Trail #695 – 6th Annual Get Your Comic On

Greeting True Believers, AKA you bunch of sweaty hairy gross nerds (you disgust me)

Some convention is coming to town, so our beautiful city will be full of jerks in costume, people who write stories about bastards with super powers, or from space or some crap. I mean seriously who cares about that stuff? And to make matters worse, they are doing it right after NYE… idiots.

So before these nerds try to exact some sort of ironic revenge, we are going to show them who’s in charge.

How, you may ask.
– athletic prowess,
– sing dirty songs

– drink beers.

By the end of it you should be able to tell any Nerd to suck it.