14 reasons Jesus can’t go hashing

Leave your contraceptives and taddle-tale children at home, this is a Catholic affair to remember.  We may or may not have all 14 stations of the Cross, but at the very least, it’s the Hare’s birthday, so be sure to bring something special to make the cake all that more special.  Also you’ll want to park legally and seek revenge since this is an A to B hash. Date: Thursday, April 5th Theme: Stations of the Cross Hash Start:  Lafayette Square Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm go Hares: Enough Already (BIRTHDAY) Cost: $1 (bills only plz) and a 6 pack (or more … Continue Reading14 reasons Jesus can’t go hashing

#192 – April Showers

The gods will keep the rain at bay on an April day when the hares decided to have some fun. But without rain, showers of sorts will litter the hashers with droplets like cum. Showers make flowers like baths make clean hashers, which they never do. And after trips through shiggy, by god not the ferry, but a little float through the shallow blue these hashers will be joyous and sing songs so glorious as they chug down on some good brew. on-on, Broke Back Dyke Hares: Enough Already and Broke Back Dyke Location: Pendot Park at Canal and Robert … Continue Reading#192 – April Showers

#172 – King’s Day hash!

Here ye, Here ye, Wether ye be a peasant or a court jester, you are formally invited to cum runneth in King Butt Sex’s and Princess Enough Already’s presence. We are meeting in outside of Cabrini Castle, in front of the moat. Tis the day of Epiphany, and is the beginning of the Carnival season! Bring your costume! Bring your King Cake! Bring your ass to the hash you fucking wankers! Festival is upon us! on-on, Everything Butt Sex Hare: Everything Butt Sex and Enough Already (Virgin Lay) Theme: Royalty Location: Cabrini High School, 1400 Moss Street, New Orleans, LA … Continue Reading#172 – King’s Day hash!

Hash Trash #153: Mall Rats

The 80’s were back in fashion last night as our misguided hares took us all throughout Metairie. Everything Butt Sex was a huge disappointment as he bailed on our semi-virgin hares, Princess Lay-ya and Baby Facial, and left them high and dry, but Dickie Wongstockings stepped in and helped our hares leave us all physically exhausted and completely satisfied, as a good Dickie always does. The run took us up through Metairie and our hares lead us through a bunch of un-chartered territory last night. For our semi-virgin hares it was a semi-decent lay. But like any virgin, they’ll get … Continue ReadingHash Trash #153: Mall Rats