The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #573 – “Whose Hash Is It Anyway” – Clitoria’s Secret, Q.E. Oui Oui, & Can I Fuck Your Sister?

Welcome to whose hash is it anyways where the trail is made up and the rules (what rules) don’t matter.
We’re your hosts Clitorias, Oui Oui, Fuck Your Sister Baby and tonight you’re the contestants. There will be games on trail, props, charades and a ORIGINAL song or two. Complete these games to win the grand prize! THE BEER YOU PAID FOR! (OOOOOH , AHHHHHHH). Don’t be a Dead Cell and just blow through stops or you may end up being a prop in circle.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, November 16, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Whose Hash Is It Anyway?
Start Address: Brooks Seahorse Saloon (1648 Gentilly Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70119)
Hare & Co-hares: If you are a virgin hare, you need to partner with an experienced co-hare. If you’d like help finding one, let me know!
Beer Hare: ¿Quesa-Did-Her?
Pre-Lube: Seahorse
On-After: Seahorse
Dog Friendly: The youngest hare in voodoo is helping lay trail so yes.
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? A sense of humor and the spirit of Colin Mocharie
 
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: Don’t know. (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks).
 
I’m assuming trail is A to A.
HASH ACCOUNEMENTS:
Next week is Orphan Hashgiving! Check out the Facebook event page for details & to decide what dish you’re bringing – https://www.facebook.com/events/1963570647190680/

Trail #572 “Porn To Be Wild” – mr. hED & Just Natalie

In honor of HUMP! Film Festival, we have dedicated tonight’s trail to all things porny. Haven’t shaved last week’s creepy ‘stache yet? Perfect, you can be in charge of mustache rides! Finally got around to washing your zombie Hefner costumefrom Halloween? Excellent, get your money’s worth! Waiting for your roommates to vacate the house so you can properly wash and store last night’s matching tail and collar set from “NOLA Brony Meetup“? Immediately swing by Mr. hEd’s house so she can rainbow dash your pinkie pie, you handsome stallion, you. 
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, November 9, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Porn To Be Wild
Start Address: Lafitte Greenway right off Broad! (One block from Broad Street Theater – 2698 Lafitte Ave., New Orleans, LA 70119)
Hare & Co-hares: Mr. hEd & Just Natalie
Beer hare: TBD– accepting applications now (totally desperate somebody please help me)
Pre-Lube:  The Broad Theater! They have food and booze!
On-After:  The Broad Theater! They have food and booze and there is a special 9:00 showing of HUMP! that you should attend with us!
Dog Friendly: Trail – abso-diddly-dootely. On after – no-can-do’s-ville, baby.
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Headlamps and flashlights are a good idea, ponypals. Also, maybe consider a change of clothes unless you want to be that sweaty stranger in the theater making all the people wonder, “why is that chick dressed as a bondage pony sweating so hard while watching porn?”
 
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks). Trail will be right at 2 miles to insure we get to the On After by 9pm.
 
Trail is A to A Prime! Walkers will walk runners trail. Runners, please mark trail so that walkers can get to Beer Check and End Circle in reasonable time. Trail will be short and sweet so that we can mutually and platonically enjoy porn together. Tickets for the 9pm HUMP! Show can be purchased here: http://humpfilmfest.boldtypetickets.com/events/44378667/hump-tour-2017-new-orleans 

Trail #571 “Pussys & Moustaches for Movember” – Pussy Whisker

November is upon us! And this pussy loves her moustaches. This pussy also loves the men attached to those moustaches. Support movember by rocking your moustaches! Bring your moustached pussy, your pussy moustaches and no judgements here if your moustache smells like pussy.

Extra kudoes for those dressed as pussys cats with moustaches.

Also, feel welcome to donate to movember cause with the link provided!
https://mosista.co/13608062?mc=5

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, November 2, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Pussys and Moustaches for Movember!
Start Address: Corner of Conti St. and N. Rendon St., New Orleans, LA 70119

Hare & Co-hares: Pussy Whisker
Beer hare: Cock a booty boo
Pre-Lube: Bayou Wine Garden (315 N Rendon St., New Orleans, LA 70119)
On-After: Bayou Beer or Wine Garden. Tasters choice
Dog Friendly: In this house pussys love puppers. So.. yes to everything.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No. Pussys don’t like getting their paws wet..

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3 to 4 miles.

Trail #570 “69th Anal Black Dress Run!” – ¿Quesa-Did-Her? and Just Caitlin

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Wednesday, Nov. 1, 2017

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: Black Dress Run

Start Address: Woldenberg Park (100 Bienville St., or the intersection of Bienville and Front St., where Bienville dead ends into the park)

 

Hare & Co-hares: ¿Quesa-did-her? and Just Caitlin

Beer hare: Cock-a-booty-boo

Pre-Lube: Chart Room, 300 Chartres St. (bar is cash only)

On-After: Industry Bar, 240 Decatur St.

Dog Friendly: No

 

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Whistle, flashlight, and black dress (don’t be that guy/girl)

 

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: ~3.5 miles, walkers follow trail

Trail is: A to A

Trail #569 “Addams Family Haunted House Tour” – What’s Warm & In the Kitchen

They’re freaky and they’re floozy,
Breast obsessed and boozy,
Don’t forget your koozie,
The Hashing Family.Their trails are a disaster,
Down Downs for running faster,
You’ll probably end up plastered,
The Hashing Family.So get your hapi coat on,

The hares now are long gone,
True trail, that means ON ON!
The Hashing Family!
Please join your hosts for an evening stroll through our macabre, hellish, and all other ways delightful grounds! Be prepared for all manner of tricks and treats- bring a good spirit and also yourself and you’ll have the time of your afterlife!
Bring: FLASHLIGHT!!!!! $1; 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, Ouija Board
Date:Thursday, October 26th, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Addams Family Haunted House Tour
Start: Corner of Marconi & Harrison (sounds familiar- caddy corner to last week), across Harrison from the softball fields
Hares: What’s Warm & In the Kitchen?
Beer Hare: PussyWhisker
Prelube: The Basin (152 West Harrison Ave.)
On After: The Basin (152 West Harrison Ave.)Dog Friendly? Trail – Yes. On After – yes, with leash.Extra crap needed for trail? FLASHLIGHT! You will 100% need a flashlight.

Approx. True Trail: 3 or 4 miles.  T/E split.

HASH ANNOUNCEMENTS:
WEDNESDAY, WEDNESDAY, WEDNESDAY  – *Bonus Hash* Nov. 1st will be our Anal Black Dress Run in honor of Dia de Muertos (aka Day of the Dead) hared by the fabulous and big-dicked (educated guess) ¿Quesa-Did-Her?. Regular hash time & rules, trail will be in the FQ, start at Woldenberg Park.
Jolly Roger H3’s 11th Anal Pirate Invasion Hash Cruise will leave from the Port of New Orleans in 2018. Both NOH3 and VDH3 will be coordinating their regular weekly hashes to start/end/run by JRH3’s TBD hash hotel. VDH3 trails effected will be 3/15/18 and 3/22/18. Stay tuned for super smart and fun details from your MM!¡ These trails will likely have a 100+ attendees so hare/s must be selected or approved.
Phew, I’m sick of talking…