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#163-Halloween Hangover

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The Dickie Wong is back in the NO! Hide your kids, hide your wife! And he’s somehow convinced yours truly to hare with him this Thursday. Dickie and I want you to break out that dirty cum stained, beer soaked costume out of your dirty clothes hamper and bring it out to Coliseum Square on Thursday for a Costume Cornucopia. I don’t know about you drunken bastards but one weekend of drunken/candy ridden revelry was definitely not enough for my costume. I mean it isn’t everyday you can wear basically nothing, throw “Sexy” in front of a noun and call … Continue Reading#163-Halloween Hangover

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#162 – 3RD ANAL BLACK DRESS RUN!

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This year, Tidy Bowl and I decided to do something special for you assholes for the 3rd Black Dress Run – we pulled some strings and made the Day of the Dead land on a Monday! We did this just for you! So if any of you cockbites complain about us failing to reserve perfect weather, just remember that we shifted the goddamn calendar year one day to make this happen. That takes a lot of work – I bet you those bitch-asses at the U.N. can’t even shift the calendar. Fuckin’ recognize, y’heard? If you show up, and you’re … Continue Reading#162 – 3RD ANAL BLACK DRESS RUN!

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#161 – Happy Hashoween!

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I know this is late, but apparently “providing info about this week’s hash” these days means calling super-busy-work-guy on a Tuesday when the hash is a Thursday, which then gets passed on to now-extra-pissed-super-busy-guy who is multi-tasking by writing this, updating workstations, compiling kernels, and drinking beer at the same time. In case you haven’t guessed, the first mentioned busy guy since last week is EBS and the latter is me. WTF. Moving on, this week’s hash is uptown, with a – you guessed it – Halloween theme. SO dress on up you wankers, it’s not that hard. Considering that … Continue Reading#161 – Happy Hashoween!

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Hash Trash #159 – Columbus Layless

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“I’m dissapointed no one swam except for Bumbletard”  -BB Dyke I, Teeny Weeny on Top, actually believe that if my fellow hashers took the eagle trail two  Thursday nights ago, we’d be in for a longer night of resuscitating (making out with) some hashers.  And the Hares: Brokeback and Princess Layless’ performance that night was anti-climatic since only one ‘tard got sopping wet while everyone else was left feeling  dry, cold, nipply, and slighted at one of the most “romantic” spot in New Orleans called the Point. Even though the on in had a spectacular 369 view of the lake, … Continue ReadingHash Trash #159 – Columbus Layless

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#160 – Back 2 Skool

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Just Sara decided she wanted to lose her virginity with Butt Sex. We’re going to UNO’s campus in order to let you wankers judge our performance. It’s a Butt Sex trail, so you can expect it to be short, fun, make you a little uneasy, but afterwards you’ll be happy you finally got fucked that way. Bestiality is best left in Texas, so don’t bring any fucking dogs! While you’re waiting for Thursday, you really might want to learn this fucking song. I’m going to make Just Sara acts parts of it out during circle. on-on, Everything Butt Sex Hares: … Continue Reading#160 – Back 2 Skool