Category: Trail Announcements

It took Woody Poke Her days and days to write this trail announcement and approximately 45 minutes to send it. When I (Mr. hEd) checked in on him, he said: It’s alright, it’s okay I’m gonna make it anyway Gonna make it, can’t give up now I’ma make it somehow To which I was like… bro it’s hashing, it’s really not that serious. Just send the fucking email so I can go back to work and teach kids how to read good and do other stuff good too. And then he looked at me with those big brown eyes, tears … Continue ReadingTrail #763: Romanian Eminem

Hey Peeps, Don’t put those baskets away just yet! It’s time for a Hashy Egg Hunt! Chicken Diddle made some special eggs, and has a trail over bayous, under trees and through the streets, so make you sure your PEEPer’s are ready to find those special flour marks! There will be special eggs on trail that may earn you prizes (or ridicule) in circle. Who knows, hares lie. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight! Date: Thursday, April 8, 2021 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Everybunny needs some Bunny Start Address: 45 Diagonal Dr, New Orleans, LA … Continue ReadingTrail #762: Everybunny needs some Bunny

Hares lie…except when they don’t. Will they be particularly emboldened on April Fool’s Day, or is it all just a ruse? Only two things can be known for sure: a true trail is true, and Woody Poke Her will spend the whole night swearing that a check-back is just around the next corner. Trail #761 Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, April 1, 2021 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: It’s April, Fools! Start Address: 2200 Lafitte Ave. NOLA 70112 Hare & Co-hares: The Iceman Thumbeth and Just Brittney Beer hare: The Cunt of Monte … Continue ReadingTrail #761: It’s April, Fools!

Your hare has been watching a lot of Supernatural during Covid, so this trail is all about the Winchester Family Business. Hunters (aka the pack) will choose the path to Heaven (walkers) or Hell (runners) by chasing down the clues on trail. Monster-of-the-week, Angel, Demon, Hunter, or Winchester family attire highly encouraged! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, March 25, 2021 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: The Family Business Start Address: Fortier Park New Orleans, LA 70119 (29.9801967, -90.0844245) Hare & Co-hares: Whordiniel Beer hare: Mr. hEd Dog Friendly: Hellhounds are welcome! Is a … Continue ReadingTrail #760: The Family Business: VooDoo Gets Supernatural

Happy Saint Fad-Tricks Day, ya degenerates! We all had our favorite fads or trends when we were younger so in that spirit come hash dressed as your favorite fad or trend from your childhood. Didn’t like any fads? Then come prepared to do a trick for everyone in circle. Don’t have any tricks? Then you better turn a trick on trail. Don’t wanna turn a trick on trail? Then you better be wearing green at the least. If you recall, St. Fad-Trick famously drove all non-participants out of the hash, so don’t give him reason to come back. There may … Continue ReadingTrail #759: St. Fad-Tricks Day!