This year, Tidy Bowl and I decided to do something special for you assholes for the 3rd Black Dress Run – we pulled some strings and made the Day of the Dead land on a Monday!
We did this just for you! So if any of you cockbites complain about us failing to reserve perfect weather, just remember that we shifted the goddamn calendar year one day to make this happen. That takes a lot of work – I bet you those bitch-asses at the U.N. can’t even shift the calendar.
Fuckin’ recognize, y’heard?
If you show up, and you’re not wearing a black dress, or some semblance of a black dress, you can’t participate. Seriously.
Hares: Tidy Bowl Man and Pastor Bait-Her
Theme: If you’re confused as to what proper attire is for the “BLACK DRESS RUN”, don’t even bother showing up.
Location: Neutral Ground at Decatur St. and Elysian Fields Ave., New Orleans, LA
Time: MONDAY, November 1st. 6:30pm Show. 7pm, Go!
Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!