Trail # 498 – 4th Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show – Clitoria’s Secret, Kiwi Wiwi

It is time once again to strut your stuff at the 4th Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion show! Young, old, fat, skinny, man, woman, doesn’t matter. We want to see you in lingerie.  So dust off your wings and own that catwalk! Bring: $1 (no coins), 6 Pack , Whistle, Flashlight Date: July 28, 2016 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go Theme: 4th Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show Start: Park in front of City Hall, 1300 Perdido St, New Orleans, LA 70112 Hare & Co-Hare: Clitoria’s Secret, Kiwi Wiwi Beer Hare: Crack Inside Her Prelube: Happy’s Irish Pub 1009 Poydras St, New Orleans, LA 70112 On After: Cajun … Continue ReadingTrail # 498 – 4th Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show – Clitoria’s Secret, Kiwi Wiwi

Trail # 494 – Wiwi vs Slits: Battle of the Sexes – Kiwi Wiwi and Banana Slit

The time has come, it is the have VS the have nots.  Innies Vs outies, cocks VS pussys.  Celebrating the anniversary of the first battle of Wiwi VS Slit.  That’s right “ladies” and “gentlemen” we are reigniting the gender wars.  Feel free to identify however you want (we don’t care what you identify as, just cum!) and prepare for the battle of the week. Bring: $1 (no coins please) 6 pk, flashlight, whistle Start:  Mickey Markey Playground 700 Piety St, New Orleans, LA 70117 Hare and Co-Hares: Banana Slit and KW3 Beer Hare: Fucked by Mapquest Pre-Lube Location: Markey’s Bar 640 Louisa … Continue ReadingTrail # 494 – Wiwi vs Slits: Battle of the Sexes – Kiwi Wiwi and Banana Slit

Trail #485 – Not Cindo De Mayo – Cockness Monster, Kiwi Wiwi, Body Bag

  Yeah, it is May 5th – so what.  Other things happened.  Pick something besides the obvious.   This weeks theme is NOT Cinco de Mayo, any other holiday or observance will do.  Tacos are for Tuesday.  Martyr’s Day, South Korea Children’s Day and Karl Marx’s Birthday are just a few suggestions.  Check out the Wiki and get creative! This will be Body Bags first Hare and last Trail with the Voodoo.   Cum see him off or better yet get him off!! Your parents would be proud if you do.   I want ya’ll to make him wish he never left. … Continue ReadingTrail #485 – Not Cindo De Mayo – Cockness Monster, Kiwi Wiwi, Body Bag

Trail # 477 3rd ANAL Half-Baked Yeast-Infection Down-Under – Kiwi Wiwi and What’s Warm

You were clueless the first time.  You couldn’t believe we did it again a year later.  Now, here we stand with blood-shot eyes, down-under the threshold of greatness, caked in fermented flour to do it again!  This is not a trail, but a quest for eternal life!  Okay, maybe just a quest for beer and flour; but if that doesn’t bring you eternal life, I don’t know what does.  Okay.  Enough with the pageantry, here cums the D……etails. Definitely bring a flashlight, or act like you’re trying to go home with someone who brought one.  You will need it.  There will be 4 trails of approximately 1 … Continue ReadingTrail # 477 3rd ANAL Half-Baked Yeast-Infection Down-Under – Kiwi Wiwi and What’s Warm

Trail #469 – Virgins Gotta Lay – Virgin Mutha, Banana Slit, & Kiwi Wiwi

ATTENTION!! We’ve got Virgins! Hares that is. Virgin Mutha is laying trail for the first time, and Banana Slit is breaking her Voodoo cherry.  Everyone cum; its going to be sloppy! Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6-pack, flashlight, whistle Date: February 18, 2016 6:30 Show, 7:00 Go Theme: Virgins Gotta Lay Start:  S St. Patrick St and Baudin St ; St. Patrick Playground 4700 Baudin St New Orleans, LA 70119 Hare and Co-Hares: Virgin Mutha, Banana Slit, Kiwi Wiwi Beer Hare: Urine Circle Pre-Lube Location: Mid City Yacht Club On-After Location: Mid City Yacht Club Dog Friendly?: Yes   Is a dry bag, shiggy … Continue ReadingTrail #469 – Virgins Gotta Lay – Virgin Mutha, Banana Slit, & Kiwi Wiwi