The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #671 – 7th Anal Clitorias Secret Fashion Show!

Clitoria will be giving the last of his original patches + new one (when it arrives) to the best dressed hasher!

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, July 25th, 2019

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: 7th Anal Clitorias Secret Fashion Show!

Start Address: city hall – 1300 Perdido St.

Hare & Co-hares: Clitorias Secret Q.E. Oui oui, whordini

Beer hare: urine circle

Pre-Lube: lil gem saloon

On-After: Cajun Mike’s

Dog Friendly: if they’re scantily clad

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Confidence

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4

Trail is A to A,

Trail #670 – Voodoo gets trashed

Trail 670 Voodoo Gets Trashed

It’s a dirty, filthy world out there and Voodoo is gonna drink to forget it. A short summer trail where you can win top shelf booze by helping pick up the neighborhood or hash as normal! Prizes for most bags filled or weirdest trash found.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, July 18th, 2019
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Voodoo Gets Trashed
Start Address: Evan’s playground 5112 LaSalle st
Hare & Co-hares: Scuba Steve and Ice Ice Crazie
Beer hare: Missionary!
Pre-Lube: Dat Dog (5030Freret St)
On-After: Other Bar (5039 Freret St)
Dog Friendly: Dogs love trash!

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Bring an old grocery bag if you want but I’ve got plenty for you! Gloves if you don’t want to get your hands dirty. Flashlight and whistle as normal.

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.5 miles

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc. A to A

Trail #669 – Vive la France!

Don’t put away your red, white, and bleu just yet, because this week we’re celebrating Bastille day! Ze French, zey ave given us so much. From champagne, to the Statue of Liberty, and even Louisiana. Let’s not forget about French kisses or menage a trois either (Oh-hon-hon, it is ze 669th trail non?). So bust out your haute couture, and prepare to eat and drink as much as you want without ever gaining weight.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, and a baguette.

Date: Thursday, July 11th, 2019 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: Bastille Day, you stupide American *takes a drag from a cigarette*

Start Address: N Jefferson Davis Parkway & Lafitte Ave

Hare & Co-hares: Roman Showers & In the Kitchen

Beer hare: Missionary (MP3)

Pre-Lube: Bayou Wine Garden

On-After: Bayou Wine Garden

Dog Friendly: Oui, j’aime les chiens

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail?: You might want a dry bag with the weather

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: Walking 4km, Running 6.5km

Trail is A – A

Trail #668 – INEDEPENDENCE: A Story of Treason, Beer, and Freedom

Several years before 243 years ago, America’s first legends were born. Over the years, they grew up under the rule of a land far away. A land that made them drink TEA. And this did not sit right with them. So, on this night in 1776, over cups of strong American coffee and/or whiskey and Pabst Blue Ribbon, George Washington, Benjamin Franklin, John Hancock and several other people we have all forgotten about since we haven’t taken history class in forever decided that THEY HAD ENOUGH. ENOUGH WITH TEA AND BISCUITS. WE WANT MOTHERFUCKING COOKIES. AND BEER. And so they signed a declaration which declared they would no longer drink the tea (unless they wanted to), thereby establishing the right to bare arms, freedom of speech, and several other things that we still enjoy today in a new country, the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!

This week Petrified Wood, Shitler’s List, Scuba Steve, Tranny Jack, and some other people who haven’t confirmed are celebrating this band of brothers with America’s Holy Trinity: BEER, TRUCKS, and EXPLOSIONS in the All-American St. Bernard Parish! Tired of copying another hare’s sparkle themed trail, they decided to try and be original for once. Prepare for mild to medium shiggy, some wetness, and to celebrate the freedom granted to you because you were fucking born here.

Yes, it’s in Arabi. But this one will be super fun. You’ll be sad if you miss it.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, July 4, 2019

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: INEDEPENDENCE: A Story of Treason, Beer, and Freedom

Start Address: 6809 N. Peters St., Arabi, LA 70032

Hare & Co-hares: Petrified Wood, Shitler’s List, Scuba Steve, Tranny Jack, and other Revolutionaries who haven’t confirmed

Beer hare: One of the fucking hares that’s a part of this shindig

Pre-Lube: Old Arabi Bar, 123 Mehle St., Arabi, LA

On-After: Old Arabi Bar

Dog Friendly: Trail not advisable, but you do you. Bar no.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Shouldn’t be, watch the weather.

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: Eagle 5 miles, Turkey 2.3 miles

Trail is A to A and will end where we can watch fireworks over the river.

Trail #667 – “3 is a Magic Number!” – Whoredini and Woody Poke Her


Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, June 27, 2019

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: 3 is a Magic Number!
I’m somehow hat tricking with 3 trails this week (don’t ask me, it kinda just happened 路‍♀️) so let’s commemorate this occasion by celebrating our favorite trilogies! Dig out that old slave Leia costume, hail to the king baby with your best Ash a la Evil Dead, take the red pill and enter the Matrix, make someone an offer they can’t refuse like Don Corleone, or grab your whip & fedora as Indiana Jones!

Start Address: 1200 Magazine St New Orleans, LA 70130 (Corner of Magazine & Erato St)

Hare & Co-hares: Whordini & Woody Poke Her

Beer hare: Roman Showers

Pre-Lube: The Courtyard Brewery

On-After: Barrel Proof

Dog Friendly: Trail yes, dogs outside for bars

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nope!

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.5ish

Trail is A to A

Whordini will also be collecting donations for the lspca at trail.