Voodoo Hash House Harriers

Greeting True Believers, AKA you bunch of sweaty hairy gross nerds (you disgust me) Some convention is coming to town, so our beautiful city will be full of jerks in costume, people who write stories about bastards with super powers, or from space or some crap. I mean seriously who cares about that stuff? And to make matters worse, they are doing it right after NYE… idiots. So before these nerds try to exact some sort of ironic revenge, we are going to show them who’s in charge. How, you may ask. – athletic prowess, – sing dirty songs – … Continue ReadingTrail #695 – 6th Annual Get Your Comic On

How does Moses make his tea? HeBrews it, Bro. It is that time of year again. Time to throw your precious fucking indoor pine tree in the dumpster (along with your childish belief of an actual Heaven and Hell) and join the ranks of the Chosen People … the Hebrew Hash House Harriers … as we lead you a drunken TOuRA of New Orleans! We will be decking the halls with balls of Matzah and slamming Manischewitz just like that time your step-aunt got you drunk at 16 years old and proved that she liked running naked in the rain. … Continue ReadingTrail #694 – Hanukkah Hash

Whistles blow, are you listening on the trail, the lights are are glistening if you cum along, we’ll sing dirty songs Hashing in a NOLA wonderland Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, 19 Dec 2019 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Santa’s helpers Cum dressed in your finest santa, elf, or winter costumes. Start Address: 2205 David Dr, Metairie, LA 70003 Hare & Co-hares: Hitachi Topic & Saved by the Bush Beer hare: Incompeetent Pre-Lube: Brewsky’s Bar & Grill; 2205 David Dr, Metairie, LA 70003 On-After: Brewsky’s Bar & Grill; 2205 David Dr, Metairie, LA … Continue ReadingTrail #693 – Santa’s helpers

Can you believe it!!??? Believe what!? A B.V.C. Epic Fucking Trail Adventure with Danger!! Danger you say!!?? Yeah Timmy, don’t fall down the fucking well!! Cause Lassie ain’t coming to help! All for a $1, and your choice of lubricants!! Not only that but there are two halves!! Holy shit!! That’s pretty fucking epic! Seriously just a fucking dollar!! Best Deal Ever!! You might get stabbed, cut, run over, ankle breaker holes, etc. Flashlight needed it’s such a fucking great trail!! This is not for the meek! Be warned!! Come along on a B.V.C. Epic Trails, (Be Very Careful) thru … Continue ReadingTrail #692 – B. V. C. (bowtie, Vest, corset) Danger Cloths, Epic Adventures In NOLA!! 

What’s this? What’s this? There’s trail marks everywhere. What’s this? White powder in the air. What’s this? I can’t believe my eyes. I must be dreaming. Tranny Jack, this isn’t fair! What’s this? What’s this? What’s this? There’s people singing songs. What’s this? With lyrics that are wrong. What’s this? The streets are filled with tipsy runners laughing. Everybody wearing happis. Have I possibly gone hashy? WHAT IS THIS? ¿Santa-Qulaws? has packed his sleigh full of beer for all the good little hashers, but the Pumpkin Queen wants to take over Noel for herself. Can you make it to the … Continue ReadingTrail #691 – Nightmare Before Hashmas