Posted November 11th, 2018 by hareraiser
Trail #630
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, flightsuit, body oils for homoerotic volleyball, aviators
Date: Thursday, Nov. 15th, 2018
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Hares: Whordini (Goose) & QE Oui Oui (Maverick)
Beer Hare: ¿Quesa-Did-Her? (Iceman)
Prelube/On After: Avenue Pub
Start: Coliseum Square Park 1708 Coliseum St, New Orleans, LA 70130
Pups?: Trail? Yes. In front of Avenue Pub? Yes (*but inside the pub NO)
Theme: Top Gun is getting a sequel, SO WE‘RE GOING BACK TO THE DANGER ZONE ONE. LAST. TIME.!
(To the tune of Danger Zone)
Picking up your 6 pack,
You know that bottles aren’t preferred.
Get yourself a dollar,
Bringing coins would be absurd
Hash-ing into Hangover
Down-down right into a Hangover
Heading through the shiggy,
I see an arrow on my right
Got you running from a check back,
Hoping beer near is in sight
Hashing into Hangover
The hares have got you hash-ing into hangover
You gotta blow that trail whistle,
When you’ve got 3 blobs for an on-on
Never know what’s up ahead
Are you going which-y right or which-y wroooong?
You’ve hit a YBF
And that’s a GD travesty
Head back to the check,
Find out where you’re supposed to be
Hash-ing into to hangover
The hares have got you hash-ing into hangover
Hash-ing into hangover
Down-down right into a hangover…..
True trail: Approx 3.69 miles, A-A
Posted November 5th, 2018 by hareraiser
In a Galaxy many down downs away, a crew of wandering half minds assembled. They have planned their invasion for months and have finally come here to voodoo to take a harriette sacrifice. Who will save the bimbo? Who will find the trail that leads to the circle of down downs, and anal probing ( with consent of course). The voodoo needs its hounds to send these invaders back to where they came from full of beer and good memories. Are you that hound? Will you help us vanquish the invaders thirst for beer and debauchery?
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, November 8, 2018
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Hashers of The Galaxy nomads are invading NOLA and we’ve captured one of your local bilmbos come out to save her from our space invasion
Start Address: 6500 press drive – Ponchartrain Park
Hare & Co-hares: Shits Fucks Leaves, Through the Looking Ass, Everybody’s Twerkin for the Weekend, and Ghey Bondage
Beer hare: tbd
Pre-Lube: tbd
On-After: tbd
Dog Friendly: Yes all the doggies
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nah
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.69 hares lie
Trail is A to A, you bet your ass it is!
Posted October 31st, 2018 by hareraiser
Halloween is over, time to get back to reality and mourn your mid week hangover or lack thereof.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Fecha: Thursday, November 1, 2018
Hora: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Anal Black Dress Run
Start Address: 300 N. Front Street (interseciton of N.Front and BIenville St.)
Hare & Co-hares: Patrick Gayze
Beer hare: TBD
Pre-Lube: Saint Lawrence
On-After: It’s the quarter.. You figure it out
Dog Friendly: *Shrugs*
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? You will want a flashlight. If you’re playing to win you might want a change of clothes.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.5 miles
Trail is A to A
Posted October 23rd, 2018 by hareraiser
The Luchador Championship Challenge is back! Last year The Iceman Thumbeth truly lived up to her name, winning the belt by besting all others in a sudden death thumb war. Battle to take it from her as you test yourself against challenges posed by the baddest hombres Los Voodoos have to offer. Come out in mask and tights to give your all and prove your worthiness.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Fecha: Thursday, October 24, 2018
Theme: ¡Luchador Trail: Segunda Parte!
Start Address: In the park across from Bayou Beer Garden (326 N. Jefferson Davis Parkway, 70119)
Hare & Co-hares: Reigning Champion The Iceman Thumbeth, Cockness Monster, Pussy Whisker, Fuck A Bear, QE Oui Oui (final challenge announcer-hare)
Cerveza hare: ¿Quesa-did-her?
Pre-Lube: Bayou Beer/Wine Garden (326 N. Jefferson Davis Parkway, 70119)
On-After: Bayou Beer/Wine Garden (326 N. Jefferson Davis Parkway, 70119)
Perro Friendly: Yes, but it will be easier to compete for the championship if you do not have a dog.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? You will want a flashlight. If you’re playing to win you might want a change of clothes.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.5 miles
Trail is A to A
Posted October 16th, 2018 by hareraiser
Tits will be there.
Asses will be there.
What more do you need to know?
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, October 18th, 2018
Time: 6:30 pm show, 7:00 pm GO!
Theme: T&A Trail! (Tits & Ass)
Start Address: Daiquiris & Company (6301 Elysian Fields Ave, New Orleans, LA 70122)
Hare & Co-hares: Tits Don’t Fit & Asses Up
Beer hare: TBD
Pre-Lube: Daiquiris & Company – Happy Hour 2-7 pm, $2 domestic and $3 premium long-necks
On-After: Daiquiris & Company – $8.25 44 oz daiquiris on Thurs., they serve delicious healthy and unhealthy food all night
Dog Friendly: No
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Slight shiggy, definitely a flashlight.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 5 miles
Trail is A to A
