The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #626 – “T&A – Tits and Ass Trail” – Tits Don’t Fit and Asses Up

Tits will be there.
Asses will be there.
What more do you need to know?

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, October 18th, 2018
Time: 6:30 pm show, 7:00 pm GO!
Theme: T&A Trail! (Tits & Ass)
Start Address: Daiquiris & Company (6301 Elysian Fields Ave, New Orleans, LA 70122)
Hare & Co-hares: Tits Don’t Fit & Asses Up
Beer hare: TBD
Pre-Lube: Daiquiris & Company – Happy Hour 2-7 pm, $2 domestic and $3 premium long-necks
On-After: Daiquiris & Company – $8.25 44 oz daiquiris on Thurs., they serve delicious healthy and unhealthy food all night
Dog Friendly: No

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Slight shiggy, definitely a flashlight.

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 5 miles

Trail is A to A

Trail #625 – ” Ready Player Cum” – Scuba Steve, In The Kitchen, and Mystery Easter Egg Boss Hare

Hashing- a way to make a name for yourself, to define who you are. To win this game, you will have to show courage, strength, and knowledge. Welcome to READY PLAYER CUM- you are tasked this trail to use these skills to find three hidden keys to get to the ultimate Easter Egg- a chance to play the master. To succeed, you will have to do trail, you will have to drink, and you will have to be very aware of your 80’s/90’s nerd culture. Lace up your shoes, get your mods all in order, and dust off your Atari for some practice. This is a love letter to classic video games, Sci-Fi movies, tabletop RPGs—know this, and know that it is not always important to win the game, you just have to love to play it.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, October 11th, 2018
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: 80’s and 90’s nostalgia throwback hash!
Start Address: Piazza d’Italia (377 Poydras)
Hare & Co-hares: Scuba Steve, Kitchen, and Mystery Easter Egg Boss Hare
Beer hare: Hitachi Topic
Pre-Lube: Barcadia (601 Tchoup)
On-After: Barcadia (601 Tchoup)
Dog Friendly: Trail yes, On-after no.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Sense of wonder and a whistle.

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4ish Miles.

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc. A to A

Trail #624 – “Pumpkin Spice and Every Vice!” – Enough Already & CunniCLINKus

It’s that time of year again my Basic Bitches! Time for Pumpkin Spice and Every Vice!
Bring your Yoga Pants, Uggs, Flannel, and Starbucks to appreciate the fall foliage and pleasant autumnal breeze.
IMO you should show or you’ll have FOMO
I would put a longer description but this is enough Adulting for today and I just Can’t Even!

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, October 4, 2018
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Pumpkin Spice and Every Vice
Start Address: Neutral Ground on Jeff Davis across from Whitney Bank
Hare & Co-hares: Enough Already, CunniCLINKus
Beer hare: Moist of All
Pre-Lube: Holy Ground
On-After: BBG/BWG
Dog Friendly: Yep, but not inside bars.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Just your BASIC Necessities :-)

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4.1 miles (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks)

Trail is A to A+

Announcement! Hare raising this week!!   Find Pussy Whisker Wednesday night after 10pm and  all day Thursday to snag a trail. Virgin, Anals, and Backsliding Hares get special treatment.

Trail #623 – “Anything but Birthday Suits” – Q. E. Oui Oui, Shitty Titties, aaaaannnd maybe Whorebraham Lincoln? IDK.. Hares lie..

A celebration of all suits, except the one you born in, so put something over it.  A swim suit, a business suit, a wetsuit, the suit of armor of Ned Stark (lord knows he won’t usin’), file a law suit, shit wear your birthday suit.  WAIT, no. Not that one.  Do not just wear your birthday suit.  Don’t make me tell you again

Bring your rugby jurseys, also voodoo hab is asking orders for another batch

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, September 27, 2018

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: anything but birthday “suits”

Start Address: Coliseum Square Park

Hare & Co-hares: Q.E. Oui Oui, Shitty Titties, and the not appearing at this hash Whorebrham Lincoln

Beer hare: Tbd

Pre-Lube:  Half Moon 1125 St Mary St, New Orleans, LA 70130

On-After: Half Moon 1125 St Mary St, New Orleans, LA 70130

Dog Friendly: Maybe, Q.E.O.O. will phone the bar.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nah

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 miles

Trail is A to A,

Trail #622 – “Costume Run & Exchange” – Cock Ness Monster & Just DJ

Halloween is around the corner so break out your costumes, and accessories. Bring extra costumes for fuckers that don’t bring one, or to exchange with others. Cockness will be collecting any costumes that are not wanted and donating to goodwill, or any suggested organizations that help kids.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, September 20, 2018
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Costume Run & Exchange
Start Address: Bruno’s 7538 Maple St, New Orleans, LA 70118

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Hare & Co-hares: Cock Ness Monster & Just Dj
Beer hare: Hitachi Topic
Pre-Lube: Bruno’s
On-After: Bruno’s
Dog Friendly: mostly

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Depends on weather

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4.8 mile true trail. No walkers trail, they will be given BN and On In locations and can figure it out if they choose to not do trail.

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc.

A to A+