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(If you are looking for Black Dress Run info, click here.) All Drunken Sailors Welcome – Drunk Navy Sailors on Liberty, Drunk Yacht Club Sailors, Drunk Cajun Fisherman, Drunk Miami Speedboat D-Bags, etc… even, if you must, Drunken Pirates. Start at Lafayette Square (S Maestri St, New Orleans, LA 70130) No pre lube On after – yes LOCATION TBD HARES Doofus White Boy Top Shelf Ice Ice Crazy I , doofus will handle beer hare logistics Dogs – service only No shiggy A to A 4-5 miles Eagle Walkers trial 2-3 miles Hares and pack will leave promptly. This is … Continue ReadingTrail #1065: Drunken Sailors

Date: Thursday, 22nd October Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Start Address: Comiskey Playground, S Clark St & Baudin St, New Orleans Hare & Co-Hares: iSkank & Cheapthroat (Costco membership) Beer Hare: I need a beer hare or I’ll bring the beer backpack. On-After: Finn McCool’s Irish Pub Dog Friendly: I think so – they might have to stand outside of the food court. Bring: $1 (no coins); Beverages of choice (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? $1.50 for your hotdog Approx. -l-l-l–> length: (does not include YBFs or actually solving … Continue ReadingTrail #1064: Costco hot dog wine pairings

Captain’s Log — Stardate: Whatever-the-Hell-Thursday-Is: The Federation has detected an unidentified life form wandering aimlessly through New Orleans. Initial scans suggest it may be a pack of Hash House Harriers. Their intelligence is questionable, their navigation skills are worse, and their thirst is classified as a Level 10 Red Alert. Come as your favorite Star Trek character, alien species, Starfleet officer, Klingon warrior, Vulcan with questionable emotional regulation, Borg drone, tribble, or intergalactic space slut. Phasers set to stun, uniforms set to inappropriate, and warp speed set to whatever your knees can handle. Date: Thursday, Oct. 15, 2026 Time: 6:30pm … Continue ReadingTrail #1063: Space — The Final Front-beer

Halloween is coming, Carnival is around the corner, and it’s time to clean out your costume closet. Wear some costume pieces that you’d like to trade- we’ll have swap checks on trail. There will be more time for swapping during Circle and on-after. Speaking of on-after, we’ll have an open bar tab covered by our gift certificate winnings from the Lemonaid Stand raffle. Help us drink it till it’s gone! Date: Thursday, October 8th Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Start Address: Where Aris Ave. meets Frisco Ave. (Right next to Winston’s but across the tracks. Map to 601 Frisco Ave, … Continue ReadingTrail #1062: Costume Swap (and bar tab)

October 1st is National Pumpkin Spice Day, as well as International Coffee Day. Imbibe as appropriate. Arrive with celebratory smells. Wear something orange. Or don’t. Festive shots will be on hand regardless.  Date: Thursday, 1 October Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Start Address: 1200 St Roch Ave / 2400 Marais St Neutral Ground Hare & Co-Hares: Just Paul and[not Just Adam] Beer Hare: TBD Pre-Lube: none, but your options are RIGHT THERE On-After: St Roch Tavern Dog Friendly: yes, I believe the on-after also, but there is some outside area regardless Bring: $1 (no coins); Beverages of choice (glass discouraged), … Continue ReadingTrail #1061: National Pumpkin Spice Day as well as International Coffee Day