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Red Dress Run 2010…. Pensacola

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http://survivorh3.com/2010reddress.html Come Party with the Loosest Dresses in Town’ for Charity & Camaraderie as Survivor H3 presents the 2010 Red Dress Run in Pensacola, FL. If anyone is interested in taking a road trip on May 7th & 8th, let me know or at least remind me to bring it up in circle. We’ll do it broke college style, 2 nights in Florida, pack as many people into a hotel room(s) as we can. The exact time we leave and get back depends on who is interested in going. IME said they’ll be expecting about 150 hashers or so. Anyone … Continue ReadingRed Dress Run 2010…. Pensacola

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# 132 – All I got is the lack of clothes on my back.

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This week’s run will be on April 15th. Do your taxes before Thursday you fat lazy bastards. Come to the realization that you received a 2% pay increase, while taxes were raised and inflation went up 3%, so you actually make less money than you did last year. Stop thinking that you should get married, have kids, or buy a house just for the tax write off and start making important life decisions, like making your way to the hash every week. Now is the time to smile and laugh that you can’t even afford the clothes on your back … Continue Reading# 132 – All I got is the lack of clothes on my back.

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#131 – Over the Hill Hash

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So, by our looooose calculations, Hobo and I (Dickie) have decided we’ve passed that blessed 50+ marker for Voodoo hashes. And, in celebration, we have decided to run you wanks into oblivion. We will be starting at 1508 Gravier at Freret, I think Charity Hospital should be within your view, I don’t know, I’ve never been over there. Bonus, there aren’t really any hills in New Orleans, so you’re probably safe there. But, if you can’t find trail and there’s a hill somewhere in sight, that’s where the A.D.D. took us. Also, be on the lookout for shiny things, street … Continue Reading#131 – Over the Hill Hash

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Hash Trash

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If you haven’t been around since the camp out, you’ve missed a lot. Pictures of the wedding hash means Udderly ReTiTulous has to explain to her future horrors one day why Pastor Bait-her thought it was important to run around New Orleans in a white dress and get drunk a day before they celebrated holy mattress monkey. Last Thursday signified the end of their ability to come and go as they pleased, of freely ogling members of the opposite sex, of innocently flirting without repercussion, and of making that monumental decision, “Should I go to the hash?” without first wondering … Continue ReadingHash Trash

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#130 – Spring Break

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Pastor Bait-Her is celebrating holy mattress moaning with Udderly RiTiTulous in Hawaii for their Honeymoon. Since dad won’t even be in cell phone range, the hashers get to be a little more crazy this week as we celebrate SPRING BREAK! Anyone know if mom will be there? Fill Me Up, RU? Everyone else needs to break out the board shorts, bikinis, beer bongs, water guns, lube and white T-shirts and prepare to get wet and wild. The early climate prediction is 72 degrees and clear; perfect beach weather. Indicksion (last I heard his name was changed to Indickcided) will be … Continue Reading#130 – Spring Break