If you need to look up the short version of the Three Wise men, I looked it up on the Googles for ya. Who would have thought, in the retelling, the main characters would be Monkey Spanker, Shit Candy, and Just Sophia? I’m sure the same people would expect the gifts to be flour and golden beer!!!!!!!!
Hares: Monkey Spanker, Shit Candy, Just Sophia (Beer Hare)
Theme: Three Wise Men, Togas, Something Biblical?
Location: Lee Circle Circle
Time: THURSDAY, December 2nd. 6:30pm Show. 7pm, Go!
Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle! If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!
