Posted February 9th, 2019 by hareraiser
Love is in the air (or is that just the beer goggles?)! Grab your sweetheart or find one for the day and run this sweet lil’ trail through the most romantic places City Park has to offer- looking for a wedding venue, a date night, a hook up spot with ambiance? We’ve got you, fam.
Also- handmade Valentines will be available by donation at trail! If you want a custom Valentine for your special someone (even if that’s yourself), just contact Kitchen on Facebook. All money raised will be donated to Crescent Care/NO AIDS Task Force, because everyone deserves to love their partner safely in every sense of the word.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, February 14, 2019
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Valentine’s Day
Start Address: City Park Festival Ground parking, Friedrichs Ave, NOLA 70124
Hare & Co-hares: In the Kitchen
Beer hare: Atomic Dyke
Pre-Lube: Jockey’s Pub, 1841 Gentilly Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70119
On-After: Jockey’s Pub, 1842 Gentilly Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70119
Dog Friendly: Trail yes, on-after no
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? The belief that romance isn’t dead
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3-3.5 miles
Trail is A to A
Posted February 4th, 2019 by hareraiser
The New Orleans Voodoo Hash House Harriers request the honor of your presence at the Third Anal Voodoo Eats Out trail, a progressive four-course meal with apertifs and after-dinner cordials to be held under the ancient oaks of Mid City. Trail will be laid in stone-ground organic bread flour and vegetarian options will be available. Formal attire requested; RSVP not required.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, February 7, 2019
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: 3rd Anal Voodoo Eats Out
Start Address: 3532 Toulouse St, New Orleans, LA 70119
Hare & Co-hares: The Iceman Thumbeth, What’s Warm, In the Kitchen, Scooba Steve
Beer hare: ¿Quesa-did-her?
Pre-Lube: Seven Three Distillery (301 N Claiborne Avenue, New Orleans, LA 70112) Charity Happy Hour starting at 4:00 PM for a benefit supporting students at Einstein Charter High School. If you are joining us closer to the start of trail, pre-lube will be at Wrong Iron (3532 Toulouse St, New Orleans, LA 70119).
On-After: Wrong Iron on the Greenway (3532 Toulouse St, New Orleans, LA 70119)
Dog Friendly: Yes. Patio only at Wrong Iron.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Your finest dining/running attire
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: Diners will be treated to two luxurious halves of trail. Both walkers and runners will indulge for approximately 3.5 miles.
Posted January 28th, 2019 by hareraiser
Hashing has its roots in the old English game called “Hare and Hounds” where members chased after one another while on a cross-country run that had a trail designated with paper. With the spread of the British Empire, the game eventually found itself played by colonial officers and expatriates around the world. On a Monday night in 1938, a group of approximately five men met in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia to help rid themselves of the excesses of the previous weekend and to share a few beers with friends.
The Constitution of the Hash House Harriers has four tenants:
- To promote physical fitness among our members.
- To get rid of weekend hangovers.
- To acquire a good thirst and satisfy it with beer.
- To persuade the older members that they are not as old as they feel
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, January 31, 2019
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Fun Run & Beer! Back to Hash Basics.
Start Address: Across the street from Rivershack Tavern
Hare & Co-hares: Cock Ness Monster and Just DJ
Beer hare: Through the Looking Ass
Pre-Lube: Rivershack Tavern
On-After: RiverShack Tavern
Dog Friendly: Trail is, the bar is not. Not sure how cold it will be so plan accordingly
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nah
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 miles
Trail is A to A or A+
Posted January 22nd, 2019 by hareraiser
No pussyfooting around about the subkrewes, they disco like true amigos stomping up and down 610 to keep Elvis rolling in his grave. So get off your Laissez and grind your organ in appreciation for the ones who make us cum.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, January 24th, 2019
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Mardi Gras Sub Krewes
Start Address: Kennedy Place (3100 Ursulines Ave.)
Hare & Co-hares: Scuba Steve and Tranny Jack
Beer hare: Quesa-Did-Her
Pre-Lube: Pal’s Lounge (494 N Rendon St)
On-After: Pal’s Lounge (494 N Rendon St)
Dog Friendly: Trail yes, On-after no.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail?
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4ish Miles.
Trail is A to A, A to B, etc. A to A
Posted January 14th, 2019 by hareraiser
In a land far far away near the edge of Metairie (but still in New Orleans technically) there exist a portal into which those who have heart may follow and find Mythical creatures thought to be extinct (or at least too busy with life to hash or hare for you). Join Pussy Whisker as she brings on a quest to find the unicorns, mermaid pussy, and manotaurs.
**Urban dictionary was used in the selection of these mythical points of reference
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, January 17,2019
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Mythical Creatures
Start Address: 7546 Lakeshore Dr, New Orleans, LA 70124
Hare & Co-hares: Pussy Whisker
Beer hare: Atomic Dyke
Pre-Lube: Anywhere a hound wants to be found.
On-After: TBD
Dog Friendly: Trail is dog friendly.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nah
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: True trail is approx 4 miles
Trail is A to A
