The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #693 – Santa’s helpers

Whistles blow, are you listening on the trail, the lights are are glistening if you cum along, we’ll sing dirty songs Hashing in a NOLA wonderland Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, 19 Dec 2019 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Santa’s helpers Cum dressed in your finest santa, elf, […]

Trail #692 – B. V. C. (bowtie, Vest, corset) Danger Cloths, Epic Adventures In NOLA!! 

Can you believe it!!??? Believe what!? A B.V.C. Epic Fucking Trail Adventure with Danger!! Danger you say!!?? Yeah Timmy, don’t fall down the fucking well!! Cause Lassie ain’t coming to help! All for a $1, and your choice of lubricants!! Not only that but there are two halves!! Holy shit!! That’s pretty fucking epic! Seriously […]

Trail #691 – Nightmare Before Hashmas

What’s this? What’s this? There’s trail marks everywhere. What’s this? White powder in the air. What’s this? I can’t believe my eyes. I must be dreaming. Tranny Jack, this isn’t fair! What’s this? What’s this? What’s this? There’s people singing songs. What’s this? With lyrics that are wrong. What’s this? The streets are filled with […]

Trail# 689 – Fat Camp IV: Come On You Devil Log!

Congratulations, you’re [probably] part of the 76% of Americans who forget to stretch before doing any physical activity. It’s that time once again– it’s the Thursday before Thanksgiving, so let’s hustle before everyone just literally stops caring about their health. Come join us at the ~FOURTH ANAL HEAVYWEIGHTS FAT CAMP HASH~. This year we head […]

Trail #688 – A run to Movember

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, 11/14 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: A run to Movember, a tribute to what’s in our Butts. So yeah, men are big, smelly, loud, boorish, jerks who wreck up just about every planet they are in charge of. But some men are kinda […]