The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #569 “Addams Family Haunted House Tour” – What’s Warm & In the Kitchen

They’re freaky and they’re floozy, Breast obsessed and boozy, Don’t forget your koozie, The Hashing Family.Their trails are a disaster, Down Downs for running faster, You’ll probably end up plastered, The Hashing Family.So get your hapi coat on, The hares now are long gone, True trail, that means ON ON! The Hashing Family! Please join […]

# 348 – Kilts & Bowties! Meowschwitz and Scouts On Her

In the words of Mel Gibson in Braveheart, “Freedom!” It’s time to let the boys swing and prove you are worthy of the kilts you own!  Kilts seem slightly barbaric though, so here at the hash we’re going to keep it classy and wear bowties as well! There will be two turkey/eagle splits on trail, […]

Trail # 343 – It’s the Holidays! Woody Poke Her and Motherload

  The hares want a little more variety in the holidays this time of year so come dressed to celebrate any holiday other than the too easy Christmas and Hanukkah. Bring: $1 (no coins please), six pack, flashlight and whistle Date: Thursday, December 12, 2013. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: It’s the holidays! […]


Trail # 335 Pac Man!! Bearly Blue

Pac Man!!! Played by me. Dress in a red, pink, orange or cyan sheet as the ghost that best fits you.  Trail is B:A:B:A, hare and the pack will chase each other back and forth. If you are caught you must drink rotgut fruity liqueurs, if you catch me you can either run as Pac […]


Trail # 331 – Breaking Bad! Who’s On First & Game Ovary

  GAME OVARY AND WHO’S ON FIRST ARE THE ONES WHO KNOCK! Things to bring: Flashlight, whistle, shiggy socks, sudafed, Pyrex glassware, hazmat suit, respirator, Leave your chemistry at home, we’ve got a LINE on a great trail this week. We’ll bring you up to SPEED here, but the instructions should be pretty CRYSTAL clear. […]