Author: Everything Butt Sex

Although T.W.O.T. would love to receive presents (especially from Mr. Binky’s), this is a charitable hash. Try to bring an unwrapped toy for kids, she will be dropping it off at the actual Toys for Tot drop off location in Metairie. She also said bring your bitches because this is a dog friendly trail. Also, I was told getting braces off doesn’t automatically incite free blowjobs. This is not appropriate hash behavior. She’ll have to drink for that. Hare: T.W.O.T. and BrokeBack Dyke Theme: Dress up as a child or wear whatever you wore as a child, dress up as … Continue Reading#168 – Toys for T.W.O.T.

If you need to look up the short version of the Three Wise men, I looked it up on the Googles for ya. Who would have thought, in the retelling, the main characters would be Monkey Spanker, Shit Candy, and Just Sophia? I’m sure the same people would expect the gifts to be flour and golden beer!!!!!!!! Hares: Monkey Spanker, Shit Candy, Just Sophia (Beer Hare) Theme: Three Wise Men, Togas, Something Biblical? Location: Lee Circle Circle Time: THURSDAY, December 2nd. 6:30pm Show. 7pm, Go! Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle! If you’re a putz and … Continue Reading#167 – Three Wise Men

I’ve learned a lot from hashing. Today I’ve learned that while the rest of the United States celebrates Veterans day on November 11th. Cho Penis and those west coast, liberal, surfing, movie making, pot head, bastards celebrate the California New Year. He’s haring this week with our beloved BumbleTard. In order to celebrate this made up non-nationally recognized holiday, get your asses to Station 10 at Audubon Park. The theme is the California New Year, I’m told in order to celebrate you need to bring fire and something (or someone?) to bang. On-On, Everything Butt Sex Hares: Cho Penis and BumbleTard … Continue Reading#164 – California New Year