The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 529 – Muses Trail – What’s Warm, In The Kitchen

SPECIAL NOTE:  TIME CHANGE!!!!  Hares away at 6:05pm Sharp!  Hounds away at 6:15pm Sharp!

Cum join the Voodoo Hash House Harriers in revelry as we celebrate carnival’s finest all-female parade – Muses!!!!  Don your most vibrant dresses, wigs and high heels, if you dare!  True trail will be just less than 2 miles, have no beer near and start early to avoid any logistical issues with the parade.  Stick around after circle to watch the parade. Bring plenty of beer as the caskets will be available for hasher use at the parade route.  Hope to see y’all at the Mardi Gras!

BRING: $1 (no coins please), 6-pack (NO GLASS! or more for the parade) Blinky beads, & noisemakers (whistles)

DATE: Thursday, February 23rd. 5:45 show, 6:15 Go. (Hares away at 6:05pm SHARP!!!!!!)

THEME: MUSES!!!!

START: 1901 St Charles Ave, New Orleans, LA 70130

HARES: What’s Warm?, In the Kitchen

BEER HARE: Enough Already!

Pre-Lube: NOLA Mardi Gras traffic jams

On After: Muses parade (probably around St. Mary and St. Charles by the AT&T store sidewalk side)

Dog friendly? No.  It is a law, dogs are not allowed within 200 yards of a parade route while the parade rolls and for one hour before or after.

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry 
bag etc): Nope.

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) Just less than 2 miles.  A to A+

Hash Announcements:

Feb 24 – 25 Mardi Gras Maddness with NOH3  

Friday night – Meet up at The Rusty Nail
(1100 Constance St, New Orleans, LA 70130)
4:30 Show / Go till ya blow
$10 for all the beer and N’awlins food you can put in yo belly

Saturday – Hash, costume contest, and parade watching.
Meet up at Duncan Plaza (by City Hall) 
(349 Loyola Ave, New Orleans, LA 70112)
10:00 Show / Noonish Go
$10 for lunch and all day beer

Feb 26 Crescent Shiggy Bacchus Bash – happening on the route

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Trail # 528 – Spare the Wood, Spoil the Hounds – Petrified Wood and Woody Poke Her

Valentine’s Day has come and gone, and if you didn’t get it in, take this opportunity to chase some Woods to make up for your previous lack of effort. There’s no theme this week since all you should be focused on is doing trail and chasing tail. There will be multiple beer stops for you to catch your breath and lay eyes on your hares to remind you of what you’re chasing. Keep your peepers peeled for some special surprises along the way that’ll help lower your inhibitions when you can’t catch us and have to take whatever leftovers are around. TRAIL IS A TO B, BUT THERE ARE SHUTTLES PROVIDED TO GET YOU BACK TO YOUR CAR AND ON-AFTER.

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, 6 February, 2017 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme:
Spare the Wood, Spoil the Hounds

Start:
Rendon Inn, 4501 Eve St, New Orleans, LA 70125

Hare and Co-Hares: Woody Poke Her, Petrified Wood

Beer Hare:
Jewy Jewy Gang Bang

Pre-Lube Location:
Rendon Inn 4501 Eve St, New Orleans, LA 70125

On-After Location:
Rendon Inn 4501 Eve St, New Orleans, LA 70125

Dog Friendly?: No

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail?  Bring a flashlight.

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc) TRAIL IS A TO B, THERE ARE MULTIPLE BEER STOPS, BRING ENOUGH BEER. There will be shuttles provided to get you back to on after.

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) ~5ish miles – Turkey/Eagle Splits or Walkers Trail will be available

Hash Announcements:

Feb 24 – 25 Mardi Gras Maddness with NOH3  

Friday night – Meet up at The Rusty Nail
(1100 Constance St, New Orleans, LA 70130)
4:30 Show / Go till ya blow
$10 for all the beer and N’awlins food you can put in yo belly

Saturday – Hash, costume contest, and parade watching.
Meet up at Duncan Plaza (by City Hall) 
(349 Loyola Ave, New Orleans, LA 70112)
10:00 Show / Noonish Go
$10 for lunch and all day beer

Feb 26 Crescent Shiggy Bacchus Bash – happening on the route

 

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Trail # 527 – Mardi Gras Boot Camp – Inside Voice, Saved by the Bush, CUMmuter

A’ight you filthy party animals, you think you got what it takes to party all Mardi Gras long with the big chiefs? Well I got news for you, you’re already late (Don’t argue Tidy Bowl lol). The good news is none of ya’ wankers have missed the big revelry. That means I’ve got one night to whoop ya’ll into shape. It’s gonna be a tough grueling trail, filled with the essence of Mardi Gras, good and bad. The more spirit of revelry you find the more likely you are to graduate Mardi Gras boot camp! So come put your mind, heart, and liver to the test. See if you’re just another muggle, or one of the few, the drunk, the hashy!

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, maybe a bag to stash shit in on trail. Anything you can think of that you consider a Mardi Gras essential. Extra beer, for extra beer near. Extra cash for planned on trail shenanigans.

