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#268 – Ass Burglar vs The Supervillians

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HARE LIES: Are you a Supervillain or are you an Ass Burglar? Do you crash parties or do you show up to them jaw-dropping-ly prepared, supplied and invited? Do you settle for beer or do you have Maker’s Mark checks? Given 5 minutes, can you get ready for class or can you peel a pound of crawfish, field dress a hog, reassemble an SKS, drink a liter of whiskey and have time to floss your teeth? If cornered in a dark alley, is your first instinct to push your date down and run away or do you pull an arsenal … Continue Reading#268 – Ass Burglar vs The Supervillians

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#265 – Red Skirt Run

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Cum one, Cum all! You will be rewarded with an awesome live trail and beer at this year’s RED SKIRT RUN. We hope you’re ready to get down and dirty in the French Quarter, use your imagination on the things we are going to do to you. That being said, it might be in your best interest to bring a change of clothes- if you are lucky, we will get you wet. Big thanks to Chix-4-Lay for working up a special hashy House of Blues deal. Show up for pre-lube and get a $10 beer bucket special and such. Friday’s … Continue Reading#265 – Red Skirt Run

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#264 – Rambo

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They drew first blood… WITH SHIGGY!!!!!! It’s return to Shiggy Park. Bring Red Headbands, take the shirts off, add some bad acting and toy guns and we’ve got outselves a hash, whores and half-minds. We’re meeting outside Storyland because Blow my Banana Bitch and Fill Me Up have a little Jerry Sandusky in them. It’s a Full Moon Hash which means be prepared for a long, cold circle. Also, BRING YOUR FUCKING FLASHLIGHT and a change of clothes!!!!!!!!! on-on, Everything Butt Sex Hares: Fill Me UP, Blow My Banana Bitch, Oral Impression Where: StoryLand in City Park Dreyfous Dr, City Park, New Orleans, LA … Continue Reading#264 – Rambo

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San Fermin in Nueva Orleans 2012

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It’s New Orleans Running of the Bulls! SATURDAY, July 14th 2012 Party start at 8am at the Sugar Mill, but if you want to start earlier! This concerns all of you. RUNNING OF THE BULLS. early morning Saturday. I announced this at circle but I can only presume you were not listening. If your an uptown wanker or care to be one, we are starting the party at our house at 6th and Baronne. I will be awake and ready at 5AM. Congregate here no later than 5:30. Drunks are off at 5:45!!!! We will begin drinking our way to … Continue ReadingSan Fermin in Nueva Orleans 2012

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and It’s Growing, It’s Growing, It’s Growing!

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Alright kids, We need to take a moment with Butt Sex. We’ve gotten huge. Which is awesome, but it also brings new complications. First, We’ve become way too dependent on the Voodoo Facebook Group. It’s been really convenient to reach out to people. Feel free to join up. Almost every day someone is inviting everyone out to a bar, restaurant, or event in the city. If you are looking to hang out with those awesome people you met on Thursday during other random nights, join this group to find us. However, because VooDoo is such a loving and social group, … Continue Readingand It’s Growing, It’s Growing, It’s Growing!