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Practical hash, dramatical hashGeriactrical hash, millennial hashShiggical hash, lunacle hashSexual hash, hashiest hashRunnicle hash, walkable hashShitticle hash, check backicle hashGisperticle hash, Americle hashNew Orleanicle hash and transplanticle hashPolitical hash, hypocritical hashWhite clawicle hash, no lawicle hashCynical hash, rabbinical hash Jellicle songs for Jellicle HashJellicle beers that Jellicles drinkJellicle hares and Jellicle houndsJellicle songs that Jellichares sing Let’s wander into the uncanny valley and celebrate digital fur technology & all the glorious ridiculousness that went into what’s sure to be a cult classic film, CATS! Come dressed in your finest humanoid cat attire, limber up, & prepare for things to get … Continue ReadingTrail #698 – Jellicle Hash (CATS!)Jellicle Hash (CATS!)

It’s 2020 and the world is on fire. They say that exercise helps with mental health, but you know what’s even better? STRESS EATING. The Voodoo Eats Out trail is a running progressive dinner through Mid City.This year we’ll be stress eating to the tune of the domestic political situation given that we planned the menu before all of the Middle East bombing and smoky koalas started (so, a week ago). Formal attire requested but if you’re emotionally unable to change out of your pajamas that’s fine too. We’re all just doing our best. Menu: I LIKE BEER! soup Orange … Continue ReadingTrail #697 – Voodoo Eats Out (4th Anal): “I came, I ate, Iran”

So I was thinking about the hash the other day… The Voodoo consists of hicks, skids, hockey players, and Christians. These are our problems. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, cash for extra credit stops, flannel, hockey sticks, inappropriate hip thrusts, big city snipes, super soft birthday parties, electric lettuce, rave drugs, and your best farts. Date: Thursday, January 9, 2020 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Letterkenny! If you don’t get it, just give yer balls a tug and figure it out! Start Address: 6730 St. Claude Ave, just a step into Arabi (the closest we … Continue ReadingTrail #696 – Letterkenny!

Greeting True Believers, AKA you bunch of sweaty hairy gross nerds (you disgust me) Some convention is coming to town, so our beautiful city will be full of jerks in costume, people who write stories about bastards with super powers, or from space or some crap. I mean seriously who cares about that stuff? And to make matters worse, they are doing it right after NYE… idiots. So before these nerds try to exact some sort of ironic revenge, we are going to show them who’s in charge. How, you may ask. – athletic prowess, – sing dirty songs – … Continue ReadingTrail #695 – 6th Annual Get Your Comic On

How does Moses make his tea? HeBrews it, Bro. It is that time of year again. Time to throw your precious fucking indoor pine tree in the dumpster (along with your childish belief of an actual Heaven and Hell) and join the ranks of the Chosen People … the Hebrew Hash House Harriers … as we lead you a drunken TOuRA of New Orleans! We will be decking the halls with balls of Matzah and slamming Manischewitz just like that time your step-aunt got you drunk at 16 years old and proved that she liked running naked in the rain. … Continue ReadingTrail #694 – Hanukkah Hash