The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #613 – TBD! – Saved By the Bush & Maid of Jizzed On Her

Without comment.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, July 19th, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: TBD
Start Address: Parking lot on Harrison in City Park between Wisner and the City Park traffic circle. It is labeled “Old Disc Golf Parking Lot” on Google Maps.  Don’t be confused and go to the other side of the the bayou. (1101 Harrison Ave., New Orleans, LA 70122)
ACTUAL SPOT >>>>>>
Hare & Co-hares: Saved by the Bush & Maid of Jizzed On Her
Beer hare: Twater Sports
Pre-Lube: Parlays (870 Harrison Ave., New Orleans, LA 70124)
On-After: Parlays
Dog Friendly: Not really
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Prepare for some shiggy and possible water crossing. Headlamp might be good.
 
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks). Turkey/Eagle split. Eagle about 3.5 miles. Turkey about 2.5 miles.
 
Trail is A to A
Results from last week’s Erections will be announced at trail this week!

Trail #612 – “Summer School” – Patrick Gayze & Scuba Steve

The 80’s. Summer. So many fantastic movies about being an adolescent when the world was simpler. Perhaps they were about summer camp, or vacationing with your dead boss, or even the doldrums of a summer job. But one movie stood alone. A movie with a hero that not only was voted the Sexiest Man Alive but who also posed for Playgirl. And that hero, that man; was Mark Harmon. Summer School was the best 80s movie ever and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise. It had a hot foreign exchange student, burnout horror movie aficionados, dumb jocks, poindexter nerds and extremely forbidden lust between a teacher and a student, and a hot Kirstie Alley. Basically the members of VDH3. Once we’re done drinking in the parking lot, smoking in the boys rooms and skipping class, we’ll hold Student Council elections.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, July 12th, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Summer School
Start Address: 3100 Calhoun St. (corner of Calhoun and S. Miro), New Orleans, LA 70125
Hare & Co-hares: Patrick Gayze &Scuba Steve
Beer hare: Mr. hED
Pre-Lube: Robert’s Bar (3125 Calhoun St., New Orleans, LA 70125)
On-After: Robert’s Bar
Dog Friendly: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail?  No…?
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3-3.5miles (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks).
Trail is A to A
Mismanagement Erections will be held after trail! You MUST be in attendance and have attended 10 Voodoo hashes in total to cast a vote. No exceptions….unless maybe you make a compelling argument, but NO EXCEPTIONS!

Trail #611 – “American Sparkle Party” – Shitler’s List & Petrified Wood

Oh say can you see, the sparkle party
Where so proudly we run (walk)
and drink many down-downs
Who’s broad trail has much flour,
And many YBFs
Oh hey now we’re lost,
But we don’t really care
Hey the shot check’s right there!
There’s glitter in my hair!
The hares are just dicks,
If I’m Dead Cell I’ll complain.
At least there’s no shiggy on this shitty trail
In the land of the Voodoo,
And the home of the trashed.
Please come dressed in your best patriotic splendor to drink some beers and do a trail with us. Fair warning, there will be glitter to celebrate America’s 242nd birthday.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, July 5th, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme:America and Glitter
Start Address: The Tchoup Yard Patio Bar parking lot (405 Third St, New Orleans, LA 70130)
Hare & Co-hares: Shitler’s List & Petrified Wood
Beer hare: TBD
Pre-Lube: The Tchoup Yard (405 Third St, New Orleans, LA 70130)
On-After: The Tchoup Yard
Dog Friendly: Yes, but keep weather and glitter in mind. The outside part of Tchoup Yard is dog friendly, but the indoor part is not.
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? It’s supposed to rain, also glitter, so yeah
 
Approx. -l-l-l–> length:4 miles
Trail is A to A+
**We need a hare for July 12th! If you are so inclined please PM hareraiser or email voodoohash@gmail.com**

Trail #610 – “6th Anal Clitorias Secret Fashion Show!” – Clitorias Secret, Scouts On Her, Q.E. Oui Oui, & Crack Inside Her

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, June 28, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: 6th Anal Clitorias Secret Fashion Show
Start Address: Duncan Plaza (343 Loyola Ave., New Orleans, LA 70112)
Hare & Co-hares: Clitorias Secret, Scouts On Her, Q.E. Oui Oui, Crack Inside Her
Beer hare: Urine Circle
Pre-Lube: Cajun Mike’s (116 Baronne St., New Orleans, LA 70112)
On-After: Cajun Mike’s
Dog Friendly: If they’re cat (walk) friendly
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Hare didn’t say. I’m guessing legal genital covers, possibly shoes & shirt required for on-after, but this is NOLA so…
 
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 Miles
 
Trail is A to A

 

Trail #609 – “Art For Art’s Mistake” – Scuba Steve & Pop-Her Smurf

What is art?  Was the guy who painted Blue Dog a genius or a hack?  Get as existential as you want while we tour some galleries, create pop-up art and provide you with an expression of the soul after a few shot checks.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, June 21, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Art for Art’s Mistake
Start Address: Mickey Markey Playground (3301 Royal St., New Orleans, LA 70117)
Hare & Co-hares: Scuba Steve and Pop-her Smurf
Beer hare:  BJ Tenderpussy
Pre-Lube:  Markey’s Bar (640 Louisa St., New Orleans, LA 70117)
On-After:  Markey’s Bar or The Country Club
Dog Friendly: Bring on the Blue Dog.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Art materials will be provided for those who wish to become art. Whistle and flashlight for everyone else.
 
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 Miles of derivative trail.
 
Trail is A to A