The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #587 – “2nd Anal Voodoo Eats Out” – ¿Quesa-Did-Her?, Iceman Thumbeth, Scooba Steve, What’s Warm, & Cock-a-Booty-Boo

The New Orleans Voodoo Hash House Harriers request the honor of your presence at the Second Anal Voodoo Eats Out trail, a progressive four-course meal with appertifs and after-dinner cordials to be held under the ancient oaks of Mid City. Formal attire requested; RSVP not required.

 

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, Feb 22, 2017

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: 2nd Anal Voodoo Eats Out

Start Address: Easton Playground (3141 Toulouse St, New Orleans, LA 70119)

Hare & Co-hares: ¿Quesa-did-her? The Iceman Thumbeth, Scooba Steve

Bread hare: What’s Warm

Dessert hare: Cock-a-booty-boo

Beer hare: Twater Sports

Pre-Lube: Pal’s Lounge (949 N Rendon St, New Orleans, LA 70119)

On-After: Pal’s Lounge (949 N Rendon St, New Orleans, LA 70119)

Dog Friendly: No

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No.

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: Diners will be treated to luxurious turkey-eagle splits on both halves of trail. The walkers’ trail may be enjoyed for 3 miles, while the runners will indulge for approximately 4.5.

Trail is A to A+

Trail #586 “Fuck Themes” – Squirt & Shitty Titties

I’m drunk ATM, wish I could come up with a witty post Mardi Gras/Valenash Wednesdaytheme, but fuck a theme. So the theme is…
Fuck you guys. And themes. Wear your ashes and guilt from all the things done during Mardi Gras. Runners turn on GPS tracking because trail is a piece of art. Start is at Tydor Park, which is really just an empty dirt lot, because fuck you. (Esplanade and Henriette Delille.)
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, Feb 15, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Fuck Themes
Start Address: Field at Esplanade and Henriette Delille St., New Orleans, LA 70116
Hare & Co-hares: Squirt & Shitty Titties
Beer hare: TBD
Pre-Lube: Sidney’s Saloon (1200 St. Bernard Ave., NOLA 70116)
On-After: Buffa’s (1001) Esplanade Ave., NOLA 70116
Dog Friendly: Yes, the more bitches the better
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Only if you’re bad at directions.
 
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: ?
 
Trail is A to A

Trail #585 – “Anal Muses Trail” – What’s Warm & In The Kitchen

**PLEASE NOTE THE TIME CHANGE! 6:00PM HARES AWAY, 6:15 HOUNDS AWAY!! THIS IS NOT NEGOTIABLE.**

 Sing in me, Muse, and through me tell the story

of the hashers skilled in all ways of haring,

the duo, planning for weeks on end,

after they secured the day of the P-rade at hare raising.

They scouted the streets and learned the best route,

and weathered many bitter nights and days

of glittering shoes, while they fought only

to have the hounds actually find the fucking things this year.

But not by will nor valor could they save them (the hounds),

for their own recklessness destroyed them all –

children and fools, they drank the beer in excess

(because you should bring extra beer to the route for the parade),

and fell to the hangover on the day after the hash.

But the night was grand and in the spirit of Mardi Gras

And iron will, the hounds and hares will run again.

 

Of these adventures, Muse, daughter of Zeus,

tell us in our time, lift the great hash song again.

– The Invocation of the Muse, Homer [edited]

 

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, your Mardi Gras game face

Date: Thursday, Feb 8, 2017

Time: 5:45pm show, 6:15pm GO! This time is SHARP.

Theme: **MUSES** Trail

Start Address: Tits Don’t Fit’s House (1711 2nd St., New Orleans, LA 70113)

Hare & Co-hares: What’s Warm & In the Kitchen

Beer hare: Needs More Insemination

Pre-Lube: Igor’s Lounge, 2133 St. Charles Ave, New Orleans, LA 70130

On-After: Step outside and watch THE P-RADE – (Note: TDF’s front porch, courtyard, and bathroom will be available BEFORE TRAIL & DURING CIRCLE. I let the 4 other apartments know we will be singing loudly and partying. I’ll also have a beer pong table set up, but please know the gate locks and ALL BELONGINGS NEED TO BE TAKEN by the time the pack moves to St. Charles. I will NOT have the gate/my apartment open during the parade for peeing as I can’t commit to hanging around and don’t want to give keys out. Thank you, thank you, thank you for respecting this.)

Dog Friendly: It pains me to write this, but no. :C

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? The Mardi Gras spirit

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: T/E split, walkers 1.0 miles, runners 2.0-2.5 miles

 

Trail is A to A

Trail #584 – “Roman Showers’ Wine Bacchanalia” – Roman Showers & Missionary

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, Feb. 1, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Roman Shower’s wine Bacchanalia
Start Address: 1142 Margaret Pl, New Orleans, LA 70130
Hare & Co-hares: Roman Showers, Missionary
Beer hare: Needs More Insemination
Shot hares: Whoredini, Quesadidher
Pre-Lube: Circle Bar – 1032 St Charles Ave, New Orleans, LA 70130
On-After: The Rusty Nail – 1100 Constance St, New Orleans, LA 70130
Dog Friendly: Yes
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail?
Your toga, or Roman/Greek costume, and your running sandals. Also a thirst for wine!
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: Trail will be short and sweet like your hare 🐰. Walkers trail is almost exactly 3 miles.
 
Trail is A to A

Trail #583 – “The Wizard of Oz” Whordini & Woody Poke Her

We’re not in Kansas anymore, so let’s go somewhere over the rainbow and follow the yellow brick road to more beer. Costumes are highly encouraged, bonus points for flying monkeys.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, Jan. 25, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: The Wizard of Oz
Start Address: Woldenberg Park (meet near 310 N. Front Street, New Orleans, LA 70130)

 

Hare & Co-hares: Whordini & Woody Poke Her
Beer hare: Twatter Sports
Pre-Lube: Ryan’s Pub (241 Decatur St., New Orleans, LA 70130)
On-After: Industry Bar (240 Decatur St., New Orleans, LA 70130)
Dog Friendly: Sorry Toto, no go!

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Please bring $4 exact change (in addition to $1 Hash Cash) if you plan to do EAGLE SPLIT. Everyone should bring ENOUGH BEER FOR 2 BNs ….also a Brain, a Heart, and some Courage.

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: Trail is approx. 4.5 miles, there will be a Turkey/Eagle split. See note above about $4 for Racist Eagle Running Mutha F*ckas.

Trail is A to A+