The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 538 – Hash Final Exams – Scout’s on Her and Ur(in)e Circle

Hash please open your blue books and turn your exam packs over. You have 2.5 hours to complete the trail. The first section will cover basic hash marks and general alcohol consumption. Section 2 focuses on inter hasher relations, breakups, hookups, and campout etiquette. Section 3 will be an essay exploring trail scouting and the importance of community awareness in circle location. Section 4 will be the oral examination on hash culture and traditions. I’m Scouts On Her. Myself and Ur(in)e Circle will be your proctors. There will be no bathroom breaks. One brief break between each section, and a 15 min break between section two and three. Cheating via technology, failing to complete any section, or failing to mark your exam will result in a failing grade for this trail. You may begin

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: 4.27.2017 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme: Hash Final exams

Start: Shelter A Audubon park

Hare and Co-Hares: Scouts on Her

Beer Hare: UrINe Circle

Pre-Lube Location: The Boot 1039 Broadway St, New Orleans, LA 70118

On-After Location: Snake and Jakes Christmas lounge 7612 Oak St, New Orleans, LA 70118

Dog Friendly?: It’s not not dog friendly?

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? nope

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc) Flashlight!!! whistle, number 2 pencil, blue books, Chalk!

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) 4ish

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc: A to A-

Separate Walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split: Walkers follow trail

Hash Announcements

PMS H3 Travel Hash – Bayou Babes (that’s us Nola) hosting – April 23rd  10 am

Crescent Shiggy Hash  – April 23rd 4 pm Start is at the second exit of the Bonnet Carre Spillway on Hwy 61. 30.036161, -90.432468

Pensacola Red Dress Run – May 19th – 21 Rego Here!

Voodoo Camp out May 26 – 28th.  Rego Here!

NOH3 Red Dress Run – August 12 – Rego Here! 

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Trail # 537 – 4th ANAL Half-Baked Yeast Infection Down Under – What’s Warm and KW3

Weed. Bread. Anzac Day. All wrapped into one for hashing pleasure like you’ve never seen before! Unless you came last year!

First off, START, all BNs, and ON IN are all at the same location – Laborde Mountain in the Couturie Forest in City Park!!!
Definitely bring a FLASHLIGHT!!!! You will need it. There will be 4 trails of approximately 0.75 to 1.5 miles each.  The order in which you do the trails does not
matter to us, but you will only be able to do one of two trails for your first trail.  It sounds confusing, but it works. Once you complete a trail, you will return to Laborde Mountain AKA the never ending BN so take a break and have a beer.  Lather. Rinse. Repeat.  We carefully scouted this, and it will work so long as you follow instructions and trail markings. Racists should try to do all 4 trails, Joggers – 3, Walkers – 2.  No one can leave Laborde Mountain to attempt to do another trail after 8:40pm. Everyone should be back to the mountain by 9:00pm for Circle.

Date: 4/20/2017

Bring: FLASHLIGHT!!!  $1 and a 6-pack.  Whistle.

Time: 6:30 Show, 7:00pm Go

Start: PAY ATTENTION!! The Couturie Forest in City Park which is around 1009 Harrison Avenue.  Park on Harrison and bring your beer and flashlight
to the top of Laborde Mountain.  There will be signs and trail markings pointing you to the start.

Hares: KW5 – What’s Warm? and Mr. Wiwi.

Beer Hare: TBD

Pre-Lube: Parlay’s 870 Harrison Ave, New Orleans, LA 70124

On After: Parlay’s 870 Harrison Ave, New Orleans, LA 70124

Dog Friendly?  Eh, kind of.  Depends on your dog.  Trails won’t be too
bad, but circle for this one has a lot going on.

Approx. length of trail: 4 miles – If you do all 4 trails.

Trail is A to A to A to A to A  (You read that correctly)

Hash Announcements

Voodoo Hareraising for May, June, July and August will be on TUESDAY, April 18th 12 Noon!

Full Moon Hash – Friday, April 21st  – First Analversary $5 includes a Patch! Start: Rivershack Eastbank  5 PM (social) 7 pm Go

PMS H3 Travel Hash – Bayou Babes (that’s us Nola) hosting – April 23rd  10 am

Crescent Shiggy Hash  – April 23rd 4 pm Start is at the second exit of the Bonnet Carre Spillway on Hwy 61. 30.036161, -90.432468

Pensacola Red Dress Run – May 19th – 21 Rego Here!

Voodoo Camp out May 26 – 28th.  Rego Here!

NOH3 Red Dress Run – August 12 – Rego Here! 

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Trail # 536 – Springtime Holidays – Banana Slit and Peek a Book Cum on You

With both Easter and Passover this week, there’s a lot of children’s terror to go around. Whether you’re grateful to have avoided the Easter bunny or the Angel of Death (by painting your house with blood!), come dressed as your favorite character from these spring celebrations and hunt some treasure on trail!

