The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #666 – “The number of the beast” – Jewy Jewy Gang Bang & Petrified Wood

Woe to you, oh Earth and sea, for the Devil sends the Beast with wrath
Because he knows the time is short
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the Beast
For it is a human number, its number is six hundred and sixty six

Come out and celebrate the antichrist in your finest Satan worshipping gear – whether it be devil, a great outfit circa 1999 Hot Topic, your old altar boy robes, Ozzy Osborne/your fave metal bands, shiny demons

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, June 20, 2019

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: 666 – The Number of the Beast

Start Address: Coliseum Fountain – 1708 Coliseum St.

Hare & Co-hares: Jewy Jewy Gang Bang & Petrified Wood

Beer hare: Pussy Whisker

Pre-Lube: Half Moon

On-After: The Saint

Dog Friendly: the bars are not, but trail is

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No – unless you plan on baptising yourself in the fountain

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: Turkey/Eagle split: Turkey 3.5 miles, Eagle 6.66 miles

Trail is A to A.

Trail #665 – “WHOREBRAHAM LINCOLN’S FAREWELL TRAIL” – WhOOOOOOOOREBRAHAM LINCOLN, Queen Elizabeth Oui Oui

It’s almost that time for Whorebraham and Woolverine to ditch the piss-scented, potholed, flooded, boil-advisory ridden, cockroach infested, 24-hour to-go-cup bar scene that is our beloved New Orleans for the Golden Coast. Let’s send them off in style!

GUEST RA: WHOREBRAHAM LINCOLN AND EVERYTHING BUTT SEX! YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THIS ONE!!

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), drinking water, whistle, flashlight; EXTRA CASH FOR BAR STOPS!!!!

Date: Thursday, June 13, 2019

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! WE WILL LEAVE ON TIME THIS WEEK, WHOREBRAHAM HAS A BEDTIME! Follow trail if you’re late!

Theme: WHOREBRAHAM LINCOLN’S FAREWELL TRAIL. Dress in all things that Whorebraham likes: Cats, Woolverines, mermaids, Star Wars, kittens, tentacle porn, sequins, flat shoes, kitty cats, clothes you bought at Goodwill for a damn good price, statement necklaces, felines, braided hair, orange silicone suspenders, meowy chonks, orange wigs, carrots, tits or gtfo, any costume will do, cats again.

Start Address: Cooter Brown’s, 509 S Carrollton Ave, New Orleans, LA 70118
Park legally as you may be ubering home!

Hare & Co-hares: WhOOOOOOOOREBRAHAM LINCOLN, Queen Elizabeth Oui Oui.

Beer hare: Assbat, Woolverine, Just Kaiti

Pre-Lube: Cooter Brown’s

On-After: 7612 Oak St, New Orleans, LA 70118

Dog Friendly: Dogs can stay outside the bars.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? A little EXTRA CASH MONEY. If you want to pee in a bar, please buy a drink first, and tip your bartenders!!!

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: Less than 3 miles for walkers (Whorebraham is a fat lazy bastard), but who knows how far QE will run for the Eagle split.

Trail is A to B

Trail #664 – “7th Anal Life Aquatic Hash” – Pussy Whisker and Just Samantha

WE WANT YOU to join team zissou! Bring your interns and sense of underwater adventure on the 7th Anal Life Aquatic Pussy Whisker Hash. Pussy Whisker is going on an overnight drunk. Anyone who would care to join me is welcome. We will hunt the elusive leopard shark.. but we won’t kill it.We will work through our daddy issues. Attire is Team Zissou blue jump suits and red caps, unless your a intern(virgin). Dont leave your dog.. watch out for pirates.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight ( On After Pool Cover is $15 at the Country Club!!)
Date: Thursday, June 6 , 2019
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: 7th Anal Life Aquatic Hash
Start Address: Mickey Markey Playground 3301 royal st.
Hare & Co-hares: Pussy whisker and Just Samantha
Beer hare: Incompeetent

Pre Pre Lube: Country Club – 634 Louisa St, New Orleans, LA 70117

Pre-Lube: Markeys Bar – on the corner of Louisa and Royal
On-After: 634 Louisa St, New Orleans, LA 70117 ($15 to get into pool and hot tub area)
Dog Friendly: Absolutely not.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Yes.. and swimwear

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: Long enough to run, short enough to maximize pool time.

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc:. A to A.

Trail #663 – “Return to OZ” – Whordini & Woody Poke Her

Strap on your ruby slippers and prepare to ride a twister right over that rainbow because we are in for round 2, Return to Oz! Wear your finest Wizard of Oz/Return to Oz attire!

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, + $4 EXACT CHANGE for eagle trail, courage, a brain, a heart

Date: Thursday, May 30, 2019

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: Return to Oz/Wizard is Oz

Start Address: 311 N Front St, New Orleans, LA 70130

Hare & Co-hares: Whordini, Woody Poke Her

Beer hare: Tranny Jack, Roman Showers

Pre-Lube: Tiki Tolteca 301 N Peters St 2nd floor, New Orleans, LA 70130

On-After: Industry Bar 240 Decatur St, New Orleans, LA 70130

Dog Friendly: Bring your little dog too! (Dog friendly except eagle portion of trail)

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Additional $4 exact change needed for eagle trail

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: Turkey/Lollipop Guild Trail miles 3.1 miles, Eagle/Flying Monkey Trail 4.69

Trail is A to A: It’s A-A

Trail #657 – “Bayou Cuntry Ho-down” – Roman Showers Bring Me Flowers, Scuba Steve

Howdy Y’all! Save a horse and ride a cowboy to this cuntry themed trail. We’ll go out walking after 7, lookin’ for beer, so wear your best redneck or rhinestone cowboy realness.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, May 23, 2019

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: Bayou Cuntry Ho-down

Start Address: Neutral ground on Esplanade, between Decatur & Chartres

Hare & Co-hares: Roman Showers Bring Me Flowers, Scuba Steve

Beer hare: Missionary Position For the Purpose of Procreation

Pre-Lube: Igor’s Checkpoint Charlie’s
501 Esplanade Ave, New Orleans, LA 70116

On-After: NOLA Cantina
437 Esplanade Ave, New Orleans, LA 70116

Dog Friendly: Hound dogs who’ve never caught rabbits are allowed on trail, pre-lube/on after ain’t no friend of theirs though

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Bring money for extra credit if you need to drink yourself to death because your woman left you

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.5 miles

Trail is A to A: It’s A-A