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#131 – Over the Hill Hash

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So, by our looooose calculations, Hobo and I (Dickie) have decided we’ve passed that blessed 50+ marker for Voodoo hashes. And, in celebration, we have decided to run you wanks into oblivion. We will be starting at 1508 Gravier at Freret, I think Charity Hospital should be within your view, I don’t know, I’ve never been over there. Bonus, there aren’t really any hills in New Orleans, so you’re probably safe there. But, if you can’t find trail and there’s a hill somewhere in sight, that’s where the A.D.D. took us. Also, be on the lookout for shiny things, street … Continue Reading#131 – Over the Hill Hash

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#130 – Spring Break

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Pastor Bait-Her is celebrating holy mattress moaning with Udderly RiTiTulous in Hawaii for their Honeymoon. Since dad won’t even be in cell phone range, the hashers get to be a little more crazy this week as we celebrate SPRING BREAK! Anyone know if mom will be there? Fill Me Up, RU? Everyone else needs to break out the board shorts, bikinis, beer bongs, water guns, lube and white T-shirts and prepare to get wet and wild. The early climate prediction is 72 degrees and clear; perfect beach weather. Indicksion (last I heard his name was changed to Indickcided) will be … Continue Reading#130 – Spring Break

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#129 – Always a bridesmaid…

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You are cordially invited to celebrate the hash wedding of Udderly RiTiTulous and Pastor Bait-Her On Thursday evening May 25th at 6:30 Washington Square Appropriate attire required* followed by trail, on-in, and on-after *Wedding hashes are typically a cross-dressing event, so break out your black dresses fellas and your tuxedo tees, ladies. Hares: Pastor Bait-Her and Udderly RiTiTulous Theme: Wedding Pre-Lube: DBA – 618 Frenchmen Start: Washington Square – Royal and Frenchmen Time: 6:30pm Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then bring $10, you ugly bastard. If you … Continue Reading#129 – Always a bridesmaid…

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#126 – Inglourious Hashers

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  This Thursday, we’re going to be getting down and dirty in Lakeview. Just Ralph is poppin’ his har-e  cherry (heh) with Slam Bam Thank You Lamb, so watch out – Slam Bam isn’t known for being gentle. There will be shiggy, and there will be mud. Think of this as a camp-out warm-up. The hares also made it a point to tell me that FLASHLIGHTS ARE NEEDED! So bring yours! (I’m lookin’ at you, Just Miranda) Ralph will be hosting the on-after – I think he’s making gumbo or something equally awesome. Theme: Wilderness Survival / Inglourious Basterds / … Continue Reading#126 – Inglourious Hashers

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#125 – Green with Envy!

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I’m not going to lie to you Marge, I was trying to think up a way to write some sort of Irish Incredible Hulk writeup, and it just wasn’t happening. So, in lieu of cleverness, here’s a scary bodybuilder lady, ‘shopped green. Thursdays theme is VooDoo Green with ENVY!  Yeah, wear GREEN dumb asses!  In light of the Campout, and since the coolest will NOT be at the Irish Italian parade on Sunday…or may not be. We are running from that location. Chase Bank parking lot, Veterans and Phosphor St. (south side/I-10 side) next to Mugz Bar.( so we have … Continue Reading#125 – Green with Envy!