The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #698 – Jellicle Hash (CATS!)Jellicle Hash (CATS!)

Practical hash, dramatical hashGeriactrical hash, millennial hashShiggical hash, lunacle hashSexual hash, hashiest hashRunnicle hash, walkable hashShitticle hash, check backicle hashGisperticle hash, Americle hashNew Orleanicle hash and transplanticle hashPolitical hash, hypocritical hashWhite clawicle hash, no lawicle hashCynical hash, rabbinical hash Jellicle songs for Jellicle HashJellicle beers that Jellicles drinkJellicle hares and Jellicle houndsJellicle songs that Jellichares […]

Trail #697 – Voodoo Eats Out (4th Anal): “I came, I ate, Iran”

It’s 2020 and the world is on fire. They say that exercise helps with mental health, but you know what’s even better? STRESS EATING. The Voodoo Eats Out trail is a running progressive dinner through Mid City.This year we’ll be stress eating to the tune of the domestic political situation given that we planned the […]

Trail #696 – Letterkenny!

So I was thinking about the hash the other day… The Voodoo consists of hicks, skids, hockey players, and Christians. These are our problems. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, cash for extra credit stops, flannel, hockey sticks, inappropriate hip thrusts, big city snipes, super soft birthday parties, electric lettuce, rave drugs, […]

Trail #695 – 6th Annual Get Your Comic On

Greeting True Believers, AKA you bunch of sweaty hairy gross nerds (you disgust me) Some convention is coming to town, so our beautiful city will be full of jerks in costume, people who write stories about bastards with super powers, or from space or some crap. I mean seriously who cares about that stuff? And […]

Trail #694 – Hanukkah Hash

How does Moses make his tea? HeBrews it, Bro. It is that time of year again. Time to throw your precious fucking indoor pine tree in the dumpster (along with your childish belief of an actual Heaven and Hell) and join the ranks of the Chosen People … the Hebrew Hash House Harriers … as […]