The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #733 – Let’s leave this planet


Sooo, 2020 has not been anyone’s year, I suggest we leave this mother earth, go to space, find another planet, a less virusy planet. We shall call it, Hashtopia. All Hashers welcome!   

Bring: a 6-pack (glass discouraged), personal cooler, whistle, flashlight, and a mask.


Date: Thursday, September 24th 2020


Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!


Theme: Let’s leave this planet. 


Start Address: 900 Napoleon Ave. 


Hare & Co-hares: Just Kitty, Cooch Potato, 


Beer hare: The Big Lesbowski


Pre-Lube: Launch Pad (Lawrence Square)


On-After: Cat’s Eye Nebula 


Dog Friendly: Bring them, they can come to space with us! 


Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Just your finest space suit!


Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 Miles (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks). There will be a separate walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split. 


Trail is A to A.

Trail #732 – The New Normal 5k

The moment we have been waiting 6 months for is here! Louisiana has entered Phase 3, which means……. nothing for New Orleans. Enjoy the non-alcoholic hurricanes*.


Schools and colleges are back in session. College Football, the only thing that matters, is starting soon. (Or it isn’t*.) Lesser pro sports have been playing in bubbles and getting strip club take-out. The NFL is coming back to New Orleans, so the Dome will be …… silent.

The only thing we know for sure is Racist activities are no longer acceptable. Racists have been forced underground into online groups like Strava, Fitbit, or Runkeeper. Virtual 5ks and step challenges are the only way they can get their fix.


But fear not! JBE, JP, and your ole pal Jack have been crunching numbers and chugging bleach to bring you a taste of the New Normal! This Thursday we present the first USATF certified* in-person 5k just for the Voodoo!
Wear your best old Race shirt, shorts, visor, socks, or whatever and fire up your Garmin for the fastest Hash on earth**!


*asterisks presented without explanation or verification.

Bring:BYOB – Iced 6-pack which can be transported in the beer car, a whistle, flashlight, and MASK or face covering.


Date: Thursday, September 17, 2020


Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!


Theme: The New Normal 5k – wear your typically unacceptable race attire.


Start Address: East end of Lakefront Trail in Bucktown (parking lot by the gazebo on US Coast Guard Road) GPS: 30.021454, -90.126084


Hare & Co-hares: Jackrophilia


Beer hare: NEEDED


Pre-Lube: Yo House 


On-After: Station 6 (Maybe until 10? Who knows.)


Dog Friendly: Yes. 


Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No. 


Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.1 Mile true trail for walkers and Turkeys. Eagle is TBD.


Trail is A to A

Trail #731 – Please Bring Honor To Us All

Y’all I am here to tell you that 2020 Mulan remake SUX. It did inspire me to rewatch the 1998 masterpiece which has given me STRENGTH. My reflections are all the person that I want to see and I hope yours are too. I want us to bring our best Mulan heat by wearing whatever brings honor to your family tree and keeps your father standing tall. Also, if honoring your family is not how you be your best self, then f*ck em. That’s how Mulan saved the Emperor (and China) and got a hot boyfriend. Gender fluidity encouraged on trail.


Bring: BYOB – Iced 6-pack which can be transported in the beer car, a whistle, flashlight, and MASK or face covering.


Date: Thursday, Sept. 10th, 2020


Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!


Theme: Please Bring Honor To Us All


Start Address: Park where Zachary Taylor Dr. meets Wisner Trail on the bayou – for GPS use 194 Zachary Taylor Dr, New Orleans, LA 70124


Hare & Co-hares: Tits Don’t Fit & JackOff the Rigor


Beer hare: Jewy Jewy Gang Bang


Pre-Lube: The Bayou


On-After: The Bayou


Dog Friendly: Yes.


Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? If you are running eagle you will want shiggy socks and a flashlight.


Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.2 miles Turkey / 6-7 miles Eagle


Trail is A to A

Trail #730 – Not All Heros Wear Capes

Not all heroes wear capes, hell some don’t even wear pants.  Most generally wear full body spandex, which thankfully leaves nothing to the imagination. The most important heroes we have found these days are those on the frontlines dealing with COVID and, locally, first responders and volunteers helping the victims of Hurricane Laura.  

For this reason, we will be collecting donations of food, water, fuel, PPE, and other supplies to send to Lake Charles and West Louisiana.  Come dressed as your favorite hero, whether already established or created by you, there are no wrong answers.  

Bring: a 6-pack (glass discouraged), a personal cooler, whistle, flashlight, and a mask.  Masks are required when not running.  

Date: Thursday, September 3rd

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00 PM GO!

Theme: Not All Heroes Wear Capes

Start Address: Mid City Yacht Club, 440 S St. Patrick St., New Orleans, LA 70119

Hare & Co-Hares: Just Carlos & Oui Oui

Beer Hare: Chicken Diddle

Pre-Lube: Figure It Out

On-After: (See Pre-Lube)

Dog-Friendly: Highly Recommended

Is a dry bag, shaggy gear, or anything else specific needed for trail? Maybe

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks). Turkey- 3-4 miles, Eagle 5 miles.

Trail is A to A

Trail #729 – The Boulevard of Broken Dreams 2020 Remix.

Bring: 6-pack (glass discouraged), a personal cooler, whistle, flashlight, and a mask. Masks must be worn while not running.


Date: Thursday, August 27th


Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!


Theme:The Boulevard of Broken Dreams 2020 Remix.

I walk a lonely road, or at least I did if I went into the quarter in April or May. and because it isn’t so lonely who knows how much longer this will go on.

Let’s face it, 2020 has been a kick in the crotch.  It is fun, it isn’t funny and it’s dangerous. 

So many events and gatherings had to be scrapped this year.  So much love lost.
In true punk rock style let us raise our middle fingers to this bastard of a year and dress for the even you want not the event you are at.

Miffed about St Pats?  Were you finally looking forward to a Cinco on taco Tuesday (But then comes the Revenge of the Sixth)? Worried that Halloween on a Saturday is going to be ruined?  What is going on with Football (at least there is rugby (go ‘Tahs))? Will there be a comicon?  What about Mardi Gras?  Has anyone seen my anti-axiety meds?

TL;DR – Come dressed for the event you wanted to go to this year but couldn’t or might not be able to.


Start Address: 2292 N Peters St. ( for absolutely no reason at all)


Hare & Co-hares: Oui Oui.


Beer hare: Queasodidher


Pre-Lube: Tailgate (by which I mean drink your own beers 6′ away from each other) in the area near start


On-After: Finish what beers you have left near where circle happened


Dog Friendly: sure


Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? not unless it rains, but it’s 2020, so prep for the worst.


Approx. -l-l-l–> length: (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks). 4 miles, 


Trail is A to A+.