Practical hash, dramatical hash
Geriactrical hash, millennial hash
Shiggical hash, lunacle hash
Sexual hash, hashiest hash
Runnicle hash, walkable hash
Shitticle hash, check backicle hash
Gisperticle hash, Americle hash
New Orleanicle hash and transplanticle hash
Political hash, hypocritical hash
White clawicle hash, no lawicle hash
Cynical hash, rabbinical hash
Jellicle songs for Jellicle Hash
Jellicle beers that Jellicles drink
Jellicle hares and Jellicle hounds
Jellicle songs that Jellichares sing
Let’s wander into the uncanny valley and celebrate digital fur technology & all the glorious ridiculousness that went into what’s sure to be a cult classic film, CATS! Come dressed in your finest humanoid cat attire, limber up, & prepare for things to get weird… feline style. Bonus points if you come with an original CATS! style name ready (examples Rum Tum Tugger, Grizabella, Mr. Mistoffelees, Macavity), there might be something in it for you if you do.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, talent worthy of the Jellicle Choice, milk, $$ for possible extra credit stops
Date: Thursday, January 23
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Jellicle Hash (CATS!)
Start Address: 1200 St Bernard Ave, New Orleans, LA 70116
Hare & Co-hares: Whordini & Just Kitty
Beer hare: Just Caitlin
Pre-Lube: Sidney’s Saloon 1200 St Bernard Ave, New Orleans, LA 70116
On-After: The Goat 1301 St Bernard Ave, New Orleans, LA 70116
Dog Friendly: Sure, but know that CATS ARE NOT DOGS
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? A sense of magic & whimsy, lack of distinguishable human sexual features
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: Runners’ trail is 5ish miles. Walkers will do less.
Trail is A to A+
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