The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 498 – 4th Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show – Clitoria’s Secret, Kiwi Wiwi

It is time once again to strut your stuff at the 4th Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion show! Young, old, fat, skinny, man, woman, doesn’t matter. We want to see you in lingerie.  So dust off your wings and own that catwalk! Bring: $1 (no coins), 6 Pack , Whistle, Flashlight Date: July 28, 2016 6:30 Show, […]

Tags: ,

Trail # 494 – Wiwi vs Slits: Battle of the Sexes – Kiwi Wiwi and Banana Slit

The time has come, it is the have VS the have nots.  Innies Vs outies, cocks VS pussys.  Celebrating the anniversary of the first battle of Wiwi VS Slit.  That’s right “ladies” and “gentlemen” we are reigniting the gender wars.  Feel free to identify however you want (we don’t care what you identify as, just […]

Tags: ,

Trail #485 – Not Cindo De Mayo – Cockness Monster, Kiwi Wiwi, Body Bag

  Yeah, it is May 5th – so what.  Other things happened.  Pick something besides the obvious.   This weeks theme is NOT Cinco de Mayo, any other holiday or observance will do.  Tacos are for Tuesday.  Martyr’s Day, South Korea Children’s Day and Karl Marx’s Birthday are just a few suggestions.  Check out the […]

Tags: ,

Trail # 477 3rd ANAL Half-Baked Yeast-Infection Down-Under – Kiwi Wiwi and What’s Warm

You were clueless the first time.  You couldn’t believe we did it again a year later.  Now, here we stand with blood-shot eyes, down-under the threshold of greatness, caked in fermented flour to do it again!  This is not a trail, but a quest for eternal life!  Okay, maybe just a quest for beer and flour; but if that […]

Tags: ,

Trail #469 – Virgins Gotta Lay – Virgin Mutha, Banana Slit, & Kiwi Wiwi

ATTENTION!! We’ve got Virgins! Hares that is. Virgin Mutha is laying trail for the first time, and Banana Slit is breaking her Voodoo cherry.  Everyone cum; its going to be sloppy! Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6-pack, flashlight, whistle Date: February 18, 2016 6:30 Show, 7:00 Go Theme: Virgins Gotta Lay Start:  S St. Patrick St and Baudin St […]

Tags: ,