You are cordially invited to celebrate the hash wedding of
On Thursday evening
May 25th at 6:30
Appropriate attire required*
followed by trail, on-in, and on-after
*Wedding hashes are typically a cross-dressing event, so break out your black dresses fellas and your tuxedo tees, ladies.
Hares: Pastor Bait-Her and Udderly RiTiTulous
Pre-Lube: DBA – 618 Frenchmen
Start: Washington Square – Royal and Frenchmen
Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then bring $10, you ugly bastard. If you continue to not bring beer, then you STILL pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!