How does Moses make his tea? HeBrews it, Bro.
It is that time of year again. Time to throw your precious fucking indoor pine tree in the dumpster (along with your childish belief of an actual Heaven and Hell) and join the ranks of the Chosen People … the Hebrew Hash House Harriers … as we lead you a drunken TOuRA of New Orleans!
We will be decking the halls with balls of Matzah and slamming Manischewitz just like that time your step-aunt got you drunk at 16 years old and proved that she liked running naked in the rain. Not you … yeah, yep, sure, me neither.
Come dressed as your favorite Jewish Idol (that was a trick – Idolatry is forbidden, you fucking Infidels) or wear blue and white. Come out and show your love, because honestly you probably owe our people … we know what your family did. THEREFOREskin, we will see you on the fifth night of Hanukkah. L’chaim!
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), Ninja Flying Stars of David, whistle, flashlight, EXTRA CASH for EXTRA CREDIT
Date: The day after your false messiah’s birthday
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Hanukkah Hash
Start Address: 608 St. Roch Ave.
Hare & Co-hares: Shitler, Jewy Jewy Gang Bang, Retardis, Just Mikelle
Beer hare: TBD
Pre-Lube: Mimi’s in the Marigny
On-After: Lost Love Lounge (there will be drink specials and karaoke)
Dog Friendly: I don’t know. Sure, whatever.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nah
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 0-4 miles (there will be options and EXTRA CREDIT)
Trail is A to A