Posted September 28th, 2016 by hareraiser
Prepare to get your whine on…it’s the butt hurt trail…no costume, no theme, glass encouraged..(snicker), no meat in the snack kitty, shiggy (urban and real), water ..lots of mosquitoes ……..and shocker, no walker’s trail……
Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight and a bad attitude
Date: Thursday, Sept. 29 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go!
Theme: If you ain’t butt hurt, you ain’t been on trail
Start: Stallings Playground, Lapeyrouse St side 1600 Gentilly Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70119
Hare and Co-Hares: IHOV and Dead Cell
Beer Hare: Pussy Whisker
Pre-Lube Location: Seahorse Saloon,1648 Gentilly Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70119
On-After Location: Jockey Pub,1841 Gentilly Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70119
Dog Friendly?: If they like skeeters, shiggy and water
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Bug spray…..most definitely. head lamp or torch,….shiggy socks..yeah, bug spray..yes Slam you too, butt hurt report
Any specific info the pack may need? BUG SPRAY
Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) : 4 ish miles
Trail is A to A*
Separate Walkers trail? Turkey/Eagle split: Nope and nope..there will be water.. there will be some blood suckin’ bugs…..for all! Walkers may be cut a break in the end…but probably not 😊
Hash Announcements:
Awards will be October 6th
Mobile Red Dress Run October 7-9th Rego Here!
2nd Anal Pink Dress Run is October 13th! Bring a $5 for this year’s charity patch
– $$ goes to American Cancer Society for Breast Cancer.
Crescent Shiggy Jazz Funeral – October 21 -23rd Rego Here! Price goes up Oct 1!
Tags: Dead Cell, Gentilly, IHOV, Seahorse Saloon, Stallings Playground
Posted September 20th, 2016 by hareraiser
Since nobody wanted to pick up trail this week, get ready for another awesome trail on the parish line! Join your guides Petrified Wood and Shitler’s List for a scenic tour of New Orleans and Arabi. Be sure to bring your selfie sticks, you won’t want to miss a photo during this trail, packed with (mild) shiggy and two opportunities to stop with your friends on trail.
Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, September 22, 2016, 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go
Theme: Fucking Tourists
Start: Gearald’s Donut & Burger 6901 St Claude Ave, Arabi, LA 70032 (Actually right behind on Aycock St.)
Hare and Co-Hares: Petrified Wood, Shitler’s List
Beer Hare: Shitty Titties
Pre-Lube Location: Pirogues Whiskey Bayou, 6940 Saint Claude Ave, Arabi, LA 70032
On-After Location: Pirogues Whiskey Bayou, 6940 Saint Claude Ave, Arabi, LA 70032
Dog Friendly?: Nope
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Cover those legs
Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc) 2 BN, so bring extra beer
Approximate Length of True Trail: 4.6 miles
Hash Announcements:
Mobile Red Dress Run October 7-9th Rego Here!
2nd Anal Pink Dress Run is October 13th! Bring a $5 for this year’s charity patch
– $$ goes to American Cancer Society for Breast Cancer.
Crescent Shiggy Jazz Funeral – October 21 -23rd Rego Here!
Tags: Arabi, Petrified Wood, Pirogues Whisky Bar, Shitler's List
Posted September 13th, 2016 by hareraiser
Two hashers have been infected by a virus (was it in the blood in the casket from last trail that wounded some unlucky hasher? Maybe, we will never know). Can you track down these hashers turned zombie queens in order to secure the city? Wear your best zombie hunting gear and bring your survival skills as you hunt through cemeteries and over bayous. Along the way, make sure to search for special immunity potions and antidotes. Attire: Boy Scout or soldier attire, anything you might hunt zombies in…
Pre hunt meal: Homedale offers $15 steak plate from 5 to 9 (or until meat lasts) filet, baked potato, and corn, so come early to get your meat before the hunt.
Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, September 15, 2016. 6:30 show, 7 pm go.
Theme: Hunt for the Zombie Queens
Start: Homedale Inn Bar, 618 Homedale St, New Orleans, LA 70124
Hare and Co-Hares: Just Jesse (Virgin lay) and CUM muter
Beer Hare: Cock a Booty Boo
Pre-Lube Location: Homedale Inn Bar 618 Homedale St, New Orleans, LA 70124
On-After Location: Homedale Inn Bar 618 Homedale St, New Orleans, LA 70124
Dog Friendly?: no
Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc): Bring enough beer for two beer stops, it’s gonna be a long night hunting those zombies
Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) 5.2 miles
Trail is A to A, A to B, etc: A to A
Separate Walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split: Walkers follow trail
Tags: Cum Muter, Homedale Bar, Zombies
Posted September 5th, 2016 by hareraiser
Now won’t you wobble wobble
Let me see you shake it, shake it
Now won’t you drop it, drop it
Ohh, take it, take it
We them 504 Boyz, huh, we them 504 Boyz
Dial it up wankers. Five Oh Four in dah house. Cum, run, and drink with your Voodoo in any New Orleans themed outfit.
Bring: $1 (no coins), 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight
Tags: Boudreaux's Butt Paste, CBD, Duncan Plaza, Handsome Willy's
Posted August 28th, 2016 by hareraiser
You guessed it folks! September is here, and if going back to school wasn’t enough, here is a month of worrying about your house flooding to go with it! But fear not, Scouts on Her will show you how to float down canal with out a care, and how to stay wet in all the right ways! So put on you best “oh shit where is the family dog” outfit and come learn how to make it through this years most fun month!
Bring: $1 (no coins), 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight, a platoon of Texas national guard
Date: Thursday, 1 September 2016 – 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go
Theme: Scouts’ Guide to Hurricane Preparedness
Start: C-anal and Jeff Davis 3340 Canal St, New Orleans, LA 70119 (ish)
Hare and Co-Hares: Scouts On Her
Beer Hare: Ur(in)e Circle
Pre-Lube Location: Holy Ground 3340 Canal St, New Orleans, LA 70119
On-After Location: Bayou Beer Garden 326 N Jefferson Davis Pkwy, New Orleans, LA 70119
Dog Friendly?: just as much as a hurricane can be
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail?
Any specific info the pack may need?
Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc)
Trail is A to A, A to B, etc: A to A
Hash Announcements:
Awards are this week
Mobile Red Dress Run October 7-9th Rego Here!
Tags: Holy Ground, Hurricane Prep, Mid-City, Scouts on Her
