The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 534 – Monty Python and the Holy Beer (er..grail) – Fucked by Mapquest, Sir Yacksalot, and KW3

 

Bring: $1 ( no coins), 6-pack (glass discouraged), flashlight, whistle

Date:  30 March, 2017  6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme:
Monty Python and The Holy Beer (Er Grail) – Join the geographically challenged maiden, the noble no-Fireball drinking knight, and some Aussie guy (Patsy??) as they lay a trail for the noble (cough, choke, cough) lords and ladies of the hash for the most noblest of quests, the Holy Grail (and if we can’t find that, beer will do nicely).  Brush up on your counting skills (perhaps a checkback of 5, er, 3 will be on trail), avoid the Holy Hand Grenades (water balloons??), be prepared to answer the questions three, and avoid the Knights who say NEEE!!!

Start:
SideBar NOLA  611 S White St, New Orleans, LA 70119

Hare and Co-Hares: 
Fucked By MapQuest, Sir Yacksalot, KW3

Beer Hare:
Urine Circle
Pre-Lube Location:SideBar NOLA  611 S White St, New Orleans, LA 70119

On-After Location: 
SideBar NOLA  611 S White St, New Orleans, LA 70119

 

Dog Friendly?:  Is that your wife sarge?
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Coconuts, and I don’t care if you get them from an African or European Swallow!!  Forecast is calling for rain, so prepare accordingly.
 Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc)

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) 3-4 miles

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc: A to A
 
Separate Walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split: Walkers on Turkey

Hash Announcements:

Full Moon Hash – Friday, April 21th  – First Analversary

Pensacola Red Dress Run – May 19th – 21 Rego Here!

Voodoo Camp out May 26 – 28th.  Rego Here!

 

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Trail # 533 – Voodoo DASH – Just Stephen and Tippy Toes

March 23rd is National Puppy Day, so it’s time for a Voodoo Dash (Dog Hash). There will be treats on trail for all of our four legged friends and maybe a few for the hashers as well. As this is Voodoo, all animals are welcome regardless of how they identify, so bring out or dress up as your favorite pet (dog, cat, sub, etc.) for trail and be ready to show us some tricks. Who’s a good girl/boy?

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, 23 March 2017 6:30 Show, 7:00 Go

Theme: Voodoo DASH (Dog Hash)

Start:
 The Bulldog (Mid City) 5135 Canal Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70124

Hare and Co-Hares: Just Steve, Tippy Toes

Beer Hare: Cock-A-Booty-Boo

Designated Snoop Handler: In the Kitchen

Pre-Lube Location: The Bulldog, Mid-City 5135 Canal Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70124

On-After Location: The Bulldog, Mid-City 5135 Canal Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70124

Dog Friendly?: Dogs highly encouraged

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Bring a flashlight! It’s dark out there…

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc): Mild Shiggy

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc): 3.5 miles

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc: A to A

Separate Walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split: Walkers follow trail

 

Hash Announcements:

St. Baldrick’s Donations will be taken at trail for anyone that would like to support!

 Voodoo Camp out May 26 – 28th.  Rego Here!

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Trail # 532 – Green Skirt Run – Irish Goodbye and In the Kitchen

It’s that time of year again; where the beer is green, the drunks are happy and the regerts are real! So come and don your best (or worst) green skirt and enjoy some of the best (or worst) company you will be around this St. Paddy’s day season.(yes, in New Orleans it is a season!)

Bring: $1 (no coins), 6-Pack (glass discouraged), flashlight, whistle

Date: Thursday, 16 March 2017 6:30 Show, 7 PM Go

Theme: Green Skirt

Start: 2577 Chippewa St, New Orleans, LA 70130

Hare and Co-Hares: Irish Goobye, In the Kitchen

Beer Hare: Ur(in)e Circle

Pre-Lube Location: Parasols 2533 Constance St, New Orleans, LA 70130

On-After Location: Tracys 2604 Magazine St, New Orleans, LA 70130

Dog Friendly?: Yes

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Nope

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc) May want to bring a small bag to carry something on trail (mainly runners). More details during chalk talk.

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) 5 miles

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc: A to A

Separate Walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split: Walkers follow trail – shortcut will be provided by the hares

Hash Announcements:

St. Baldrick’s Donations will be taken at trail for anyone that would like to support!

 Voodoo Campout May 26 – 28th.  Rego Here!

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Trail # 531 – Eurotrip – Shitty Titties and CUM Muter

It’s Shitty Titties’ last Voodoo trail before leaving for Europe for a few months. The theme is Eurotrip so come dressed as something (or someone) European…your favorite country, sports team, sex toy…whatever floats your boat. This trail will be extra shitty (cause Shitty is haring) so be prepared. Bring your love for boobies too.

Bring: $1 (no coins), 6-Pack (glass discouraged), flashlight, whistle

Date: Thursday, 9 March 2017 6:30 Show, 7 PM Go

Theme: Eurotrip

Start: Moss St. bridge in front of Cabrini 1430 Moss St, New Orleans, LA 70119

Hare and Co-Hares: Shitty Titties and CUMmuter

Beer Hare: Just Stephen

Pre-Lube Location: Bayou Beer Garden 326 N Jefferson Davis Pkwy, New Orleans, LA 70119

On-After Location: Bayou Beer Garden 326 N Jefferson Davis Pkwy, New Orleans, LA 70119

Dog Friendly?: Yes

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Nope

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc) May want to bring a small bag to carry something on trail (mainly runners). More details during chalk talk.

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) 3 miles

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc: A to A

Separate Walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split: Walkers follow trail

Hash Announcements:

Full Moon Hash – March 10th  6:30 Show, 7 Pm go…other details TBD

Voodoo Campout May 26 – 28th.  Rego Here!

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Trail # 530 – Seven Deadly Sins – Tranny Jack and Tippy Toes

Mardi Gras is over.  Ash Wednesday is upon us.  None of you are done sinning, though.

This week, we take a trip through the seven deadly sins in what should be a fairly quick trail (pretty sure those who aren’t broken aren’t feeling like setting the world on fire after this past week).  Interpret your favourite sin in whatever way you wish (that won’t get you arrested), and come on out to have a little fun with it!
Bring: $1 (no coins), 6 – Pack (glass discouraged), flashlight, whistle

Hares:  Tranny Jack, Tippy Toes

Date:  02 March 2017 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

 

Theme:  Seven Deadly Sins

Pre-Lube:  Holy Ground 3340 Canal St, New Orleans, LA 70119

Start:  Cleveland at Jeff Davis, near the playground fixtures

On-After:  Bayou Beer Garden (Wings are on point) 326 N Jefferson Davis Pkwy, New Orleans, LA 70119

Approximate length:  3 miles

Trail is A to A-ish.  There will be a walking trail, probably the most convenient one I can think of.

Beer Hare:  TBD

Dry bag/Shiggy/Etc:  Nope

Dog Friendly:  Yes, be prepared to pick up after
Hash Announcements: 
Voodoo Campout May 26 – 28th.  Rego Here!

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