The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Hash Trash #176 – No Princesses, No Rappers, Just Hardcore Hashers, ya heard?

The trail was cold, wet, and douchey. So we all know what it felt like to be Cold Wet Douche, who in fact was sick and still made it out one of shiggiest trail laid by hares, Everything Butt Sex and Jefferson Starfish. There’s no excuse for the lame hashers who whined about the cold […]

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#176 – Wu-Tang Clan vs. The Disney Princesses

In a tradition of keeping the hash hard core; I present to you, Wu-Tang Clan vs. The Disney Princesses. Jefferson Starfish and I are taking you (mostly) off road this week. We’re starting at the Shimmy Shack. Now that Any Cock will Duex has left us for Phoenix, I better see some dedicated princesses on […]

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You’ve got a friend in me…

I’m not talking about my scary pink vibrator. But I do need some man juice injection right now. I’m talking testosterone!  Anything that can lessen my emotionally sensitive side will make this news delivery palatable. Inevitably, the news is about about our favorite hasher, Chopenis. This buddy of mine is a very magnetic, fun loving, […]

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Hash Trash

Note: I know Hash Trash has been lacking. That’s because we use to have a pretty decent hash scribe that went by the name of 8 lays a week. Unfortunately, her tits have shrunk and vagina has dried up and bitch can’t cum for shit anymore. Until I see her at a hash again, I […]

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#172 – King’s Day hash!

Here ye, Here ye, Wether ye be a peasant or a court jester, you are formally invited to cum runneth in King Butt Sex’s and Princess Enough Already’s presence. We are meeting in outside of Cabrini Castle, in front of the moat. Tis the day of Epiphany, and is the beginning of the Carnival season! […]

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