The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!
Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.
Get your boozes on with the Muses. Whether you pronounce it Ca-lie-o-PEE or Callie-oooo-p, we want you to come get your boozes on with the Muses! In honor of the 9 Muses there will be 9 decorated shoes on trail!
Trail starts early so we can catch the parade.
Hares: Incompeetent and Through the Looking Ass
Beer Hare:Right to Bear Arms
Start: St. Mary and Prytania
6:30 Show, 7pm Go
A to A
Dog friendly- No puppers allowed on the parade route ☹️
Trail- 2 Miles
You might want to bring- Chairs, bags for catching beads and extra booze for watching the parade. Red Zone across St. Charles if you run out of beer.
Welcome to the 700 Club. We are blessed to have you and we are ready for you to hear our Hashvangelists spread the good word during this #hashtag blessed night of the Voodoo Hash. We are embraced and enlightened tonight by the Hares, the Hounds, and the Holy Caskets. We hope to open your hearts (if you have one) and probably your legs (if you have those)… on this enlightening pilgrimage throughout our BLEST city. We welcome you to see the miracles amongst us. If you can’t see it, you should believe it. Because that’s how religion works.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glassdiscouraged), a dog, whistle, flashlight (highly recommend)
Date: Thursday, February 6th
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: The 700 Club
Start Address: Superior Grill 3636 St. Charles Ave
Hare & Co-Hares: Just Caitlin, In the Kitchen, Jackrophiliac
Beer hare: Petrified Wood
Pre-Lube: Superior Grill 3636 St. Charles
On-After: Prytania Bar 3445 Prytania St.
Dog Friendly: Trail—yes! Bars, no :( sorry pups!
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No we don’t have time for that we only have the word of god Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.5
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Jellicle songs for Jellicle Hash Jellicle beers that Jellicles drink Jellicle hares and Jellicle hounds Jellicle songs that Jellichares sing
Let’s wander into the uncanny valley and celebrate digital fur technology & all the glorious ridiculousness that went into what’s sure to be a cult classic film, CATS! Come dressed in your finest humanoid cat attire, limber up, & prepare for things to get weird… feline style. Bonus points if you come with an original CATS! style name ready (examples Rum Tum Tugger, Grizabella, Mr. Mistoffelees, Macavity), there might be something in it for you if you do.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, talent worthy of the Jellicle Choice, milk, $$ for possible extra credit stops
Date: Thursday, January 23
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Jellicle Hash (CATS!)
Start Address: 1200 St Bernard Ave, New Orleans, LA 70116
Hare & Co-hares: Whordini & Just Kitty
Beer hare: Just Caitlin
Pre-Lube: Sidney’s Saloon 1200 St Bernard Ave, New Orleans, LA 70116
On-After: The Goat 1301 St Bernard Ave, New Orleans, LA 70116
Dog Friendly: Sure, but know that CATS ARE NOT DOGS
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? A sense of magic & whimsy, lack of distinguishable human sexual features
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: Runners’ trail is 5ish miles. Walkers will do less.
