The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #564 – “Femmes Fatales” – The Iceman Thumbeth, Mr. hED, and Banana Slit

This week’s trail is a celebration of women! Your four harrierettes have planned a kick ass trail of female empowerment with themed shot stops along the way. Come dressed as your favorite female archetype, character, or role model. Or you can just come dressed as your favorite woman (We know you all already own dresses). Come out and show your love for bad ass bitches.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, Sept. 21, 2017

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: Femmes Fatales

Start Address: St. Louis and N Bernadotte (500 N Bernadotte, right by Second Line)

Hare & Co-hares: The Iceman Thumbeth, Mr. Hed and Banana Slit

Beer hare: Just Noel

Pre-Lube: Second Line (433 N Bernadotte St, New Orleans, LA 70119)

On-After: Mick’s (4801 Bienville Ave, New Orleans, LA 70119)

Dog Friendly: Sure. Ladies love bitches

 

 

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Bring a headlamp! It makes hashing exponentially easier.

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 miles for Runners. 3 miles for Walkers. There will be Turkey/Eagle splits.

Trail is A to A

 

HASH ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Idk?

Email voodoohash@gmail.com is you have one.

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Trail Info #563 – “XL” – ¿Quesa-Did-Her? & Iceman Thumbeth

This week’s trail will be ¿Quesa-did-her?’s 10th haring and 50th hash, so get ready for a trail of XL proportions (if you don’t get it, ask a smarter, funnier friend). Hounds are encouraged to embrace all things XL on this trail including the hare, clothing, drinks, and bad decisions. There will be special hash prizes for the hounds in the following categories:
  1. Biggest trail treasure item brought to circle (must have been found on trail)
  2. Biggest vessel brought to trail
  3. Tallest virgin brought to trail (virgin gets a prize as well)
  4. Most virgins brought to trail (minimum two, virgins get a prize as well)
  5. Furthest distance traveled (visitors only)
  6. Most trails run

There will also be extra credit stops on trail, so be sure to bring extra cash if you would like to participate.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Sept 14, 2017

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: XL

Start Address: Mississippi River Heritage Park, 1150 Convention Center Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70130 (approximate – look for the weirdos)

 

 

Hare & Co-hares: ¿Quesa-did-her?, The Iceman Thumbeth

Beer hare: Can I Watch

Pre-Lube: Rusty Nail, 1100 Constance St, New Orleans, LA 70130

On-After: Rusty Nail, 1100 Constance St, New Orleans, LA 70130

Dog Friendly: Not so much

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Cash for extra credit stops, there will be a brief but moderate shiggy portion

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: ~3 miles

Trail is: A to A

 

Trail #562 – “Born Again Virgins” Roman Showers & Missionary

We are bringing a tradition from our home kennel to Voodoo. Some of you strumpets will be given a second chance at virginity by Sister Roman and Father Missionary. We suggest you protect that chastity, lest you burn in our circle of hell! Those of you who remain impure are free to fuck the virgins anyway you like.

Be sure to wear your Catholic school uniform, or religious garb.

 

Bring: $1 (no coins), 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Sept., 7, 2017
Time: 6:30pm Show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Born Again Virgins
Start Address: New Orleans Baptist Association – 2222 Lakeshore Dr, New Orleans, LA, 70122
Hares: Roman Showers Bring Me Flowers & Missionary Position For The Purpose Of Procreation
Beer Hare: Just Byron
Prelube: Daiquiris & Company (6301 Elysian Fields Ave, New Orleans, LA, 70122)
On Afters: Daiquiris & Company (6301 Elysian Fields Ave, New Orleans, LA, 70122)
Dog friendly: Yes 🐶 if they are agile and can handle a little shiggy.
Is anything specific needed? Dry bag probably and shiggy socks if you feel like it.
Approx. length: 3.69 miles (you know… approximately)
Trail is A to A
HASH ANNOUNCEMENTS:
THIS WEEK IS AWARDZZZZZZZ!
Also, being the first Thurs. of the month Haberdashery will be there so bring cash or log into your paypal account to preorder and make sure they got what you want on trail.

Trail #561 – “IDGF” Deal Cell

“IDGF” – Deal Cell

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: August 31, 2017

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: I don’t give a fuck cause I don’t do themes anyway. Pick your own theme or wear hash attire at least.

Start Address: 400 Esplanade Ave. behind the Mint (not a lot of FQ parking plan according)

 

 

Hares: Dead Cell

Beer Hare: Virgin Mutha

Prelube: Checkpoint Charlie’s (501 Esplanade Ave., New Orleans, LA 70116)

On-After: I don’t know, maybe ASS (American Sports Saloon)

 

Dog Friendly: Sure, but there will be crowds. Make sure it’s a nice dog.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Not unless it’s raining, which it may well be thanks to Harvey.

Approx. -l-l-l–> 4 miles. No walking trail. Walkers are lame. (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks)

Trail is A to A+

 

HASH ANNOUNCEMENTS:
GCH3 has extended the rego cutoff for Mobile RDR! Click here to be part of the fun. You have until 9/1 to reserve a hotel in the hash area. RDR is Sept. 22-24, 2017
Awards will be not this hash but the following.

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Trail #560 – “Revenge of the Nerds” – Womb Raider

Celebrate having tons of drunk (re: easy) college kids and overworked (re:desperate) teachers back in town (and the end of my first week in law school!) by donning the minimal amount of clothing needed to put together a mildly offensive nerd costume!

Bonus (but not actually cause this will probably suck for you guys – just like high school): There will be actual problems for you to solve on trail and they’ll require knowledge of hash trivia, songs, and backgrounds on your fellow hashers.

Most of y’all haven’t seen me lay before, but I promise, this is going to be my best orgy yet.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: August 24, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Revenge of the Nerds!
Start Address: Audubon Zoo Parking Lot – Look for Hashers (6500 Magazine St., New Orleans, LA 70118)
Hare & Co-hares: Womb Raider
Beer hare: Just Byron
Pre-Lube: Monkey Hill (6100 Magazine St.)
On-After: Monkey Gill (6100 Magazine St.)
Dog Friendly: Sure
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No
Approx. -l-l-l–> length:  3.5 miles (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks).
Trail is A to A
HASH ANNOUNCEMENTS:
GCH3 has extended the rego cutoff for Mobile RDR! Click here to be part of the fun. You have until 9/1 to reserve a hotel in the hash area. RDR is Sept. 22-24, 2017

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