Let’s get weird with it.

Bring: $1 (no coins), 6-Pack (glass discouraged), flashlight, whistle

Date: Thursday, April 13, 2017  6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme: Springtime Holidays

Start: Esplanade Avenue, next to the U.S. Mint 400 Esplanade Ave, New Orleans, LA 70116

Hare and Co-Hares: Banana Slit and Peek-a-Boo Cum on You

Beer Hare: Urine Circle

Pre-Lube Location: Brieux Carre, 2115 Decatur St, New Orleans, LA 70116

On-After Location: Brieux Carre, 2115 Decatur St, New Orleans, LA 70116

Animal Friendly?: It’s not not dog friendly

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Nope

Any specific info the pack may need? Flashlight will probably give you an egg hunt advantage

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) 3-4

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc: A to A+

Separate Walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split:  Walkers follow trail.

Hash Announcements

Voodoo Hareraising for May, June, July and August will be on TUESDAY, April 18th 12 Noon!

Full Moon Hash – Friday, April 21st  – First Analversary $5 includes a Patch!

PMS H3 Travel Hash – Bayou Babes (thats us Nola) hosting – April 23rd  10 am

Crescent Shiggy Hash  – April 23rd 4 pm 

Pensacola Red Dress Run – May 19th – 21 Rego Here!

Voodoo Camp out May 26 – 28th.  Rego Here!

NOH3 Red Dress Run – August 12 – Rego Here! 

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Trail # 535 – Basic Bitches go Festing – Enough Already and Maid of Jizzed on Her

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Miss Fall? Lacking that Pumpkin Spice? Can’t make it to Coachella?
This is the next best thing! Throw on your crop top & leggings and
join us for a white-girl-wasted adventure! This is a no shiggy, Ugg
friendly trail.

O.M.G. YOU. CAN’T. EVEN…WAIT FOR THIS TRAIL!

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight, Pumpkin spice & everything  nice

Date: Thursday, April 6, 2017  6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme: Basic Bitches go Festing

Start: Lafayette Square 500 Saint Charles Ave, New Orleans, LA 70130

Hare and Co-Hares: Enough Already & Maid Of Jizzed On Her

Beer Hare: Moist of All

Pre-Lube Location: Barcadia 601 Tchoupitoulas St, New Orleans, LA 70130

On-After Location: Ernst Cafe 600 S Peters St, New Orleans, LA 70130

Animal Friendly?: No, only bitches allowed must be basic, no dogs & no drama llamas

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? 
Starbucks, Uggs, Scarves, Basic Needs

Any specific info the pack may need? Seriously, no dogs.

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) <4

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc: A to B

Separate Walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split:  Not Even.

Hash Announcements

Voodoo Awards are this week!

Full Moon Hash – Friday, April 21th  – First Analversary

PMS H3 Travel Hash – Bayou Babes hosting – April 23rd  10 am

Crescent Shiggy Hash  – April 23rd 4 pm 

Pensacola Red Dress Run – May 19th – 21 Rego Here!

Voodoo Camp out May 26 – 28th.  Rego Here!

NOH3 Red Dress Run – August 12 – Rego Here! 

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Trail # 534 – Monty Python and the Holy Beer (er..grail) – Fucked by Mapquest, Sir Yacksalot, and KW3

 

Bring: $1 ( no coins), 6-pack (glass discouraged), flashlight, whistle

Date:  30 March, 2017  6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme:
Monty Python and The Holy Beer (Er Grail) – Join the geographically challenged maiden, the noble no-Fireball drinking knight, and some Aussie guy (Patsy??) as they lay a trail for the noble (cough, choke, cough) lords and ladies of the hash for the most noblest of quests, the Holy Grail (and if we can’t find that, beer will do nicely).  Brush up on your counting skills (perhaps a checkback of 5, er, 3 will be on trail), avoid the Holy Hand Grenades (water balloons??), be prepared to answer the questions three, and avoid the Knights who say NEEE!!!

Start:
SideBar NOLA  611 S White St, New Orleans, LA 70119

Hare and Co-Hares: 
Fucked By MapQuest, Sir Yacksalot, KW3

Beer Hare:
Urine Circle
Pre-Lube Location:SideBar NOLA  611 S White St, New Orleans, LA 70119

On-After Location: 
SideBar NOLA  611 S White St, New Orleans, LA 70119

 

Dog Friendly?:  Is that your wife sarge?
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Coconuts, and I don’t care if you get them from an African or European Swallow!!  Forecast is calling for rain, so prepare accordingly.
 Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc)

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) 3-4 miles

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc: A to A
 
Separate Walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split: Walkers on Turkey

Hash Announcements:

Full Moon Hash – Friday, April 21th  – First Analversary

Pensacola Red Dress Run – May 19th – 21 Rego Here!

Voodoo Camp out May 26 – 28th.  Rego Here!

 

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