Posted January 14th, 2019 by hareraiser
In a land far far away near the edge of Metairie (but still in New Orleans technically) there exist a portal into which those who have heart may follow and find Mythical creatures thought to be extinct (or at least too busy with life to hash or hare for you). Join Pussy Whisker as she brings on a quest to find the unicorns, mermaid pussy, and manotaurs.
**Urban dictionary was used in the selection of these mythical points of reference
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, January 17,2019
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Mythical Creatures
Start Address: 7546 Lakeshore Dr, New Orleans, LA 70124
Hare & Co-hares: Pussy Whisker
Beer hare: Atomic Dyke
Pre-Lube: Anywhere a hound wants to be found.
On-After: TBD
Dog Friendly: Trail is dog friendly.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nah
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: True trail is approx 4 miles
Trail is A to A
Posted January 8th, 2019 by hareraiser
It’s 12th night (kinda)! Don your best Mardi Gras gear and join us as we usher in the start of the time of the year where public drunkeness is extra allowed.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, Jan. 10, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: 12th(+4) Night
Start Address: Coliseum Square Park (corner of Camp and Race)
Hare & Co-hares: Patrick Gayze, Q.E. Oui Oui
Beer hare: Quesa-did-her
Pre-Lube: Half Moon
On-After: Half Moon
Dog Friendly: Probably not but you’re the best judge here
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No unless it is raining.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 miles (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks).
Trail is A to A.
Posted January 1st, 2019 by hareraiser
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, Jan. 4, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Get Your Comic On! 5th Anal!
Start Address: The Balls (881 Convention Center Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70130)
Hare & Co-hares: Q.E. Oui Oui, ReTARDIS
Beer hare: TBD
Pre-Lube: Ugly Dog Saloon (401 Andrew Higgins Blvd., NOLA 70130)
On-After: TBD
Dog Friendly: Yes. Be aware there may be some crowded areas of trail.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No unless it is raining.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 miles (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks).
Trail is A to A.
Posted December 26th, 2018 by hareraiser
We are here to throw the final and shittiest voodoo trail of the year! Expect to run through dog shit, get rained on, get lost and then drink for it, have someone drink your good beer that you got for Christmas, etc. It’s just that time of year for super shitty people to cum together and remember the super shitty year we have all had together.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, December 27, 2018
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: the shittiest trail of the year!
Hares: Dickie, knave, chew toy, and pretty much anyone else who opens they’re shitty mouth
Beer Hare: TBD
Start: House of Wong, 1901 Prytania
Prelube: probably
Shiggy Level: Concrete Jungle
Dog Friendly: Pussy Whisker Doesn’t Know, so she’s gonna assume No.
CYA: my 3 year old kid will be on trail, but he’s prob been to more hashes than you.
Posted December 18th, 2018 by hareraiser
Dashing through the blow, my nose acting like a sleigh.
In the whore we go, balls deep all the way
Belle she bobs on me, making spirits bright
Oh what fun it is to cum, in a New Orleans whore tonight….
Jingle Bells, Cockness smells, Q. E. laid an egg.
The Twater mobile has big wheels, and the virgin got a lay…………
Cum celebrate the joys of XXXMAS under the lights with the Voodoo Hash House Harriers. There will be lights, shots, beer, running, and did I mentions shots?!! Cum dressed in your brightest (lights; Christmas, flash, flesh, head…who said head.., whatever), sexiest, nerdiest XXXMAS attire, and enjoy a festive hash full of lights and hopefully some debauchery along the way.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, December 20, 2018
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: XXXMAS under the lights
Hare’s: Hitachi Topic & Saved by the Bush
Beer Hare: Super Smash Brother
Start: Corner of Downs Blvd and Veterans Blvd (in the homegoods parking lot
Pre-lube: New Orleans Original Daiquiris (6830 Veterans Blvd, Metairie, LA 70003)
On After: New Orleans Original Daiquiris (6830 Veterans Blvd, Metairie, LA 70003)
Shiggy Level: 3
Dog Friendly:
Trail= yes
