The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 506 – Fucking Tourists – Petrified Wood and Shitler’s List

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Since nobody wanted to pick up trail this week, get ready for another awesome trail on the parish line! Join your guides Petrified Wood and Shitler’s List for a scenic tour of New Orleans and Arabi. Be sure to bring your selfie sticks, you won’t want to miss a photo during this trail, packed with (mild) shiggy and two opportunities to stop with your friends on trail.

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, September 22, 2016, 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme: Fucking Tourists

Start: Gearald’s Donut & Burger  6901 St Claude Ave, Arabi, LA 70032 (Actually right behind on Aycock St.)

Hare and Co-Hares: Petrified Wood, Shitler’s List

Beer Hare: Shitty Titties

Pre-Lube Location: Pirogues Whiskey Bayou, 6940 Saint Claude Ave, Arabi, LA 70032

On-After Location: Pirogues Whiskey Bayou, 6940 Saint Claude Ave, Arabi, LA 70032

Dog Friendly?: Nope

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Cover those legs

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc) 2 BN,  so bring extra beer

Approximate Length of True Trail: 4.6 miles

 Hash Announcements:

Mobile Red Dress Run October 7-9th Rego Here!

2nd Anal Pink Dress Run is October 13th!  Bring a $5 for this year’s charity patch
 – $$ goes to American Cancer Society for Breast Cancer.

Crescent Shiggy Jazz Funeral – October 21 -23rd  Rego Here!

 

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Trail # 505 – Hunt for the Zombie Queens – Just Jesse and CUM muter

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Two hashers have been infected by a virus (was it in the blood in the casket from last trail that wounded some unlucky hasher? Maybe, we will never know). Can you track down these hashers turned zombie queens in order to secure the city? Wear your best zombie hunting gear and bring your survival skills as you hunt through cemeteries and over bayous. Along the way, make sure to search for special immunity potions and antidotes. Attire: Boy Scout or soldier attire, anything you might hunt zombies in…

Pre hunt meal: Homedale offers $15 steak plate from 5 to 9 (or until meat lasts) filet, baked potato, and corn, so come early to get your meat before the hunt.

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, September 15, 2016. 6:30 show, 7 pm go.

Theme: Hunt for the Zombie Queens

Start:  Homedale Inn Bar, 618 Homedale St, New Orleans, LA 70124

Hare and Co-Hares: Just Jesse (Virgin lay) and CUM muter

Beer Hare:  Cock a Booty Boo

Pre-Lube Location: Homedale Inn Bar   618 Homedale St, New Orleans, LA 70124

On-After Location: Homedale Inn Bar 618 Homedale St, New Orleans, LA 70124

Dog Friendly?: no

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc): Bring enough beer for two beer stops, it’s gonna be a long night hunting those zombies

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) 5.2 miles

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc: A to A

Separate Walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split: Walkers follow trail

 

 

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Trail # 504 – th3 504 and all things NOLA – Boudreaux’s Butt Paste

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Now won’t you wobble wobble
Let me see you shake it, shake it
Now won’t you drop it, drop it
Ohh, take it, take it
We them 504 Boyz, huh, we them 504 Boyz

Dial it up wankers.  Five Oh Four in dah house.  Cum, run, and drink with your Voodoo in any New Orleans themed outfit.

Bring: $1 (no coins), 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, 8 September 2016 – 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme: 504 and All Things NOLA

Start: Duncan Plaza 331 Loyola Ave, New Orleans, LA 70112

Hare and Co-Hares: Boudreaux’s Butt Paste

Beer Hare: Fisty Cunt

Pre-Lube Location: Handsome Willy’s 218 S Robertson St, New Orleans, LA 70112

On-After Location: TBD

Dog Friendly?: yes

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail?

Any specific info the pack may need?

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc)

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc: A to A

Hash Announcements:

Mobile Red Dress Run October 7-9th Rego Here!

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Trail # 503 – Scouts’ Guide to Hurricane Preparedness – Scouts On Her

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You guessed it folks! September is here, and if going back to school wasn’t enough, here is a month of worrying about your house flooding to go with it! But fear not, Scouts on Her will show you how to float down canal with out a care, and how to stay wet in all the right ways! So put on you best “oh shit where is the family dog” outfit and come learn how to make it through this years most fun month!

