The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 502 – The Hunt for Cryptids and other Mythical Creatures – Cockness Monster, Doofus White Boy

Come travel deep into the murky, stagnant swamps in search of a legendary creature the mythical Monster of Cock Ness.  The Monster of Cock Ness was born in a place hotter than hell, South Louisiana in the summer, its Father was a Rougaroo and its Mother a Grunch, its only friend growing up was a […]

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Trail #485 – Not Cindo De Mayo – Cockness Monster, Kiwi Wiwi, Body Bag

  Yeah, it is May 5th – so what.  Other things happened.  Pick something besides the obvious.   This weeks theme is NOT Cinco de Mayo, any other holiday or observance will do.  Tacos are for Tuesday.  Martyr’s Day, South Korea Children’s Day and Karl Marx’s Birthday are just a few suggestions.  Check out the […]

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Trail # 468 – It’s LENT! – Cooter Webs, Cockness Monster, Petrified Wood, & What’s Warm

Mardi Gras is over and now is the time to pay for our sins.  It is LENT you wankers, prepare for the coming of the Lord and savior (we know he can’t go hashing). Join us in a celebration of pretending to give up things so that we look like good little Catholic boys and […]

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Trail # 463 – Comicon Bitchez! – Kiwi Wiwi, Motherload, Cockness Monster

  Good news everyone! Anything that happens, happens.  What’s happening this Thursday is your comicon prelube trail, which will also not be featuring Matt Smith this year.  So come join the Voodoo Tripod Tri-Force, for a wibbly wobbly time that is sure to be more amazing than something that is really amazing.  So, whatever you […]

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Trail # 458 – Artsy Fartsy! Texticle Teaser, Urine Circle & Cockness Monster

There are some lovely art things in the city, some good, some bad and some are complete crap! So come as your favorite artist or as a one of those artsy fartsy art critics while we tour some of the local art scene! Bring: $1 (no coins please),  a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle, multiple […]

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