Hash Trash #175 – Noobs we are not

Great job on the hash, Princess Lay Ya (Chocolate Dick) and Game Ovaries, for running us ragged through the Warehouse District, French Quarter, Marigny and almost Algiers (for the idiots who lingered and wondered if they should hop the ferry). I mean I never heard more hashers telling me that a night with you two would make them feel sooo sore.  Score! We definitely loved the Pac Man true trail, although it would have been cooler if you laid cherries or dead ghost for the taking.  Circle was interesting as we had a bigger turn out in the end thanks … Continue ReadingHash Trash #175 – Noobs we are not

You’ve got a friend in me…

I’m not talking about my scary pink vibrator. But I do need some man juice injection right now. I’m talking testosterone!  Anything that can lessen my emotionally sensitive side will make this news delivery palatable. Inevitably, the news is about about our favorite hasher, Chopenis. This buddy of mine is a very magnetic, fun loving, athletic guy that started hashing with us last summer and was always fun to be around. Good things happens when you move to the Big Easy and especially when you celebrate your birthday with us.  In a couple of weeks, however, Chopenis will be undergoing … Continue ReadingYou’ve got a friend in me…

#162 – 3RD ANAL BLACK DRESS RUN!

This year, Tidy Bowl and I decided to do something special for you assholes for the 3rd Black Dress Run – we pulled some strings and made the Day of the Dead land on a Monday! We did this just for you! So if any of you cockbites complain about us failing to reserve perfect weather, just remember that we shifted the goddamn calendar year one day to make this happen. That takes a lot of work – I bet you those bitch-asses at the U.N. can’t even shift the calendar. Fuckin’ recognize, y’heard? If you show up, and you’re … Continue Reading#162 – 3RD ANAL BLACK DRESS RUN!