The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 518 – Anti-Holiday – Petrified Wood, Shiltler’s List, and Chum Dumpster

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It’s that time of year again where people are merry and bright and they can all suck it. Come plan to steal whatever winter holiday you don’t want to celebrate with master masterminds Chum Dumpster and Petrified Wood over several beers or something.

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: 12/8/2016 – 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go!

Theme: NO.

Start: Corner of Aycock and Pontalba 199 Aycock St, Arabi, LA 70032

Hare and Co-Hares: Petrified Wood, Chum Dumpster

Beer Hare: BJ Tenderpussy

Pre-Lube Location: Old Arabi Bar 6701 N Peters St, Arabi, LA 70032 /40 Arpent (If the taproom is open) 6809 N Peters St, Arabi, LA 70032

On-After Location: Pirogue’s Whiskey Bayou 6940 Saint Claude Ave, Arabi, LA 70032

Dog Friendly?: Nope

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? BRING A FLASHLIGHT AND A WHISTLE, cover your legs. DO NOT bring holiday cheer.

Any specific info the pack may need? There will be shiggy

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc): 5.4 miles

Trail is A to A+

There will be a separate walkers trail marked by a Turkey/Eagle

Hash Announcements:

NOH3 Christmas Party December 2 at the New Orleans Yacht Club

Full Moon Trail December 9 $5  6:30pm SHOW! 7:00pm GO! Start: Corner of Marigny Street & Stephen Girard Street

Very Bad Santa Crawl  Dec 10th – French Quarter – not a hash event but a lot of hashers doing it

Voodoo Holiday Party – Dec 14th 7 pm @ the Rusty Nail (potluck – so bring a dish) also Hash Erections and LIVE Hareraising for February – April!

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Trail # 517 – Crap, It’s Christmas Time Again – CUM muter & Scuba Steve

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Since it’s supposed to be the “season of peace”, let’s make things easy on everyone. Attire: Elves, Santa, 8 lb. 6 oz. newborn baby Jesus, crappy Christmas sweaters, just tinsel and balls, whore in the drawer……use your imagination or don’t. There will be libations and special checks along the way to get you geared up to seeing that creepy uncle.

Bring: $1 (no coins), 6 pack (glass discouraged), Whistle, Flashlight

Date: Thursday, December 1 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Start: Pink Street Bar: 201 Aris Ave, Metairie, LA 70005

Hares: CUM muter & Scuba Steve

Beer Hare: Shitty Titties

Pre-Lube Location: Pink Street Bar: 201 Aris Ave, Metairie, LA 70005

On-After Location: Pink Street Bar: 201 Aris Ave, Metairie, LA 70005

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail?  Flashlight, whistle, dare I say Christmas spirit, FLASHLIGHT!!

Dog Friendly?: NO DOGS!

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc)  Mild Shiggy.

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) ~3.5 miles

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc: A to A+

Separate Walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split: Turkey/Eagle Splits.

Hash Announcements:

NOH3 Christmas Party December 2 at the New Orleans Yacht Club

Very Bad Santa Crawl  Dec 10th – French Quarter – not a hash event but a lot of hashers doing it

Voodoo Holiday Party – Dec 14th 7 pm @ the Rusty Nail (potluck – so bring a dish) also Hash Erections and LIVE Hareraising for February – April!

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Trail # 516 – The Hare’s an Asshole – Sir Yacksalot

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Yes, I’m going to make all of you wankers run a trail after you’ve stuffed your faces with your Thanksgiving dinners.   The trail may or may not be short, it may or may not have copious amounts of YBF’s, checks, check backs, and other shitty stuff.  For the non-hackers, Beer Near will be very close to the start, so y’all can call it quits if you can’t hang!!
Date: Thursday 24 Nov, 6:30 Show 7 pm Go – just head over when you have had enough “family time”

Theme: The Hare’s an Asshole!! 

Start: 6066 General Diaz St New Orleans, LA 70124

Hare and Co-Hares: Sir Yacksalot

Beer Hare: The Hare

Pre-Lube Location:  6066 General Diaz St New Orleans, LA 70124

On-After Location:  6066 General Diaz St New Orleans, LA 70124

Dog Friendly?: No.
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Heard there’s a hot tub at IME’s.

