The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #582 – “Steven King’s: IT’s a Shitty Trail” – 7 Scuba Steve, Miss Jizzle, & IME

Do you have a fear of being lost forever on trail?  A trail so shitty it inspired by the master of terror, Steven King, to write IT SUCKS, Salem’s Lost, and The Green 6″.  Experience the horror of this trail yourself and show your appreciation for one of America’s best writers. (Except for that time […]

Trail #581 “BI-nary” – Woody Poke Her

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, Jan. 11, 2017 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme:   BI-nary hash, 1’s &0’s Start Address: 3125 Calhoun St., New Orleans, LA 70125 (on the side street – it’s actually s. miro) Hare & Co-hares: woody poke her Beer hare: cap’t snitchy pants Pre-Lube: robert’s bar, 3125 calhoun st., 70125 On-After: robert’s bar Dog […]

Trail #580 – “4th Anal Get Your Comic On” – Q.E. Oui Oui, ReTARDIS, & BJ Tenderpussy

Greeting True Believers, AKA you bunch of sweaty hairy gross nerds (you disgust me) Some convention is coming to town, so our beautiful city will be full of jerks in costume, people who write stories about bastards with super powers, or from space or some crap. I mean seriously who cares about that stuff? So […]

Trail #579 – “I Think I’m German Japanese” – Dickie Wong & Chew Toy

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, Dec. 28, 2017 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: I think I’m German Japanese Start Address: Across from little Tokyo, kinda by Carrollton station, stand around and drink beer till someone explains life to you. (8140 Willow St., New Orleans, LA 70118) Hare & Co-hares: Dickie Wong and Chew Toy Beer hare: Twatter […]

Trail #578 – “The 12 Shots of Hashmas Jammie Jam!” Filet Me Lay Me, Grand Opening, & Captain Snitchy Pants

Don your comfiest, coziest Christmas pajama jammies and guard your buttflap TIGHT because it is going to be a loooooooooong trail. A lot can happen in 12 shot stops. (Please drink responsibly and plan getting home from Kennerie safely) Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, Dec. 21, 2017 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! […]