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Trail # 548 – Luchador Championship Challenge – Cockness Monster, KW3, Fuck a Bear, Quesa Did Her, and Shitler’s List

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Luchador Championship Challenge – Think you’re tough?  Hablas Espanol?  Think you can beat the best?  Then come to the Voodoo Hash and test your wrestling mettle against 6, that’s right! 6 Luchadors.  Each Luchador has their own special challenge.  You must win 5 matches to qualify for the final Battle for the Belt!  Yes, the grand prize is a championship wrestling belt.  Come out in mask and tights to give your all and prove your worthiness. Challenge Rules: *First and foremost only runners can challenge a luchador, or if you’re in theme aka a mask and/or wrestling outfit. However if … Continue ReadingTrail # 548 – Luchador Championship Challenge – Cockness Monster, KW3, Fuck a Bear, Quesa Did Her, and Shitler’s List

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Trail # 502 – The Hunt for Cryptids and other Mythical Creatures – Cockness Monster, Doofus White Boy

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Come travel deep into the murky, stagnant swamps in search of a legendary creature the mythical Monster of Cock Ness.  The Monster of Cock Ness was born in a place hotter than hell, South Louisiana in the summer, its Father was a Rougaroo and its Mother a Grunch, its only friend growing up was a Kraken who took it to the great depths to cool off and eat carcasses on the ocean floor.  Now, 35 years later it has returned to enjoy the muggy heat of summer and recharge in the decaying, filthy bogs in and around the ancient city … Continue ReadingTrail # 502 – The Hunt for Cryptids and other Mythical Creatures – Cockness Monster, Doofus White Boy

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Trail #485 – Not Cindo De Mayo – Cockness Monster, Kiwi Wiwi, Body Bag

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  Yeah, it is May 5th – so what.  Other things happened.  Pick something besides the obvious.   This weeks theme is NOT Cinco de Mayo, any other holiday or observance will do.  Tacos are for Tuesday.  Martyr’s Day, South Korea Children’s Day and Karl Marx’s Birthday are just a few suggestions.  Check out the Wiki and get creative! This will be Body Bags first Hare and last Trail with the Voodoo.   Cum see him off or better yet get him off!! Your parents would be proud if you do.   I want ya’ll to make him wish he never left. … Continue ReadingTrail #485 – Not Cindo De Mayo – Cockness Monster, Kiwi Wiwi, Body Bag

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Trail # 468 – It’s LENT! – Cooter Webs, Cockness Monster, Petrified Wood, & What’s Warm

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Mardi Gras is over and now is the time to pay for our sins.  It is LENT you wankers, prepare for the coming of the Lord and savior (we know he can’t go hashing). Join us in a celebration of pretending to give up things so that we look like good little Catholic boys and girls. Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 Pack, flashlight, whistle Date: February 11, 2016  6:30 pm Show, 7:00 pm Go Theme: Lent – the holiest time of the year Start: The Parking lot next to the Galley Restaurant  2535 Metairie Rd, Metairie, LA 70001 Hare … Continue ReadingTrail # 468 – It’s LENT! – Cooter Webs, Cockness Monster, Petrified Wood, & What’s Warm

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Trail # 463 – Comicon Bitchez! – Kiwi Wiwi, Motherload, Cockness Monster

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  Good news everyone! Anything that happens, happens.  What’s happening this Thursday is your comicon prelube trail, which will also not be featuring Matt Smith this year.  So come join the Voodoo Tripod Tri-Force, for a wibbly wobbly time that is sure to be more amazing than something that is really amazing.  So, whatever you do, don’t even blink. Blink and you’re dead. Bring: $1 (no coins please),  a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Date: 7th Jan 2016 Theme: Comicon Bitchez Start:  Convention centers balls  900 Convention Center Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70130 Hare and Co-Hares: KW3, Motherload, Cockness Monster. … Continue ReadingTrail # 463 – Comicon Bitchez! – Kiwi Wiwi, Motherload, Cockness Monster