This Thursday, we’re going to be getting down and dirty in Lakeview. Just Ralph is poppin’ his har-e cherry (heh) with Slam Bam Thank You Lamb, so watch out – Slam Bam isn’t known for being gentle.
There will be shiggy, and there will be mud. Think of this as a camp-out warm-up. The hares also made it a point to tell me that FLASHLIGHTS ARE NEEDED! So bring yours! (I’m lookin’ at you, Just Miranda)
Ralph will be hosting the on-after – I think he’s making gumbo or something equally awesome.
Theme: Wilderness Survival / Inglourious Basterds / Hunting
Pre-Lube: Parlay’s (870 Harrison Ave) 5:30ish
Start: 827 Harrison Ave. (Big empty parking lot)
Hares: Just Ralph (Virgin Lay!) and Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then bring $10, you ugly basterd. If you continue to not bring beer, then you STILL pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!