The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #595 – “A Very Merry UNbirthday” – Mr. hEd, Fuck-A-Bear, Q.E. Oui Oui, Iceman Thumbeth, Woody Poke Her, Patrick Gayze

Let’s all congratulate us with another pint of beer
A very merry unbirthday to you!
To who?
To me
Oh you!
Now, statistics prove, prove that you’ve one birthday
Imagine, just one birthday every year
Ah, but there are three hundred and sixty four unbirthdays!
Precisely why we’re gathered here to cheer, with beer!
A very merry unbirthday to you, to you
To me?
To you!
A very merry unbirthday
For me?
For you!
Now blow the whistle when you’re on my dear
And make your wish come true
A merry merry unbirthday to you!
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, bunny ears, talking cats, magical mushrooms
Date: Thursday, April 26, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Happy Un-Birthday to You! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdsZT7WKjW8)
Start Address: Kennedy Place (Park at the corner of Ursulines and Rendon)
Hare & Co-hares: Mr. hEd, Fuck-A-Bear, Q.E. Oui Oui, Iceman Thumbeth, Woody Poke Her, Patrick Gayze if his imaginary wife gives him permission
Beer hareMoist of All
Pre-Lube: Pa’s (949 N. Rendon St., New Orleans, LA 70119)
On-After: Pal’s (949 N. Rendon St., New Orleans, LA 70119)
Dog Friendly: Only if your dogs are willing to go down the rabbit hole
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Bring your bunny onesies, cheshire smiles, tea cups, and, of course, your birthday suits. Hallucinogenic drugs optional.
 
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: True Trail is 5 miles (but there are four speciality checks, so don’t worry about alcohol withdrawal). Walkers will be on a separate walking trail.
Trail is A to A Prime, so beware, you zenning mofo’s.

Trail #594 – “5th ANAL HALF-BAKED YEAST INFECTION FROM DOWN UNDA” – What’s Warm & Q.E. Oui Oui

Long long ago in the before times, there was a man, Warm in nature, and nature was warm to him, some may say one could not exist without the other.  It truly was a happy and symbiotic experience.  And on a special day, 04/20, this man of a warm persuasion would give thanks to the herbs of the earth, the preferred method of celebration was inhalation, at other times it has been gumy, and on occasion, somewhat ironically,  baked.

There was another man, but a boy really.  Lost and far from home, many of the fine traditions of his people forgotten, save one.  The 25th of April.  A day of great significance, set aside to remember when troops landed in Suvla bay, and to honour all those that fought under the banner ANZAC from the shores of Golipoli, held up by the Rats of Tobruk, along the Kakoda trail to all currently serving at home and abroad. 

 
As neither would deny the significance of the other’s respective day, an alliance was formed and together with the help of the Chosen People a tradition was was born. 
 
And on this Thursday we celebrate the 5th installment of the Half Baked Yeast Infection Down Unda (2nd if you go by Ole Mate Warmy’s counting). This year has the possibility of everything a soul could desire; Johnny Bread, Green and Gold jello shots, 4 separate trails (all starting at LaBorde Mountain), and a hare on crutches!  Oh yeah, possibly a patch.
 
Religion for the evening will be a short ANZAC service, if you choose to attend we ask that you show the respect that the ceremony deserves, if this not for you feel free to warm up the on after. 

 

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, April 19, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: The 5th Anal HALF-BAKED YEAST INFECTION DOWN UNDA!!!
Start Address: LaBorde Mountian, Couturie Forest, City Park (Approx. 1009 Harrison Ave., NOLA 70124 – look for signs to the start from Harrison)
Hare & Co-hares: What’s Warm & Q.E. Oui Oui
Beer hare:  ¿Quesa-did-her?
Pre-Lube:  Parlay’s (870 Harrison Ave., NOLA 70124)
On-After: Parlays
Dog Friendly: Trail yes, on after no.
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? It’s in city park and there has been a fair bit of rain, there is no intent to get you wet and dirty (or is there), but we cant help it if you do ;)
 
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 separate trails (4+ miles depending on how many you choose to do) 
Trail is A to A to A to A to A

Trail #594 – “Stand By Me Hash” – Maid Of Jizzed On Her & Twater Sports

 

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, canteen and a comb

Date: Thursday, April 12, 2018

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: Stand By Me Hash: You wanna see a dead body? Cum help us find poor Ray Brower, have a little fun train-dodging, checking for leeches, and r*nning from ace, eyeball and the rest of the Cobras gang. If you miss this trail, you will get 2 for flinching!!! (And it is Maid Of Jizzed On Her’s Birthday)

Start Address: Lou & Bobs Lounge (249 Nursery Ave, Metairie, LA 70005)

Hare & Co-Hares: Maid Of Jizzed On Her(It’s her birthday!!) and Twater Sports

Beer Hare: TBD

Pre-Lube: Lou & Bobs Lounge (249 Nursery Ave, Metairie, LA 70005)

On-After: Lou & Bobs Lounge (249 Nursery Ave, Metairie, LA 70005)

Chopper Friendly: Chopper is welcum as long as he doesn’t sic balls. (On-After is not Chopper friendly)

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Not unless you fall in…..or jump

Approx. -|-|-|-> length: True Trail is <4 miles for r*nners, <2.3 miles for walkers. Yes, separate r*unners and walkers trails will be available.

Trail #593 – “Spring Flower Hash” – Fuck-A-Bear & Eat-A-Pole

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, April 5, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Spring Flowers Hash:  Wear your favorite floral patterns, a flower wreath on your ‘who said’ head, or anything flowery!
Start Address: Banks Street Bar & Grill (4401 Banks St., New Orleans, LA 70119)
Hare & Co-hares: Fuck-A-Bear Workshop and Eat-A-Pole Complex
Beer hare: BJ Tenderpussy
Pre-Lube:  Banks Street Bar & Grill (4401 Banks St, New Orleans, LA 70119)
On-After:  Mid-City Yacht Club (440 S St. Patrick’s St., New Orleans, LA 70119)
Dog Friendly:   Bring on the beasts!  Pre-Lube, Trail, and On-After are ALL DOG FRIENDLY!
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail?  Just bring an open mind and that purty little mouth of yers.
 
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: Trail length is < 3 miles. Racist and walker’s trails are the same.
 
Trail is A to A+

Trail #592 – “Bloody Egg Hunt” – Banana Slit

In celebration of Passover and Easter we’re going on a Bloody Egg Hunt. There will be food, dares, haikus and collectibles in the eggs. Dress is holiday theme, you sexy bunnies, you. That includes your best rendition of terrifying Easter bunny costumes. Don’t forget about Passover, y’all. There will be blood.

 

May the odds be ever in your favor.

 

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, March 29, 2017

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: Bloody Egg Hunt

Start Address:  Esplanade Avenue, next to the U.S. Mint 400 Esplanade Ave, New Orleans, LA 70116

 

 

Hare & Co-hares: Banana Slit

Beer hare:  I’ve decided it’s Fucked By Mapquest although she hasn’t technically agreed.

Pre-Lube:  Brieux Carre (2115 Decatur St, New Orleans, LA 70116)

On-After:  Brieux Carre (2115 Decatur St, New Orleans, LA 70116

Dog Friendly: Bring your best hunting dog

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail?  Flashlight for sure. Gotta catch em all.

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: ~3.5 miles true trail.

Trail is A to A+