The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #680 – The DRANK Trail!


Voodoo H3 Trail #680

Thursday, September 26

6:30 pm show/ 7 pm go!

Theme: The DRANK Trail!

I learned to DRANK a Red Snapper, Kamikaze, Long Island Ice Tea, White Russian, Fuzzy Navel, and a Sex on the Beach, Margarita, Bloody Mary, Sloe Gin Fizz, learned to DRANK em all, on the rocks with a twist, there’s a hash to attend that will get ya pretty smashed, call 419-8343!

PS: May be a good idea to Uber/Lyft to this one!

Attire: Your favorite beer or booze shirts

Hare: CUM muter & Just Jack ?

Beer hare: BJ Tenderpussy

Prelube: Homedale Inn, 618 Homedale Street, NOLA

Start: Homedale Street & Hawthorne Place

On After: Homedale Inn

Trail is A to A. Approx. 4 miles TT.

Trail #679 – Luchedore’s be damned – Wrestling Goes Punk


DISCLAIMER

ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS WRITE UP —
EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE OR EVENTS — ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL.
ALL CELEBRITY VOICES ARE IMPERSONATED — POORLY — THE FOLLOWING WRITE UP CONTAINS COURSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT IT SHOULD NOT BE READ BY ANYONE

Johnny, while you read this, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I hare in one week, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.
I don’t hate you, Johnny. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back.

I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am and that’s kissing ass

You’re as good as kissing ass as Hogan was. I don’t know if you’re as good as Dwayne though. He’s a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is

Whoops! I’m breaking the fourth wall!

I am the best in the world.

I’ve been the best ever since day one when I walked in. And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day, because Clittly saw something in me that scared him. That’s right, You know what else scarred Clitty? Commitment, not that I am one to talk. But the biggest difference between me and Clittly is I’m still fighting commitment.

I’ve grabbed so many of the imaginary brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that they’re just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, even in commentary! Nobody can touch me!

And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little collector cups. I’m not on the cover of the program. I’m barely promoted. I don’t get to be in movies. I’m certainly not on any crappy show on the USA Network. I’m not on the poster of WrestleMania. I’m not on the signature that’s produced at the start of the show. I’m not on Conan O’Brien. I’m not on Jimmy Fallon. But the fact of the matter is, I should be.

And trust me, this isn’t sour grapes. But the fact that Dwayne is in the main event at WrestleMania next year and I’m not makes me sick!
Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you’re the ones who are sipping on those collector cups right now. You’re the ones that buy those programs that my face isn’t on the cover of. And then at five in the morning at the airport, you try to shove it in my face so you can get an autograph and try to sell it on eBay because you’re too lazy to go get a real job.

I’m haring this week. And hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go hare in Japan Maybe…I’ll go back to Brunei H3.

Hey, BSB, how you doing?”

Because even if I was gone, you’re still going to pour money into this hash. I’m just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. VooDoo is going to keep running despite itself. It’s a good hash used to be a fantastic hash. You know why it’s not? Because we’re surrounded by glad-handed, nonsensical, possibly dutch, yes men, like Johnny, who’s going to tell us everything we wants to hear, and I’d like to think that maybe this hash will be better after those at the top move on, but the fact is, it’s going to be taken over by over enthusiastic new comers and doofus.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday 19th Sept 2019
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Luchedore’s be damned – Wrestling Goes Punk
Start Address: 3701 Banks ST
Hare & Co-hares: Q.E. Oui Oui, Cactus Jack, KW3, Mick Foley, KW-Drunk, Man Kind, Paul Barer
Beer hare: The Notorious TBD
Pre-Lube: The Best Damned Irish Pub In the City – Finn McCools
On-After: The Infamous TBD
Dog Friendly: negatron
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nah
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 miles (that’s 8 tails for you measuring in the hedgehog system)
Trail is A to A+

Trail# 678 – STEM


R U a Nerd? Do you like problem solving? Well, grab your scantron sheet and #2 pencil because this trail is for you! Simply being fast will get failing marks, while a TI-85 and a broad understanding of STEM courses will have you at the top of the class! There will be a bunch of question checks (?) along trail, and the hounds will be forced to solve each problem to find out which way to proceed. Don’t bother searching for trail either as it’ll be a good bit before you find out whether or not you’ve passed the test. Chalk will be provided so you can show your work, and just cheat off your neighbor if you’ve got a case of the dumbs. We hope to see you ON-IN class!

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: 9/12/19

Time: 6:30 show, 7:00 go

Theme: STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering, Mathematics), hot teacher and nerd outfits will get you an A+

Start address: Melius Bar
1701 Lake Ave, Metairie, LA 70005

Hares: What’s Warm and Missionary Position for the Purpose of Procreation (MP3)

Beer Hare: Petrified Wood

Prelube: Melius Bar (see above)

On-After: Melius Bar

Approximate true trail: pi to pi + 0.5 miles & A to A

Puppers: Yes, please! Not allowed inside on-after bar

Shiggly level: Low to middling

Trail #677 – Potty Training!


Let’s face it,Potty Training is hard. Some of us sprinkle when we tinkle. Others fall over in the peetent or asleep next to the toilet. Shit happens. (See what we did there!)

Cum join us for a shitty trail and some fun surprises. All Participates will earn a Potty Training Trail sticker for your efforts making it in the bowl.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: 9/5/19

Time: 6:30 show, 7:00 GEAUX

Theme: Potty Training

Start address: Washington Square –

700 Elysian Fields Ave, New Orleans, LA 70117

Hares: Incompeetent and Hitachi Topic
Beer Hare: Pic for the Litter
Shot Hare: Super Smash Brother

Prelube: The John –

2040 Burgundy St, New Orleans, LA 70116

On After: The John

Because where else can you drink in public on the toilet without getting named?

Puppers: Yes, dogs love to shit in public

Shiggly level- Low

Trail #676 – Sausage Party 2: Decadence


Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday,
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Sausage Party!

We’re about to kick Decadence into high gear, so what better way to prepare than by throwing a Sausage Party? Feel free to interpret this however you wish, though extra points will be thrown at whomever decides to show up dressed as broccoli. We’re going to tour the Quarter some, see all the sights, and maybe some chain mail speedos. Against my better judgement, glitter is actually encouraged. Guys, the less you wear, the better! We’re gonna give those out-of-town queens some sights to see!

Start Address: 1101 Elysian Fields Avenue, New Orleans, LA 70116
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Hare & Co-hares: Tranny Jack and Cock Ness Monster
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Beer hare: TBD
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Pre-Lube: Mag’s 940, 940 Elysian Fields Avenue, New Orleans, LA 70116
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On-After: Sidney’s Saloon, 1200 St. Bernard Ave, New Orleans, LA 70116
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Dog Friendly: I guess, but one of us is allergic to pet dander, so…
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Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nah, unless it’s raining, then probably
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Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.5ish miles. It’s me, so that ain’t no lie.
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Trail is A to A, shenanigans included