The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #691 – Nightmare Before Hashmas

What’s this? What’s this? There’s trail marks everywhere.
What’s this? White powder in the air.
What’s this? I can’t believe my eyes. I must be dreaming. Tranny Jack, this isn’t fair!
What’s this?

What’s this? What’s this? There’s people singing songs.
What’s this? With lyrics that are wrong.

What’s this?
The streets are filled with tipsy runners laughing.
Everybody wearing happis. Have I possibly gone hashy?

¿Santa-Qulaws? has packed his sleigh full of beer for all the good little hashers, but the Pumpkin Queen wants to take over Noel for herself. Can you make it to the beer sleigh before she finds it and fills it with Malort? Come in your creepiest costume, your most festive holiday attire, or both. Extra props if someone dresses as a lost Easter Bunny.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, December 5

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: Nightmare Before Hashmas (Just Noel’s Virgin Lay!)

Start Address: 1648 Gentilly Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70119

Hare & Co-hares: The Iceman Thumbeth and Just Noel

Beer hare: ¿Quesa-Did-Her?

Pre-Lube: Brook’s Seahorse Saloon, 1648 Gentilly Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70119

On-After: Brook’s Seahorse Saloon, 1648 Gentilly Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70119

Dog Friendly: Trail yes, bar no. Ghost dogs are an exception and are obviously allowed everywhere.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? If you want extra credit, bring your ID and some cash.

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 miles

Trail is A to A.

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