The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 292 – Carnival 2013: “Le Hash d’Etat”

Yeah, Yeah we know…Krewe d’Etat parade doesn’t hit until Friday, but that doesn’t mean we can’t dress up like French Revolutionaries the night before!! Please leave your portable guillotines at home. We’ll be starting a bit early this week, so that we can catch as much of the parade trifecta that night as possible. Make sure you […]

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Hash Trash #160 – I never cum with Butt Sex

First of all let me state…..Lakeshore Drive by UNO is probably not the best place to start and end a hash considering the 5-0 po-po close that street off at 9pm which a veteran resident of lakeview should know (cough cough Butt Sex cough cough) What a clusterfuck last night was.  We waited over an […]

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The Trash Before Christmas

Twas the morning before Christmas at Everything Butt Sex’s house. He noticed that someone had left without their blouse. Oh, just another orphaned piece of clothing thrown away without care, He started a pre-lube at 11am; The time Dicky Wong Stockings got there. They started to drink and a numbing feeling reached their head, head, […]

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