The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #702 – Muses trail!

Get your boozes on with the Muses.Whether you pronounce it Ca-lie-o-PEE or Callie-oooo-p, we want you to come get your boozes on with the Muses! In honor of the 9 Muses there will be 9 decorated shoes on trail! Trail starts early so we can catch the parade. Hares: Incompeetent and Through the Looking Ass […]

Trail# 701 – A Valentine’s Traipse through the Woods

It’s Mardi Gras season, the day before Valentine’s Day, and the 13th idk be creative or just come run. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), WHISTLE, flashlight Date: Thursday, February 13 Time: 6:30 p.m. show, 7:00 p.m. GO! Theme: A Valentine’s Traipse through the Woods Start Address: 7624 Maple St., the parking lot across from […]

Trail #700 – The 700 Club

Welcome to the 700 Club. We are blessed to have you and we are ready for you to hear our Hashvangelists spread the good word during this #hashtag blessed night of the Voodoo Hash. We are embraced and enlightened tonight by the Hares, the Hounds, and the Holy Caskets. We hope to open your hearts […]

Trail# 699 – Show Me Your FLAIR!

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, 1/30/2020 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pmGO! Theme: Show me your FLAIR! Prove you’re the “hashiest” hasher and wear all your hab to trail. Prize to the wanker with the most flair! Start Address: Corner of Harrison & Fleur de Lis  Hare: CUM muter Beer hare: Hitachi Topic Pre-Lube: […]

Trail #698 – Jellicle Hash (CATS!)Jellicle Hash (CATS!)

Practical hash, dramatical hashGeriactrical hash, millennial hashShiggical hash, lunacle hashSexual hash, hashiest hashRunnicle hash, walkable hashShitticle hash, check backicle hashGisperticle hash, Americle hashNew Orleanicle hash and transplanticle hashPolitical hash, hypocritical hashWhite clawicle hash, no lawicle hashCynical hash, rabbinical hash Jellicle songs for Jellicle HashJellicle beers that Jellicles drinkJellicle hares and Jellicle houndsJellicle songs that Jellichares […]