Posted November 17th, 2019 by hareraiser
Congratulations, you’re [probably] part of the 76% of Americans who forget to stretch before doing any physical activity. It’s that time once again– it’s the Thursday before Thanksgiving, so let’s hustle before everyone just literally stops caring about their health. Come join us at the ~FOURTH ANAL HEAVYWEIGHTS FAT CAMP HASH~. This year we head to Old Metairie on a trail to whip you into shape. Like any good camper knows, contraband abounds, so catch up with your Chipmunk Bunk, find your treats on trail and maybe break a sweat- after this trail, you’ll eat success for breakfast (with skim milk).
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), hustle, whistle, flashlight (highly recommend)
Date: Thursday, November 21, 2019
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Fat Camp IV: Come On You Devil Log!
Start Address: Fat Boy’s Pizza (2565 Metairie Rd, 70001)
Hare & Co-hares: Petrified Wood & In the Kitchen
Beer hare: TBD
Pre-Lube: Martine’s Lounge (2347 Metairie Rd, 70001)
On-After: Martine’s Lounge (2347 Metairie Rd, 70001)
Dog Friendly: Trail-yes, on after- no.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Perkisystems uniform (your parents will be billed automatically), hustle, deli meats
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 miles
Posted November 8th, 2019 by hareraiser
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, 11/14
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: A run to Movember, a tribute to what’s in our Butts.
So yeah, men are big, smelly, loud, boorish, jerks who wreck up just about every planet they are in charge of. But some men are kinda your friends.
With that in mind, we prostate ourselves before the mercy of the hash and ask that you come out to help raise money for the research in protecting the greatest joke god ever played on cis gendered phobic dudes.
To head (that’s right I said it) off the next question: how am I supposed to costume for that?
– Grow a Mo (and join the team)
– Dress as some guy you look up to/ respect / like (don’t dress as yourself you phuqing narcissist) / don’t hate (yeah, the bar is pretty low)
– Come dressed as, or representing, the medical staff who’s job it is to explore the place where the sun doesn’t shine (unless you are into the whole hole tanning thing, in which case, good for you, enjoy your kink)
Of course, you could always just come as the ass you are.
Start Address: 1801 St Louis St (Lafitte Greenway)
Hare & Co-hares: Oui Oui, Intense Pee & Gayze (the man see more prostates than anyone)
Beer hare: Whoredini
Pre-Lube: Fharmacy
On-After: ATM it’s TBD
Dog Friendly: I don’t believe Fharmacy is, buut on after is up in the air, so… could be?
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nah
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 miles
Posted November 2nd, 2019 by hareraiser
“Why must I feel like that? Why must I chase the cat? Nothin’ but the dog in me”
Voodoo has gone to the dogs (again apparently), so grab man’s best friend and bring them to trail. It’s b.y.o.d. and all puppers, doggos, floofers, and borkers are welcome. Got and old/lazy dog? I’m bringing my wagon so their lazy bones don’t even have to walk. There will also be dog beer and treats.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight (Seriously bring a flashlight)
Date: Thursday, 11/7
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Doggy Style 🐶🐾🐩
Start Address: Canal Blvd & Rosedale Dr
Hare & Co-hares: Snitch Bitch, Roman Showers, Woody Pokeher
Beer hare: In The Kitchen
Pre-Lube: The Bulldog, Mid-City
5135 Canal Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70124
Happy hour till 7pm
On-After: The Bulldog, Mid-City
5135 Canal Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70124
$2 off all local pitchers and also our brewery of the month
Dog Friendly: Excessively so
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Poop bags and a flashlight
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 miles
Trail is A to A, A to A+
Posted October 27th, 2019 by hareraiser
Black Dress, a Voodoo H3 tradition, is the same day as All Saints’ Day. Tradition for the holiday, which is also called Hallow’s Day, is one of three days meant to celebrate the deceased. Come on out, don your finest black attire, and follow trail to pay your respects (flowers and candles are customary) with Voodoo H3 on a quiet and dark Friday in Mid-City.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Friday, November 1, 2019
Theme: Black Dress
Start Address: Evangeline Lounge (4501 Toulouse St)
Hare & Co-hares: In the Kitchen & The Iceman Thumbeth
Beer hare: Tidy Bowl Man
Pre-Lube: Evangeline Lounge (4501 Toulouse St)
On-After: Evangeline Lounge (4501 Toulouse St)
Dog Friendly: No, sorry!
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Black dress, flowers, candles
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: ~3 miles
Trail is A to A-ish
Posted October 26th, 2019 by hareraiser
Voodoo Hash House Harriers
Trail #685
Thursday, October 31
6:30 pm show/ 7 pm go!
Theme: Vanilla Ice & Nick “the dick” Saban’s birthday ………and Halloween
Prelube: Love Lost Lounge
Start: 2529 Dauphine Street, NOLA
On after: TBA
Hares: Petrified Wood, CUM muter, Chum Dumpster & Just Caitlin
Beer hare: Snatch Shot
CUM dressed as a 90’s throwback, Alabama fan, Popeye or other Westbank woadie or just ya tried and true Halloween costume! There will be tricks & treats on trail!
Trail is A to A+
