Cho Penis, our most recent import from Cali, wants to celebrate his Wednesday birthday by haring for us on Thursday. So, to return the favor, we are going to have a clown themed party for him. The kid loves clowns, dont hate, fornicate. This is real deal folks, I want giant red noses, 80 color wigs and size 44 shaq style shoes on trail. Youre all a bunch of clowns anyway, so let it out.
Theme: Clown Party
Hares: Cho Penis (Voodoo Virgin Lay!), Dickie Wong (Navigation Team)
Start: public park at Prytania and Pleasant
Time: 6:30 show / 7:00 GO!
Prelube: Prytania Cafe, cheap drinks!
Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!
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