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Trail #821: Skies Out Thighs Out

SKIES OUT THIGHS OUT! We’re pulling out some of the hits. Let me know if you guys remember this one, let’s call it checkback #1 Is it just me, or is it getting hot out here. like real hot. Like too hot for any excess fabric. Don’t do a full Timberlake (save it for campout), but the long (hopefully not) and the short(s) of it are, that most of you were coming in short shorts and as topless as is legal anyway, so why not embrace it. And I get it, I changed the saying, the sentiment remains the same, … Continue ReadingTrail #821: Skies Out Thighs Out

Trail #820: German Sparkle Party!

Do you like to pah-ty pah-ty? Do you have your rubber boots and pah-ty pants? Jah?! Zen get ready! Spah-kle Pah-ty, Spah-kle Pah-ty! Grab your best sequins, squeeze into that gold lame, smear on some bright eyeshadow and come on out. AS ALWAY, BY SHOWING UP TO THIS TRAIL YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU WILL BE GLITTER BOMBED. Seriously, it’s not just a possibility, that is a guarantee. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, May 12th Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: 11th Anal German Sparkle Party Start Address: Fountain in Front of New Orleans Museum … Continue ReadingTrail #820: German Sparkle Party!

Trail #819: Cinco de Mayo

What are we REALLY celebrating on Cinco de Mayo? Did you know Cinco De Mayo was the day Chanel No. 5 was introduced in 1921? 5th of May and No. 5 hmmmm. OK OK. Cinco De Mayo is a holiday commemorating the victory of Mexico at the Battle of Puebla when Napoleon III and his 6000 French troops stormed the city of Puebla. France wanted the cities natural resource of Gold around 10 years after the CA Gold Rush. (I swear I didn’t google that). Well that’s your history lesson for today. Come join us this Thursday evening sporting your … Continue ReadingTrail #819: Cinco de Mayo

Trail #818: Deep in the Arse of Texas

Howdy Y’all, Darn Tootin’ are we gonna have a trail this week, and it’s gonna be a hoot. Ain’t Texas such a great state? If you disagree, don’t mess with Texas. Just go along with it. How to dress for this ol shindig? Simple, dress like you’re from the Lone Star state. You could be a rancher or a ol uppity city folk, or just wear something that screams “TEXAS” Join us if you have a hankerin’ for a beer. Trail will be right over yonder. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, April 28th. Time: … Continue ReadingTrail #818: Deep in the Arse of Texas

Trail #817: 6th Annual Voodoo Eats Out!

Join us for the 6th anal Voodoo Eats Out! The Voodoo Eats Out trail is a running progressive dinner through Mid City. Your hares will serve you a full meal on the route. We’ve all done a shot stop, but have you ever done an appetizer stop? We’re all familiar with Beer Near, but what about Entrée Near? Well, tonight is the night. Best of all, hash cash is still only $1. This year, we will be serving Ukrainian dishes and taking (optional) donations for Nova Ukraine, a non-profit organization providing humanitarian aid to the people of Ukraine ( Wear … Continue ReadingTrail #817: 6th Annual Voodoo Eats Out!