The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 537 – 4th ANAL Half-Baked Yeast Infection Down Under – What’s Warm and KW3

Weed. Bread. Anzac Day. All wrapped into one for hashing pleasure like you’ve never seen before! Unless you came last year! First off, START, all BNs, and ON IN are all at the same location – Laborde Mountain in the Couturie Forest in City Park!!! Definitely bring a FLASHLIGHT!!!! You will need it. There will […]

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Trail # 510 – DX Run – In Tents to Pee, Dead Cell, and KW Drunk

Are you ready? Look in my eyes, what do you see? The cult of personality. I know your anger, I know your dreams I’ve been everything you want to be. We’re here to show the world the VooDoo DX run Woo Woo Woo, you know it! Oh you didn’t know? Your ass better call somebody […]

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Trail # 498 – 4th Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show – Clitoria’s Secret, Kiwi Wiwi

It is time once again to strut your stuff at the 4th Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion show! Young, old, fat, skinny, man, woman, doesn’t matter. We want to see you in lingerie.  So dust off your wings and own that catwalk! Bring: $1 (no coins), 6 Pack , Whistle, Flashlight Date: July 28, 2016 6:30 Show, […]

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Trail # 494 – Wiwi vs Slits: Battle of the Sexes – Kiwi Wiwi and Banana Slit

The time has come, it is the have VS the have nots.  Innies Vs outies, cocks VS pussys.  Celebrating the anniversary of the first battle of Wiwi VS Slit.  That’s right “ladies” and “gentlemen” we are reigniting the gender wars.  Feel free to identify however you want (we don’t care what you identify as, just […]

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Trail #485 – Not Cindo De Mayo – Cockness Monster, Kiwi Wiwi, Body Bag

  Yeah, it is May 5th – so what.  Other things happened.  Pick something besides the obvious.   This weeks theme is NOT Cinco de Mayo, any other holiday or observance will do.  Tacos are for Tuesday.  Martyr’s Day, South Korea Children’s Day and Karl Marx’s Birthday are just a few suggestions.  Check out the […]

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