The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 538 – Hash Final Exams – Scout’s on Her and Ur(in)e Circle

Hash please open your blue books and turn your exam packs over. You have 2.5 hours to complete the trail. The first section will cover basic hash marks and general alcohol consumption. Section 2 focuses on inter hasher relations, breakups, hookups, and campout etiquette. Section 3 will be an essay exploring trail scouting and the […]

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Trail # 537 – 4th ANAL Half-Baked Yeast Infection Down Under – What’s Warm and KW3

Weed. Bread. Anzac Day. All wrapped into one for hashing pleasure like you’ve never seen before! Unless you came last year! First off, START, all BNs, and ON IN are all at the same location – Laborde Mountain in the Couturie Forest in City Park!!! Definitely bring a FLASHLIGHT!!!! You will need it. There will […]

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Trail # 536 – Springtime Holidays – Banana Slit and Peek a Book Cum on You

With both Easter and Passover this week, there’s a lot of children’s terror to go around. Whether you’re grateful to have avoided the Easter bunny or the Angel of Death (by painting your house with blood!), come dressed as your favorite character from these spring celebrations and hunt some treasure on trail! Let’s get weird […]

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Trail # 535 – Basic Bitches go Festing – Enough Already and Maid of Jizzed on Her

Miss Fall? Lacking that Pumpkin Spice? Can’t make it to Coachella? This is the next best thing! Throw on your crop top & leggings and join us for a white-girl-wasted adventure! This is a no shiggy, Ugg friendly trail. O.M.G. YOU. CAN’T. EVEN…WAIT FOR THIS TRAIL! Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight, Pumpkin spice […]

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Trail # 534 – Monty Python and the Holy Beer (er..grail) – Fucked by Mapquest, Sir Yacksalot, and KW3

  Bring: $1 ( no coins), 6-pack (glass discouraged), flashlight, whistle Date:  30 March, 2017  6:30 Show, 7 pm Go Theme: Monty Python and The Holy Beer (Er Grail) – Join the geographically challenged maiden, the noble no-Fireball drinking knight, and some Aussie guy (Patsy??) as they lay a trail for the noble (cough, choke, cough) lords […]

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