendar.htm – for details on Mardi Gras Madness Feb. 9-11, 2018

Trail #580 – “4th Anal Get Your Comic On” – Q.E. Oui Oui, ReTARDIS, & BJ Tenderpussy

Greeting True Believers, AKA you bunch of sweaty hairy gross nerds (you disgust me)
Some convention is coming to town, so our beautiful city will be full of jerks in costume, people who write stories about bastards with super powers, or from space or some crap. I mean seriously who cares about that stuff?
So it’s time to show that conglomerate of geeks who’s in charge.  We will do this by exhibiting our athletic prowess, sing sweet songs and our ability to down beers.
By the end of it you should be able to tell any Nerd to suck it.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, Jan. 4, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Get Your Comic On!
Start Address: The Balls (881 Convention Center Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70130)
 
Hare & Co-hares: Q.E. Oui Oui, ReTARDIS
Beer hare: BJ Tenderpussy
Pre-Lube: Ugly Dog Saloon (401 Andrew Higgins Blvd., NOLA 70130)
On-After: TBD
Dog Friendly: Yes.  Be aware there may be some crowded areas of trail.
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No unless it is raining.
 
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 miles (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks).
 
Trail is A to A.
HASH ANNOUNCEMENTS:
I think we’re having awards, right?
P.S. Jan. 6th is the START of 2018 Mardi Gras season, so please keep the busy MG social/parade calendar in mind when planning trails and party hard, part safe y’all!

Trail #579 – “I Think I’m German Japanese” – Dickie Wong & Chew Toy

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, Dec. 28, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: I think I’m German Japanese
Start Address: Across from little Tokyo, kinda by Carrollton station, stand around and drink beer till someone explains life to you. (8140 Willow St., New Orleans, LA 70118)
Hare & Co-hares: Dickie Wong and Chew Toy
Beer hare: Twatter or someone he thinks should be driving
Pre-Lube: Carrollton Station (8140 Willow St., New Orleans, LA 70118)
On-After: little Tokyo kareoke room
Dog Friendly: depends on how hungry we get
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nope, but circle will be warm and have a restroom. Frb gets first song at circle.
 
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: I’m guessing 2-3 miles, depends how cold my balls get, I haven’t run in a month.
 
Trail is A to kareok-A. Circle will have a microphone!
HASH ANOUNCEMENTS:
Merry Fucking 2017, SEE YA L8R!

Trail #578 – “The 12 Shots of Hashmas Jammie Jam!” Filet Me Lay Me, Grand Opening, & Captain Snitchy Pants

Don your comfiest, coziest Christmas pajama jammies and guard your buttflap TIGHT because it is going to be a loooooooooong trail. A lot can happen in 12 shot stops. (Please drink responsibly and plan getting home from Kennerie safely)
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, Dec. 21, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: The 12 Shots of Hashman Jammie Jam!
Start Address: Tarpon Joe’s (2205 David Dr., Metairie, LA 700003)
Hare & Co-hares: Filet Me, Lay Me, Grand Opening, & Captain Snitchy Pants
Beer hare: TBD
Pre-Lube: Tarpon Joe’s
On-After: Tarpon Joe’s
Dog Friendly: Yes
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail?
 
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3-4 miles (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks).
Trail is A to A
HASH ANNOUNCMENTS:
We need a hare for next week aka THE HOLIDAY TAINT! If you’re in town (Dec. 28th) and have been wanting to bang out a trail real quickie like please PM Tits Don’t Fit at voodoohash@gmail.com