The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #692 – B. V. C. (bowtie, Vest, corset) Danger Cloths, Epic Adventures In NOLA!! 

Can you believe it!!???

Believe what!?

A B.V.C. Epic Fucking Trail Adventure with Danger!!

Danger you say!!??

Yeah Timmy, don’t fall down the fucking well!! Cause Lassie ain’t coming to help!

All for a $1, and your choice of lubricants!! Not only that but there are two halves!! Holy shit!! That’s pretty fucking epic!

Seriously just a fucking dollar!! Best Deal Ever!!

You might get stabbed, cut, run over, ankle breaker holes, etc. Flashlight needed it’s such a fucking great trail!! This is not for the meek! Be warned!!

Come along on a B.V.C. Epic Trails, (Be Very Careful) thru the great city of New Orleans. Your adventure will include Halls of the Heros, Champagne. You’ll continue thru the zombie infested petrified forests, and seek sanctuary over the bridge traversing the steel river. From there you’ll fly thru the gladiators arena, to the forest of Libations. Be wary for this is just the beginning of the journey, for there are two trails for the price of one. That’s right You Lucky Bastards! 2 4 1!!! The second leg of your journey there is a picturesque photo op for Louis Armstrong, seriously cool pic watch the lights. You’ll zag next thru the Forest of Light, be mindful of the lost souls who have no idea what a fucking trail is!!! Once you’ve been blinded and cleansed by light, your journey will wander thru a brilliant extravaganza, followed by more Champagne!

After which songs and merriment of our trail tales, guzzle tonics, and ingest nutritious bar food!!

***Seriously, it’s a fun trail to run, walkers will miss out on interesting parts. Just be careful crossing streets, urban camp homosex, and look out for a fucking hole! It will be marked.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), **whistle, **flashlight

Date: Thursday,

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: B. V. C. (bowtie, Vest, corset) Danger Cloths, Epic Adventures In NOLA!!

Start Address: Ugly Dog Saloon, Tchop & Howard

Hare & Co-hares: Cock Ness Monster, Nine Drunken Miles

Beer hare: TBD, Any takers? Sucks you’ll miss all the Epicness, but its an honorable job!

Pre-Lube: Ugly Dog

On-After: Ugly Dog

Dog Friendly: No!! You will have to skip a part of trail if you bring one. Not Dog Friendly

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail?

Definitely want a flashlight and whistle, be careful crossing roads, and there is utility hole-cover missing for the runners after the split. I will mark it. Urban Shiggy. May need some danger underpants its so butt clenching good!

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: For the Runners no more than 6 miles at least 4 true trail. Walkers 3 miles.

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