It’s a tale as old as STDs themselves – man searches long and far for pristine lands and riches beyond belief, only to leave the lands ruined and the virgins knocked up and in need of a free clinic.
This week, we celebrate the conquests of Columbus, but instead of a filthy Italian leading the way, we’re stuck with Brokeback Dyke and Princess Layless. We’re starting off in the parking lot at West End Park, right past Coconut Beach.
If this sounds familiar, it should. Leif Ericson actually found North America 500 years Columbus, and The Whistles hared from this spot one month ago.
Oh, and I think it’s pretty safe to assume that while Columbus crossed the ocean blue in three ships, we’ll probably end up getting across the Pontchartrain
blue in a different manner…
Hares: Brokeback Dyke and Princess Layless
Theme: Columbus Day (Indians? Pilgrims?)
Location: Parking lot on the West End BLVD of West End Park, past of Coconut Beach.
Time: Thursday, October 14th. 6:30pm Show. 7pm, Go!
Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!