The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Pastor and TWoT say On-On in NYC!

Because we can. RU?


Hash Trash #175 – Noobs we are not

Great job on the hash, Princess Lay Ya (Chocolate Dick) and Game Ovaries, for running us ragged through the Warehouse District, French Quarter, Marigny and almost Algiers (for the idiots who lingered and wondered if they should hop the ferry). I mean I never heard more hashers telling me that a night with you two […]


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You’ve got a friend in me…

I’m not talking about my scary pink vibrator. But I do need some man juice injection right now. I’m talking testosterone!  Anything that can lessen my emotionally sensitive side will make this news delivery palatable. Inevitably, the news is about about our favorite hasher, Chopenis. This buddy of mine is a very magnetic, fun loving, […]

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I <3 my Pastor

You goddamn better. See y’all tonight! ON ON!



This year, Tidy Bowl and I decided to do something special for you assholes for the 3rd Black Dress Run – we pulled some strings and made the Day of the Dead land on a Monday! We did this just for you! So if any of you cockbites complain about us failing to reserve perfect […]

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