So since Everything Butt Sex is apparently too busy fudge diving to post this I thought I’d take the liberty and show him how it’s done.
This week’s trail is an Underwear Run.
So CUM in your boxers CUM in your bras but please don’t CUM on me. That’s what a condom’s for. It’s Tidy Bowl Man’s Birthday Hash so lets show him a great time which means I want to see you bitches in theme. None of this oh I have underwear on underneath …. BULLSHIT. Don’t think I won’t make you strip down to your undies to run this trail. The less clothes the better. Butt Sex promises a special treat for those who show up in their birthday suits…and who can resist Butt Sex:
8 Lays A Week
PRELUBE: We will be warming up our drinking stomachs across the street at the Bronx Bar. They have $5.00 Pint & a Slice. Rumor has it there will be drink specials especially for us, so tell the Bartender you’re a hasher and hopefully the beer will be plentiful. ***Unfortunately you have to be clothed to be in this bar so make sure to bring something to cover your lovely parts***
Hares: Tidy Bowl Man
Location: Laurence Square/Park, 4400 MAGAZINE ST. Corner of Napoleon and Magazine
Time: Thursday, October 7th 6:30pm Show. 7pm, Go!
Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!
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