Voodoo Hash House Harriers

It’s a tale as old as STDs themselves – man searches long and far for pristine lands and riches beyond belief, only to leave the lands ruined and the virgins knocked up and in need of a free clinic. This week, we celebrate the conquests of Columbus, but instead of a filthy Italian leading the way, we’re stuck with Brokeback Dyke and Princess Layless. We’re starting off in the parking lot at West End Park, right past Coconut Beach. If this sounds familiar, it should. Leif Ericson actually found North America 500 years Columbus, and The Whistles hared from this … Continue Reading#159 – Columbus Lay

I KNOW NOZING! I get the feeling we’ll be hearing a lot of the from Tidy Bowl this Thursday. Why? Well, I’ll give you four good reasons: 1) Have you met Tidy? 2) ZE GERMANS ARE COMING! 3) Your mom. This Thursday, we’ll be celebrating Ökshïggyfëst, a holiday just made up by our hares, Tandy Ass and Game Ovary. Actually, what Tandy sent me was “October Shiggy Fest”, but I didn’t think it was Germanic enough, so I made it one one and threw in more umlauts than possibly pronounceable. Go me. Anyways, we’re starting at Mirabeau Ave & Paris … Continue Reading#157 – Ökshïggyfëst

Pink, pink, pink. What can I think of that is pink in order to celebrate this week’s theme? I guess we could go with the pop star. Pink hot dogs, pink tacos, pink ribbons so we can have more breast in the world. We could put one in the pink and two in the stink. Maybe that’s the other way around for you people not named after butt sex. On-On, Everything Butt Sex Hares: Skin Whistle and Bumbletard Theme: Pretty in Pink Location: 701 Metairie Rd Metairie, LA 70005; Old Metairie Village Shopping Center; Right next to the Blockbuster. Time: … Continue Reading#156 – Pretty in Pink

Dearly intoxicated, we will gather in Lakeview on Thursday in the presence of the Pack to join Skin Whistle and Dry Hole in holy mattress monkey. Attesting to their dreary and lonely lives, they have now resolved to end each future hash by going home and getting lucky every time without need for self-gratification or technology. We will celebrate the end of their wanking ways and to cheer in the joy of sex outside masturbation. Skin Whistle promises to take Dry Hole for better or for worse, on the rag and in health, on bad hair days and good, to … Continue Reading#155 – With this beer, I thee wed.