Author: hareraiser

CIRCLE UP FOR STORY TIME WITH GRANDPA WOOD, HARES AND HARRIETES. YOU JUST DONT KNOW HWO GOOD YALL HAVE IT NOWDAYS. BACK IN MY DAY, WE USED TO RUN 10, 20, 30 MILE TRAILS, UPHILL TO BEER NEAR AND ON IN. IT WAS HOT AS HELL AND THERE WE’RE BLIZZARDS AT THE SAME TIME!!1!!1! THE BEER WAS ALWAYS HOT TO. AND WE DIDN’T CARE, WE WOULD CUM TO TRAIL EVERY WEEK!!! AND LIKE IT TO!!!!!11 Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, June 30th, 2022 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: BOOMER Start Address: 619 St. … Continue ReadingTrail #832: BOOMER

Dangerous potholes! Never-ending construction! Fabulosity! Join us for a legendary journey through Bywater streets that will combine sequins and fantasy, gorgeous gowns and death saves. Bring your own glam and range weapons to #beyourownqueero and save the world in the shade of great queens and old gods. Oh, and beer. Lots of that too. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, glitz, companion animals, runes, D20, and back stories Date: Thursday, June 23, 2022 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! (Hard 7:00 start bc Parleaux closes at 9. You’ve been warned) Theme: dungeons & drag queens Start Address: Parleaux, … Continue ReadingTrail #831: Dungeons and Drag Queens

Roughly one year ago, a mysterious moth joined the Voodoo for our goth trail. Escorted by Delayed Gratification, the moth not only completed the entire trail but also stayed for Circle. We were so inspired by its presence and overtaken by the gothness of the night that we held possibly the only naming of a moth in hash history, and Just Moth became known forevermore as Gothra. Gothra couldn’t do a down-down because it was a sphinx moth and sphinx moths don’t have mouths, but we sang for it just the same. At the end of the night, Delayed Gratification … Continue ReadingTrail #830: Requiem for the Goth Moth

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, June 9, 2022 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Missionary Accomplished!! (aka Roman Baby Showers) Missionary Position for the Purpose of Procreation can now officially say Missionary Accomplished because he & Roman Showers Bring Me Flowers are expecting their first (non-dog) baby on June 21st, so we’re throwing a baby shower trail to celebrate!! To coordinate with their nursery theme, dress in your best celestial/cloudscape/early aviation attire! No pressure, but if you feel so inclined, you can donate to a group gift at trail or find their registry here: … Continue ReadingTrail #829: Missionary Accomplished!

Happy Pride Hashers! Come join some of your favorite queers as we lay out a colorful trail in one of the most colorful sections of the city. Be prepared to taste the rainbow. This may sound sus, but it really isn’t. However, I can guarantee that it will be fruity. 😉 This trail is designed to be chill, casual, and fun! Wear pride apparel or something colorful! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, June 2nd Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Voodoo Pride Parade Start Address: Armstrong Park. (Meet at Corner of Rampart & St. … Continue ReadingTrail #828: Voodoo Pride Parade