The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #617 – “Hash Against Humanity” – Inside Voice & Penis Over Other People

The worst people in all of humanity, are haring the worse hash against all humanity. The theme is to be your worst, as the worst hares try their best. There will be some cards, and shit too. Bring extra booze to drown how horrible it’s gonna be. It’ll be the worst.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (no glass!), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, August 16, 2018
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Hash Against Humanity
Start Address: Franklin Ave. and Chartres St, New Orleans, LA 70117
Hare & Co-hares: Inside Voice, P.O.O.P.
Beer hare: Just David
Pre-Lube: Mimi’s in the Marigny
2601 Royal St
New Orleans, LA 70117
On-After:

Mimi’s in the Marigny
2601 Royal St
New Orleans, LA 70117

Dog Friendly: I love doggies, they’re better than humanity. Bring them. Also, allowed downstairs of the prelube and on after venue only

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Well, with Inside Voice, we don’t ever really know do we? Best to come prepared for the worst.

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks) Turkey Split 3.6 Miles, Eagle 5 Miles

Trail is A to A and approximately 3 miles

Bienvenue à Vieux Carré: Pirates, Peddlers, & Prostitutes


Bienvenue to a tour of old New Orleans Vieux Carré! On this trail, hashers will earn & spend doubloons as we navigate the French Quarter. Stop by Storyville where the ladies of the Red Light District will have you “turn a trick” aka complete a challenge to earn doubloons. Haggle with a peddler for a delicious morsel, a satisfying libation, and items to spice up your Red Dress attire. Meet a pirate along the way and you may have to surrender your plunder or find a map to buried treasure! Look out for special doubloons to receive VooDoo hab & patches. Trade is encouraged along the route, so come prepared with patches and hab of your own to barter! Costumes & red skirts are also highly encouraged… as are Lyfts/Ubers to get home!

Bring: $5 (no coins); 6-pack (no glass!), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, August 9, 2018
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Bienvenue à Vieux Carré: Pirates, Peddlers, & Prostitutes
Start Address: Mandeville St & N Peters St, New Orleans, LA 70117
Hare & Co-hares: Whordini, What’s Warm, & the VooDoo Krewe
Beer hare: Shitty Titties
Pre-Lube: The Friendly Bar 2301 Chartres St, New Orleans, LA 70117
On-After: Checkpoint Charlie’s 501 Esplanade Ave, New Orleans, LA 70116
Dog Friendly: Doggone right!

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Costume, Flashlight, Joie de Vivre

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks) Turkey Split 3.6 Miles, Eagle 5 Miles

Trail is A to A

Trail #615 – “Caddyshack” – Just Damian & Iceman Thumbeth

Cinderella story, out of NOLA, former Hasher, now about to become Master’s champion. It looks like a mirac- it’s in the hole! Dress in your best golf attire, cum ready to get your balls in the hole. Make sure you wrap both hands around the shaft but don’t grip it too tightly. Be careful, there may be some varmints on trail.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, August 2nd, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Caddy Shack
Start Address: Monkey Hill Bar (6100 Magazine St, New Orleans, LA 70118)
Hare & Co-hares: Just Damian (HIS VIRGIN LAY, Y’ALL), Iceman Thumbeth
Beer hare: Quesa-did-her
Pre-Lube: Monkey Hill Bar (6100 Magazine St, New Orleans, LA 70118)
On-After: Monkey Hill Bar (6100 Magazine St, New Orleans, LA 70118)
Dog Friendly: Trail yes, bar probably not.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? 2 on the shiggy scale. Won’t be straight up ball busting, but your shoes will be leaving pavement.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 Miles (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks). Same trail for walkers and runners.

Trail is A to A

Trail #614 – “Wolfberry: The Rehowling” – Tits Don’t Fit & Whordini

Does it run through your veins? When the wind whips at your hair in the night, do you feel the call? Can you resist the urge? To be one of us; to run with the pack; to feel the burn of blueberry rum in your nostrils and bark at the hashersby who stare and those that dare to mark your beer for themselves?
 
These were the questions your hares faced the night of the great HOWL UP. When the campers had bedded their nymphs and all lay slumbering under Puck’s pansy juices, the drums of the Wolfberry gripped two fair maidens from their sleep (read: MM exhaustion). The draw of the elixir they could not resist, and once chugged, from their snouts ushered A-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWOOOOOOO, A, A, AAAA-OOOOOOOOO!!
 
Few answered the howl for Puck’s juices were strong (and/or they were probably fucking) but those called by the strength of the berry and the pack, stripped their clothes from their backs and launched full free into the night (~1am). Howling and running. Running and howling.
 
Join us. For the rehowling.
 
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, July 26th, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Wolfberry: The Rehowling
Start Address: Pirogues (2565 Bayou Rd., New Orleans, LA 70119)
Hare & Co-hares: Tits Don’t Fit & Whordini
Beer hare: Don’t worry about it, we’ll handle it.
Pre-Lube: Pirogues (2565 Bayou Rd., New Orleans, LA 70119)
On-After: Pirogues (2565 Bayou Rd., New Orleans, LA 70119)
Dog Friendly: IF THEY YEARN TO BE A WOLF (yes)
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Your wolf spirit. Extra water for your baby wolf; it’s hot.
 
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3-4 miles, one of the hares is a gimp. (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks).
 
Trail is A to A to A to A if you follow your true wolf nose.
**Check out Full Moon H3 the next day aka Friday aka 7/27 for part 2 of the Wolfberry Saga, Wolfberry: The Quest for Buckblood! 7pm show, 7:30p GO!**

Trail #613 – “Excitement & Trail Treasure” – Saved By the Bush, Maid of Jizzed On Her, & surprise hare Drag Queen!

From Drag Queen (surprise co-hare): Omg you guys, I’m so excited mom is going to let me co-hare! We scouted trail today, and I had so much fun! I got to go swimming, and roll around in grass, and chase a bird, and it was awesome! City Park is my favorite! I’m pretty sure the humans will like this trail too! They’d be silly not to! If you’re not a human, and you’re a tough doggo, and your human doesn’t mind carrying you sometimes, you’ll have fun too! I found a ball! 🐶
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, July 19th, 2018
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Excitement & Trail Treasure
Start Address: Parking lot on Harrison in City Park between Wisner and the City Park traffic circle. It is labeled “Old Disc Golf Parking Lot” on Google Maps.  Don’t be confused and go to the other side of the the bayou. (1101 Harrison Ave., New Orleans, LA 70122)
ACTUAL SPOT >>>>>>
Hare & Co-hares: Saved by the Bush & Maid of Jizzed On Her
Beer hare: Twater Sports
Pre-Lube: Parlays (870 Harrison Ave., New Orleans, LA 70124)
On-After: Parlays
Dog Friendly: **Yes**
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Prepare for some shiggy and possible water crossing. Headlamp might be good.
 
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks). Turkey/Eagle split. Eagle about 3.5 miles. Turkey about 2.5 miles.
 
Trail is A to A
Results from last week’s Erections will be announced at trail this week!