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Trail #321 – The Final Countdown! Uranus, Ready Whip & Sir Yacksalot (Virgin Lay!)

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“It’s the end of the world as we know it…” actually it isn’t but this is the final countdown until hash # 4321 in another 4000 hashes. Zombies are over done, and if the world does end in zombies I’m sure dressing up Mad Max style can’t hurt. So bust out those spiked collars, leather and fishnets and venture into the badlands of the Westbank! Bring: $1 (no coins please), six pack, flashlight and whistle Date: Thursday, July 18, 2013. 6:30 meet, 7:00 pm GO! Theme: Final Countdown 321/Road Warrior – Mad Max style.  I expect No Cuntroll to have … Continue ReadingTrail #321 – The Final Countdown! Uranus, Ready Whip & Sir Yacksalot (Virgin Lay!)

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Trail #320 – RUNNING OF THE BULLSH!T

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Come one, come all, to take in the sights and sounds (and feels) of the RUNNING OF THE BULLS PRE-PRE-LUBE! That’s right, the party is on Saturday, but Voodoo is getting warmed up!  Who needs to do laundry, anyway?  Don your white party pants and wet t-shirt wifebeater, wrap a red scarf or old pillowcase around your waist and neck, and bring your Spaniard-impersonating ass out to the Riverbend for this week’s RUNNING OF THE BULLSHIT. No seriously, dress up.  Get your ass to Goodwill or this will be a fucking lame hash.  Practice yelling “Ole!”  Eat some paella.  Or … Continue ReadingTrail #320 – RUNNING OF THE BULLSH!T

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Trail # 319 – American Sparkle Party ANTaphylactic Cock, Crack Inside Her, Retardis, Conjugal Visitor

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This is a BASH and a HASH in one!  Bring your bike or your running shoes. We have separate trails for both.  Get out your Amurican attire!  Flags, red, white, blue, and sparkles.  We’re headed over to the Wank to show them what slut dust can do.  IF you don’t like glitter you can cry about it.  Later on we’ll all gather on the levy to watch the fireworks show, so I might suggest you bring more than a six pack to get through the night.   Start and end are at the parking lot at the point.   Date: July … Continue ReadingTrail # 319 – American Sparkle Party ANTaphylactic Cock, Crack Inside Her, Retardis, Conjugal Visitor

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Trail # 318 – First Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show – Clitoria’s Secret & Crack Inside Her

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Wear your sexiest Thursday lingerie for Clitoria’s  Secret’s virgin lay.  Just remember we aren’t in the woods so keep the jiggly bits contained until circle. Bring: $1 (no coins please), a six pack, flashlight and whistle. When: Thursday, June 27th, 2013 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm GO! Theme: First Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show Hare(s): Clitoria’s Secret (virgin lay) & Crack Inside Her Beer Hare: Just Ashley RA: Pussy Whisker Start: Lawrence Square, Magazine St and Napoleon Ave., New Orleans, LA 70115 Pre-Lube: Ms. Mae’s The Club, 4336 Magazine St. On-After: TBA Announcements ANTAphylactic Cock’s trail next week “American Sparkle … Continue ReadingTrail # 318 – First Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show – Clitoria’s Secret & Crack Inside Her

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#317 – Welcome to the Voodoo

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It looks like we’ll have over 20 visitors. Bring more than the normal 6 pack. It’s gonna be a long night.  Bring on the Voodoo Spirit. We’re meeting at LOA Chuck’s Bar. We decided LOA is an upscale martini bar, and we don’t want to get the group kicked out of the hotel, the day before everyone checks in, so we’re going to Chuck’s. It’s a shit hole, and probably has the cheapest drinks in the quarter. Crack-a-toe-a and Rough MasturBeartion are haring this week. I’m told the rewards for the Front Running Bastards, custom made coozies filled with an … Continue Reading#317 – Welcome to the Voodoo