#157 – Ökshïggyfëst


I get the feeling we’ll be hearing a lot of the from Tidy Bowl this Thursday. Why? Well, I’ll give you four good reasons:

1) Have you met Tidy?
3) Your mom.

This Thursday, we’ll be celebrating Ökshïggyfëst, a holiday just made up by our hares, Tandy Ass and Game Ovary. Actually, what Tandy sent me was “October Shiggy Fest”, but I didn’t think it was Germanic enough, so I made it one one and threw in more umlauts than possibly pronounceable. Go me.

Anyways, we’re starting at Mirabeau Ave & Paris Ave at Oak Park Shopping center.  Theme is October Fest and anything else German. I’m going to go ahead and invoke Godwin’s Law, so Nazi crap is out of the window.  There will be night shiggy so bring a flashlight, shiggy socks, flashlight, bug spray, flashlight, whistle, etc.  There will be a turkey trail for the non-shiggy types.  Did I mention to bring a fucking flashlight if you’re doing the night shiggy?  $1 and a sixpack.

Oh, and don’t forget to flashlight your flashlight, because flashlighting without a flashlight spells f-l-a-s-h-l-i-g-h-t.


Hares: Tandy Ass and Game Ovary
Theme: German!
Location: Mirabeau Ave & Paris Ave; Oak Park Shopping Center
Time: Thursday, September 30th 6:30pm Show. 7pm, Go!

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

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