Posted June 18th, 2019 by hareraiser
Woe to you, oh Earth and sea, for the Devil sends the Beast with wrath
Because he knows the time is short
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the Beast
For it is a human number, its number is six hundred and sixty six
Come out and celebrate the antichrist in your finest Satan worshipping gear – whether it be devil, a great outfit circa 1999 Hot Topic, your old altar boy robes, Ozzy Osborne/your fave metal bands, shiny demons
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, June 20, 2019
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: 666 – The Number of the Beast
Start Address: Coliseum Fountain – 1708 Coliseum St.
Hare & Co-hares: Jewy Jewy Gang Bang & Petrified Wood
Beer hare: Pussy Whisker
Pre-Lube: Half Moon
On-After: The Saint
Dog Friendly: the bars are not, but trail is
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No – unless you plan on baptising yourself in the fountain
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: Turkey/Eagle split: Turkey 3.5 miles, Eagle 6.66 miles
Trail is A to A.
Posted June 10th, 2019 by hareraiser
It’s almost that time for Whorebraham and Woolverine to ditch the piss-scented, potholed, flooded, boil-advisory ridden, cockroach infested, 24-hour to-go-cup bar scene that is our beloved New Orleans for the Golden Coast. Let’s send them off in style!
GUEST RA: WHOREBRAHAM LINCOLN AND EVERYTHING BUTT SEX! YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THIS ONE!!
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), drinking water, whistle, flashlight; EXTRA CASH FOR BAR STOPS!!!!
Date: Thursday, June 13, 2019
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! WE WILL LEAVE ON TIME THIS WEEK, WHOREBRAHAM HAS A BEDTIME! Follow trail if you’re late!
Theme: WHOREBRAHAM LINCOLN’S FAREWELL TRAIL. Dress in all things that Whorebraham likes: Cats, Woolverines, mermaids, Star Wars, kittens, tentacle porn, sequins, flat shoes, kitty cats, clothes you bought at Goodwill for a damn good price, statement necklaces, felines, braided hair, orange silicone suspenders, meowy chonks, orange wigs, carrots, tits or gtfo, any costume will do, cats again.
Start Address: Cooter Brown’s, 509 S Carrollton Ave, New Orleans, LA 70118
Park legally as you may be ubering home!
Hare & Co-hares: WhOOOOOOOOREBRAHAM LINCOLN, Queen Elizabeth Oui Oui.
Beer hare: Assbat, Woolverine, Just Kaiti
Pre-Lube: Cooter Brown’s
On-After: 7612 Oak St, New Orleans, LA 70118
Dog Friendly: Dogs can stay outside the bars.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? A little EXTRA CASH MONEY. If you want to pee in a bar, please buy a drink first, and tip your bartenders!!!
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: Less than 3 miles for walkers (Whorebraham is a fat lazy bastard), but who knows how far QE will run for the Eagle split.
Trail is A to B
Posted June 3rd, 2019 by hareraiser
WE WANT YOU to join team zissou! Bring your interns and sense of underwater adventure on the 7th Anal Life Aquatic Pussy Whisker Hash. Pussy Whisker is going on an overnight drunk. Anyone who would care to join me is welcome. We will hunt the elusive leopard shark.. but we won’t kill it.We will work through our daddy issues. Attire is Team Zissou blue jump suits and red caps, unless your a intern(virgin). Dont leave your dog.. watch out for pirates.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight ( On After Pool Cover is $15 at the Country Club!!)
Date: Thursday, June 6 , 2019
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: 7th Anal Life Aquatic Hash
Start Address: Mickey Markey Playground 3301 royal st.
Hare & Co-hares: Pussy whisker and Just Samantha
Beer hare: Incompeetent
Pre Pre Lube: Country Club – 634 Louisa St, New Orleans, LA 70117
Pre-Lube: Markeys Bar – on the corner of Louisa and Royal
On-After: 634 Louisa St, New Orleans, LA 70117 ($15 to get into pool and hot tub area)
Dog Friendly: Absolutely not.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Yes.. and swimwear
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: Long enough to run, short enough to maximize pool time.
Trail is A to A, A to B, etc:. A to A.
Posted May 27th, 2019 by hareraiser
Strap on your ruby slippers and prepare to ride a twister right over that rainbow because we are in for round 2, Return to Oz! Wear your finest Wizard of Oz/Return to Oz attire!
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, + $4 EXACT CHANGE for eagle trail, courage, a brain, a heart
Date: Thursday, May 30, 2019
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Return to Oz/Wizard is Oz
Start Address: 311 N Front St, New Orleans, LA 70130
Hare & Co-hares: Whordini, Woody Poke Her
Beer hare: Tranny Jack, Roman Showers
Pre-Lube: Tiki Tolteca 301 N Peters St 2nd floor, New Orleans, LA 70130
On-After: Industry Bar 240 Decatur St, New Orleans, LA 70130
Dog Friendly: Bring your little dog too! (Dog friendly except eagle portion of trail)
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Additional $4 exact change needed for eagle trail
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: Turkey/Lollipop Guild Trail miles 3.1 miles, Eagle/Flying Monkey Trail 4.69
Trail is A to A: It’s A-A
Posted May 20th, 2019 by hareraiser
Howdy Y’all! Save a horse and ride a cowboy to this cuntry themed trail. We’ll go out walking after 7, lookin’ for beer, so wear your best redneck or rhinestone cowboy realness.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, May 23, 2019
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Bayou Cuntry Ho-down
Start Address: Neutral ground on Esplanade, between Decatur & Chartres
Hare & Co-hares: Roman Showers Bring Me Flowers, Scuba Steve
Beer hare: Missionary Position For the Purpose of Procreation
Pre-Lube: Igor’s Checkpoint Charlie’s
501 Esplanade Ave, New Orleans, LA 70116
On-After: NOLA Cantina
437 Esplanade Ave, New Orleans, LA 70116
Dog Friendly: Hound dogs who’ve never caught rabbits are allowed on trail, pre-lube/on after ain’t no friend of theirs though
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Bring money for extra credit if you need to drink yourself to death because your woman left you
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.5 miles
Trail is A to A: It’s A-A
