The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #744 – Who Run the World?

We all know that womxn run the world because Beyonce, our lord and savior, told us so. And because Solange lives here, that means womxn must run New Orleans, right? Right. Come out and tour some iconic bad ass feminist highlights of New Orleans. From Lulu White to Marie Laveau, Mahalia Jackson to Henriette Delille, some phenomenasty womxn have graced our great city, and we will honor them with our bodies, thirst, and human sacrifice.

Be empowered! Learn some history! Honor thy bad asses!

Bring: $0 (only coins); 6-pack & personal cooler, whistle, flashlight, Michelle Obama arms, dissent collars

Date: Thursday, December 3rd, 2020


Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!


Theme: Who Run the World?


Start Address: Congo Square (701 N. Rampart St)


Hare & Co-hares: Mr. hEd (I’m a strong, independent womxn, I DON’T NEED ANY CO-HARES BITCH)


Beer hare: I do need one of these… plz halp

Pre-Lube: NO 


On-After: NO STOP ASKING

Dog Friendly: Only if they’re nasty feminists

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Bring your flashlight, it’s dark outside and broken noses are so NOT fetch. Bring your whistle so the people behind you don’t hate you (more than they already do).


Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 miles! No walker’s trail. To completely use Audre Lord’s quote out of context, “I am not free while any woman is unfree, even when her shackles are very different from my own.” Deal with it, walkers.


Trail is A to A+, no zenning, it’ll make you look stupid and you’ll feel very lonely and thirsty all by yourself at Armstrong Park. 

Trail# 743 – Hashgiving Shots and Desserts Trail

Hashgiving Shots and Desserts Trail

Bring: your own drinks in your own cooler, whistle, flashlight, mask

Date: Thursday, November 26

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: Shots and Desserts

Start Address: 2515 Banks St. 70119

Hare & Co-hares: ¿Quesa-did-her? and The Iceman Thumbeth

Beer hare: TBD

Dog Friendly: Yes

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 2 miles and change

Trail is A to A

Details: Come burn off a few Thanksgiving dinner calories and then immediately replace them with shots and dessert. And not just any shots and dessert- this is not Titos and a Rouses cookie. Quesa and Iceman are pulling out all the stops on this one so if you’re in town you don’t want to miss it. All food/drinks will be individually packaged so you don’t get COVID, obv. Please mark yes or maybe on the Facebook event so we know how much to make.

Trail #742 – Before the Turkey Trot cums the “Chicken Chase”

Bring: 6-pack (glass discouraged) in a personal cooler, whistle, flashlight, MASK, and your donations to the Covenant House!!

Date: Thursday, November 19th 


Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!


Theme: Before the Turkey Trot cums the “Chicken Chase”  – Come dressed in your finest feathered and fowl themed attire, and help support those who are less fortunate by participating in our Donations Drive for the Covenant House. We will be seeking new men’s and women’s underwear, new toddler pull ups, non perishable food items or get out that wallet and make a donation to help homeless youth in our community.  The Covenant House serves youth who are experiencing homlessness and provides them with shelter and supportive services.  All donors will get a “jello” shot at start as a Thank You for your donation! A new flour delivery method will be debuted on this trail and there may be a special visitor! 


Start Address: 3231 Gentilly Blvd –  Drive Up Chase Bank Area 


Hare & Co-hares: Chicken Diddle and co-hare What’s Warm and shot hare, Brown Button 


Beer hare: TBD – Hoe Exotic


Pre-Lube: Your house 


On-After: TBD, perhaps Jockey’s or Chicken Diddle’s backyard 


Dog Friendly: Yes, but there is broken glass in some areas so be aware


Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? A flashlight is highly recommended.  


Approx. -l-l-l–> length: ~ 3.0 miles for Turkey/Chicken Walkers and ~4.5 for Eagles/Runners  (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks) . There will be Chicken/Eagle splits, and two shot checks.  


Trail is A to A

Trail #741 – 2020 Player Haters Ball

Bring: a 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, a personal cooler, and a MASK


Date: Thursday, Nov 12, 2020


Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!


Theme: The time has come for you to get on your finest attire and share the hate with the finest collection of pimps, hoes, players, johns, tricks, marks, mark ass tricks, trick ass Mark’s, skeeters, skanks, skiing scags, and scallywops. 
Welcome to the 2020 Player Haters Ball!


Start Address: rendon inn 4501 eve st.


Hare & Co-hares: whordini, mr. HeD woody poke her 


Beer hare: urine asian


Pre-Lube: rendon inn


On-After: maybe


Dog Friendly: puppers should be able to do trail, though it will be challenging 


Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail?  Make sure to bring a flashlight and whistle! Bring enough beverages for two stops


Approx. -l-l-l–> length: (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks). Walkers: about 2.5 miRunners: 5-6 mi


Trail is A to A, A to B, etc. 
A to A+

Trail #740 – I Rocked the Vote

Did you Rock The Vote 2020? If so, join us this Thursday to run. We may run away from our sorrows or run in celebration. Whichever way you vote, just GO OUT AND VOTE! Need a ride to vote? Comment on the trail posting and we will find someone to drive you to vote. Your voice MATTERS! Your life MATTERS! Come dressed in your finest Uncle Sam gear or rock out with your c*ck as your favorite rockstar to express your right to choose who leads this country.

Bring:  6-pack (glass discouraged), small cooler, whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, November 5th

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: I Rocked the Vote

Start Address: Dmacs 542 S Jefferson Davis Pkwy

Hare & Co-hares: Hoe Exotic and Just Anna

Beer hare: Just Chris

Pre-Lube: Dmacs 542 S Jefferson Davis Pkwy

On-After: Finns 3701 Banks Street

Dog Friendly: Bar is kinda? Trail is for sure

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail?

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 miles (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks)

Trail is A to A