Just Sara decided she wanted to lose her virginity with Butt Sex. We’re going to UNO’s campus in order to let you wankers judge our performance. It’s a Butt Sex trail, so you can expect it to be short, fun, make you a little uneasy, but afterwards you’ll be happy you finally got fucked that way. Bestiality is best left in Texas, so don’t bring any fucking dogs!
While you’re waiting for Thursday, you really might want to learn this fucking song. I’m going to make Just Sara acts parts of it out during circle.
Everything Butt Sex
Hares: Everything Butt Sex and Just Sara (Virgin Lay)
Theme: Back to school. Uniforms, plaid skirts,
Location: 2244 Lakeshore Drive, New Orleans, LA
Time: Thursday, October 21st. 6:30pm Show. 7pm, Go!
Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!
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