The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #594 – “5th ANAL HALF-BAKED YEAST INFECTION FROM DOWN UNDA” – What’s Warm & Q.E. Oui Oui

Long long ago in the before times, there was a man, Warm in nature, and nature was warm to him, some may say one could not exist without the other.  It truly was a happy and symbiotic experience.  And on a special day, 04/20, this man of a warm persuasion would give thanks to the herbs of the earth, […]

Trail #594 – “Stand By Me Hash” – Maid Of Jizzed On Her & Twater Sports

  Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, canteen and a comb Date: Thursday, April 12, 2018 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Stand By Me Hash: You wanna see a dead body? Cum help us find poor Ray Brower, have a little fun train-dodging, checking for leeches, and r*nning from ace, eyeball […]

Trail #593 – “Spring Flower Hash” – Fuck-A-Bear & Eat-A-Pole

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, April 5, 2017 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Spring Flowers Hash:  Wear your favorite floral patterns, a flower wreath on your ‘who said’ head, or anything flowery! Start Address: Banks Street Bar & Grill (4401 Banks St., New Orleans, LA 70119) Hare & Co-hares: Fuck-A-Bear Workshop and Eat-A-Pole Complex Beer hare: BJ […]

Trail #592 – “Bloody Egg Hunt” – Banana Slit

In celebration of Passover and Easter we’re going on a Bloody Egg Hunt. There will be food, dares, haikus and collectibles in the eggs. Dress is holiday theme, you sexy bunnies, you. That includes your best rendition of terrifying Easter bunny costumes. Don’t forget about Passover, y’all. There will be blood.   May the odds […]

Trail #591 – “Spring Break” – Pussy Whisker

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, March 22, 2017 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Spring break!  So whatever you think people do for that in this modern era Start Address: Behind the Tchoupitoulas Walmart (Tchoupitoulas St. and Josephine St., New Orleans, LA 70130) Hare & Co-hares: Pussy Whisker Beer hare: Urine Circle Pre-Lube: Urban South (1645 Tchoupitoulas St., […]