Pastor Bait-Her is celebrating holy mattress moaning with Udderly RiTiTulous in Hawaii for their Honeymoon. Since dad won’t even be in cell phone range, the hashers get to be a little more crazy this week as we celebrate SPRING BREAK! Anyone know if mom will be there? Fill Me Up, RU?
Everyone else needs to break out the board shorts, bikinis, beer bongs, water guns, lube and white T-shirts and prepare to get wet and wild. The early climate prediction is 72 degrees and clear; perfect beach weather. Indicksion (last I heard his name was changed to Indickcided) will be bringing us through frat row, so get your condoms ready, you bunch of wankers. No one should be running in a different zip code without protection. This week is dedicated to the over consumption of alcohol and decisions we hope don’t get posted on Facebook!
Theme: Spring Break
Start: Corner of Broadway and Panola 2102 Broadway St New Orleans, LA 70118
Time: 6:30 show, 7:00 Go!
Pre-lube: The Boot – 1039 Broadway Street New Orleans
Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then bring $10, you ugly bastard. If you continue to not bring beer, then you STILL pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!
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