The Dickie Wong is back in the NO! Hide your kids, hide your wife! And he’s somehow convinced yours truly to hare with him this Thursday.
Dickie and I want you to break out that dirty cum stained, beer soaked costume out of your dirty clothes hamper and bring it out to Coliseum Square on Thursday for a Costume Cornucopia. I don’t know about you drunken bastards but one weekend of drunken/candy ridden revelry was definitely not enough for my costume. I mean it isn’t everyday you can wear basically nothing, throw “Sexy” in front of a noun and call it a costume (well maybe here in NOLA you can). Dickie promises to judge a Costume Contest for the most hasher-esque costume and will give one lucky hasher a special prize — here’s looking at you Butt Sex (if you actually cum).
Also bring out those old rotting pumpkins with your skanky asses because we’re gonna have a good ole fashioned Pumpkin Chunkin Contest! And if you were a Halloween Scrooge and didn’t buy any pumpkins this year I’m sure Wal-Fart has some on-sale.
Hares: Dickie Wongstockings and 8 Lays A Week
Theme: Old Dirty Hasher Halloween Costumes
Location: Camp St and Euterpe St – Coliseum Square
Time: THURSDAY, November 4th. 6:30pm Show. 7pm, Go!
Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle AND A PUMPKIN! If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer (or a pumpkin) then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer (or a pumpkin), then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER (or pumpkins)!