Trail #688 – A run to Movember

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, 11/14
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: A run to Movember, a tribute to what’s in our Butts.
So yeah, men are big, smelly, loud, boorish, jerks who wreck up just about every planet they are in charge of. But some men are kinda your friends.
With that in mind, we prostate ourselves before the mercy of the hash and ask that you come out to help raise money for the research in protecting the greatest joke god ever played on cis gendered phobic dudes.

To head (that’s right I said it) off the next question: how am I supposed to costume for that?
– Grow a Mo (and join the team)
– Dress as some guy you look up to/ respect / like (don’t dress as yourself you phuqing narcissist) / don’t hate (yeah, the bar is pretty low)
– Come dressed as, or representing, the medical staff who’s job it is to explore the place where the sun doesn’t shine (unless you are into the whole hole tanning thing, in which case, good for you, enjoy your kink)

Of course, you could always just come as the ass you are.

Start Address: 1801 St Louis St (Lafitte Greenway)
Hare & Co-hares: Oui Oui, Intense Pee & Gayze (the man see more prostates than anyone)
Beer hare: Whoredini
Pre-Lube: Fharmacy
On-After: ATM it’s TBD
Dog Friendly: I don’t believe Fharmacy is, buut on after is up in the air, so… could be?
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nah
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 miles
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