The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 464 – ’80 to 80 – Extra Virgin Anal Oil & Slam Bam Thank You Lamb

From the ’80’s to 80 – whether you’re bringing neon and leg warmers back or having a hard time remembering what the 1980’s looked like, this trail will help you feel young again! Wear your favorite side ponies and headbands (if you’d like to pay tribute to the Goblin King of tight pants) or dress […]

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Trail # 390 – Sheep and Shepherds! Slam Bam Thank You Lamb & Extra Virgin Anal Oil

Baa Baa Slam Bam Have you any beer? Extra Virgin says there’s Two coolers near. One for the beer check One for on-in The rest for the walkers Who join at the end! Calling all sheep and shepherds to join Slam Bam Thank You Lamb and Extra Virgin Anal Oil as they lead the flock […]

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Hash Trash 179 – Like Anal Sex for the First Time

I’m back bitches! I know y’all missed me…I know lately I’ve been cumming more like 0 lays a week, like EBS so eagerly likes to call me, but I decided to make a return when I heard Slam Bam was leading this hash. Problem was I forgot that this loud mouth Wanker probably can’t stay […]

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#179 – Carnival and Circus Freaks!

We’re starting uptown, and for the love of the flying spaghetti monster I hope our hares don’t finish in a neighborhood. Apparently, 1000’s of screaming drunks can show up in the garden district for a parade, but 40 some odd hashers are just too damn loud during circle! When Slam and No Cunt Troll are […]


#126 – Inglourious Hashers

  This Thursday, we’re going to be getting down and dirty in Lakeview. Just Ralph is poppin’ his har-e  cherry (heh) with Slam Bam Thank You Lamb, so watch out – Slam Bam isn’t known for being gentle. There will be shiggy, and there will be mud. Think of this as a camp-out warm-up. The […]