#317 – Welcome to the Voodoo

It looks like we’ll have over 20 visitors. Bring more than the normal 6 pack. It’s gonna be a long night.  Bring on the Voodoo Spirit. We’re meeting at LOA Chuck’s Bar. We decided LOA is an upscale martini bar, and we don’t want to get the group kicked out of the hotel, the day before everyone checks in, so we’re going to Chuck’s. It’s a shit hole, and probably has the cheapest drinks in the quarter. Crack-a-toe-a and Rough MasturBeartion are haring this week. I’m told the rewards for the Front Running Bastards, custom made coozies filled with an … Continue Reading#317 – Welcome to the Voodoo

Trail # 316 – Thrift Shop Tranny Jack, Bearly Blue & Urine Asian

  I’m gonna run this hash Only got a dollar and a six pack I-I-I’m twitchy Which way on that whichy Use more fucking flour So wear their granddad’s clothes! And look incredible! What’s YBF stand for? I don’t see no blobs no more! Prelube at Ground Holy, On-after BBG, Between’s a mystery; If you get lost then don’t blame me! So yeah, hit your local Goodwill, Salvation Army, or that back log of clothing you’ve been avoiding for whatever reason.  Make it look pimp style, or however you want it to look.  It can’t be that hard; it’s a … Continue ReadingTrail # 316 – Thrift Shop Tranny Jack, Bearly Blue & Urine Asian

Trail # 315 – Life Aquatic Pussy Whisker & Just Kyle

  Don your wet suits, put on your orange knit caps, and ready your Speedo’s cause Pussy Whisker wants you on Team Zissou. Not ready to join our elite crew of seamen (semen?). Come as whatever water creature you wish. Just watch out for that Jaguar Shark and cum join Pussy Whisker on her overnight drunk! Bring an intern (Virgin!) and come get wet with us! Don’t forget to bring some swimmy shit, cause I really dot want to gt all of you wet. Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pack, flash light, whistle, swim gear and flotation devices. Date: … Continue ReadingTrail # 315 – Life Aquatic Pussy Whisker & Just Kyle

Trail # 314-Getting Busy ;-) Enough Already & Just Brian

    It’s Just Brian’s birthday on Sunday and before he was born his parents had to do the deed so get horny! Aphrodisiacs, Al Green or Asexual Reproduction will get the job done. When: Thursday, May 30, 2013. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm GO! Bring: $1 (no coins please), a six pack, flashlight, whistle and condoms Theme: Getting Busy Hares: Enough Already & Just Brian Beer Hare: Just Joe Start: Rome Park (St. Roch & Robert E. Lee Blvd) 6200 St. Roch Ave, New Orleans, LA 70122 Pre-Lube: TBD On-After: Daiquiris & Company, 6301 Elysian Fields NOLA RA: Jizz … Continue ReadingTrail # 314-Getting Busy ;-) Enough Already & Just Brian

Trail #312-2nd Anal German Sparkle Party! ReTARDIS & Conjugal Visitor

Do you have your party pants? What about your rubber boots? The German Sparkle Party returns to grace the Marigny with out glittery presence. Warning: Much like getting wet while sitting in the splash zone at SeaWorld, Showing up to this hash does not guarantee you will be covered in glitter, but it does mean you consent to be. No bitching about glorious sparkles! http://youtu.be/f-jN3vH26NQ Bring: $1 (no coins please), a six pack, flash light, whistle and your sparkly self! When: Thursday, May 16, 2013, 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm GO! Theme: Second Anal German Sparkle Party! Hares: ReTARDIS & … Continue ReadingTrail #312-2nd Anal German Sparkle Party! ReTARDIS & Conjugal Visitor