The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 524 – Voodoo Eats Out – Just Janna, Just Steve, and What’s Warm

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It’s the eve of the US presidential inauguration and VooDoo is going out in style. We’ll be Putin on our fanciest formals and we’ll have all the best food. Baron mind that there will be four food checks so take the walker’s trail if you need it; we’re not China make you sick. The first one to finish trail will be appointed United States Secretary of Transportation. Everybody else is a loser.

Menu:

First course: These vegetables do not have the right temperament to be dinner. SAlaD!

Second course: Tremendously rich and creamy soup

Third course: Sliders so small that something else must be small

Dessert course: Orange (cake) balls

Bring: 1 US dollar or 21.96 Mexican pesos if Mexico is paying for you (no coins), 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Wear: Formal attire

 Date: January 19, 2016 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme: 
VooDoo Eats Out

Start: Bayou Beer Garden 326 N Jefferson Davis Pkwy, New Orleans, LA 70119

Hare and Co-Hares: Just Steve, Just Janna, What’s Warm

Low-energy Hare: 
BJ Tenderpussy

Pre-Lube Location: Bayou Beer Garden 326 N Jefferson Davis Pkwy, New Orleans, LA 70119

On-After Location: 
Bayou Beer Garden 326 N Jefferson Davis Pkwy, New Orleans, LA 70119

Dog Friendly?: No

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail?  Flashlights and whistles

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) 3 miles

Hash Announcements:

Feb 24 – 25 Mardi Gras Maddness with NOH3 will be a thing, and there will be Parades this year

Feb 26 Crescent Shiggy Bacchus Bash – happening on the route – gun shots are extra

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Trail # 523 – Foot Parade – Pussy Whisker

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It is Carnival time and while we love the floats but we all know the marching groups are where it is at!  Voodoo is throwing our own Foot Parade this week on trail.  Cum dressed as your favorite dancing troupe.  Will you be stomping along 610, luring virgins to the trail like a Siren, or Grinding on Organs?  Choreographed trail moves are optional, but could be pretty sweet!

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: January 12, 2016 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme:
Foot Parade (610 stomper, pussy footer, bearded oyster, high school band member, etc.)

Start:  
Rouses Parking lot 4500 Tchoupitoulas St, New Orleans, LA 70115

Hare and Co-Hares: 
Pussy Whisker

Beer Hare:
Twat Pocket

Pre-Lube Location:
45 Tchoup 4529 Tchoupitoulas St, New Orleans, LA 70115

On-After Location: 
45 Tchoup 4529 Tchoupitoulas St, New Orleans, LA 70115

Dog Friendly?: Trail yes, Bar no

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail?  Probably not?

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc) your dancing shoes or awesome clicky boots!

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc)  Hare hasn’t told me!  It will be a surprise :-)

Hash Announcements:

Friday, Jan 13th – Full Moon Hash  7:30 Show, 8 Go Start: Intersection of Clare Ct. & Canal Blvd., on neutral ground $10 HASH  SPECIAL, LIMITED Make a Wish Foundation/LUNAR patch $5 trail only

Feb 24 – 25 Mardi Gras Maddness with NOH3 will be a thing, and there will be Parades this year

Feb 26 Crescent Shiggy Bacchus Bash – happening on the route – gun shots are extra

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Trail # 522 – Comicon Hash – KW3 and Tits Don’t Fit

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First Trail of the new year, and wouldn’t you know it, NOLA problems.  Turns out that it is 12th night, Comicon and Bush week.
Now normally this would just be the pre-comicon trail, full of fun nerdy things and Lycra costumes that show off perhaps just a little too much leg, but Ole Mate Warmy gets a bit of a stink on if we don’t recognise 12th night… so consider it recognised.

Also it’s Bush Week (January 1 through 7) so feel free to get all the screwing up you need to get done finished this week, because after that you’ll just look the fool.

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: 01.05.2016 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme:
The 12th night of Bush Week before Comicon

Start:  
Morial’s Balls 899 Convention Centre Blvd

Hare and Co-Hares: KW3, Tits Don’t Fit

Beer Hare:
 Cock a Booty Boo

Pre-Lube Location:
Ugly Dog Saloon 401 Andrew Higgins Dr, New Orleans, LA 70130

On-After Location:
Ugly Dog Saloon 401 Andrew Higgins Dr, New Orleans, LA 70130

Dog Friendly?: The bar is not as far as I know.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail?  Nope

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc) COSTUMES!!!  Favorite character, your best bush gear or whatever one wears to 12th night.

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc)  4 miles, no separate walkers trail.  Watch for check backs!

Hash Announcements:
Make 2017 a Travel Hash Year! Rego for events and get your voodoo friends together for a Road Trip
January 5th will be MM Installation and Awards!

