Trail #657 – “Bayou Cuntry Ho-down” – Roman Showers Bring Me Flowers, Scuba Steve

Howdy Y’all! Save a horse and ride a cowboy to this cuntry themed trail. We’ll go out walking after 7, lookin’ for beer, so wear your best redneck or rhinestone cowboy realness.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, May 23, 2019

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: Bayou Cuntry Ho-down

Start Address: Neutral ground on Esplanade, between Decatur & Chartres

Hare & Co-hares: Roman Showers Bring Me Flowers, Scuba Steve

Beer hare: Missionary Position For the Purpose of Procreation

Pre-Lube: Igor’s Checkpoint Charlie’s
501 Esplanade Ave, New Orleans, LA 70116

On-After: NOLA Cantina
437 Esplanade Ave, New Orleans, LA 70116

Dog Friendly: Hound dogs who’ve never caught rabbits are allowed on trail, pre-lube/on after ain’t no friend of theirs though

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Bring money for extra credit if you need to drink yourself to death because your woman left you

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.5 miles

Trail is A to A: It’s A-A

Trail #656 – “2nd ‘Annual’ Tchoupitoulas Hash-A-Thon” – Jackrophiliac and Petrified Wood

This Thursday marks 2 weeks after Jazz Fest, which means it’s time to get in shape for bikini season! What better way than by running your ass off in New Orleans heat? It was such a bad idea the first time, we decided to wait 4 full years before trying again!

Trail will be long and fast, passing some of the most storied drinking establishments from Tchoupitoulas to Tulane. You may see striking similarities to an arguably more prestigious event in the area. This trail offers a way for the humble hasher to get a taste of greatness.

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight
Date: 5/16/2019
Theme: 2nd ‘Annual’ Tchoupitoulas Hash-A-Thon
Start: Grit’s Bar, 530 Lyons St, New Orleans, LA 70115

Hare and Co-Hares: Jackrophiliac and Petrified Wood
Beer Hare: Hitachi Topic
Pre-Lube Location: Grit’s Bar, 530 Lyons St, New Orleans, LA 70115
On-After Location: Grits (maybe F+Ms if they decide to be open?)
Dog Friendly?: Trail is, bars are probably iffy.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? No shiggy, but it will be hot, or rainy, or hot and rainy. Bring adequate clothing, and maybe a watermelon.

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc) Hashers need to do their best to stay off Magazine Street and the Audubon Park golf course.

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) True Trail is no less than 6 miles! Walkers will have a 3 mile trail they are advised to take! There will be a split marked.

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc: A to A

Separate Walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split: Walkers will follow the same trail until the T/E split

Trail #655- “German Sparkle Party” – ReTARDIS & Conjugal Visitor

Trail #654 – “Sloppy 2nd Thursday of da Fest!” – CUM Muter

Trail #653 – “HALF-BAKED YEAST INFECTION DOWN UNDA VI: The Quest for Higher Ground” – What’s Warm & Q.E. Oui Oui

In 2014 four people (who were “just friends”) met at Winston’s and between them conceived a trail that would become known as the first ever HALF-BAKED YEAST INFECTION DOWN UNDA. Virgin hares Warmy, Gangers and “Dave” under the sage tutelage of Meows put down a trail through the back roads of Old Meterie.

In 2015 they said it couldn’t be done. They told Warmy he was crazy, they said it was too hard, that not everyone could get to the top of the mountain. Warmy asked the important question
“who can’t make it to the top”
And they said “Dave, he is on crutches”
Warmy’s response was as appropriate then as it was now – I’m not worried about Dave
And make it to the top he did, on 3 legs (on crutches you perv, get your mind out of the crutch). When he was up, he was up, and when he was down he was down, and when he was only half way up, he took a slash (see attached picture).

In 2017 the highest of highs were reached when trail fell on 4/20, and there was much rejoicing.

And now in 2019, for the first time, trail falls on the 25th of April otherwise known as ANZAC Day. So come if you dare to:

HALF-BAKED YEAST INFECTION DOWN UNDA VI:
The Quest for Higher Ground

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, April 25, 2019

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: HALF-BAKED YEAST INFECTION DOWN UNDA VI: The Quest for Higher Ground

Start Address: LaBorde Mountian, Couturie Forest, City Park (Approx. 1009 Harrison Ave., NOLA 70124 – look for signs to the start from Harrison)

Hare & Co-hares: What’s Warm & Q.E. Oui Oui

Beer hare: TBD

Pre-Lube: Parlay’s (870 Harrison Ave., NOLA 70124)

On-After: Parlays

Dog Friendly: Trail yes, on after no.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? It’s in city park and there has been a fair bit of rain, there is no intent to get you wet and dirty (or is there), but we cant help it if you do ;)

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 separate trails (4+ miles depending on how many you choose to do)

Trail is A to A to A to A to A