The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 551 – Welcome to Boot Camp – Sir Yacksalot

Twenty-five years ago, Sir Yacksalot stepped foot on those yellow footprints at a wonderful island resort in South Carolina.  To celebrate, he’s taking you maggots on a nice little hike.  This won’t be your run of the mill trail, as y’all will have to carry extra weight, work as a team, and navigate to the […]

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Trail # 550 – 5th Anal Life Aquatic Hash – Pussy Whisker, KW3, CUM muter, and Scouts On Her

Join team zissou! Bring your interns and sense of underwater adventure on the 5th anal Life Aquatic Pussy Whisker Hash. We hunt the leopard shark, elusive and deadly in its beauty. We will work through our daddy issues. Attire is Team Zissou blue jump suits and red caps, unless your a intern(virgin) or you can […]

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Trail # 549 – 5th Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show – Clitoria’s Secret, Scouts On Her, KW3

It is time once again to strut your stuff at the 5th Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion show! Young, old, fat, skinny, man, woman, doesn’t matter. We want to see you in lingerie.  So dust off your wings and own that catwalk! Bring: $1 (no coins), Vessel – WE PROVIDE THE BEER THIS WEEK! Flashlight, Whistle Date: […]

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Trail # 548 – Luchador Championship Challenge – Cockness Monster, KW3, Fuck a Bear, Quesa Did Her, and Shitler’s List

Luchador Championship Challenge – Think you’re tough?  Hablas Espanol?  Think you can beat the best?  Then come to the Voodoo Hash and test your wrestling mettle against 6, that’s right! 6 Luchadors.  Each Luchador has their own special challenge.  You must win 5 matches to qualify for the final Battle for the Belt!  Yes, the […]

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Trail # 542 – BDSM Dungeons and Dragons – Scuba Steve, Just Natalie, No-Cuntrol

This week’s trail delves into the deepest, darkest dungeons in New Orleans!  No, not the tomb of the lich king, the other-other type of dungeon.  Dare ye be brave enough to escape the bondage of these ancients establishments?  Strap on your +4 kilt of protection, venture forth with your fellow nerds and demonstrate epic feats […]

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