High Priest (General Manager)

The head wanker. The chairman of the board. The big cheese. The HMFIC. The guiding light. Gispert’s legacy. Keeper of the Hash Secrets. The GM is not simply a figurehead for the hash; they personify the hash’s character (or lack thereof). Leads with a dynamic strength that permeates the fabric of the organization.

The GM’s, with help from the rest of MisManagement, run the kennel, manage the money, deal with the paperwork, and wade through all the bullshit.

Religious Advisor

Keeper of the faith. Enforcer of the scriptures. This is the hasher who has seen the light and can taste in their soul the true spirit of hashing. The religious advisor spreads the word and inspires the zest and zeal of the hash in all participants. Any hasher found transgressing the spirit of hashing is disciplined by the RA. They are the keepers of the sacred Laws (Guidelines) of Hashing and come up with sufficiently plausible lies to cover any serious questions of (im)propriety within the hash.

RA’s bless the hares and give the Chalk Talk before trail and make sure that visitors and virgins have a rough idea of what’s going on. They keep track of time at Beer Near. RA’s run Circle, making sure that all the hashers drink for their transgressions.


This is a person who has a flair for fashion, a head for business (who said head?), and the showmanship of P.T. Barnum. Prior flea market or circus midway experience preferred.

Haberdashers handle the design, procurement, warehousing, merchandising, and vending of items of apparel and various trinkets to the hash.

Hash Cash

This trustworthy soul must withstand the whining of the Hares who have overspent, the whimpering of those who forgot their fees, and the interrogations of those who mistakenly think there should be some sort of accounting for hash funds.

Hash Cash takes attendance and collects one dollar from each hound at Start. They also track attendance and present awards when hashers hit milestones of numbers of trails run or hared.

Hare Raiser/Social Media Maven

Equal parts sugar and spice, the Hare Raiser encourages other hashers to hare trails. Normally not the most tactful hasher in the group, but they are supposed to know everything there is to know about laying a good trail. They have what it takes to encourage the new hares, bribe the rare hares, and neuter the overly-prolific hares to craft a delicious, balanced, rabbit gumbo of a trail schedule.

The Hare Raiser makes sure that there’s a hare (or hares) for each hash, and that the start location is known to all hashers well in advance of hash day.

Hash Flash

The person who captures for posterity the fun, embarrassing, terrible, and beautiful moments of the hash. The Hash Flash must have an acute sense of the absurd, the enthusiasm of an itinerant preacher, and an unwavering respect for principles of privacy and consent.

The Hash Flash takes photos at trails and other hash events and promotes the kennel on social media.

Snack Kitty

Doggedly reliable. Shunning of the spotlight. Up to date on the best sources of meat sticks and orange food in the whole Crescent City.

The Snack Kitty makes sure that there are ample snacks and caskets at each trail. 



The master of all things on the interwebs and/or the only member of MisManagement who knows how to turn on a computer.

This person ensures the website functions as it is designed and if it does malfunction, must be able to take a break from the naughty sites to repair it.

Hash Historian/Awards Mistress


MisManagement terms are six months, with erections held in June and December.

You can email the Voodoo MisMangement at voodoohash@gmail.com.