The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 551 – Welcome to Boot Camp – Sir Yacksalot

Twenty-five years ago, Sir Yacksalot stepped foot on those yellow footprints at a wonderful island resort in South Carolina.  To celebrate, he’s taking you maggots on a nice little hike.  This won’t be your run of the mill trail, as y’all will have to carry extra weight, work as a team, and navigate to the checkpoints to find beer near.  And to top it all off, looks like it’s gonna be a little wet.

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

        Date: Thursday, 22 June. 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme: Welcome to Boot Camp!!

Start:  Peristyle at City Park Dreyfous Dr, New Orleans, LA 70124

Hare and Co-Hares: Sir Yacksalot

Beer Hare: Fucked By Mapquest

Pre-Lube Location: Mick’s Irish Pub (4801 Bienville St, New Orleans, LA 70119)

On-After Location: Mick’s Irish Pub (4801 Bienville St, New Orleans, LA 70119)

Dog Friendly?: Trail, yes.  On after…… Not sure.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Supposed to pour down rain TuesdayThursday, your call on a dry bag……..  Might recommend a boat.

Any specific info the pack may need? Flashlight, shiggy socks, positive attitude (hey, it’s boot camp!!)

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc)   2-3 miles (yes a short trail)

Trail is A to A

Separate Walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split: No (short trail)

Hash Announcements:

Crescent Shiggy Grand Isle Trail – June 25th $5 extra for food fixins and beer for the beach after party

Baton Rouge H3 Trail: July 8th 2 pm.  More details to cum

NOH3 Red Dress Run – August 12 – Rego Here! 

 

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Trail # 550 – 5th Anal Life Aquatic Hash – Pussy Whisker, KW3, CUM muter, and Scouts On Her

Join team zissou! Bring your interns and sense of underwater adventure on the 5th anal Life Aquatic Pussy Whisker Hash. We hunt the leopard shark, elusive and deadly in its beauty. We will work through our daddy issues. Attire is Team Zissou blue jump suits and red caps, unless your a intern(virgin) or you can go topless! Just watch out for pirates…

Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6-Pak (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, TOWEL

Start: Maison de Macarty 3820 Burgundy St, New Orleans, LA 70117

Hare and Co-Hares: Pussy Whisker, KW3, Cummuter, Scouts On Her

Beer Hare: I’m a Delicate Fucking Flower

Pre-Lube Location: Bar Redux 801 Poland Ave, New Orleans, LA 70117

On-After Location: Maison de Macarty for Pool Party 3820 Burgundy St, New Orleans, LA 70117

Dog Friendly?: Absolutely not.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Dry bag will be needed and a swim suit, if you’re modest.

!!Special Note!!**** – On after pool party at Maison de Macarty is clothing optional, however, no glitter or weird shit. Bed and Breakfast is close personal friends of Pussy Whisker. Be respectful of noise levels, be respectful of the space. Pussy Whisker, Scouts on Her, and the owners of the B&B will ask problem hashers to leave.

There is an honor bar. I recommend bringing a bottle of liqour to enjoy and potentially leave with the B & B owners if you anticipate imbibing in the honor bar. Otherwise feel free to bring more than the prerequisite six pack of beer.

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) 4 miles

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc: A to A

Separate Walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split: Runner trail, walker trail, esteban trail.

Hash Announcements

Crescent Shiggy Grand Isle Trail – June 25th $5 extra for food fixins and beer for the beach after party

NOH3 Red Dress Run – August 12 – Rego Here! 

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Trail # 549 – 5th Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show – Clitoria’s Secret, Scouts On Her, KW3

It is time once again to strut your stuff at the 5th Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion show! Young, old, fat, skinny, man, woman, doesn’t matter. We want to see you in lingerie.  So dust off your wings and own that catwalk!

Bring: $1 (no coins), Vessel – WE PROVIDE THE BEER THIS WEEK! Flashlight, Whistle

Date: Thursday, June 8th 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme: 5th Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Start: Duncan Plaza (corner of Perdido and Loyola) 331 Loyola Ave, New Orleans, LA 70112

Hare and Co-Hares: Clitoria’s Secret, Scouts On Her, KW3

Beer Hare: Ur(in)e Circle

Pre-Lube Location: Walk Ons  1009 Poydras St, New Orleans, LA 70112

On-After Location: Cajun Mikes 116 Baronne St, New Orleans, LA 70112

Dog Friendly?: If they’re wearing something sexy

Trail is A to A ~ 4 miles – Walkers follow trail

Hash Announcements

Mismangement Erections are this week!
Nola Full Moon Trail is June 9th  7 SHOW/ 7:30 GO!!! Start: 1001 Harrison Avenue  NOT DOG FRIENDLY! $5 hash!

