Category: Hash Announcements

They’re freaky and they’re floozy, Breast obsessed and boozy, Don’t forget your koozie, The Hashing Family.Their trails are a disaster, Down Downs for running faster, You’ll probably end up plastered, The Hashing Family.So get your hapi coat on, The hares now are long gone, True trail, that means ON ON! The Hashing Family! Please join your hosts for an evening stroll through our macabre, hellish, and all other ways delightful grounds! Be prepared for all manner of tricks and treats- bring a good spirit and also yourself and you’ll have the time of your afterlife! Bring: FLASHLIGHT!!!!! $1; 6-pack (glass … Continue ReadingTrail #569 “Addams Family Haunted House Tour” – What’s Warm & In the Kitchen

In the words of Mel Gibson in Braveheart, “Freedom!” It’s time to let the boys swing and prove you are worthy of the kilts you own!  Kilts seem slightly barbaric though, so here at the hash we’re going to keep it classy and wear bowties as well! There will be two turkey/eagle splits on trail, so walkers and whatever you keep at the end of your leash can follow trail as well.  A good time will be had by all!  Patches will be given to all Hashers who even attempt to cum in costume! PLEASE BRING A FLASHLIGHT, WHISTLE, AND … Continue Reading# 348 – Kilts & Bowties! Meowschwitz and Scouts On Her

  GAME OVARY AND WHO’S ON FIRST ARE THE ONES WHO KNOCK! Things to bring: Flashlight, whistle, shiggy socks, sudafed, Pyrex glassware, hazmat suit, respirator, Leave your chemistry at home, we’ve got a LINE on a great trail this week. We’ll bring you up to SPEED here, but the instructions should be pretty CRYSTAL clear. We’ve got some great stuff COOKED UP for you. This trail may RAIL on for a bit, so be prepared for a slightly longer run. PLEASE NOTE: BRING A FLASHLIGHT OR DON’T COME WEAR SHIGGY SOCKS! BRING A WHISTLE MUST FOLLOW EXACT GLOW STICK TRAIL … Continue ReadingTrail # 331 – Breaking Bad! Who’s On First & Game Ovary