Trail # 548 – Luchador Championship Challenge – Cockness Monster, KW3, Fuck a Bear, Quesa Did Her, and Shitler’s ListPosted May 30th, 2017 by hareraiser
Luchador Championship Challenge – Think you’re tough? Hablas Espanol? Think you can beat the best? Then come to the Voodoo Hash and test your wrestling mettle against 6, that’s right! 6 Luchadors. Each Luchador has their own special challenge. You must win 5 matches to qualify for the final Battle for the Belt! Yes, the grand prize is a championship wrestling belt. Come out in mask and tights to give your all and prove your worthiness.
*First and foremost only runners can challenge a luchador, or if you’re in theme aka a mask and/or wrestling outfit. However if you walk you may miss a challenge.
*Can’t zen to win. The luchadores can deny your challenge if you zen, IME!
*Each Luchador will have a token to be earned by completing a challenge.
*Each luchador will have their own challenge and rules.
*You must receive 5 tokens before you qualify for the final Match, earned by any means necessary.
*Any person with a token can also use them to sub any walker or none themed hasher for drinking and punishment in circle.
*Final match will be at circle.
*Lastly, its man drama wrestling so bending the rules are acceptable behavior, as long as it is overly dramatic. Master Of Ceremonies has final say in all matches.
Bring: $1 (no coins), Vessel – WE PROVIDE THE BEER THIS WEEK! Flashlight, Whistle
Start and End: Field at Toulouse and N Jefferson Davis parkway 3534 Toulouse St, New Orleans, LA 70119
Pre-lube and On After: Bayou Beer Garden/Wine Garden 326 N Jefferson Davis Pkwy, New Orleans, LA 70119
(Hares) Luchador liebres – Monstruo de Pollo Ness, K. Piqueñito Piqueñito, Sexo Oso, Meirda Hitler, y Quesa-hizo ella.
(Beer Hare) Luchadora liebres Cerveza – Coño Bigote
(Master of Ceremonies) Luchador Locutor – Que Calentar
Bring a change of clothes for true challengers!
Dog Friendly enough
Trail is A-A, 3 mile TT with 5 challenges
Prepare for weather
Mismangement Nominations are OPEN! Email your Nominations to UnderCummer@gmail.com by Friday!
Erections will be at the June 8th Trail
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