What’s this? What’s this? There’s trail marks everywhere.
What’s this? White powder in the air.
What’s this? I can’t believe my eyes. I must be dreaming. Tranny Jack, this isn’t fair!
What’s this? What’s this? There’s people singing songs.
What’s this? With lyrics that are wrong.
The streets are filled with tipsy runners laughing.
Everybody wearing happis. Have I possibly gone hashy?
WHAT IS THIS?
¿Santa-Qulaws? has packed his sleigh full of beer for all the good little hashers, but the Pumpkin Queen wants to take over Noel for herself. Can you make it to the beer sleigh before she finds it and fills it with Malort? Come in your creepiest costume, your most festive holiday attire, or both. Extra props if someone dresses as a lost Easter Bunny.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, December 5
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Nightmare Before Hashmas (Just Noel’s Virgin Lay!)
Start Address: 1648 Gentilly Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70119
Hare & Co-hares: The Iceman Thumbeth and Just Noel
Beer hare: ¿Quesa-Did-Her?
Pre-Lube: Brook’s Seahorse Saloon, 1648 Gentilly Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70119
On-After: Brook’s Seahorse Saloon, 1648 Gentilly Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70119
Dog Friendly: Trail yes, bar no. Ghost dogs are an exception and are obviously allowed everywhere.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? If you want extra credit, bring your ID and some cash.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 miles
Trail is A to A.