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Whistles blow, are you listening on the trail, the lights are are glistening if you cum along, we’ll sing dirty songs Hashing in a NOLA wonderland Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, 19 Dec 2019 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Santa’s helpers Cum dressed in your finest santa, elf, or winter costumes. Start Address: 2205 David Dr, Metairie, LA 70003 Hare & Co-hares: Hitachi Topic & Saved by the Bush Beer hare: Incompeetent Pre-Lube: Brewsky’s Bar & Grill; 2205 David Dr, Metairie, LA 70003 On-After: Brewsky’s Bar & Grill; 2205 David Dr, Metairie, LA … Continue ReadingTrail #693 – Santa’s helpers

Can you believe it!!??? Believe what!? A B.V.C. Epic Fucking Trail Adventure with Danger!! Danger you say!!?? Yeah Timmy, don’t fall down the fucking well!! Cause Lassie ain’t coming to help! All for a $1, and your choice of lubricants!! Not only that but there are two halves!! Holy shit!! That’s pretty fucking epic! Seriously just a fucking dollar!! Best Deal Ever!! You might get stabbed, cut, run over, ankle breaker holes, etc. Flashlight needed it’s such a fucking great trail!! This is not for the meek! Be warned!! Come along on a B.V.C. Epic Trails, (Be Very Careful) thru … Continue ReadingTrail #692 – B. V. C. (bowtie, Vest, corset) Danger Cloths, Epic Adventures In NOLA!! 

What’s this? What’s this? There’s trail marks everywhere. What’s this? White powder in the air. What’s this? I can’t believe my eyes. I must be dreaming. Tranny Jack, this isn’t fair! What’s this? What’s this? What’s this? There’s people singing songs. What’s this? With lyrics that are wrong. What’s this? The streets are filled with tipsy runners laughing. Everybody wearing happis. Have I possibly gone hashy? WHAT IS THIS? ¿Santa-Qulaws? has packed his sleigh full of beer for all the good little hashers, but the Pumpkin Queen wants to take over Noel for herself. Can you make it to the … Continue ReadingTrail #691 – Nightmare Before Hashmas

Congratulations, you’re [probably] part of the 76% of Americans who forget to stretch before doing any physical activity. It’s that time once again– it’s the Thursday before Thanksgiving, so let’s hustle before everyone just literally stops caring about their health. Come join us at the ~FOURTH ANAL HEAVYWEIGHTS FAT CAMP HASH~. This year we head to Old Metairie on a trail to whip you into shape. Like any good camper knows, contraband abounds, so catch up with your Chipmunk Bunk, find your treats on trail and maybe break a sweat- after this trail, you’ll eat success for breakfast (with skim … Continue ReadingTrail# 689 – Fat Camp IV: Come On You Devil Log!

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, 11/14 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: A run to Movember, a tribute to what’s in our Butts. So yeah, men are big, smelly, loud, boorish, jerks who wreck up just about every planet they are in charge of. But some men are kinda your friends. With that in mind, we prostate ourselves before the mercy of the hash and ask that you come out to help raise money for the research in protecting the greatest joke god ever played on cis gendered phobic dudes. To head (that’s right … Continue ReadingTrail #688 – A run to Movember