Bring: $1 (no coins), 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight, a platoon of Texas national guard

Date: Thursday, 1 September 2016 – 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme: Scouts’ Guide to Hurricane Preparedness

Start: C-anal and Jeff Davis 3340 Canal St, New Orleans, LA 70119 (ish)

Hare and Co-Hares: Scouts On Her

Beer Hare: Ur(in)e Circle

Pre-Lube Location: Holy Ground 3340 Canal St, New Orleans, LA 70119

On-After Location: Bayou Beer Garden 326 N Jefferson Davis Pkwy, New Orleans, LA 70119

Dog Friendly?: just as much as a hurricane can be

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail?

Any specific info the pack may need?

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc)

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc: A to A

Hash Announcements:

Awards are this week

Mobile Red Dress Run October 7-9th Rego Here!

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Trail # 502 – The Hunt for Cryptids and other Mythical Creatures – Cockness Monster, Doofus White Boy

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Come travel deep into the murky, stagnant swamps in search of a legendary creature the mythical Monster of Cock Ness.  The Monster of Cock Ness was born in a place hotter than hell, South Louisiana in the summer, its Father was a Rougaroo and its Mother a Grunch, its only friend growing up was a Kraken who took it to the great depths to cool off and eat carcasses on the ocean floor.  Now, 35 years later it has returned to enjoy the muggy heat of summer and recharge in the decaying, filthy bogs in and around the ancient city of New Orleans.

 Adventure is guaranteed, but safety is not.  The Search will be led by Captain Doofus of the SS Shitanic on an epic last voodoo voyage before Doofus departs for the blue waters of the Straits of Florida.  Join us as we explore and try to capture this and many other majestic cryptids.  There are tales that the fabled beast can be lured out with tree fiddy of currency and the sacrifices of Virgins.  Your tree fiddy will go towards the swamp people presently affected by torrential rains in the birth marshes of the Legendary Monster of Cock Ness.  The Virgins will be tributes to the Monster. 

Walkers beware – sirens will haunt your path.  They have attracted many sailors to their deaths with their beautiful, melodic voices.  Do not be overcome by these devils of the sea.

Be prepared to Tell Tall Tales of these two hashers, Cock Ness and Doofus, at circle. Both of these hashers are already legends in their own shrinking, alcohol drenched, and delusional, craniums. Only because of KW3 do these two not seem egotistical, only because of IME do these two not seem so creepy, and only because of all of you do these two seem intelligent.

If you can donate please bring about $3.50 or whatever you can for the people that got flooded out from the recent storms.  Anything beyond the $1 dollar cost of the hash will go towards a charity (charity suggestions welcome) directly helping those affected.  Special gifts go to the top donators.   It does not have to be exactly $3.50, more or less is acceptable, that’s just about what the Monster of Cock Ness needs.  Also bring Virgins, lots of them, we have been short on those lately and the monster, like all hashers and hashes, has an appetite for new meat. 

There will be cryptids on trail, one per hasher. 

The On-After will be at Casa Doofus, which will have crappy food, alcohol and a COSTUME SALE!

Bring: $1 (no coins), $3.50 suggested donation for flood victims (coins are ok, more is ok, less is also ok) there will be a donation bucket, 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight, VIRGINS!!

Date: Thursday, 25 Aug 2016 – 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme: The hunt for Cryptids and other mythical creatures, Wear any of the following: Explorer Gear, Sailor Gear (Naughty-cool gear), CockNess and other Monster outfits, or plaid.

Start: Corner of Sycamore St and Audubon St 2200 Audubon St, New Orleans, LA 70125

Hare and Co-Hares: Cock Ness Monster, Doofus White Boy, and mystery hares!!

Beer Hare: Just Janna

Pre-Lube Location: The Boot: 1039 Broadway St, New Orleans, LA 70118

On-After Location: Casa Doofus, on Broadway – Costume Sale! and likely some free shit.

Dog Friendly?: Yes, bring water for them

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? The weather’s been sloppy so a change of clothes is a good idea. Minor Shiggy.

Any specific info the pack may need? Capture Cryptids along the way. One per hasher.

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc)  Runners trail = 4.0, walkers trail = 2.3

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc: A to A

Hash Announcements:

Awards are next week – Sept 1

Mobile Red Dress Run October 7-9th Rego Here!

 

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