The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #702 – Muses trail!

Get your boozes on with the Muses.
Whether you pronounce it Ca-lie-o-PEE or Callie-oooo-p, we want you to come get your boozes on with the Muses! In honor of the 9 Muses there will be 9 decorated shoes on trail!

Trail starts early so we can catch the parade.

Hares: Incompeetent and Through the Looking Ass

Beer Hare:Right to Bear Arms

Start: St. Mary and Prytania

6:30 Show, 7pm Go

A to A

Dog friendly- No puppers allowed on the parade route ☹️

Trail- 2 Miles

You might want to bring- Chairs, bags for catching beads and extra booze for watching the parade.
Red Zone across St. Charles if you run out of beer.

Trail# 701 – A Valentine’s Traipse through the Woods

It’s Mardi Gras season, the day before Valentine’s Day, and the 13th idk be creative or just come run.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), WHISTLE, flashlight

Date: Thursday, February 13

Time: 6:30 p.m. show, 7:00 p.m. GO!

Theme: A Valentine’s Traipse through the Woods

Start Address: 7624 Maple St., the parking lot across from PJ’s

Hare & Co-hares: Woody Poke Her, Petrified Wood

Beer hare: Shitty Titties

Pre-Lube: Red’s Uptilly Tavern

Dog Friendly:  NOPE

On-After: Madigan’s Bar 800 S Carrollton Ave, New Orleans, LA 70118

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nah

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: ~5 miles, with a shorter walkers trail

Trail is A to A+

Trail #700 – The 700 Club


Welcome to the 700 Club. We are blessed to have you and we are ready for you to hear our Hashvangelists spread the good word during this #hashtag blessed night of the Voodoo Hash. We are embraced and enlightened tonight by the Hares, the Hounds, and the Holy Caskets. We hope to open your hearts (if you have one) and probably your legs (if you have those)… on this enlightening pilgrimage throughout our BLEST city. We welcome you to see the miracles amongst us. If you can’t see it, you should believe it. Because that’s how religion works.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glassdiscouraged), a dog, whistle, flashlight (highly recommend)

Date: Thursday, February 6th

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: The 700 Club

 Start Address: Superior Grill 3636 St. Charles Ave

Hare & Co-Hares: Just Caitlin, In the Kitchen, Jackrophiliac

Beer hare: Petrified Wood

Pre-Lube: Superior Grill 3636 St. Charles 

On-After: Prytania Bar 3445 Prytania St.

Dog Friendly: Trail—yes! Bars, no :( sorry pups!

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No we don’t have time for that we only have the word of god
 Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.5

 Trail is A to A!

Trail# 699 – Show Me Your FLAIR!

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight


Date: Thursday, 1/30/2020


Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pmGO!


Theme: Show me your FLAIR! Prove you’re the “hashiest” hasher and wear all your hab to trail. Prize to the wanker with the most flair!


Start Address: Corner of Harrison & Fleur de Lis 


Hare: CUM muter


Beer hare: Hitachi Topic


Pre-Lube: Basin Lounge, 152 W. Harrison Ave, NOLA (Happy Hour specials from 4-7pm)


On-After: Basin Lounge. Ladies Night from 8pm-12am! Free , wells & domestic !


Dog Friendly: Yes


 Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nah


 Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4ish miles


 Trail is A to A! 

Trail #698 – Jellicle Hash (CATS!)Jellicle Hash (CATS!)

Practical hash, dramatical hash
Geriactrical hash, millennial hash
Shiggical hash, lunacle hash
Sexual hash, hashiest hash
Runnicle hash, walkable hash
Shitticle hash, check backicle hash
Gisperticle hash, Americle hash
New Orleanicle hash and transplanticle hash
Political hash, hypocritical hash
White clawicle hash, no lawicle hash
Cynical hash, rabbinical hash

Jellicle songs for Jellicle Hash
Jellicle beers that Jellicles drink
Jellicle hares and Jellicle hounds
Jellicle songs that Jellichares sing

Let’s wander into the uncanny valley and celebrate digital fur technology & all the glorious ridiculousness that went into what’s sure to be a cult classic film, CATS! Come dressed in your finest humanoid cat attire, limber up, & prepare for things to get weird… feline style. Bonus points if you come with an original CATS! style name ready (examples Rum Tum Tugger, Grizabella, Mr. Mistoffelees, Macavity), there might be something in it for you if you do.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, talent worthy of the Jellicle Choice, milk, $$ for possible extra credit stops

Date: Thursday, January 23

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: Jellicle Hash (CATS!)

Start Address: 1200 St Bernard Ave, New Orleans, LA 70116

Hare & Co-hares: Whordini & Just Kitty

Beer hare: Just Caitlin

Pre-Lube: Sidney’s Saloon 1200 St Bernard Ave, New Orleans, LA 70116

On-After: The Goat 1301 St Bernard Ave, New Orleans, LA 70116

Dog Friendly: Sure, but know that CATS ARE NOT DOGS

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? A sense of magic & whimsy, lack of distinguishable human sexual features

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: Runners’ trail is 5ish miles. Walkers will do less.

Trail is A to A+