Trail #653 – “HALF-BAKED YEAST INFECTION DOWN UNDA VI: The Quest for Higher Ground” – What’s Warm & Q.E. Oui Oui

In 2014 four people (who were “just friends”) met at Winston’s and between them conceived a trail that would become known as the first ever HALF-BAKED YEAST INFECTION DOWN UNDA. Virgin hares Warmy, Gangers and “Dave” under the sage tutelage of Meows put down a trail through the back roads of Old Meterie.

In 2015 they said it couldn’t be done. They told Warmy he was crazy, they said it was too hard, that not everyone could get to the top of the mountain. Warmy asked the important question
“who can’t make it to the top”
And they said “Dave, he is on crutches”
Warmy’s response was as appropriate then as it was now – I’m not worried about Dave
And make it to the top he did, on 3 legs (on crutches you perv, get your mind out of the crutch). When he was up, he was up, and when he was down he was down, and when he was only half way up, he took a slash (see attached picture).

In 2017 the highest of highs were reached when trail fell on 4/20, and there was much rejoicing.

And now in 2019, for the first time, trail falls on the 25th of April otherwise known as ANZAC Day. So come if you dare to:

HALF-BAKED YEAST INFECTION DOWN UNDA VI:
The Quest for Higher Ground

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, April 25, 2019

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: HALF-BAKED YEAST INFECTION DOWN UNDA VI: The Quest for Higher Ground

Start Address: LaBorde Mountian, Couturie Forest, City Park (Approx. 1009 Harrison Ave., NOLA 70124 – look for signs to the start from Harrison)

Hare & Co-hares: What’s Warm & Q.E. Oui Oui

Beer hare: TBD

Pre-Lube: Parlay’s (870 Harrison Ave., NOLA 70124)

On-After: Parlays

Dog Friendly: Trail yes, on after no.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? It’s in city park and there has been a fair bit of rain, there is no intent to get you wet and dirty (or is there), but we cant help it if you do ;)

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 separate trails (4+ miles depending on how many you choose to do)

Trail is A to A to A to A to A

Trail #652 – ” MID-CITY BUNNARCHY BAR HOP MADNESS” – Q.E. Oui Oui – Et. Al.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, April 18, 2019

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: Mid-City BUNARCHY Bar Hop

Trail #651 – “My Pussy is Dead” – Tits Don’t Fit & Urine Asian

I haven’t yet let the social media-verse know that unfortunately, I had to put down one of my kittens recently. Thursday I would like to honor her life along with any other furry friends the hash has lost. Obituary below:

ATL/NOLA ~ Memorial services will be held Thursday, April 11, 2019 at 6:30 p.m. Stallings Playground for Gamora Foster-Drew, age 8 months, who passed away Thursday, March 28, 2019 in Avondale Estates, Atlanta, Ga.

Tits Don’t Fit will officiate services.

Gamora was a rescue in the greater Atlanta area having been adopted from Second Life Upscale Resale. A resident of Avondale Estates with duel residency in New Orleans, LA, 7th Ward. Gamora enjoyed most spooning with her adopted sister, Nebula, and sleeping in the nooks of her parents legs at night.

Survivors include her loving parents of two months, Tits Don’t Fit and Too Limp Clover of New Orleans and Avondale Estates, GA; adopted sister, Nebula.

She was preceded in death by an adopted brother, Odin.

The family requests that visitation be observed from 6:30 p.m Thursday until Beer Near on Thursday at Stallings Park, New Orleans. Vigil to follow.

Hares will be Tits Don’t Fit and (Nina Ganhdi Hash Name?)

Voodoo Hash House Harriers is in charge of arrangements.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, April 11, 2019
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: “My Pussy Is Dead”
Start Address: Stallings Playground (1608 Gentilly Blvd., NOLA 70119)
Hare & Co-hares: Tits Don’t Fit
Beer hare: Nina Ganhdi (does she even have a hash name, do we know?)
Pre-Lube: Jockey’s Pub & Sports Bar
On-After: Jockey’s Pub & Sports Bar
Dog Friendly: My pussy loved bone (trail yes, on-after outdoor only)
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Funeral attire recommended. There will be a vigil for all lost furry companions at BN. Please bring small mementos or photo/s that you would like to offer to the fire in honor of your fallen friend! Mementos will be gathered by the Beer Hare at start and transported so you don’t have to worry about running with them. Please don’t bring something ridiculous, small items only.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 6 or 7 miles (walkers trail will be provided)
Trail is A to A

Trail #650 -“Girls Gone Wild” – Enough Already, ReTardis, In The Kitchen, FistyCunt

Woohoo! It’s ladies night! Women’s History Month may be over but that doesn’t mean much for these ladies. We’re celebrating all the lovely ladies of the hash! Will we be classy, klassy, sassy, or brassy?! You’ll have to show up to find out!

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, April 4, 2019

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: Girls Gone Wild

Start Address: 100 South Jefferson Davis Pkwy (in front of Holy Ground)

Hare & Co-hares: Enough Already, ReTardis, In The Kitchen, FistyCunt

Beer hare: Through the Looking Ass

Pre-Lube: Holy Ground

On-After: Agave House

Dog Friendly: Yes but not the bars

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Money honey, and maybe ID

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 2.5miles

Trail is A to B( On In to Start is less than 1000 steps)

Trail #649 – “March Blows” – Hitachi Topic

The last three days of March have a reputation for being stormy. Scottish folklore proposes that these three days were borrowed from April so that March might extend his power. March borrowit from April Three days, and they were ill: The first was frost, the second was snaw, The third was cauld as ever’t could blaw. — Scottish proverb