Date: Thursday, Feb 9 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme: Mardi Gras Bootcamp

Start: (parking lot behind Always Lounge) 2240 Saint Claude Ave, New Orleans, LA 70117

Hare and Co-Hares: Inside Voice, Saved by the Bush, Cummuter, and possibly a few guest hares

Beer Hare: Under the Red Hot Poon

Pre-Lube Location: Kajuns 2256 Saint Claude Ave, New Orleans, LA 70117

On-After Location: Artisan Cafe ($3 beers, $4 wells, kitchen open till 11) 2514 Saint Claude Ave, New Orleans, LA 70117

Dog Friendly?:  No

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail?

Any specific info the pack may need? This is a scavenger hunt, consisting of all the hare brained things we could think of that represent Mardi Gras. Each runner/walker will be given a list. 1pt for picture of runner/walker with the items on list, 2pts if you can figure out a way to get it to circle. The top 2 will be rewarded. The bottom may get punished (hehehe, that sounds perverted). There is extra optional shenanigans planned through out the trail, so bring some extra cash. Also two BN. This is an A-A+ trail. Start (parking) on-in, and on-after are about 4 blocks away. Plan accordingly. Just like Mardi Gras you gotta figure this shit out.

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) 3.5 miles

Trail is A to A+ (4 blocks from start) separate walkers trail. Walkers will get less swag, and gimmes.

Hash Announcements:

Friday, Feb 10th Full Moon Hash – $5 start @ Cooter Browns  7:30 show

Feb 24 – 25 Mardi Gras Maddness with NOH3  

Friday night – Meet up at The Rusty Nail
(1100 Constance St, New Orleans, LA 70130)
4:30 Show / Go till ya blow
$10 for all the beer and N’awlins food you can put in yo belly

Saturday – Hash, costume contest, and parade watching.
Meet up at Duncan Plaza (by City Hall) 
(349 Loyola Ave, New Orleans, LA 70112)
10:00 Show / Noonish Go
$10 for lunch and all day beer

Feb 26 Crescent Shiggy Bacchus Bash – happening on the route 

 

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Trail # 526 – Groundhog Day – Scooba Steve and Shitty Titties

It’s Groundhog’s Day and this year we’re bringing our own shadows.  Hounds will pair up.  This is a great introductory hash for virgins before the Mardi Gras chaos.  Fabulous prizes (probably malt liquor) for dressing in twinsies! Sleeves of justice for solo runners!

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, 2/2/17 – 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme:
Groundhogs Day: Me and My Shadow

Start:  
Lawrence Square 900 Napoleon Ave, New Orleans, LA 70115

Hare and Co-Hares:
Scooba Steve, Shitty-Titties

Beer Hare:
BJ Tenderpussy

Pre-Lube Location:
Igor’s Buddha Belly  4437 Magazine St, New Orleans, LA 70115

On-After Location:
Miss Mae’s 4336 Magazine St, New Orleans, LA 70115
Dog Friendly?: Trail is, Bar isn’t
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? No gear, bring a friend because friendship is awesome! 

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) 4.1 miles
 
Trail is A to A, A to B, etc: A to A
 
Separate Walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split: Walkers follow trail.

Hash Announcements:

Awards this Week!  

Friday, Feb 10th Full Moon Hash – $5 start @ Cooter Browns  7:30 show

Feb 24 – 25 Mardi Gras Maddness with NOH3  

Friday night – Meet up at The Rusty Nail
(1100 Constance St, New Orleans, LA 70130)
4:30 Show / Go till ya blow
$10 for all the beer and N’awlins food you can put in yo belly

Saturday – Hash, costume contest, and parade watching.
Meet up at Duncan Plaza (by City Hall) 
(349 Loyola Ave, New Orleans, LA 70112)
10:00 Show / Noonish Go
$10 for lunch and all day beer
Feb 26 Crescent Shiggy Bacchus Bash – happening on the route – gun shots are extra

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Trail # 525 – Shitty Trail – Saved by the Bush, Dead Cell, Ur(in)e Circle

This week’s trail will be out of the city
Pussing out would be such a pitty
You get to drink beer
And sing some and jeer
When this trail is said to be shitty

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: January 26, 2017

Theme: Dress however you want to. More will be revealed at Chalk Talk….

 

Start:  Jefferson Playground. 4100 South Dr, New Orleans, LA 70121

Hare and Co-Hares: Saved by the Bush, DeadcellUr(in)e Circle

Beer Hare: Cock-A-Booty Boo

Pre-Lube Location: Rivershack Tavern. 3449 River Rd, Jefferson, LA 70121

On-After Location: Rivershack Tavern 3449 River Rd, Jefferson, LA 70121

Dog Friendly?: Trail: Yes. Bar: No.

 

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Nope

 

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc) Pay attention to Chalk Talk!

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) 5 miles
Trail is A to A, A to B, etc:  A to A
 
Separate Walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split: Yes. There will be a Turkey Trail and an Eagle Trail

Hash Announcements:

Awards Next Week!  Feb 2nd. 

Feb 24 – 25 Mardi Gras Maddness with NOH3  

Friday night – Meet up at The Rusty Nail
(1100 Constance St, New Orleans, LA 70130)
4:30 Sheaux / Geaux till ya bleaux
$10 for all the beer and Nawlins food you can put in yo belly

Saturday – Hash, costume contest and peerade watching.
Meet up at Duncan Plaza (by City Hall) 
(349 Loyola Ave, New Orleans, LA 70112)
10:00 Sheaux / Noonish Geaux
$10 for lunch and all day beer
Feb 26 Crescent Shiggy Bacchus Bash – happening on the route – gun shots are extra

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