Sunday, January 8th – PMS H3 invades NOLA – Ladies Only Trail, 10:30 show, City Park  $10 Hash cash.  We will be meeting up in the empty field between Grow Dat Youth Farm (@ 150 Zach Taylor) and the Pan American Stadium On After @Finns – All are welcome

Friday, Jan 13th – Full Moon Hash  7:30 Show, 8 Go Start: Intersection of Clare Ct. & Canal Blvd., on neutral ground $10 HASH  SPECIAL, LIMITED Make a Wish Foundation/LUNAR patch $5 trail only

Feb 24 – 25 Mardi Gras Maddness with NOH3 will be a thing, and there will be Parades this year

Feb 26 Crescent Shiggy Bacchus Bash – happening on the route – gun shots are extra

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Trail # 521 – Hannukah Hash – Jewy Jewy Gang Bang, In the Kitchen, Clitoria’s Secret, Shitler’s List

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Are you all Christmas-ed out? Did you blow your holiday load over the weekend? WELL get ready for another round of holidays: HANUKKAH EDITION with the Jew Crew. Bring your yarmulkes, menorahs, gelt, and best Mel Brooks impressions. We are ready to play dreidel with you pishers and shiksas.

just one night, they said
surprise! you are getting eight
oy vey, such a life.

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, Dec 29th 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme: Hanukkah Hash – blue, silver, any Mel Brooks character or other famous Jews or whatever you wanna be

Start: Coliseum Park 1401 Camp St, New Orleans, LA 70130

Hare and Co-Hares: Jewy Jewy Gang Bang, In the Kitchen, Guy With The Dick Tattoo, Clitoria’s Secret (guest starring Clitoria’s Secretion), Shitler’s List, other possible rad guest hares

Beer Hare: Cock A Booty Boo

Pre-Lube Location: Half Moon 1125 Saint Mary St, New Orleans, LA 70130

On-After Location: Half Moon 1125 Saint Mary St, New Orleans, LA 70130

Dog Friendly?: trail: yes.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail?

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc) gelt welcome, but not necessary

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) 3.5 miles

Trail is A to A, no separate walkers trail

Hash Announcements:
Make 2017 a Travel Hash Year! Rego for events and get your voodoo friends together for a Road Trip
January 5th will be MM Installation and Awards!

Friday, Jan 13th – Full Moon Hash  7:30 Show, 8 Go Start: Intersection of Clare Ct. & Canal Blvd., on neutral ground $10 HASH  SPECIAL, LIMITED Make a Wish Foundation/LUNAR patch $5 trail only

Feb 24 – 25 Mardi Gras Maddness with NOH3 will be a thing, and there will be Parades this year
Feb 26 Crescent Shiggy Bacchus Bash – happening on the route – gun shots are extra

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Trail # 520 – Christmas Lingerie or Ugly Sweater – Captain Snitchy Pants, Corney Eh Hole, Cum Flush Her, and Just Jess

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‘Twas the eve of the eve of the eve before Christmas, and all through the house,
everyone was getting laid, even the mouse.
With Ma in her lingerie and I in my ugly sweater,
I had just settled down to dip in my pecker…
When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from bed see what was the matter.
I threw open the shutters and threw up the sash,
tripped over my beer and busted my ass.
And out on the lawn but what should appear
but a rusty ol’ sleigh, and 8 fucking reindeer.
Out of the sleigh jumped a big, fat pierced dick…
and I knew in an instant it must be St. Prick.
“To the top of the roofs, to the top of the walls,
on-on you bastards before I cut off your balls!”
He came down the chimney like a bat outta Hell,
and I knew for a fact the poor fucker had fell.
He filled the stockings with pretzels and beer,
and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
Then he rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart,
that son of a bitch, he blew the damn thing apart!
And he cursed and he swore as he rode out of sight,

“Merry Christmas to all … Fuck you, good night!”

 Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday December 22, 2016 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme: Wear your Ugly Christmas Sweater or your Christmas Lingerie

Start: Leo Benewell Playspot Corner of Pleasant St and St Thomas St 3232 St Thomas St, New Orleans, LA 70115

Hare and Co-Hares: Captain Snitchy Pants, Corney Eh Hole, Cum Flush Her (Virgin Lay), Just Jess

Beer Hare: Cock-A-Booty Boo

Pre-Lube Location: Balcony Bar

On-After Location: TBD

Dog Friendly?: Keep your bitches on a leash

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? No

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc) Stunt liver

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) 12 “miles” (12 Days of Christmas too….)

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc: A to B+ish

Separate Walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split: Social Hunt!!!!

Hash Announcements:
There is some stuff happening the rest of this month, but it isn’t hashy things
Make 2017 a Travel Hash Year! Rego for events and get your voodoo friends together for a Road Trip
January 5th will be MM Installation and Awards!
Feb 24 – 25 Mardi Gras Maddness with NOH3 will be a thing, and there will be Parades this year
Feb 26 Crescent Shiggy Bacchus Bash – As far as I know will be happening on the route – gun shots are extra

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