The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #698 – Jellicle Hash (CATS!)Jellicle Hash (CATS!)

Practical hash, dramatical hash
Geriactrical hash, millennial hash
Shiggical hash, lunacle hash
Sexual hash, hashiest hash
Runnicle hash, walkable hash
Shitticle hash, check backicle hash
Gisperticle hash, Americle hash
New Orleanicle hash and transplanticle hash
Political hash, hypocritical hash
White clawicle hash, no lawicle hash
Cynical hash, rabbinical hash

Jellicle songs for Jellicle Hash
Jellicle beers that Jellicles drink
Jellicle hares and Jellicle hounds
Jellicle songs that Jellichares sing

Let’s wander into the uncanny valley and celebrate digital fur technology & all the glorious ridiculousness that went into what’s sure to be a cult classic film, CATS! Come dressed in your finest humanoid cat attire, limber up, & prepare for things to get weird… feline style. Bonus points if you come with an original CATS! style name ready (examples Rum Tum Tugger, Grizabella, Mr. Mistoffelees, Macavity), there might be something in it for you if you do.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, talent worthy of the Jellicle Choice, milk, $$ for possible extra credit stops

Date: Thursday, January 23

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: Jellicle Hash (CATS!)

Start Address: 1200 St Bernard Ave, New Orleans, LA 70116

Hare & Co-hares: Whordini & Just Kitty

Beer hare: Just Caitlin

Pre-Lube: Sidney’s Saloon 1200 St Bernard Ave, New Orleans, LA 70116

On-After: The Goat 1301 St Bernard Ave, New Orleans, LA 70116

Dog Friendly: Sure, but know that CATS ARE NOT DOGS

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? A sense of magic & whimsy, lack of distinguishable human sexual features

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: Runners’ trail is 5ish miles. Walkers will do less.

Trail is A to A+

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