The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

14 reasons Jesus can’t go hashing

Leave your contraceptives and taddle-tale children at home, this is a Catholic affair to remember.  We may or may not have all 14 stations of the Cross, but at the very least, it’s the Hare’s birthday, so be sure to bring something special to make the cake all that more special.  Also you’ll want to […]


#192 – April Showers

The gods will keep the rain at bay on an April day when the hares decided to have some fun. But without rain, showers of sorts will litter the hashers with droplets like cum. Showers make flowers like baths make clean hashers, which they never do. And after trips through shiggy, by god not the […]


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#172 – King’s Day hash!

Here ye, Here ye, Wether ye be a peasant or a court jester, you are formally invited to cum runneth in King Butt Sex’s and Princess Enough Already’s presence. We are meeting in outside of Cabrini Castle, in front of the moat. Tis the day of Epiphany, and is the beginning of the Carnival season! […]

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Hash Trash #153: Mall Rats

The 80’s were back in fashion last night as our misguided hares took us all throughout Metairie. Everything Butt Sex was a huge disappointment as he bailed on our semi-virgin hares, Princess Lay-ya and Baby Facial, and left them high and dry, but Dickie Wongstockings stepped in and helped our hares leave us all physically […]

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