Although T.W.O.T. would love to receive presents (especially from Mr. Binky’s), this is a charitable hash. Try to bring an unwrapped toy for kids, she will be dropping it off at the actual Toys for Tot drop off location in Metairie. She also said bring your bitches because this is a dog friendly trail.
Also, I was told getting braces off doesn’t automatically incite free blowjobs. This is not appropriate hash behavior. She’ll have to drink for that.
Hare: T.W.O.T. and BrokeBack Dyke
Theme: Dress up as a child or wear whatever you wore as a child, dress up as an action figure/ballerina, cartoon character, Pedobear FTW…you get the idea.
Prelube/Starting Location: Parkway Tavern 538 Hagan Ave.
On After: Bayou Beer Garden
Time: THURSDAY, December 9th. 6:30pm Show. 7pm, Go!
Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle! If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!
Everything Butt Sex.