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc)  Flashlight

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) 3 Miles (Maybe???)

Hash Announcements:

Voodoo Hashgiving Nov 24th @ IMEs house 12 pm kitchen opens, 3 pm chow down, Trail show at 6:30

NOH3 Christmas Party December 2 at the New Orleans Yacht Club

Very Bad Santa Crawl  Dec 10th – French Quarter – not a hash event but a lot of hashers doing it

Voodoo Holiday Party – Dec 14th 7 pm @ the Rusty Nail (potluck – so bring a dish) also Hash Erections

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Trail # 515 – 2nd Anal Fat Camp – In the Kitchen, Petrified Wood, Jackrophiliac

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It’s that time once again– it’s the Thursday before Thanksgiving, so let’s hustle before everyone just literally stops caring about their health. Come join us at the ~SECOND ANAL FAT CAMP HASH~. This year we head to the Lower Garden District on a trail to whip y’all into shape, lovingly laid by Fat Camp counselors In the Kitchen, Petrified Wood, and Jackrophiliac. Like any good camper knows, contraband abounds, so catch up with your Chipmunk Bunk, find your treats on trail, maybe break a sweat, then meet up with us on-after to watch some real athletes do their thing for the Thursday night Saints game.

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, November 17 2016 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme: Second Anal Fat Camp

Start: Dat Dog– Magazine (3336 Magazine St, New Orleans, LA 70115)

Hare and Co-Hares: In the Kitchen, Petrified Wood & Jackrophiliac

Beer Hare: BJ Tenderpussy

Pre-Lube Location: Dat Dog Magazine (3336 Magazine St, New Orleans, LA 70115)

On-After Location: Balcony Bar (3201 Magazine St, New Orleans, LA 70115)

Dog Friendly?: If you mean hot dogs, then yes.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Your appetite, hustle

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc) Not really, no.

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) ~3.5 miles

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc: A to A+

Separate Walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split: Potentially, if only to finish up more quickly so we can watch dat Saints game.

Hash Announcements:

NOH3  HASHGIVING November 20th at Only Oral’s on the Wank – pot luck & NOH3 Anal Erections.

Voodoo Hashgiving Nov 24th @ IMEs house 12 kitchen opens, 3 pm chow down, Trail at 6:30

NOH3 Christmas Party December 2 at the New Orleans Yacht Club

Very Bad Santa Crawl  Dec 10th – French Quarter – not a hash event but a lot of hashers doing it

Voodoo Holiday Party – Dec 14th 7 pm @ the Rusty Nail (potluck – so bring a dish) also Hash Erections

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Trail # 514 – Military Appreciation – Shitty Titties and Sir Yaksalot

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Ass-hole, Ass-hole, A soldier I will be!  It’s the Marine Corps 241st birthday and Veteran’s Day eve.  We know you wankers love your military hashers and muggles.  Join your resident veteran hares Shitty Titties and Sir Yaks A Lot for an extra shitty trail through the Garden District.  Be sure to show your support by wearing your skimpiest military attire and accessories.  You may want to show up with a fresh liver as well as there is rumor of libations on trail.  Now…drop and give me 69!  Hooah!

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, a fresh liver

Date:  Thursday, November 10, 2016, 6:30 show, 7 pm go

Theme:  Military appreciation

Start:  Coliseum Square (corner of Camp St. and Race St.) 1401 Camp St, New Orleans, LA 70130

Hare and Co-Hares:  Shitty Titties and Sir Yaks A Lot

Beer Hare: Cock a Booty Boo

Other Hares:  CUMmuter and In The Kitchen

Pre-Lube Location:  Rusty Nail (1100 Constance St, New Orleans, LA 70130)

On-After Location:  Avenue Pub (1732 Saint Charles Ave, New Orleans, LA 70130)

Dog Friendly?:  yes

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Negative

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc) Negative

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) 3 miles

 

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc:  A to A

 

Separate Walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split:  Negative

Hash Announcements:

Hareraising for December and January – November 9th at High Noon!

Full Moon Hash – November 11th Start: Duncan Plaza (343 Loyola Ave) 7 pm Show, 7:30 Go $5 hash cash; Wear Camo!

Voodoo Holiday Party – Dec 14th 7 pm @ the Rusty Nail (potluck – so bring a dish) also Hash Erections

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