I’ve learned a lot from hashing. Today I’ve learned that while the rest of the United States celebrates Veterans day on November 11th. Cho Penis and those west coast, liberal, surfing, movie making, pot head, bastards celebrate the California New Year. He’s haring this week with our beloved BumbleTard. In order to celebrate this made up non-nationally recognized holiday, get your asses to Station 10 at Audubon Park. The theme is the California New Year, I’m told in order to celebrate you need to bring fire and something (or someone?) to bang.
Everything Butt Sex
Hares: Cho Penis and BumbleTard
Theme: Torches, Fire, drums, something to bang on.
Location: Audubon Park, Station 10, Golf Club Dr and Magazine St.
Time: THURSDAY, November 11th. 6:30pm Show. 7pm, Go!
Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle AND A PUMPKIN! If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer (or a pumpkin) then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer (or a pumpkin), then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!