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#133 – Tutus on Two Two

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IS EVERYBODY HAPPY? YOU BET YOUR ASS WE ARE! My my VooDoo, aren’t we punny. Tutus on the 22nd? *sigh* Theme: Tutus – Be the pretty ballerina we all know you are. Hares: Erectiaphobia and hubby, Just Mike Start: 3601 Conti Street, New Orleans, LA Time: 6:30 show, 7:00 Go! Pre-lube: Parkway Tavern – Hagan and Toulouse Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

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# 132 – All I got is the lack of clothes on my back.

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This week’s run will be on April 15th. Do your taxes before Thursday you fat lazy bastards. Come to the realization that you received a 2% pay increase, while taxes were raised and inflation went up 3%, so you actually make less money than you did last year. Stop thinking that you should get married, have kids, or buy a house just for the tax write off and start making important life decisions, like making your way to the hash every week. Now is the time to smile and laugh that you can’t even afford the clothes on your back … Continue Reading# 132 – All I got is the lack of clothes on my back.

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#131 – Over the Hill Hash

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So, by our looooose calculations, Hobo and I (Dickie) have decided we’ve passed that blessed 50+ marker for Voodoo hashes. And, in celebration, we have decided to run you wanks into oblivion. We will be starting at 1508 Gravier at Freret, I think Charity Hospital should be within your view, I don’t know, I’ve never been over there. Bonus, there aren’t really any hills in New Orleans, so you’re probably safe there. But, if you can’t find trail and there’s a hill somewhere in sight, that’s where the A.D.D. took us. Also, be on the lookout for shiny things, street … Continue Reading#131 – Over the Hill Hash

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#130 – Spring Break

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Pastor Bait-Her is celebrating holy mattress moaning with Udderly RiTiTulous in Hawaii for their Honeymoon. Since dad won’t even be in cell phone range, the hashers get to be a little more crazy this week as we celebrate SPRING BREAK! Anyone know if mom will be there? Fill Me Up, RU? Everyone else needs to break out the board shorts, bikinis, beer bongs, water guns, lube and white T-shirts and prepare to get wet and wild. The early climate prediction is 72 degrees and clear; perfect beach weather. Indicksion (last I heard his name was changed to Indickcided) will be … Continue Reading#130 – Spring Break

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#129 – Always a bridesmaid…

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You are cordially invited to celebrate the hash wedding of Udderly RiTiTulous and Pastor Bait-Her On Thursday evening May 25th at 6:30 Washington Square Appropriate attire required* followed by trail, on-in, and on-after *Wedding hashes are typically a cross-dressing event, so break out your black dresses fellas and your tuxedo tees, ladies. Hares: Pastor Bait-Her and Udderly RiTiTulous Theme: Wedding Pre-Lube: DBA – 618 Frenchmen Start: Washington Square – Royal and Frenchmen Time: 6:30pm Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then bring $10, you ugly bastard. If you … Continue Reading#129 – Always a bridesmaid…