The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #598 – “Jum-OnIn-Ji” – In The Kitchen & Whordini

Jum-OnIn-ji

A Trail for those who seek to find a way to leave their sobriety behind…

Hares Beware! Do not begin unless you intend to finish.

The exciting consequences of this trail will only begin when a player has reached Jum-OnIn-ji and called out its name!

In the jungle hares will race as you put trail clues into place.

Play the game and roll the dice, $1 & 6 pack is your price.

Hares encourage animal, jungle, & hash attire. Whatever meets your heart’s desire.

 Zenning exacts a heavy cost, wander far and you’ll get lost.

Beware a hunter in your midst! If you catch his mark, you’ll be remised.

We hope you join us as we play, the game begins with hares away!

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, May 17, 2018
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Jum-OnIn-ji
Start Address:  6070 Magazine Street (Perlis parking lot across from Monkey Hill Bar)
Hare & Co-hares: In the Kitchen & Whordini
Beer hare:   Twater Sports & Maid of Jizzed on Her
Pre-Lube:   Monkey Hill Bar (6100 Magazine St, New Orleans, LA 70118)
On-After:    St. Joe’s Bar (5535 Magazine St, New Orleans, LA 70118)
Dog Friendly: Beasts are welcome on trail…its a jungle out there. Pre-lube/On-After is known for poachers, humans only please. You’ve been warned!
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail?   Your wits! Be ready for riddles and keep your eyes peeled for hunters.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.2 miles of adventure!
Trail is A to A 

Trail #597 – “Ta-Ta to Tippy Toes” – Tippy Toes, Shitler’s List, I’m a Delicate F*ing Flower, & Petrified Wood

T‎a-Ta to Tippy Toes
Ello, Gov’na! Are you walkers ready for a bloody British trail? Well, bob’s your uncle, you’ve got it, mate. Our very own Tippy Toes is heading back across the pond, so let’s send her off in the most cheeky of ways. (I googled English phrases)
Make sure you’re not too zonked to make it out to this mint hash: sink some drinks, log some kilometers, and get pissed. ‎Don’t be dim…wear your most Britishy themed gear to make this a real tickety-boo night. Have I over-egged the pudding enough yet with the King’s language?
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, May 10, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme:  Ta-Ta to Tippy Toes
Start Address: Cooter Brown’s (509 S. Carrollton Ave., New Orleans, LA 70118)
Hare & Co-hares: Tippy Toes, Shitler’s List, I’m a Delicate F*ing Flower
Beer hare: Petrified Wood
Pre-Lube: Cooter Brown’s (509 S. Carrollton Ave., New Orleans, LA 70118)
On-After: Cooter Brown’s (509 S. Carrollton Ave., New Orleans, LA 70118)
Dog Friendly: Yes
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Extra water for any pooches.
 
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.5 miles (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks).
 
Trail is A to A

Trail #596 – “The Cake Is A Lie…” – Fucked by Map Quest, Banana Slit, and Apply for Pleasure

What’s full of beer and found in MidCity? Bars. Just kidding, it’s you
on the next trail.

Grab your companion cube and hope that the hares haven’t been hiding
the fact that they’re really homicidal AIs randomly generating
challenges for you to solve, or are they?

The hares committed to the well being of all participants. Cake and
grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test,
errr… trail. Thank you for helping us help you help us all.


Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, May 3, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: The Cake is a Lie
Start Address: Neutral Ground of Banks St. and S. Jefferson Davis Pkwy, New Orleans, LA 70119

Hare & Co-hares: Fucked By Mapquest, Banana Slit, Apply For Pleasure
Beer hare: Virgin Mutha
Pre-Lube: Finn McCool’s (3701 Banks St., NOLA 70119)
On-After: Finn McCool’s
Dog Friendly: Probably.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No.

Approx. -l-l-l–> length:  3ish miles. Walkers follow trail.

