The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #617 – “Hash Against Humanity” – Inside Voice & Penis Over Other People

The worst people in all of humanity, are haring the worse hash against all humanity. The theme is to be your worst, as the worst hares try their best. There will be some cards, and shit too. Bring extra booze to drown how horrible it’s gonna be. It’ll be the worst. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack […]

Bienvenue à Vieux Carré: Pirates, Peddlers, & Prostitutes

Bienvenue to a tour of old New Orleans Vieux Carré! On this trail, hashers will earn & spend doubloons as we navigate the French Quarter. Stop by Storyville where the ladies of the Red Light District will have you “turn a trick” aka complete a challenge to earn doubloons. Haggle with a peddler for a […]

Trail #615 – “Caddyshack” – Just Damian & Iceman Thumbeth

Cinderella story, out of NOLA, former Hasher, now about to become Master’s champion. It looks like a mirac- it’s in the hole! Dress in your best golf attire, cum ready to get your balls in the hole. Make sure you wrap both hands around the shaft but don’t grip it too tightly. Be careful, there […]

Trail #614 – “Wolfberry: The Rehowling” – Tits Don’t Fit & Whordini

Does it run through your veins? When the wind whips at your hair in the night, do you feel the call? Can you resist the urge? To be one of us; to run with the pack; to feel the burn of blueberry rum in your nostrils and bark at the hashersby who stare and those […]

Trail #613 – “Excitement & Trail Treasure” – Saved By the Bush, Maid of Jizzed On Her, & surprise hare Drag Queen!

From Drag Queen (surprise co-hare): Omg you guys, I’m so excited mom is going to let me co-hare! We scouted trail today, and I had so much fun! I got to go swimming, and roll around in grass, and chase a bird, and it was awesome! City Park is my favorite! I’m pretty sure the […]