The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #675 – VooDoo Mutant Ninja Turtles


Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday August 22, 2019

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: VooDoo Mutant Ninja Turtles
“No longer teenage VooDoo hashers, no longer teenage Voodoo hashers, no longer teenage VooDoo hashers…Heroes in a hash shell, TURTLE POWER!” Master splinter is summoning all the VooDoo Mutant Ninja Turtles to Calhoun St for a totally tubular trail followed by specials at the new Aloha Grill, because turtles know that fighting crime makes you hungry! Dress as your best April, Leonardo, Shredder, Rocksteady, or (bless you if you can pull it off) Krang & be on the lookout for special TMNT checks along the way!

Start Address: Corner of S. Miro St and Calhoun St. Behind the State Farm Office (approx 3124 Calhoun St. New Orleans, LA 70125)

Hare & Co-hares: Whordini & Shitler’s List

Beer hare: Pic of the Litter

Pre-Lube: Robert’s Bar 3125 Calhoun St, New Orleans, LA 70125

On-After: Aloha Grill & Sushi 3151 Calhoun St, New Orleans, LA 70125 (**Shitler got us the Hash hookup! There will be specials**)

Dog Friendly: Trail only, not PL/OA sorry

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nah

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: ~3.4 true trail

Trail is A to A

Trail # 674 – Self Love ♥️


Are you feeling tired, run down, listless? Me too, friend. It’s the week after RDR in New Orleans, and we could all use a little self love right now. Fortunately, your hares have planned a trail to give you just what you need. We will start by sending some love to our environment at the Sip to Save the Wetlands at Second Line Brewing. After 6 PM, one dollar for each pint purchased goes to wetlands conservation in Louisiana. They will also have ambassador animals in attendance, so come pet a baby possum and forget all of your sorrows. Trail will wind through all the prettiest places we could find with therapy checks designed to help you feel good as new. No need to fret about a costume- just put on your comfiest non-red outfit and come on out.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, August 15th, 2019

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: Self Love

Start Address: 500 N. Bernadotte St.

Hare & Co-hares: The Iceman Thumbeth & In the Kitchen

Beer hare: Bucakey

Pre-Lube: Second Line Brewing

On-After: Mick’s Irish Pub

Dog Friendly: Yes

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3-ish miles

Trail is A to A+

Trail #673 – Red Skirt run


Voodoo is rolling out the red carpet for Red Skirt this year and we want you to be the star! Tired of coming home from Red Dress weekend only to find out you only took a couple of pictures drunk with three days worth of Louisiana sweat on you? We got you fam. We’ll have multiple trails for you to venture on to get some snazzy **shots** in front of some of the most iconic sites that New Orleans has to offer while you still have your fresh Thursday face and stamina.

About the trails:
Start, beer near, and on in are all the same location! The hub will be Armstrong Park. While this is convenient for drinking and chatting, we do encourage you to go out on the next trail once you return after your first trail!
Feature Length Trail (Eagle trail): This will be a scenic tour at sunset for the most racist among us. If you plan on doing this trail, it must be your first trail of the night. Do NOT go on this trail if you are not at least jogging! This is not for turkeys! Approximate length: ~3 miles.
Short Film Trail (Turkey Trail): Get a little rosy cheeked and a healthy glow while walking to get ready for your debut. This is the trail for WALKERS. If you are a walker, you will go on this trail first. Approximate length: ~1 mile
Paparazzi Trail: After you’ve gotten warmed up, get ready for a tour of the most beautiful and iconic locations that the famous French Quarter has to offer. Powder your nose, take a fun little jaunt and get ready for your close up. This trail is for everyone! Approximate length: ~ 1.5 miles
**BEER WILL BE PROVIDED IN THE FORM OF AN ASSORTMENT OF KEGS**
Bring: $20 if you are registering day-of, cash for on-after, a winning smile
Date: Thursday, August 8th, 2019
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Voodoo Rolls Out the Red Carpet- wear your most glamorous red skirt!
Start Address: Louis Armstrong Park (701 N Rampart St, New Orleans, LA 70116)
Leads & co-stars: In the Kitchen & What’s Warm with some of the brightest young talent Voodoo has to offer
Beer hare: TBD
Pre-Lube: Voodoo Lounge (718 N Rampart St, New Orleans, LA 70116)
On-After: Voodoo Lounge (718 N Rampart St, New Orleans, LA 70116)
Dog Friendly: NO
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? If you do not want your picture taken, you will be provided a red glow stick to let our hash flash know that you are NOT ready for your closeup!
Trail is A to A to A all night long!

Trail #672 – CUM muter & Dead Cell

Voodoo H3 Trail #672

Thursday, August 1, 2019

6:30 pm SHOW/7 pm GO!

Hares: CUM muter & Dead Cell

Beer hare: Hitachi Topic

Prelube/Start: Tavolina Pizza & Lounge 141 Delaronde St., NOLA 70114 (Algiers Point)

On after: TBA

Since we are gearing up for a glorious week of hashing, let’s run a trail that is short, quick & easy just like your mom. “Theme” is wear your favorite hash attire.

True trail is 2.5 miles. Walkers FOLLOW trail!

Trail is A to A.

Trail #671 – 7th Anal Clitorias Secret Fashion Show!

Clitoria will be giving the last of his original patches + new one (when it arrives) to the best dressed hasher!

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, July 25th, 2019

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: 7th Anal Clitorias Secret Fashion Show!

Start Address: city hall – 1300 Perdido St.

Hare & Co-hares: Clitorias Secret Q.E. Oui oui, whordini

Beer hare: urine circle

Pre-Lube: lil gem saloon

On-After: Cajun Mike’s

Dog Friendly: if they’re scantily clad

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Confidence

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4

Trail is A to A,