Trail is A to A

Trail #595 – “A Very Merry UNbirthday” – Mr. hEd, Fuck-A-Bear, Q.E. Oui Oui, Iceman Thumbeth, Woody Poke Her, Patrick Gayze

Let’s all congratulate us with another pint of beer
A very merry unbirthday to you!
To who?
To me
Oh you!
Now, statistics prove, prove that you’ve one birthday
Imagine, just one birthday every year
Ah, but there are three hundred and sixty four unbirthdays!
Precisely why we’re gathered here to cheer, with beer!
A very merry unbirthday to you, to you
To me?
To you!
A very merry unbirthday
For me?
For you!
Now blow the whistle when you’re on my dear
And make your wish come true
A merry merry unbirthday to you!
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, bunny ears, talking cats, magical mushrooms
Date: Thursday, April 26, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Happy Un-Birthday to You! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdsZT7WKjW8)
Start Address: Kennedy Place (Park at the corner of Ursulines and Rendon)
Hare & Co-hares: Mr. hEd, Fuck-A-Bear, Q.E. Oui Oui, Iceman Thumbeth, Woody Poke Her, Patrick Gayze if his imaginary wife gives him permission
Beer hareMoist of All
Pre-Lube: Pa’s (949 N. Rendon St., New Orleans, LA 70119)
On-After: Pal’s (949 N. Rendon St., New Orleans, LA 70119)
Dog Friendly: Only if your dogs are willing to go down the rabbit hole
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Bring your bunny onesies, cheshire smiles, tea cups, and, of course, your birthday suits. Hallucinogenic drugs optional.
 
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: True Trail is 5 miles (but there are four speciality checks, so don’t worry about alcohol withdrawal). Walkers will be on a separate walking trail.
Trail is A to A Prime, so beware, you zenning mofo’s.

Trail #594 – “5th ANAL HALF-BAKED YEAST INFECTION FROM DOWN UNDA” – What’s Warm & Q.E. Oui Oui

Long long ago in the before times, there was a man, Warm in nature, and nature was warm to him, some may say one could not exist without the other.  It truly was a happy and symbiotic experience.  And on a special day, 04/20, this man of a warm persuasion would give thanks to the herbs of the earth, the preferred method of celebration was inhalation, at other times it has been gumy, and on occasion, somewhat ironically,  baked.

There was another man, but a boy really.  Lost and far from home, many of the fine traditions of his people forgotten, save one.  The 25th of April.  A day of great significance, set aside to remember when troops landed in Suvla bay, and to honour all those that fought under the banner ANZAC from the shores of Golipoli, held up by the Rats of Tobruk, along the Kakoda trail to all currently serving at home and abroad. 

 
As neither would deny the significance of the other’s respective day, an alliance was formed and together with the help of the Chosen People a tradition was was born. 
 
And on this Thursday we celebrate the 5th installment of the Half Baked Yeast Infection Down Unda (2nd if you go by Ole Mate Warmy’s counting). This year has the possibility of everything a soul could desire; Johnny Bread, Green and Gold jello shots, 4 separate trails (all starting at LaBorde Mountain), and a hare on crutches!  Oh yeah, possibly a patch.
 
Religion for the evening will be a short ANZAC service, if you choose to attend we ask that you show the respect that the ceremony deserves, if this not for you feel free to warm up the on after. 

 

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, April 19, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: The 5th Anal HALF-BAKED YEAST INFECTION DOWN UNDA!!!
Start Address: LaBorde Mountian, Couturie Forest, City Park (Approx. 1009 Harrison Ave., NOLA 70124 – look for signs to the start from Harrison)
Hare & Co-hares: What’s Warm & Q.E. Oui Oui
Beer hare:  ¿Quesa-did-her?
Pre-Lube:  Parlay’s (870 Harrison Ave., NOLA 70124)
On-After: Parlays
Dog Friendly: Trail yes, on after no.
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? It’s in city park and there has been a fair bit of rain, there is no intent to get you wet and dirty (or is there), but we cant help it if you do ;)
 
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 separate trails (4+ miles depending on how many you choose to do) 
Trail is A to A to A to A to A