So, by our looooose calculations, Hobo and I (Dickie) have decided we’ve passed that blessed 50+ marker for Voodoo hashes. And, in celebration, we have decided to run you wanks into oblivion. We will be starting at 1508 Gravier at Freret, I think Charity Hospital should be within your view, I don’t know, I’ve never been over there. Bonus, there aren’t really any hills in New Orleans, so you’re probably safe there. But, if you can’t find trail and there’s a hill somewhere in sight, that’s where the A.D.D. took us. Also, be on the lookout for shiny things, street musicians and standard FQ distractions. I love shiny things. Shhhhhhhiny. Shiny shiny shiny shiny things.
So, I had some coffee and now I’m back on track. The theme is over the hill, kinda like old people, Ed McMahon, 50 hard candys that are all stuck together in an ashtray looking thing, or anything else you can freely associate with the number 50. There better be 50 hashers there, or I’m gonna make Hobo do a handstand down down. What else can I say? Free beer for anybody who shows up wearing a functioning catheter! I’m not really feeling this write-up, so, go to verydemotivational.com and entertain yourselves until Thursday. ONON!!
Theme: Over the Hill Hash
Hares: Dickie Wongstockings / Hobo Rodeo / someone that doesn’t want to run
Start: 1508 Gravier at Freret / Charity Hospital / CBD
Time: 6:30 show, 7:00 Go!
Pre-lube: Voodoo II, Perdido and barrone, $3 wells and other specials. Also, theres a pizza joint across the street. .5 walking miles from start.
Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming. If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!
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