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Hash Trash #154 – Who Gives a Favre?

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I think everyone’s a little hungover from last night so I’ll keep this short, just like Dickie’s Lay. One word for last night: SUPER! Our defending SUPERbowl Champions gave us a SUPER WIN! Well maybe it wasn’t that super but hey a win is a win. And We put Favre on the Ground! Oh yea the hash…. Good Job Drinking, Folks! Extra points for showing up last night! Dickie Wong, decked out in his Super Saints Cape (he was faster than the speed of light!) led us on a brutal run around the block and we ended up at Lucy’s … Continue ReadingHash Trash #154 – Who Gives a Favre?

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#154 – Black and Bold

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Saints Official 2010 Kickoff extravaganza is upon us. We know parking in the cbd/quarter is going to be a bitch. And, Lick A Lotta Cock has a leftover keg she wants us to chip in $5 on. So, we aren’t going to attempt to get completely down and dirty in the quarter and have decided to start in or around the parking lot at Magazine and Girod. Hipsters and treehuggers may recognize this as the lot where they have the Saturday morning farmers market. But, as some of you may know, the NFL Kickoff parade is ending at Girod and … Continue Reading#154 – Black and Bold

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Hash Trash #153: Mall Rats

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The 80’s were back in fashion last night as our misguided hares took us all throughout Metairie. Everything Butt Sex was a huge disappointment as he bailed on our semi-virgin hares, Princess Lay-ya and Baby Facial, and left them high and dry, but Dickie Wongstockings stepped in and helped our hares leave us all physically exhausted and completely satisfied, as a good Dickie always does. The run took us up through Metairie and our hares lead us through a bunch of un-chartered territory last night. For our semi-virgin hares it was a semi-decent lay. But like any virgin, they’ll get … Continue ReadingHash Trash #153: Mall Rats

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#149 – Send in the clowns.

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The Jackson Square Camera Cho Penis, our most recent import from Cali, wants to celebrate his Wednesday birthday by haring for us on Thursday. So, to return the favor, we are going to have a clown themed party for him. The kid loves clowns, dont hate, fornicate. This is real deal folks, I want giant red noses, 80 color wigs and size 44 shaq style shoes on trail. Youre all a bunch of clowns anyway, so let it out. Theme: Clown Party Hares: Cho Penis (Voodoo Virgin Lay!), Dickie Wong (Navigation Team) Start: public park at Prytania and Pleasant Time: 6:30 show / 7:00 GO! Prelube: Prytania … Continue Reading#149 – Send in the clowns.

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You’ve been Iced, Baby

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My Oh My, how on earth did Texticle Teaser go on hashing/walking for over a year and never laid a freaking trail? Well, the timidness (implying hesitant on this one, that CocoRum-lovin’ gal ain’t shy) wore off as she felt compelled to conquer her first lay in the Lower Garden.  Was her co-hare Dickie Wongstocking rough with her? Considering how hot and sweaty she looked, we reckon so. Sorry, Chum. Was it a shitty trail? It wasn’t shitty but to commemorate the icy theme in this hot ass city, someone had the notion to sit on ice as I quote … Continue ReadingYou’ve been Iced, Baby