Trail # 299 – Mexican Gum Job presents The Circus Hash

Little known fact that the alternative to “the Jazz FUNeral” was “The Circus”.  Now I’m getting my damn circus hash meow, YA HEAR!?!?! I want bearded ladies, lion tamers, trapeze artists, fire eaters, magicians, juggling clowns, Siamese twins and unicycles.  I will be available to clown or mime pain some faces at pre-lube.  The walkers will not be given a special trail; if you are coming to trail, then do trail. Bring: $1 (no coins), a 6 pack, whistle, flashlight (big red shoes and nose encourage but optional) Theme: Circus Hash Date: March 21, 2013, 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm … Continue ReadingTrail # 299 – Mexican Gum Job presents The Circus Hash

#268 – Ass Burglar vs The Supervillians

HARE LIES: Are you a Supervillain or are you an Ass Burglar? Do you crash parties or do you show up to them jaw-dropping-ly prepared, supplied and invited? Do you settle for beer or do you have Maker’s Mark checks? Given 5 minutes, can you get ready for class or can you peel a pound of crawfish, field dress a hog, reassemble an SKS, drink a liter of whiskey and have time to floss your teeth? If cornered in a dark alley, is your first instinct to push your date down and run away or do you pull an arsenal … Continue Reading#268 – Ass Burglar vs The Supervillians

#238 – Spic did it again.

Date: Thursday, March 1, 2012 Theme: Start: 575 South Carrollton Avenue, New Orleans, LA Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm go Hares: Mexican Gum Job & Just Sancho Cost: $1 (no coins) and a 6 pack (or more if you plan to drink more). Bring: Your inner racist that is normally unacceptable at hash (you know: your coolMax shirts, fuel belt, bodyglide, “Dri-Fit” hat, power gels). Please don’t show up in blackface.

#231 – Gringos vs. Beaners

From the woman who brought you the infamous “Ninjas vs. Niggas”, this week’s trail has a far less offensive theme. Este semana, la rubia Mexican Gum Job y el guapo Just Cameron son sus conejos. ¡Acción, aventura, misterio, romance, y por supuesto… las cervezas! (I only took 3 years of Spanish in high school, this is the best I can do.) Date: Thursday, January 12, 2012 Theme: Cowboys y Banditas Start: Rock ‘n Bowl (yes, like in the Voodoo Hash song) – 3000 S Carrollton Ave, New Orleans Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm out like a sperm from your papa’s pistola … Continue Reading#231 – Gringos vs. Beaners

It’s October! Halloween is just one thing on the list

Thanks for a great hash last Thursday. All the north shore virgins are going back to their soccer mom lives forever changed. They have already figured out a rotating carpool schedule, and posted it on their refridgerators. A special shout out goes out to Atomic Dyke from Baton Rouge, for letting us see her goods and letting our visitors from the North Atlantic demonstrate a number 62 on her. One thing I noticed is Voodoo doesn’t have a walking trail, but multiple over achievers showed up in walking cast. Apparently, one too many people are strapping themselves into the sex … Continue ReadingIt’s October! Halloween is just one thing on the list