Voodoo Hash House Harriers

Well, as the holiday season gets rolling, so will our little frostback, Whole Lotta Cum. She’s leaving us for drier, less interesting lands. Before she left, she wanted to hare one last time – something that I think is a pretty good sendoff. It’s a Christmahanukwanzivus theme (Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Festivus), so break out your favorite dirty santa / naughty elf / reindeer (I’m lookin at you, Puppy Love Machine) costume, and meet up at the fountain at Coliseum Square! There will be an on-after at the Avenue Pub (Polymnia and St. Charles) after the hash, so bring extra cash! Hare: Whole Lotta … Continue Reading#113 – Heaux Heaux Heaux

  I know I know, we’ve had a bad run with virgin hares as of late, but A) you have to start somewhere, and B) shut up and hare you lazy bastard. This week we take our chances in the small (but not cabbage-scented) hands of Just Teeny. May Breesus have mercy on our souls. Also, if you have some clothes that you want the VDH3 Rabbit Logo silk screened onto, bring it! Here’s the low down: – the cost will be $6.00 per print (so a back and front shirt will cost $12 to print) – payment due with … Continue Reading#112 – Spy vs. Spy

Jeebus spent 40 days and 40 nights in the wilderness fasting while being tempted by all things sinful. A 40-something time period, whether days, months, or years is ALWAYS a period of testing, trial, probation, or chastisement (but not judgment) and ends with a period of restoration, revival or renewal. Well, Ready Whip is turning 40 this Thursday and “G” knows she’s has had 40 years of testing and trials so lets celebrate like Hashers do: Drink beer, cuss a lot and be as sinful as possible. So, come dressed as your favorite religious icon and get your sin on. … Continue Reading#111 – 40 Days and Nights

Now, let’s be honest. Who doesn’t love a little T+A? Or should I say, who doesn’t love a LOT of T + A? This week’s hash is hared by a virgin lay (Just Nick) and and overall mess (One Eyed Jackoff), so let me give you a little bit of advice: Remember last week? BRING A WHISTLE AND A FLASHLIGHT! You’ll probably need it. Hares: Just Nick (virgin lay), and One eyed jack off (not sure if he’s hared before or not) Start: Southport Hall 200 Monticello Ave. Jefferson, LA 70121 Theme: Tits and Ass As always, bring $1 and … Continue Reading#109 – T+A