Crescent Shiggy Grand Isle Trail – June 25th $5 extra for food fixins and beer for the beach after party
NOH3 Red Dress Run – August 12 – Rego Here! 

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Trail # 548 – Luchador Championship Challenge – Cockness Monster, KW3, Fuck a Bear, Quesa Did Her, and Shitler’s List

Luchador Championship Challenge – Think you’re tough?  Hablas Espanol?  Think you can beat the best?  Then come to the Voodoo Hash and test your wrestling mettle against 6, that’s right! 6 Luchadors.  Each Luchador has their own special challenge.  You must win 5 matches to qualify for the final Battle for the Belt!  Yes, the grand prize is a championship wrestling belt.  Come out in mask and tights to give your all and prove your worthiness.

Challenge Rules:
*First and foremost only runners can challenge a luchador, or if you’re in theme aka a mask and/or wrestling outfit. However if you walk you may miss a challenge.
*Can’t zen to win. The luchadores can deny your challenge if you zen, IME!
*Each Luchador will have a token to be earned by completing a challenge.
*Each luchador will have their own challenge and rules.
*You must receive 5 tokens before you qualify for the final Match, earned by any means necessary.
*Any person with a token can also use them to sub any walker or none themed hasher for drinking and punishment in circle.
*Final match will be at circle.
*Lastly, its man drama wrestling so bending the rules are acceptable behavior, as long as it is overly dramatic. Master Of Ceremonies has final say in all matches.

Bring: $1 (no coins), Vessel – WE PROVIDE THE BEER THIS WEEK! Flashlight, Whistle

Start and End: Field at Toulouse and N Jefferson Davis parkway 3534 Toulouse St, New Orleans, LA 70119

Pre-lube and On After: Bayou Beer Garden/Wine Garden 326 N Jefferson Davis Pkwy, New Orleans, LA 70119

(Hares) Luchador liebres – Monstruo de Pollo Ness, K. Piqueñito Piqueñito, Sexo Oso, Meirda Hitler, y Quesa-hizo ella.

(Beer Hare) Luchadora liebres Cerveza –  Coño Bigote

(Master of Ceremonies) Luchador Locutor – Que Calentar

Bring a change of clothes for true challengers!

Dog Friendly enough

Trail is A-A, 3 mile TT with 5 challenges

Prepare for weather

Hash Announcements

Mismangement Nominations are OPEN!  Email your Nominations to UnderCummer@gmail.com by Friday!

Erections will be at the June 8th Trail

Nola Full Moon Trail is June 9th

NOH3 Red Dress Run – August 12 – Rego Here! 

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Trail # 542 – BDSM Dungeons and Dragons – Scuba Steve, Just Natalie, No-Cuntrol

This week’s trail delves into the deepest, darkest dungeons in New Orleans!  No, not the tomb of the lich king, the other-other type of dungeon.  Dare ye be brave enough to escape the bondage of these ancients establishments?  Strap on your +4 kilt of protection, venture forth with your fellow nerds and demonstrate epic feats of hashing for glorious trail treasures!

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, 5/25/17 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme: BDSM Dungeons and Dragons

Start: Duncan Plaza 331 Loyola Ave, New Orleans, LA 70112 (Gravier Street Side)

Hare and Co-Hares: Scuba Steve, Just Natalie, No-Cuntrol

Beer Hare: Just Steve

Pre-Lube Location: Handsome Willy’s 218 S Robertson St, New Orleans, LA 70112

On-After Location: Handsome Willy’s  218 S Robertson St, New Orleans, LA 70112

Dog Friendly?: Yes

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? no

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc) DO NOT Park in the lot across from Handsome Willie’s without paying!!! You WILL get booted!

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) 3.5 miles

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc: A to A

Separate Walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split: Walkers Trail

Hash Announcements

Mismangement Nominations are OPEN!  Email your Nominations to UnderCummer@gmail.com

Erections will be at the June 8th Trail

Voodoo Camp out is this weekend!!!! May 26 – 28th.  Rego Here! 

Nola Full Moon Trail is June 9th

NOH3 Red Dress Run – August 12 – Rego Here! 

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