The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #634 – “Won’t You Be My Neighbor? (Mister Rogers)” – Toyota Rollova and What’s Warm

This week, we are celebrating the 50th anniversary of Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood. There’s no one else in this world like you, and we like you just the way you are. Throw on your best cardigan/sweater and join us on a trail to the Land of Make Believe! Won’t you be our neighbor?!

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, December 13, 2018

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme:  Won’t You Be My Neighbor? (Mister Rogers)

Start Address: N Pierce and Iberville

Hare & Co-hares: Toyota Rollova and What’s Warm

Beer hare: TBD

Pre-Lube: Red Door (206 N Carrollton Ave)

On-After: Finn’s

Dog Friendly: Trail is dog friendly, circle is NOT 

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nah

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: True trail is approx 4 miles

Trail is A to A

Trail #633- “Krampus! A Night of Naughty Children, Beasts & Discipline!” – Just a Little Prick and Fucked By Mapquest

Happy Holidays & Gruss vom Krampus! Not sure if you’ve been Naughty or Nice in 2018? Find out Thursday when VD celebrates the Original Bad Santa, KRAMPUS! Haven’t heard of Krampus? He’s the Holiday Demon who enjoys punishing St Nick’s Problem Children! Wir sehen uns beim/See you there!

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, December 6, 2018

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: Krampus! A Night of Naughty Children, Beasts & Discipline!

Start Address: 1700 Moss Street, New Orleans, La 70119, Deutsches Haus (across from City Park & streetcar line)

Hare & Co-hares: Just a Little Prick & Fucked by Mapquest

Beer hare:  TBD

Pre-Lube: 1700 Moss Street – Deutsches Haus

On-After: 1700 Moss Street  – Deutsches Haus

Dog Friendly: Sure

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nah

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.5-4 miles

Trail is A to A,

Trail #632- “THIRD ANAL FAT CAMP HASH.” – In the Kitchen, Petrified Wood, & Jackrophiliac

ATTENTION HASHERS!

It’s time for the THIRD ANAL FAT CAMP HASH. We were under new management and didn’t have camp last year, so this year- our work is cut out for us, and we are going to whip you into shape before you literally just stop caring about your health for the holidays. Camp counselors Kitchen, Petrified Wood, and Jackrophiliac are keeping their eye on the Chipmunk Bunk, but just know that contraband abounds. You will find treats on trail (Oreos? Deli Meat?) (NOTE: EVERYTHING WILL BE IN A WRAPPER. IT WILL NOT BE HALF A SANDWICH IN A TAKE OUT BOX. THIS WAS AN ISSUE IN A PAST YEAR. WE WILL REITERATE THIS TO THE RA.), so come on out, jump on the Blob, and remember that trail is evaluation day. The key word here is value. Do you have any? Not yet. But by the time camp is over, you will all be a bunch of skinny winners.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, November 29, 2018

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! This is SHARP, as there is a SAINTS game this night and we are trying to catch the second half!

Theme: 3rd ANAL HEAVYWEIGHTS FAT CAMP

Start Address: Evans Playground (2109 Soniat St, NOLA, 70115)

Camp Counselors: In the Kitchen, Petrified Wood, Jackrophiliac

Beer hare: TBD

Pre-Lube: Dat Dog (5030 Freret St, NOLA, 70115)

On-After: Dat Dog (5030 Freret St, NOLA, 70115)

Dog Friendly: Yup, dogs are welcome at camp

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Perkis System uniforms (your parents will be billed automatically), hustle

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: ~3.5 miles

Trail is A to A, on after will be for watching the SAINTS GAME

Trail #631 – “Voodoo’s Analversary – Hash-Giving for Wayward & Orphaned Hashers” – Cock Ness Monster, Daniel Poonel, & Whordini

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight,

Date: Thursday, Nov. 22th, 2018
Time: 5:00pm show, 5:30pm GO!

Hares: Cock Ness Monster, Whoredini, and Just Alex
Beer Hare: Cock Ness Monster’s House
Prelube/On After: Cock Ness Monster’s House
Start: 334 Deckbar Ave Jefferson La 70121
On-In: Cock Ness Monster’s House
Pups: House Trained, non-destructive and non-beggars types, that will not run out an open gate
any chance it gets.
Theme: Hashgiving: Cum as colonizers, Indians, turkeys, food, or just plain old hashing attire.
Doors are open for those who need to cook at 11 am the earliest. We will be starting early so we
can eat and watch the game. 5:30 GO!

Code: use the side door – 8675309
True trail: Runners – Approx 2.8 miles, A-A
Walkers – Approx 1.5 miles

Trail #630 – “Top Gun:The Sequel” – Whordini (Goose) & QE Oui Oui (Maverick)

Trail #630
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, flightsuit, body oils for homoerotic volleyball, aviators
Date: Thursday, Nov. 15th, 2018
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Hares: Whordini (Goose) & QE Oui Oui (Maverick)
Beer Hare: ¿Quesa-Did-Her? (Iceman)
Prelube/On After: Avenue Pub
Start: Coliseum Square Park 1708 Coliseum St, New Orleans, LA 70130
Pups?: Trail? Yes. In front of Avenue Pub? Yes (*but inside the pub NO)
Theme: Top Gun is getting a sequel, SO WE‘RE GOING BACK TO THE DANGER ZONE ONE. LAST. TIME.!

(To the tune of Danger Zone)
Picking up your 6 pack,
You know that bottles aren’t preferred.
Get yourself a dollar,
Bringing coins would be absurd

Hash-ing into Hangover
Down-down right into a Hangover

Heading through the shiggy,
I see an arrow on my right
Got you running from a check back,
Hoping beer near is in sight

Hashing into Hangover
The hares have got you hash-ing into hangover

You gotta blow that trail whistle,
When you’ve got 3 blobs for an on-on
Never know what’s up ahead
Are you going which-y right or which-y wroooong?

You’ve hit a YBF
And that’s a GD travesty
Head back to the check,
Find out where you’re supposed to be

Hash-ing into to hangover
The hares have got you hash-ing into hangover

Hash-ing into hangover
Down-down right into a hangover…..

True trail: Approx 3.69 miles, A-A